Freeborn County Standard from Albert Lea, Minnesota • 2

TT fanbar JUDGED BY YOUR POSY MINN 4' i 4 PHIc CUTa habitual constipa 1WUU rillb yon price 25 cent Oi a Teaowaed metropolis in the Tillage' to 5 4st st ArJ still ibex devious course pursue To keep the that others do 5 A expedient BI DJNL CLEVEKfON in ond i J' it ir nhninister the flft I That I did ft PREPARED 1 4 I) I 1 her confusion on When five rod in the footsteps ol tbalcalL Each day a hundred thousazl rout ollowed tigzsjcall about And bis crooked journey went vJhw And this before men were awarot A crowded thcrousbfitre 1 Sr VilbepW (7ugco SOLD EVERYWHERE JOHN CARLE SONS Now York 1 i Sociological bet that if women were allowed the ballot we would have so cialism in less than ten years That is all yon know about it With socialism there would be no busi ness competition and with no business competition there would be no bargain sales So that settles your notion right from the Indianapolis Journal A THE NEGBO IN GOTHAM (uuuu uro UflU Is Numerous and fllls Many penchant for 'living in a cellar Public Places LAs a barber the colored gen Not a Cordial Welcome 1 Mr Borem who attends social gather ings even when he is not invited showed up at an ientertainment at Up percrust mansion a '7 Mr Borem 1 am a little late I ex pect I am the last one to arrive Mrs Uppercrust Yes Mr Borem you are the last one I expected to see Siftings To do wtut other rues have douc They follow In the beaten track 'An Unkind Eemrk' Mr Murray Hill Allow me to con gratulate you on your marriage Your wife is certainly a most charming lady Mr Yes and ''she is as amiable as she is lovely And she is sc considerate willing to put up with almost anything Mr Murray Hill Yes I knew that when I heard that she had married you TexasSiftings Aa a ootman Ha RtancU Noar the Head 'of the Liat Bflt aa Dfatafc Room Superintendent He Is With out a BlvaL 1 Sas Jones Surply moving this desperafalybad weather? 1 You suppose 1 putting my furniture outtoairinit do vou? Texas Siftings Who saw 'the first primeval calf: Ah: many things this tale might I am not ordained to preach Sam ess fa Journal An Ancient House Dasha I had no idea that your family was snih an old one mi Travers (proudly) I should say it was Why man we have some bills dating back four Puck a A New Sort Chicago Man (at New York Waiter Waitdr watah sah Chicago Man Huh! unny looking water! Where are the microbes? Weekly' 1 Hit Superior Advantages Snooper I think that Cabbage must be a well informed man Sway Indeed? Snooper Yes His wife tells him all the Detroifree Press rr A Pie lecture was just at an end and Walter Dpndas Cantab gath ered his papers together while big au dienee ehleSy consisting of ladies pre pared to depart The university ex tension had but recently penetrated into the remote provincial town of Slumberleigh and had there met with Slmoet unprecedented success Beaching the outer door before the whole assembly had dispersed Dundas scanned each of his students exchang ing greetings and farewells with some whose acquaintance he had made dur ing his few weeks' residence in Slum berleigh As the last departed he tamed on his heel end heaving a slight sigh betook himself to his hotel must have missed Miss he mattered vvas certainly at the lecture I wish I couldhave seen her before I left for New to say Vgood Meanwhile the subject of hu re fections a pretty bright faced girl of nineteen had arrived at (her home a large handsome house in the princi pal street of the little town In the hall she met her father into the study and shut the he said have something rather serious to tell you" His daughter obeyed fact is said Mr Clif ford have been as you may have noticed In pecuniary difficulties for some time past Somenonths ago to meet my more pressing claims I was obliged to mortgage the house and to get a bill of sale on the furniture But things have gone from bad to worse and I have just found that unless I ean raise fifteen hundred dollars with in two months I shall be in a fair way to become a bankrupt Your Uncle Cecrre is such a miser that if he heard the faintest rumor that I was in diffi allies through extravagance he leave me a farthing far less give me anything! In fact it is partly on his account that I am anxious to raise the money quickly for if I am gazetted before tie dies (the doctors say he hasn't two months to live) my name will be cut roi of his After a pause be went on: wish some rich fellow would come and marry you Mab that would pro fvide 'or you at least and you might be able to spare a few half pence for your poor old fattier' Mabel laughed least you could hare the wedding presents in that ease" she said Clifford suddenly stopped short in "The Artotoera or a Parvwnu The man who knows no longer refer to the flower in his buttonhole a boutonniere butas a coat flxrwer Philadelphia florist is authority for this "And by the he remarked oa Saturday afternoon dung a breathingpell between customers one whq is interested in studying human naturq no better opportunity could be afforded! than right here You can usually size up a position and taste by tha flowers he says the Philadelphia Record this afternoon as an in stance About an hour ago three' young men came in and noisily called for chrysanthemums They selected! the largest ones I had and with muclj! boisterous conduct followed their bat tonhole bouquets up theAtreet They wers evidently college students? Soon afterward came in an actor anasked for a big bunch of violets for his coatu The violets would have been suitable for his wife Then a member of the Philadelphia club called and said! 'Please nut a few white earnations in! my coat How much more refined wa' the last of the three faces of passengers who want tbget on nor can he tell the passenger who wants to get off to His principal duty seems to be impart ing a dry shampoo io Jhe windows and If You are Tired All the time without special exertion aa tired in the morning as when you retire at night you may depend upon it your blood is impure and is lacking in vitality That is why it does not supply to nerves 2nd muscles You need Sarsaparilla' To purify and enrich your blood A few bottles of this great medicine will give you strength and vitality because it will make pure blood THE COLOBD WAITES 'f It' fi brass door knobs and lndustriously: grooming the large tin cuspidors in the waiting rooms 'i He sweeps the1 stairs that lead from the station When it is rainy the porters fresco the "gar ments of 'the patrons 'of thedompaiiy with Liquid In dry weather they have to be satisfied 'with blinding the passengers with 'dust I do not bfe lieve that white men could perform their duties more effectively 7 The colored porter has still another duty which I had almost overlooked It frequently becomes necessary to the happiness of the employes to toboggan sbme unruly passenger down the stairs in to thcv street At a' given uifgtial something like the cry of Rube! of the circus men the of the train by tho ticket clioppct and the ticket seller 'fall' and oif tho vidtim! Then it is that the colored porter produdes a club fromome secret recess and manages to get in a whack so you see his life is not altogether dreary and monotonous after all There are somp occupations for which the negro has a natural born talent As barbers waiters coachmen rand janitors they are quite up to the mark' of the proud Caucastyp Jnact I am not sure bu arp superior to the whites in the avocations I 'have mentioned In a previous letter 1 have described the almost incredible arro gance and Ignorance of the average white janitor in New York I elab orated the theory that he was a aur TVth'a harm nh eatlef AAhnh '1 1)1(1 116 lCflV6 BD Era gran planner standin igln de wall I 1 Sure he left Bat to swing yo ladles' In de middle I everything What would ye be thxnkln he! could take with Golden A fcnndrod thocsxnd en vrere led By cxe csX near three centuries They foHoved still hu crooked way And lest cue hundred years a day or thus oeh reverence is lent To welt established precedent A troral lesson this miirht tench Were I ordained and called to preach or tnen are prose to pe It blind rr Unusual you postihe letter gave you this asked Mrs Howitzer'1 simply ijeplied Mr and the parrot fell off his perch in astonish Truth i peeted it! Here am I toiling and slav ing all these (Mabel looked slightly my self paying sweet guineas for your fees to local lectures and this is the thanks I 1 I wqjjt the last to day'' said his dapgbleikiilfiling slightly uThevia3Obj Then timt lecturer fel his has gone Ijopk here Mabel Let him be Uie never hear of il he'snot 'likely to even come back again ap'dit would seem 'much more natural 6r you to be engaged to him than to a stranger Therid I flatter myself that I have made a really bril liant I must tell yqu saifl Mabel flushing angrily tp have uny thing to do with tha Mabel he said in a mope 'wheedling tpn'e be sensibly you? Surely you see me trembling on the brink of ruin like this and not stretch out a hand to help me? Come nowl? Poor Mabe looked irresolutely be i fate her 1 could do anything she said entreatingly a deceitful thing like that and think of the exposure if it should come No fear of it coming out if only you play your part returned her father quick to detect the signs of yielding in her tone after all on ly a month or two at most There I knew you would be I like it at soon get accustomed to it 'And now to set about prepara tions for carrying it out I think as we want the thing widely known we cannot do better than give a hint to Miss Worboise and let nature do its Mabel quite recognized the truth of this assertion for Miss Cynthia Wor boise a maiden lady of uncertain age and a near neighbor Of theirs had a well merited reputation for gossip and was frequently madeuse of by her friends as an easy means of spreading She therefore assented languidly to the proposaL settled and ll drop in myself after dinner to night anf tell her fix the wedding for this day seven weeks and who knows what may happen between this and then? There my love I knew you would soon get reconciled to the Mabel was very far in reality from being reconciled to it and as she left the study she felt her heart rise in bitter revolt against But what could she do? She had always been accustomed to obey her father everything and she did not feel reso lute enough to withstand him now Nothing in the whole scheme had wounded her so much as the bringing into it of Dundas name At the mere thought of it her cheeks were dyed with a deep blush of shame and the idea of his evergetting wind it made her nearly frantic However she had agreed to the plan and it was too late to draw back now The only thing left for her to do was to prepare herself as well as she could for the many unpleasant in terviews which she foresaw would have to be gone through True to his resolution Clifford sallied forth that night to the gossip monger and returned in high glee at the man ner in which his plausible story had been received Worboise was he said consulted me immediately as to what I recommended for a pres ent She is coming round to morrow morning to talk it over with you so mind and prepare yourself for any Mr Clifford not miscalculated when bespid that it would be quite un necessary to' do more than tell the news to Miss Cynthia In less than a week the whole town was discussing the engagement and Mabel had re ceived calls of congratulation from all her friends Her father wishing to hurry up matters had fixed a day some six weeks and had sent out dainty sil ver written invitation'eards to their whole circle As he expected on their being sent pat a stream of presents steady enough to realize 'his most Sanguine hope began to flow fn and he more than once congratulated himself and his daughter on the that had met their scheme Mabel however had often areat dif ficulty in explaining away soma dis crepancies which did arise in of her care Timo passed on tUL at last but one week remained before the date fixed for the eventful ceremony Mr Clif ford had just been consulting Mabel as to the propriety of announcing the sudden indisposition of the bride groom when Miss Worboise paid her usual morning calL Mab darling yon tell me but I knew you would like to talk it over so I called in early Naughty man! to combine business with pleas ure like' do you mean?" asked Mabel with know as welV as I really wonder you 'let him hardly re is hardly respectable?" the girl asked a horrible fear seizing her of course letting him lecture here the very day before his marriage Didn't you know? but of course you did he has promised to give an extra lecture to supplement his ye I said or rather gasped Mabel course I have rather a headache th mom i an would yon excuse bliss Worboise of course took the bint and left with many expressions of regret while Mabel sought her father 'shall we she panted is coming here before he crosses the Atlantic actually here in five he mast hear 'of it and 1 shall die of is deuced said Mr Clifford perplexed never mind brought you into this mess and get yoa out! Now see here wire at once and get him to dine and stay the night with us in fact keep him entirely to ourselves and he get ahint of it Jb the morning leave by an early train we can say his mother' is suddenly taken ill There that all Mabel assented doubtfully Nothing could be done now except wait and hope for the besL Mr Dundas duly invited and on appointed day was met at the station and conveyed home by Mr Clifford Mabel awaited his arrival with a beating heart and conld hardly hide first meeting him THE CAL PATH One day throcyh the primeval weed A call walked heme as good calves should But made a inti all bent aaketr A crooked trail as all calves do Sicec then two hundred years hire fled And I inter the calt is dead But still he left behind his trail And thereby hangs my moral tala The tratl was taken up next day By a' lone dos that passed that way And then wise bell wether sheep Pnrsued the trail o'er vale and steep And drew th a Seek behind him too As gcod bell weth)rs always do And from that day o'er hill and glade Through tKese old woods a path sas mad And many men wound in and out And dodged ind turoed and pent about rollte I was very sick no less than three undertakers called What did you do? I sent word down and asked if they pleasec excuse mer Judge' Ho Got It Straight If I were to ask you your age would you give me a truthful apsweri Certainly I would tell you it was none ofjour business Cincinnati Tribune Because 'lass such a crooked path But still they do not laugh The hrst migrations of that calf And through this winding woodway stalked Because he wabbled when he walked This forest path broame a line Tbti rent and turned and turned aain This crooked lane became a roed Where many a poor horse with bls load Tciled on beneath the bcrnlmt sun And traveled some three miles in one And this a century and a half They trod the footsteps cf that calf The yeari passed oa fa MYRRH LIP SALVE and fissured Ups ehaeptfed hands and faces open chllbl Ala andIfahtatiuJPrleaJM cents vr KOKTH CANTOS PAk vuts rsa ramsnwtbMysseAa 3 'GAY Dobbb (down for a'weeic's Anything doing hierht William iWlLLT'A rt fTiawh Mrn the hoar appointed tar his lecture arrived she professed herself slightly unwell and Dundas found himself to his disgust relegated tb the care of her father who received strict injunctions from Mabel not to allow the lecturer to interchange greetings with anyone 'They might congratulate he said very awkward that would a i Dinner passed off without mishan Mabel was shy and constrained and spoke little but os Clifford was in high spirits at tha success with which every thing passed off and kept the conver sation chiefly in his own hands his guest did noL notice the unusul preoc cupation and silence of his daughter But alas! tl best scheme may fail sometimes No sooner were the three established in the drawingroom than thedoor bell rang sharply and a few moments later the servant an nounced: Poor Mabel gasped and turned pale She had no time however to say any thing for Miss Worboise ran forward exclaiming: Mabel darling what do you think? My cook has had a positively a I left her with her head in the kitchen coal box! The doctor is expected every minut I buqU a scene you know! I am so upset! Might I spend an hour or two with Mabel nearly distracted managed 1 at last to welcome the very unwelcome guest find then sat down on thorns waiting in a kind of despair for what she might say said Cynthia archly it is rather an inconvenient time to calu You must be so very busy such a lot of preparations as you must have to make before to morrow you Mr Dundas sur prised really have no packing to speak of and done already as I am leaving by ad early early train! But surely you xniss the thought the young man they getting up a levee for But aloud he only I'm afraid shall mnless it's very reminds said" 'Miss Worboise darling you forgot to say at vhat time weare expected to and then io the infinite horror she produced from her pocket her invitation card that thought Clifford savagely and then jumping pp ha exclaimed eagerly: here Miss Cynthia I must haveyour opinion on some of presents in the next and rather againstijier will hurried out of the room but not before he saw that the mischief was Dundas had stooped politely to pick up the card which had fallen from nerveless hand and in doing so could not avoid seeing what it was His name on the card arrested his atten tion and he read it through scarcely realizing! its meaning Then too amazed to speak he looked toward Mabel for an explanation se'eing her pale and speechless sprang toward her fearing she was about to faint His touch however recalled her to harself and waving him back with an enort sne rose and faced him had better the she said and then as calmly and col lectedly as shevcould she the'hu miliating story Half an hour Mr Clifford reen tered the drawing roomia telegram in his hand He stood for a moment on the threshold and then advancing said: suppose my daughter has told' you Mr Dundas? She ishoV to blame in the matterbut I feel Isowe you a deep apology for the unwarrantable liberty I have taken with vour name he continued turning to his daughter can never repay for tne service you nave rendered and the suffering you have undergone' But this telegram tells me Uncle George is dead and as I am his heir we can now at least send back the wedding i your permission said Dundas smiling and 1 have decided lokeep LondonTit Bits i queer London customs i Quaint Utas Still ObSM red at City lection A host of quaint usages cluster about the office of lord mayor of which the splendor is nothing less than 'vice regal The lord mayor is elected'on' Michael mas day not indeedpby the 'ordinary rate paying electors but by a body known as the livery composed of some eight thousand members of the ancient trade' guilds candidates must be aidermen and have served in the bffice of sheriff 'The livery submits' two names to the court of 'aidermen which almost Invariably selects that which is mentioned first so that the choice vir tually rests the livery though that body is largely influenced by the unwritten law that except in extraor 1 dinary cases aldermen shall fill the mayoral chair in turn to seniority The lord' mayor presented to the lord chancellor who invariably signifies the ap proval of the Ofid on November fl the favored 'one is swora in before the Judges'of the high court It Is this swearing in at thela courts that' gives rise to the ly known of the cer emonies tha lord show as the civic procession whlch Accompanies the new lord mayor to and from the law courts is popularly called 3 There1 isnothing quite like itanywbere elsA ifi the world Philosophers sneer 'at rit poets pick it to pieces and both go to see it It is indeed the sole city cus tom arouses a 'interest throughout the metropolis ahd' thus affords the only occasion when the lord civic friends and his (officers are cbrqught face to £acp with the masses of greater London As for the procession itself ithds been de scribed over and oyer again Suffice it here to say that of late years lord may ors have evinced Ia defeire without treading 'much upon the 'corns of tradition to dispense: with what kaa not inaptly been called the circus ele ment? of the show' Thus) elephants have place toflre brigades and and mermaids and'' 'shepherdesses (fresh from Whitechapel at a few shiL lings a head) are no longer asked fo posd half ntkCcVi Upon triumplal cdr in thephlll Noveinher S' The rejoicing is wound'hlprby a banquet in the gulldhalj to which the judges many people of distinction and all ths members of the city corporation' ore ini Chautauquan I understand your grand 5 sopMU 1 'ave anything? bare Whnt wnrilrl vai could take with I Dava Ths Different Needles Cruelty Little Ciarcnce My pa a cenust Hej agano and pulls people a teeth matter how old she is LitUe Bob Hoh My pa tya lawyer 8h You must be a brutel Puck and pullapeoplea legs Brotherly orethought Mother (coming into the far horror) What on earth are you doing Bobby? (coolly) Why pa says every got to eat a peck of dirt before he dies I thought give the baby now have it et before he grows Puck A Social' Amenities f')At the'social: Mrs Wonder why it is when Mrs Dazybell is talking with a gentleman she invariably stands up Is it to show her form to full ad vantage? Mrs lam It is only habit my dear In the shop where she ued to work the saleswomen were obliged to stand ypetknow Boston Transcript CUTTING BEMAEK8 Bugsby You deceive me John! sharp you know sharp as a knife! 1 Mr 'Bugsby Yes Maria you re semble a knife table knife you Dever shut uni Ledirer 9 i A3ui cauuJUt all nonsense3 for girls to spend so jnuch time andmoney learn ing to play the piano Before we were married my wife used to be eternally practicing but she touched the piano half a dozen times? ogg And yet they say marriage is a failure Boston 4 OR THIS LOCK ITTS ON "BEST SCHOOL SHOE164 IL DAY Pubussu ALBERT LEA afraid of being I A' I 1 the midst of his pregrinatiocs terr thing he exclaimed sm UUUU ULJ4U "Quite simple Send out invitations to yonr wedding to some person imag inary ifj yoil like Then when you hare got a fine array of wedding pres ents well the event can be postponed sudden illness of the bridegroom anything Meanwhile the presents arc converted into ready money I am eace more solvent Uncle George dies hey presto! everything in a flourishing condition father think of the deceit! Why it would be robbing desperate and all is fair such cases BesidesH every thing does turn out well and Uncle money comes to us all right whv then we'ean get the presents out of pawn andretum engagement raddeiily broken off you knots WUlt objection can there be to the whole scheme is so prepos terous! No father I really do you won't even do that little Mrrice for me? Well I might have ex The Greatest Medical Discovery of the Age DONALD KENNEDY of ROXBURY HASS Has discovered in one of our common pasture weeds a remedy thaKcures every kind of Humor from the worst Scrofula down to a common Pimple He has fried it in over eleven hundred cases and never failed except in two cases (both thunder humor) Hehasnowin his possession over two hundred certificates of its value all within twenty miles of Boston Send postal card for book A benefit is always experienced from the first bottle and a perfect cure is warranted when the right quantity is taken 'f When the lungs are affected it causes shooting pains like needles passing through them the same with the Liver or Bowels ThisJs caused by the ducts be ing stopped and always disappears in a week after taking it Read the labeL If the stomach is foul or bilious it will cause squeamish fpeHngs at fijst No change ofdist ever necessary Eat the best you can get and enough of it Dose one tablespoonful in waterat bed time "Sold by all Druggists HIGHEST AWARD 1 1 IL! 1 TivmgreUo of the prehlstorie eave Xvlf Build fl Eft and a rAAdilv Aa a barber tho colored crentleman is to be commended and ho is to ba found in many of the most fashionable tonsorial parlors Although the negro delights to impart valuable social sta tistical and meteorological information ho manages to restrain his ear breath ISpecfal New York Letterl ing conversation better than his white' While there are not as many negroes 1 confrere However lke tho yrjiito ton In New York as there ore in Washing social artist if a customer has one hair tan city they are nevertheless ver on bis head he the artist has the numerous for you seo 'them every suggest a miraculous Jiair where They however reside princi restorer of his invention Like the pally in wo localities On the west minstrel man the colored barber is not side Thompson street is the great as black as he is painted negro center while on the east side But it is nsan aristocratic coachman there is another large colored colony up or footman that the colored man ap in Harlem in the vicinity xf One Hun pears to the greatest advantage The dred and ourtlj streeUIt is very diffl imported' English automatic or joint cult for ft negro family to rent a flat ies3 lootman who has a good turning outside of these to neighborhoods' latbe leg and an air of impenetrable although they cannot bo as objection gloom is vry gopLfthis wy bnqn able as the loiTcr order of several other poioi? of pesonl majesty and incom nationalities I might refef to' I prehensible digpity he cannot hold a In the two localities have mentioned andl to the darlry The best speei the houses for many blocks ae tenanted I mens are to ba seen on ifth avenue I AYlfl ATI fVlA Hrvvjia nnookao wn I with armorial bearings saw one'the I other day in a green frock coat cordu lroy trousers whie duck oyergaiters land sharp toed patent leather boots He wore the neatest of yellow xkid I gloves a natty beaver hat and his shoulders were covered by a magnifi cent sealskin cape Ho was seated by the side of the driver on the box and I tjie look ho cast at a shabby white tramp who shuffled ptst was one of the most superior things I have seen in I New York The colored flunkey is al I ways calm and ils (collection of 'fea tures wears an'expression of haughty languor which' is 'not natural to the I negro He shines by the reflected light I of his millionaire employer It is worth while to come to New York just to look I at him from a respectful distance I thinkihe can be found outside bf xi5cusscGTiLE5EGRQriiOBLEXs i A sir mere ami mucn i diuk iuueraion inursaay exclusively by riegrbes of every imagi but as a head waiter he is' 1 nable hue from the almost white straw gloomy and particular However you i Unfortunate Error berry blonde octoroon tp the genuine must not call him or he rom the Plnnkville Bule unadulterated African witha com Jwillcall you down by informing you jack of local news in our issue this week plexionsuggestive of the inside of a box that his proper designation is be laid to the printer Our best of shoe blacking'' room He stands in reporter who interviewed CoL Hotpep It is a singular faetthat the very dark the middle of the hotel dinmg room per oh tho financial situation wrote Afro Americans are in a hopeless Wlth 1113 arm3 folded and a pose that that tho gcnial colonel spokd by the minority in the large cities You never suggests the picture of Napoleon at St card The fool printer put it up see a dozen negroes of uniform com Helena tho colonel spokaby the yard and the plexion together except on the negro Ho Is aman of haughty mien I colonel in our absence re minstrel stage 1 once called the at To whom all patrons outer porter resoonsible Indiananolis 4 1 AS lx he were a cross between responsioie Indianapolis wuuuuutuiui Miuvu3uqpauuueil A king and a dictator JOUrnaL dter? Palpable ab The highest round on the waiter lad an unseasonable querf gt? w1 rftn Kt? Tin rr nil mneionl hihl I I aeristneneaa waiter is distm and conversational smartness to coal guished from the ordinary waiter by black negroes He replied that the his inimitable1 poseand also by his negroes wanted too wearing a white shirt find longer tails high wages and burnt cork was much to'his coat 4 This reminds me of an amusing inci polito than the white Npw Yoricwajier wvi 4GkW kWU VU Liam I in Texas shortly alter the war: I was seated opposite to a northern drummer and a southern planter who were very' earnestly discussingthe negro problem! I The planter was very much excited He I said: iy bo use trying to get along with I niggers 'They areperfectly worthless They work nnd they all' steal They just ought to be off tha I face of the earth a sweeping I gesture with his arm as if he were a tract of land by clearing off I the timber and brush 4 i I say they to I replied tho drummer it looks to me as if they had been I a good deal already Most of I them are half and he looked at I me with a wink of intense i A ft I Ono Consolation but am drifting away from the New 1 1 41 1 5 I 5 Old chap how gray you Yok negro if I fe If ire getting! And only thirty five too There is one occupation in New York I i I Kinkles Well there is one godsend that is monopolized entirely by the anyway negroes The 'Manhatfan 'Wvatedl810011? 000 I' Winkles Aiffl that? RaiJrd company Me tat ploL It has teen said that Klfikle Whdm thb' gids lov'e dye colored menfat the sta'tions Tteosi aU tinffScome him wbo but young World turn is not a exalted one although i vu they are employed in a hlgher'positipn A TIrao ateut' forty feet higher you heard from yourdaughter an most of tha naonla an tha I the things sinceashe starred on her wedding tour? street The elevated railroad norter If 1x1 change ftnd de i8 sbe much sou? Only does not handle cash likethe tfckfet in 'Venice she commenced to seller He has no opportunity td shove and mutilated dimesand Had hiekels off dri 1 Qawfl) discover ever since they left Rome she has car passenger? who arein a hurry to catch that Rundschau the trains' He hasfnot even the satis kn'i im''' TTifc'if3'' Perfectly Cool faction of slamming the gates Iri the '3 of in infe a about the Club 1 have resolved on sui esfablishipent you will be sure to get cide James It isjny only recourse them The colored waiteraiways car 1 James Good gracibus sir ries about is person a dirty towel with iwCtobfellowr Not a word James You which lie wipes everything he sets 'be I ahall see how a brave man dies Bring fore you not talk but he is me Truth' fiot a dumb waiter by any manner of Eay on nTnds and te expect tattipqrery Extract from aa jessay written by 3 Willie two bans I have never witnessed but one in on0 tbe re anj one (3 he stance of any abnormal admiration for han tbe rite han is fur ri tin and wa colored race on( the part of a the ieft hand is fur lef tin both hans to onse white population It occurred on an hsfur stummik Union open car on Third avenue last summer (fa) Gazette The: car was crowdeii: buf a colored woman whose size suggested load of 1 hiay insisted on shoving herself into the Pipkin The board of health1 census car instead of waiting for the next one fibows an alarming state of affairs on elegantly dressed white lady with PJ1? land 1 little girls by lier side insisted I lii what particular? that her two i children fgive up their The 'police flfid ain seats to the colored lady who Ple woman over twenty seven ycare promptly took the seat without a word of thanks ike two tired children Not to Be Trotted stood up for three miles while their The Jount to many1 mother indulged in small talk with her Edith sopn dusky acquaintance I noticed that i Yes but Edith is afraid he will the features of thp rest Of the passe bfeak bis promise gers were wreathed with scorn and siic Whv? i some even indulged inaudible oftnment Because i he made it in broken that was far from flattcring to the ma 1 Truth ternal instinct of' the accommodating 5 "Alex 'Ei Swxbt Lric EVEBYTHiNG nE rf' 1 vs st Doty Directed! 1 ur riuem via you aamnusier me opiate at nine clock as sir Bat it seemed a pity to have to wake the poor man out ot the first sound sleep had in four days to give World Bough oa Ufmeelf 'Invalid Doctor I should not fear I death but I am so bn rind alive 1 I need 1 have no fear of that with me attending you Weekly gfhsW 1 SCHOOL 7 OR 5 to 7X S125 11 to 13X175 8 to 10X 1 50 A 1 to 4 I YOU GET THEM ROM YOUR UtALLK Wrtl HAMILTON BROmOE CO i i 1 a 4 6 A i rf 34 I 1 jJ jV 5 I I 0 I a 7 7 Oil 11 'im A 5 I fl MA a 3 1 SW i i an Ml 1 dW fill A ra fcyjASSf 7D faje 'fauJ fl Hl Uiy I SO i ft if 1 iii I LI III Ji 4 W' h14 4 i 4 i i i butrhe is up to date in all of (I '('fa 7 7 I I ls I I I ff rrJ Stl 1 II ST IjOTTIS Igkehort' WW 4 i i ii iULTaHSIIv 3e nr? 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