The Record-Argus from Greenville, Pennsylvania • Page 3

THE SHENANGK) VALLEY ARGUS, OCTOBER 9,1875. 8 OCTOBUR. "Sweet still lingers "on the a rose tteltersd To soothe our jVato. Each season that comes, Its Most those who nsb tttofte RifU Believing they are sent for good.of all. Sach hU own duty InlhBjMjca.

Replete "with bouoteonB wisdom from on htehri i "3 Magazine. THE NBWSiHOFPBft. A Connecticut paper roodly says: "People beginning to object to the mleaot forty-rod whisky In Rhode Island, on the ground that it kills outol State." Boyle A Constitute a Hazleton Pa, firm. Wnen his partner breaks oat on him Job has to bear it tranquilly, but he Bit down on Philadelphia How Kept Ont for a Minute, to a some tie Danbttry News. 1 Mrs.

CobleSgh had to run over neighbor's to see about picklein ng green totfiatoeg, She had a loaf of bread In the oven, and-she told Cobleigh to take care of it. Mr. was home with a boil otf knee 1 She (mid, "It Won't be any trouble td tou, In about 18 minutes it Will be done at this end, and then turn it wound so that the other can bake. I'll be back in tithe to take it but," Then ebe threw shawl ovar her head; and started. About five minutes after she waagone, one of the neighbors came in to show Mr.

(Jobleijjb a double-barrel-, ed gun which he 1 hud just bought: After Mr. Coblbigh haq carefully examined it, aimed atte very thing 1 with it, he was forci-- bly reminded of a gun which; his father owned when he was a boy, and when the family were living'at' Sanaeravilie. Tbere were a number of, astonishing incidents connected with this tbunly fairs is goin' to do agrlcul- tuif 1 good," says a Long Island farmer, "keep, out the wimmin. Them. air pull-backs gits a man's so sot that hft can't see notbin' Argus.

The" woman who shuffles around in cloth slippers, broken down at the heel, and wipes her nose on a flat-iron holder, is the one who gristle in her mince pies and irons chair-piii in her bread to see if it's Pulton Times, "Father, brine borne your money tonight," is the name of anew temperance song. The New York Commercial Advertiser suggests that somebody ought to write a sequel entitled, "Or it you can't come yourself send it, Boston Aitftcatt dailt rifled By the gasty thieves, And the book of Nature Getteth short of Red Autumn drops, from all of bis branches bowed, WATCHES AND; JEWELRY. the latest novelty. are "cracked up as PATENT MEDICINES PR08PJ50TUB. TOT SHIHANOO piece, which Cobleigh proceeded to relate, in a vivid and captivating'manner.

1 denly the his ndbasUjj lnlatter here? any- -Philadelphia hotel elevators get stuck between: the stories, and they have to tear up the floor and haul out the passengers. While they are getting a fat man out his oaths are written down to hand to Sunday school free Press. When a friend of the loyely Ralston got up in San Francisco and: said, "For 20 years'the San Francisco BuUetin has crouched like blbddless frog on a stone, bleating; cruaktdgMn the face of nature a vivid and captivating'manner. Sud nose, andbasUJyj "I CoblKigh glanccdlkt the and then at the clock, while his face became pallid. "By jove." he ejaculated, J'my, wile look at that bread in 15 min- 1 ules, tieen gone over half an hour.

That's what's burning." And Coblelgbwithan expression of genuine distress, essayed to rise, but the neighbor promptly came to his relief. Vv-V me.tend to can't get round easily." He opened the oven door, and a puff of smoke came out. Vlt's, a. goner, I'm, afraid," he he gbt'on his knee's. It appeared to be so.

Two-thirds of the loaf was as black as the ace of spades and there were little' flakes of live Coal scattered: surface. With that impulsive, trusting nature peculiar to a man the sympathetic neighbor thrust his baud into the oven and laid hold Of that blazing baking tin without the faintest hesitation. Then he drew out his hand, with the awfulest howl ever heard on that i Poor Mr. Cobleigh In his anxiety for the bread and sympathy tor his wife, he hud approached to inerear of his friend, and was looking over bis shoulder at the ruin, when the astonished arm wasswung back, and the owner thereof instantly lost sight of his own misery, in the terrif- fie yell which ascended just behind him. Tbe arm struck an obstacle, and the unfortunate Mr.

Cobleigh rolled over on the floor, screaming'with all hts might. "You've busted it! Heavens you've busted it 1" It was HU no mortal worde could allay. The neighbor saw this at a glance, so he picked up his gun, and went home. And a moment latter Mrs. Cobleigh came in.

And the instant she opened the door, Mr. Cobleigh ceased his yells and stalked majestically to bedroom, where he locked the door and put the bureau against it. Three minutes later ins wife knocked at the door for ad mission, but of course it was not opened, 'Then she put h'er mouth to the keyhole and shouted: "1 wouldn't make a fool of myself if 1 you, John Cobleigh. a great pity I can't be gone put of this house a single minute, tint that the whole place has gol to be turned upside down and things go to ruin." She actually said that. intelligent-'Friscans yelled with de- 'Lotta's fbuntaifi'.

presented" to the city of San Francisco; DH8 been formally ded icated there, and now the man who ventures in that city to; tell; the truth and say the little dear is red-headed is liable to be rent limb from 1 Old Bill Allen on the Erie Convention. 'And so they have nominated my old friend Cyrus for Governor of Pennsylvania have said Uncle Bill Allen he heard the news from Erie. well 1 How things do come'round. I've known qyrus-r-let me 1 canH'tell exactly how long I've know him, but I alius liked him. Me and him had a good lime at tbe destruction of Jferu interposed Tburinan.

you a little mistaken in tho man Wasn't it you and Titus that enjoyed the little jollification you mention, together don't Jkriow but what your right, after ail, replied the old man, reflectively. guess you're right, when I come to think of it, YOU see I get mixed pretty easy now, anyhow. Anu then the nomination of that skunk Pontius Pilate for State Treasurer set me a tbinkln' of plundering and that, you see brought up tbe sackm' of Jerusalem. That's how I got wrong. That Pi ate was allus a pizen, onery cuss sneakin' 'round to betray somebody, and then wasl.in' his bands of it-blast him And they couldn't cool the old man ott for an hour or His Last night, as a frisky colored was walking youth slreet WftS acquaintance, who costed by a colored "You have stuffed youtfelbow agm a post or sumtbin'else afbte now, hasn you, Uncle reckon." "And you remembers de feelm dat runs up yer arm "I dose A "Well, take dat feelin', add a hnndred percent, mix it wid de nicestt har oil ig town, sw'eetenwidbonev and dayju kin 'magine how I feel! Vtduourq Herald.

Some people are, to coin a word, pipo- QUUID Tiroiwr. form- tlon of 400 all shapes and sizes. The loud little man in gray stood on the dry-goods box in the strett, and, as he handed down a bottle of the pain-killer to John Smith and John's quarter he sang but in a rattling tone, "And sold again 1 And I love to say sold again 1 for whenever I say sold again 1 another qunrterofadollar drops into the treasury Cleveland loader. The good boy who goes home and tells bia mother how he rebuked his companion for robbing birds' nests, will perhaps pass the pantry 20 times that very and still find it locked. How ignorant parents are, and how little they understand their Elyn Argus.

She was one of those sentimental young creatures who linger at the doorway to bid you the starlight, and after she parted from him the other night, she went up to her room murmuring: "Yes I would know it was hard times, by the kind oE hair oil he uses fflyn'Argus. -i To-morrow will be observed as the Centennial anniversary of Ethen Aliens' attempt to capture the city of Montreal with an army of 110 men, which resulted su Allen and his whole army being captured by General Carleton. We don't see that there Js much to celebrate.about N. T. Mail.

The recuperative forces of childhood are nt times extraordinary. The boy who left school, sick, at 10 o'clock in the morning, 1 will go to the circus al 3 p. the same day, fall oft a neat 16 or 18 feet high and never hurt himself enough to miss more than four or; fiye seconds of the Brooklyn Argus. A Western editor, thinking to stock his depleted larder, advertised "Poultry taken in exchange for advertising." The compositor seeing his opportunity to pay up a long standing grudge, set it up, "Poetry taken in exchange for advertising," and since that time the office boy has been clearing 50 cents a day from tho waste paper Cleveland Leader. keeps a pork stand in.

Phllideldhia but even while he measures out sausages, he meditates such stanzas as this to his beth'rotbed: "If you should dip, my own true love, Then, while the sun was risiu', I'd go out In lot And kill myself with pizen." She earns her living in a thread-and- needle store, and they never quarrel except when she uiges him to give up pork and get on Child's Brooklyn Argus. A Danhury man's wife Nell There is" nothing a name, Shakespeare tells us, but this Danbury man manages to extract considerable? comfort from this cognomen. Wheii lie comes home at night and can't find his slippers, he screams out, "Wjuere, Nell, is them slippers?" And then xvlien she produces them nictly laid away where they belong be says in a subdued voice, "HoW, Nell, did I know they were stuck back there Dan. A Detroit commercial traveler walked down the aisle of passenger coach, the other day, having on an outlandish linen duster and an old hat, and seven women who had seats by themselves, piled their bastcnge on tbe spare half and looked out of the windows to avoid seeing him. While he was sitting on the woodbox and chewing the bitter cud of reflection, a man with watch-chain and a $3 set pt glass-diamonds t-ntf red the car, anil six of the women lifted their satchels down and moved close up to the side of the car Such things are not right, but they always Free Press.

The Empress of Austria, so a newspaper paragraph informs us, walks down street evry morning take a drink of tresh milk, which is milked from the cow in her presence." She doesn't to wait for it to be strained, but just opens her imperial countenance and takes the lacteal, froth, hair and all, like a boy stealing afresh drink out of the milK nail while.his mother has gone round the bench, at the end of the kitchen, after Hie strainer. Quite an unassuming old Kirl Empress, and when Francis Joseph gets up Sunday morning and be. tins to throw bis clean shirts into the corner of the room because they have wrinkles in the bosom, or lack a button oVtwo, she just says, "That's me 1" and eets up ami begins to tear his paper col. finTin two, and it is marvelous bow ouickJ be subsides. "Marie Olotlde AdS Jeanne Obgdj.

Xaviere de Baviere," ne weaRiy "them collars is 85 cents a box, and they don't wash." Ah, friends, what would oui darkened plebian lives be, werelt not for these gleams of tender home sentiment that-flash upon our paths occasionally from tbe mansions of in next Hawk-Eye. These are the piping time of stove preparations. Tbe latest social bobby is 'Autumnal Leaf Parties. 1 Every indication favors the business of hog and pork production for the coming year. A correspondent wants to know what a 'jack-rabbit' Is.

It if a narrow-gauge mule. A valuable bed of corundum, a bard mineral of nearly pure alumina, has just been discovered in Michigan. That recently discovered petrified plug of tobacco in Colorado is a regular quid nunc for scientific men. Tbe time of peaches is over, aud the death-rattle is now heard in the throat of tbe laxative water melon. Cidereal influences have been favorable to Michigan.

That State will have an excellent apple crop. Potato diggers quoted Jn Jowa at 2 75 per day; college valedictorians antl poets rate somewhat Aud the spears shall be turned into pruning hooke." At Salt Lake cavalry swords are sold for corn cutters. Californiana think that; in a few years they will realize more money from their exports of fruit than from those of wbeat: Kansas adds silk-worm, eggs to" her other e'xportations. A few days ago two boxes of cggfr worth at least $8,000 were shipped to France. TheLiverpooi''emigratioa returns for August show a reduction of 6,124, while the total in the year amounts to no less than 26,870.

The shucks and caps are beginning to lose their grip on the chestnuts and acorns, and it will soon be time to go a chestnutting. The Louisiana sugar crop for this year is estimated at 116,867 hogsheads, against 80,489 last year. Tho molasses crrop is estimated at 11,616,828, All the guests have not left the summit Of White only two signal officers remain to endure the cold and storms of the coming winter. Now that the fall elections are in vogue a married man rarely gets home before two A. anxious is he to hear tho latest returns, Canvassers for the city papers are beginning to swarm into the country.

"Now is tbe time to get up you have a good The people of the Colorado Valley in Texas are going largely into the growing business. Land and climate are both admirably adapted to the purpose. The September report of the Department of Agriculture says of the corn crop: Could it be thoroughly ripened its aggregate would exceed any previous crop." The decision of an English court makes the aoronaut responsible for damages to crrps, fences, occasioned by his balloon, or by the crowd, when it alights. There is a great "cutting up" of large ran hes in California. The owners realize five times as much for their land as could have been done before the subdivision.

A lady student has just been admitted into the Massachusetts Agricultural Cul- lege.and expects to through as well as any of tbe males. Indiana pays a bounty of $15 a piece for the scalps of wolves, and tbe the surreptitious rearing 6t lupus is becoming one of the leading industries of the State. With this week closes the most abundant peach season Delaware" known, but the growers are just as much as if there had. not been a peach. A California butcher, while dissecting a beef's liver, recently, found an Indian arrowhead in a well preserved state, that bad.

to allappearancus 1 been imbedded in the liver for a long time. The great Conewaiifiio Swamp, containing some 25,000 acres.m Chautauqua and Catlaraugus counties, New York, is to be reclaimed by drainage, bringing over $1,000,000 worth of land under, cultivation. In every quarter the business outlook is improving. Everywhere there are iq-r dications of 'good times' during the fall and ensuing winter, and of general activity in all our industries during the year. They do not run to kerosene and buzz saws much in Minnesota, but it may be stated that the earnest threshing-machine is intending strictly to business and getting away with a good many legs and arms.

A farmer in California lately turned a flock of sheep into a wheat field where a large part had escaped the reaper, and 100 bead of the same died in a single night from eating wbeat aud drinking water. The wheat swelled to such an extent that their stomachs were completely torn apart. The dining-room stove is not up yet, of course. It is a little too early, and the cleaning is not yet done; besides tho heat from the kitchen fire: is a great help, as you will perceive while turning up (be sleeves to you overcoat to not to get tbem in the breakfast coffee. One of the largest apples that bus been reported this season presented recently to the Secretary of the Berks County Agricultural Col, Levi Brubaker, of Warwick, Lancaster county.

Tbe apple is of tbe 'Fallwater' or'Pound' measures 19 inches in circumference, and weighs ounces. The apple is perfect in shape and beautifully colored. When a man takes a full hour at nine o'clock of a dark night to cover up a lot of plants that they tiay be protected from the imminent be hunts up old clothes, and sheets, and pillowcases and pins, going into all the recesses of the house to find he does all this, and awakes in tbe morning to find that it is raining hard, and has been all night, and that every plant is smashed flat with the weight of water on the pro lectors, and that the neighbors are out doors under umbrellas, intently scrutinizing his be feels that should tbe earth suddenly open and take him in, it a "-PWWaV iavor which centuries of gratitude could not repay. AT STOWI Of Henry Austin's, 188 OPPOSITB PACKARD Where may be found a large Assortment of ELGIN WATCHES, An other M1ATIIA, BHRALIIA, BKWBATHH il LAWSON'8 CURATIVE AS BEEN TNU8B BOMB FIFTEEN YBAB8 for the permanent euro of Rtetunatlsm, Netirftlgia, Sciatica and inflammatory dfoeuet. Externally applied it Rives immediate relief from pain.

Then one or two bottles taken Internally remove eyery taint of dhease. We have cnrod Rhenmatum of 16 standing, where al' other remedies have felled. We have seen those worn oat with goffering irom NEURALGIA. SCIATICA, NBBVOOT AND SICK HEADACHE, relieved Irom pain in a few hours, then permanently cured, so In alter years the disease has never returned. The Curative destroys the pot- son in the blood that produces the disease.

Diphtheria IB robbed of its terrors with a bottle of hand, it destroys the virus and prevents the formation of the poisonous patches It cores Dyspepsia, as It prevents fermentation of the food and promotes digestion; that morbid appetite which ralUf in Rum drinking. The Curative does not contain any alcohol or stimulants. Spongy or Inflamed Gums are cared by a few applications. Those who have used it have told its merits in stronger terms than we have ever Price ONH DOLLAR PBB.BOTTUS..Knot for sale yonr Druggist send as One Dollar and we will send yoa bj express, prepaid. LAWSON OI1BMICAL CO.

I TeblMy Cleveland. Ohto. A Politid, DBVOTBD TO THB American Swiss Watches, LADIES' GOLD WATOHEBV MISCELLANEOUS. BEST INTER38TS of the PEOPLE shot-wet, Mfatv comi foruhlo thonmnM; Chicago PLATED. WAEK, AB well as other ELEGAHT GOLD AND SILVER GOODS -i.

'i- "i Clocks, Musical InBtrumen.ts; Of all kinds, and all Roods usually kept In a FIRST-CLAS8 JEWELRY 8TOBE. ol which will be sold at a Small Advance Above (Jost, I Is In mn BUUIIH j. yon tlrti AJI eau 1 Buy you tlbkets Vis Ohlcteo A Norths Wentern Hallway for Ban FnwcUco, Bwramen- i toi Offdeu, Salt Lako City, Denver, OmAha, Dubuqne, Wlnorii.St. Wul, QreenVr, Oriwsb, MUMML poluta and northWett of Chicago. I II you tho ntcwsinutffc.

you will buy yonr ttcketarfty tbti route, I and wUl Uke no other, LIVE ueu Dsnver, City, rqdette, I 9MxdMl I perfect telegraph, system of moving tralhf, the I regularity wltH which run, the admirable arrangement for running through care from fo all points went, northwest ee- cures to paesenRers all the comforts la modern Containing all tho Kewi of the Week, 'FOREIGN AND I-OOAL. railway traveling, Pullman pain Watches and ClobkB Cleaned and repaired by skillful workmen, and warranted to give satisfaction. Henry Austin, 188 MAIN UHKENVILMI MEAT MARKET are run on all the 0 Thl 8r is a theonly line these cars between Chicago and St. Paul or Chicago and Mll- At Omaha onr sleepers connect with the Overland Bloepcr on the Union Pacific railroad for all points west of the Missouri river. On the arrival of the trains from the East or South, the Of CblBMo Nort.h-Wost.

ern railway leave Chicago as follows: For Council Bluffs, Omaha and California, two through trains dally, with Pullman palace drawing room and sleeping cars through to Council For St. Paul and Minneapolis, two through tralns.daliy, with Pollmau palace cars attached ffor Qro onBav and Lake Superior, two trains dally, with palace cars attached, and running through to MMquette. For Milwaukee, four through trains dally THB Meat- Meat. Meat. Meat- LOOK YOU HERE.

ONCE 1 HE SUBSCRIBER IS PERMANENTLY ES- tablished in the Meat tod is fully prepared to 'supply the public at all times with BEEF, PORK, MUTTON, VEAL, (if the Jient Quality, (ft. Neatest and at the lowest possible rates. Market on Main Street, Greenville, Pa. Persons, having gooclfat stock to sell wll) i vdp well to cail On me. as I pay the highest market price for good ck well Minnesota, one Froeport, two through Uttlub Oilly.

with I'ulimau car. on night trains For Dubuquo and La vln Clinton, two through traiuft dally, with Pullouu core on night For Sioux Oltj 1 and Yan'kton, dolly. Pullman cars.to Missouri Valley Junction. For Lake Ounevn, four trains Cally. For Kocklord.

Btorllng, Kenonliu, Jnnosvlllo, and other points, you can have from two to ten For rates or Information not attainable from your Pl s.Ag'V HomeNowB Departmeat, We ipare no pains to hunt up and to pabilsb. alt that happens In this locality. OUK MARKET HOMER SOM, MARKET Is the place to buy BEEF, PORK, VEAL, MUTTON, LARD, HAMS SAUSAGES, POULTRY. Remember the place. HOMER SON, 1st Door Eait of Shenango Bridge, Main Street Greenville, Pa.

GREENVILLE WOOLEN MILLS Main Street, Greenville, Fa, CAS8IMKRIC8, OA8SIMK11BS, 0ASSIMBRBH, FLANNELS, FLANNELS, JFLANNBL8, BLANKKTB, BLANKKTB, BUANKKTB, YARN, YARN, YARN, We will offer i' THE HEAVIEST GOODS for tho least money. taktn at tht Hlfh. tit Prtet for geodi. anga8-4m. J.

R. BROWN BON. For 8ale- rflHB COAL YARD NOW OCOUPIBD BY JL Camp, Davis In the borough of Oreenvllle. This property la on thu A. W.

R. and hus nil the fucilltleB necessary lor currying on an extensive business. For further particular Inquire of A. D. GILLESPIB.

Or MAOOFFIN TANNER, Bljaron. Aro corrected weekly, and BM be as correct. PIT von mm mm IT u-'iu PAY. HAMBL1N BON8 CO. MISCELLANEOUS.

SPECIAL NQTIVEl A Goodl In a widely circulated newspaper wfllMway pay Hair Dressing. TiJfRS. BU3LL. FORMERLY MRS. M.

L. lYA Peters, will continue to do Hair Work formerly, such as making SWITCHES AND CURLS. for a time, for the purpose of closing out stock and can be found at the residence of MR. BUELL, JAMBBTOWN, West side. Orders left at Hull Alexander recelv prompt attention.

Jyl7-4m FElUIOKS WHO CONTEMPLATE RYDER'S PHOTDIRAPH AND ART BAILIHY, 239 Superior Street, CLKVBLAHD. OHIO. Publisher to Chiomo of WILLABD'S DDMOIM "PLUCK," "CHACON JONBS" OJB OTHER MACHINERY, Will find it greatly to their advantage to examine our stock of FINISHED ENGINES MILLS, WB WILL MAKB A SPECIAL DISCOUNT On Machinery sold daring JUNB, JULY AND AUGUST. tWSend for HAMBLIN 80N8 CO GRIBKVILLS FRE2 OF JOS We have recently aided a hige oseortaient o( And we prepwed tp Urn oat on vtry short VALE.PIY.