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1 WAIilt-IWvnu TIRED IIEnVES? I Case For Television Deceit Or, Don't Throw Harrv And Bernie On Relief I ked up the phone and the Coast often. Rub of the green, Pi, hhv'" voice sairt: I i I bothered hv "Well, we ain't them off shore breezfS from the Pacific too HARRY BABY: "Yea. weath er here's awful, too. Lissen. Here's somebody else who wants to talK to you.

tsernie- baby, come say hello to Dick baby." Bernie baby: "Dick-baby, this is Bernie-baby. Nice talk- II (mil 114! By hick sinrrv Iftrom Jnaraai Radto-TV Wrilrr I IfsnotoftenanrovincalL TV columnist gets an peal lor fits assistance from the button-down types who run the business. That's I. i in wny ieir Kmaa nattered when Harry and Berniej called the other dav. Harry and Bernie are Harry Smatter and Bernie Klapfelt- 7:30 KYW.

Alfred Hitchcock Presents: "The Silk Petticoat." A girl marries for economic rea- sons, only to have her husband's past recalled with startling results. Cheyenne: "The Wedding Rings." Cheyenne leads -revolt against a tyrannical bandit who has appointed himself dictator of a Mexican province. 8:30 WEH'S, Rifle man: The Princess, 2(1 Unit 1 And The Uc er of Con, SliiH and Kla 'New York ad agency. a Jiairv ana cerine are leie-i tv i i a. 1 the country try- lnR 10 nrum llP opposition io the federal Iiaile lommis- sion's cease and desist order about misleading television commercials I WAS busy at niv desk 1 a i my fingernails 1 when the call came through, JANUARY WAKR 49 KWY-3 6 :00 Mary Aitor Feature Film :15 Democracy Film :30 Public Schools News, Weather Vi 7 4-Umelight: Frank DeVol.

Percy Faith. Billy Vaughn Mantovani, Andre Previn, Frank Chackfield. 7 -Candlelight und Gold: Alfred Newman. Andie Previn, Phil Green and Al Kevins. 9 -Fuelling Serenade: Billy Vaughn, the Ray Conntff Sing ers.

David Rose. Paul Weston 10 Softly Swinging Sounds: Jackie Gleason, Steve Allen. June Christy and the; Four Freshman. 11-Concert Hall: Akron U.i Radio orkshop presents 'Stravinsky's "Le Sacre du Printemps." and "Petrouchka-Suite." with the Philadelphia Orchestra. i WDBN-FM HIGHLIGHTS 7 Stereo Showstoppers: Dick Schory in "Music To Break Any Mood." 7:15 Stereo Strings: Mela-chrino In "The Music of Sig-mund Romberg." 7:30 Stereo Samplers: Radiant Velvet Orchestra in "My Fair Lady." 7:15 Stereo Spotlight on Piano: Andre Previn in "A Touch of Elegance." 8 -Sound Arrangements in Stereo: Frank DeVoi, Russ Morgan, Enoch Light, Bob Ballard, Mantovani.

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AUTOMATION INSTITUTE Open fyanlnts 25 E. Exchange St. PO-2-0268 All caursas approved for Veterans Training and ay Stato Soard of Vocational Rahabllitatlan. to you. Here's Harry-baby again." Harry-baby: "Dick-baby, that was Bernie-baby.

Glad you two could meet." Dick-baby: "Yeh, well he seems like a nice guy. Kinda' quiet, though." HARRY BABY: "Hey, Ber j'jnie-baby. Dick-baby says you are kinda' quiet. Dick-baby, says he really isn't just doesn't want GlTiST STAR Franchot Tone plays a skid row alcoholic whose life becomes involved with that of a young nurse (Denise Alexander) in "A Memory Of Candy Stripes," tonight's episode of "Ben Casey" WAKR, 10-11 1. Ben tries to rehabilitate the derelict in the drama.

to waste your time." 5 O'clock Show Feature Film 5 O'clock Show Feature Film Fuldheim Straightaway Dick-baby: "Hey, Harry-baby, is this a collect call?" Harry-baby: "Okay, you want to get down to business, right? Listen, Dick-baby, we Radio Schedule .3 i.ni,i- Kahv this Hanv is bab-v- Gee- il's to talk to nK-aum iu before. Hows everything wavj out Dick-baby: "Well, it's a. Harry-baby: "Great. you don know how lucky you are. Wish I could get to Ohio more often, but I don't go to the; 8 WEWS-5 WJW-8 News, Weather Straightaway Your Schools City Camera Worth Knowing Doug.

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He's gassed. Bernie-baby, how many times do I have to tell you, that ain't coffee. Listen, Dick baby, I got a lot of other calls to make. And before I can, I've got to revive Bernie- jbaby. Nice talking with" you.

iAnd see what you can do to I help us. 'Predate it, Dickbaby." fAuiry STEAL Gordon "Bud" ''PI Boti need your help. Dick-baby: "Glad to help, Harry-baby. You want me to write some new dialogue for you and Bernie-baby?" Harry-baby: "New dialogue! Heys that's good, that's good. Gotta' write that down.

Hey, Bernie-baby, Dickbaby wants to know if we need some new dialogue. Write that down. Listen, Dick-baby, you probably read that the FTC has told us to knock off the bit about the sandpaper and beard and quit using wine in those TV commercials for coffee. What do you think about it?" i DICK-BABY: "Well, I. Harry-baby: "Exactly.

I told Bernie-baby if anybody would see it our way it would be old Dick baby. Now here's the pitch, Dick-baby: President Kennedy says ask not what our country can do for us, but what we can do for our country. Right? Well, has he con- sidered what this is going to do to our economy if we can't jazz up the commercials? Right, Dick-baby?" Dick-baby: "Now that's the most ridi. Harry-baby: "Exactly. Have they considered how many people they're going to throw out of work? Take that sandpaper beard effect with the plexiglass.

Okay, so we're not really shaving sandpaper. That's so bad? We got to throw out the whole campaign? No more athletes with sandpaper beards shaving? Don't they realize Yogi Berra is part of our gross national product? Right, Dick-baby?" DICKBABY: "Well. I was thinking you might be able to salvage part of the campaign. For example, you could get a bunch of college basketball players and have 'em demon- ijStrate how easy it fs to shave points." Harry baby: "Hey, that's I right. And don't they make those backboards out of plexi-J'glass? But that doesn't solve the basic problem, Dick-baby.

Don't they realize subterfuge is an integral part of our way of life? It's un-American to ex pect us to use coffee in coffee i commercials. Have we come so far down the road to federal I control that we got to show those other film clips where the lady picks the stack which not washed in blue Cheer?" "I Dickbaby: "Harry-baby, I got to admit I never looked at jit in that light. You've got a case. It's gonna' upset lour whole order If that l.Hv starts picking the other stack of towels. The next step is anarchy." HARRY BABY: "Anarchy.

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