The Pittsburgh Press from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania • Page 30

Radio Xcwvs and Gossip PAGE 30 THE PITTSBURGH PRESS. SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 1944 Yanks'Humor 0 he Innocently Involves himself In situations that everyone has been in or expects to be in. Jack Benny, helplessly trying to prove to hia cast that he's the boss, is the constant brunt of all the witticisms and situations on his program, proving that even inferiority can be funny. Diplomat Joins Staff of KDKA KDKA win present Charles L. De-Vault, the station's new analyst, at luncheon at the Hotel Roosevelt next Thursday.

Mr. DeVault spent 22 years in the Foreign Service of the United States Government. He was an attache the U. S. Embassy at Paris and was consul at London, Paris, Mexico City, at Taihoku and Yokohama, Japan.

He knows personally Hiro-hito, Pierre Laval, Lloyd George. Cordell Hull, Tojo and many other world figures. Mr. DeVault will broadcast his views of the news at 6:05 p. Mondays through Saturdays, starting March 6.

At the luncheon, Mr. DeVault wiTI speak on 'Unveiling the Mystery of the Orient." III Lopez Turns Author, Predicts War's End In Numerology Book Says Hitler Will 'Disappear into 'Obscure Fate; Sees London Losing Grip as Empire's Capital By SI STEIXHAUSER Vincent Lopez has just written a book, "What's Ahead?" putting into bound form the predictions he has poured into these scoffing ears through the years. Of course we didn'l always scoff for we saw some of the little maestro's number reading predictions come true. So we read his book, just off the David McKay press, with unusual interest. McKay, incidentally, specializes in books on prophecy, the occult, character reading and estimations of the future.

He published the works of Nostradamus. Lopez assures his readers that "prophecy is something 'Can Take It' Fibber's Script Writer Talks On Laughs "The American sense of humor is the most variable in the world." says Don Quinn, writer of the Fib ber McGee and Molly radio pro gram. "We usually can nnd a laugh In a situation, or a quick word at the right moment, where other nationalities would feel only the seriousness of the situation. I am reminded of the story of the first World War when a troopship was attacked, general quarters was sounded, and 2000 men below decks listened to the roar and thunder of heavy guns. They listened quietly, their nerves tense, waiting any moment for the sudden shudder of a torpedo hit.

Suddenly all was quiet. The guns stopped, the men breathed quietly. Someone suddeny said "Boom." The men roared and again the ship was a happy ship and in a few seconds word was received that the U-Boat had been sunk." Bing Crosby and Bob Hope bring us happiness chiefly because they are the personification of happiness and humor themeslves. They get their laughs by laughing at themselves. Bud Abbott and Lou Costello are constantly involved they are always in trouble they have created themselves, and they get their laughs through plain buffoonery.

The Great Gildersleeve finds a ready, humorous audience because Bills for medical attention Bills for coal Bills for furniture Bills for clothing Bills for dental work Bills for delinquent taxes' The (f lnialTrvst 414 Wood Street LOWEST RATES IN THE CITY Member F.D.I.C. TO CALL FOR ALL XI a at No Repeat Meyer Davis was visiting a radio producer when a dis-heveled-looking person entered with a plan for a terrific radio show. He proposed to do an act that would be the talk of the world. It could be advertised in advance and garner one of the highest Crossley and Hooper Survey ratings in existence. "If youH put $40,000 in escrow for my wife, I'll go before the mike and with a large studio audience in attendance, commit suicide!" "Marvelous," replied the producer, "But whatH you do for the repeat program to the West Coast?" SUNDAY, FEB.

27 AMONG Sunday Radio Programs (AS PROVIDED BY STATIONS) KDKA-1 020 1 WCAE 1 250 1 WJAS 1 320 1 KQY 1 4 1 0 NFW PI hWK For Adult Tuesday, March T. ntn olhoolo HKh SchooI students Fridayi Mar, 3 Wedsa lloegdaqj INSTITUTE OF DANCE ARTS far removed from hocus-pocus." Well, with whatever tools he works and he says they are only numbers he predicted the exact date on which Mussolini would declare war on us, came within seven days of naming the date on which the American Navy would meet up with disaster, missed Pearl Harbor by just that much and said the Bus-. sians would chase the Germans in 1943. From time to time we have published other predictions of national and international nature and they were all bull's-eyes or close shots. His book Is a gripping thing, telling of his family history, his father being a Spanish grandee and his mother a Portugese noblewoman.

His dad wanted him to be a priest, sent him to a monastery, from which he walked out after assuring his teachers that his father was wrong in picking the cloth for him and the old priests agreed his career was linked with the piano. His boyhood was spent at the keyboard under compulsion but from here on there was no compulsion about it. He subbed for a broken-down pianist in a saloon, "climbed" from there to other honkytonks where he worked at night while act ing as typist-secretary in a dairy by day. Came a break and an engagement on Broadway, where a five-man band finally expanded to the first Lopez orchestra which did the first dance band broadcast in the world. The rest is Broadway history.

Vince is still there with his band. Here is what you've been waiting for, what Lopez says lies ahead, in his book, and after you have read his predictions we'll give you one he didn't put in type and it out ranks all the others. Here goes Lopsz out on a limb: 1 The war with Germany will end in the latter part of 1944. The final or decisive action will take place in the Near East. 2 Hitler personally will survive defeat in 1943-4.

and will disappear in late 1946 or early 1947. His exact fate will be obscure. 3 The ruling military caste of Japan will be annihilated, its large army and navy will be wiped out, its economic and territorial ambitions crushed. This will became an accomplished fact in 1945. 4 America will emerge from this war, and in the peace to come, as the most powerful nation on earth, and as the leading people in the Western hemisphere.

She will win her way by peace, and a new form of the Good-Neighbor policy, not by war or business exploitation. Money as a business in itself will be abolished. 5 We face the prospect of race riots before the end of 1944! There is considerable unhappy experience in store for the various minorities, since racial issues will be dragged into the presidential campaign, increasing the bitterness. Some im- provement in the situation is possible but not much in the immediate future. 6 There will be a better understanding between capital and labor! An entirely new relationship between employer and employe is due to appear in the years 1944-47.

7 London will not remain the capital of the British Empire. London will remain the capital city of the British Isles, but the British Empire as we know it will not survive the present war. 8 India will be entirely on her own feet in the post-war organization of nations. She will first gain her freedom as a dominion, and then as a fully independent nation, an objective which will be consummated in 1947-48. 9 Russia will not fight Japan.

Russia will content herself with driving the Germans from Russian soil. This should be pretty well completed by the end of the summer season in 1944. 10 France will establish an entirely new form of democracy, and the nation will be restored in a big way. The old animosities between France and Germany will disappear completely. That closes the book but here is 954 LIBERTY RroVen Lantes Duplicated Broken Frames Repaired LAYING EGGS for Radio 1 Bomber.

"We, The People," lays it on Berlin for all of us. 2 Bomber "Duffy's Tavern." the "elite of the fleet," lays 'em down Hitler's chimney. 3 Radio's "Little Mary Small," a grown-up young matron, presents her own new second network commercial on KQV at 5 today, featuring Sunny Skylar, Ray Bloch's orchestra, Walter O'Keefe and the "Hackensack Gossip." 4 Mr. and Mrs. Hanley Stafford.

He is "Daddy" to Fanny Brice's brat "Snooks." She is his real wife, the actress Vyola Vonn. 5 Bette Davis, star of tonight's Silver Theater, caricatured by Vernon Lind. i NBC Red Network Mutual Network K.llll N'fwi: Onanist 8.15 Oreanist 8. 3D Layman Speaks 8.45 Bishop's Crusade Chnrch Service 9.00New Church Service f. 15 Commando Mary iPhj-Uis Morton 0.30 Religious Mesxaee Voice of Prophecy 9.45 (Rev.

h. P. Spoehr) Continued lO.OO'.Music lO.l.i Music 10.30, Here's To Toutta 10.45 Continued Bible Class Continued Phyllis Morton I Organ Reveries 11.00 News: Music 11.15iMeIody Time 11.30 Ranger Joe 11.45 Betsy Ros C.irl Music Continued Pauline Alnert Dance Orch. ld.OOfNewa l-. 15 King's 'Men Stradivari Orch.

12.45! Continued Reviewing Stand Continued News Deep South l.OO; Songs 1.15 Songs 1.80 Syniphnnette 1.4i Continued News IMusio Lutheran Hour Continued 2.0ft; Those We Love 2.151 Continued 2.30;john C. Thoma 2.45 Continued Pilgrim Hour Continued Continued Continued 3.00 3.15 3.30 3.45 News Parade Continued Army Hour Continued This Is Ft. Dix Continued Music News 4.0O 4.15 4.30 4.45 Army Hour Continued Virtory Program Wide Horizons Continued Abe Lincoln Story Continued Continued 5.00 NBC Symphony 5.15) (Stokowski cond'ts Green Valley CSA Continued 5.30 5.45 oniiniiea Continued Jean no Baxter ti.OO Catholic Hour First Nighter Continued Ipton Close news iMusic 5.15 Continued 8.30 EvensODB K.45 News 7.00 7.15 7.30 Jack Benny Connnued Revival Continued Continued Continued Band Wagon Continued 8. OOi Charlie McCarthy 8.151 Continued 8.30 One Man's Family 8.151 Continued Mediation Board Continued Continued Gabriel Heatter 9.00 Merry-Go-Round Continued Cleveland Symphony Continued 9.151 Oculists and Optometrists Frcscriptions Filled SHORTHAND AT NIGHT SCHOOL -Month Intensity Oowrasa. CassjMs for Bc1niwri sr Aittantsd.

extent lnl Frss uapiormmt ssrncs. IC22SS TtlKllf Cnid Get Your Share of Spring Romance DANCE The Correct and Easy Griffith Way Start Dancing today and open new doors to romance and happiness. Learn One or All. Waltz Tango Fox Trot Jitterbug; Ramba Swing Bsslneti OfflcM Optn Dally 11 A. M.tslOP.M.

Sundays 3 t. M. to 9 P. M. GRIFFITH DANCE STUDIOS 256 Fifth Ave.

at Wood St. GRant 1200 3S INSTRUCTIONS IN TYPES OF AYE. Frame Adjusted FREE Char em ATlantic 5831 prompt action. Take care to use only directed on package. Only 35 cents aC drug stores.

Get the Gold Medal Capsules today. Accept no substitute. GOLD MEDAL contains up to 2Vz times more of both these ingredients than five other widely offered rub-ins. Laboratory tests prove this. Insist on genuine Ben-Gay for fast relief! Mi 719 LIBERTY AVE rram is wn.vM faro rfopo si i 1 1 I Continued Continued (S3 mMssST 1 1 1 1 CHUNGKING 11:15 a.

m. American Hour. jlGOY. 6.13 meg. 48.4 m.

PANAMA CITY 12:25 p. m. "Avla Maria Hour." HP5G. 11.78 31 m. GUATEMALA 5:30 p.

m. Concert with the Marimba Ensemble. 31 m. LONDON 6:30 p. m.

London Com mentary. A review ol tho weefee news, as seen by a Canadian in Britain. GSC. 8.58 31.3 GSU. 7.26 41.3 GSL.

6.11 49.1 GRC. 2.92 102.6 m. MOSCOW 6:48 p. m. Broadcast in lish.

RKE. 15.1 19.7 m. CARACAS 7:15 p. m. Dance Music.

YV5RN. 48 4 m. LONDON 7:30 p. m. Nows Ronnd-np: J.

B. McGeachey. GSC, 9.58 31.3 GSU. 7.26 41 3 GSL. 6.11 49.1 GRC.

2.92 102.6 m. MOSCOW 9 p. m. Comments in English. RKE.

11.8 m. LONDON 9:15 p. m. Sunday Services from a Royal Armored Corps Training CaniD somewhere in Britain. GSC.

9.58 31.3 GSC. 7.26 41.3 GSL. 6 11 49.1 GRC 2. 92 mec. 102 6 m.

GUATEMALA 9:30 p. m. Salon Or chestra; Director Maestra Joo Molina Pinillos. TWGA. 9.68 31 m.

VATICAN CITY 9:30 p. m. Broadcast in English. HVJ. 9.60 31.06 m.

LONDON 10:15 d. m. The London Women's String- Orchestra. GSU. 7.26 41.

3 GSL. e.ll 4.i GRC. 2.92 102.6 GSW. 7.23 41.4 GRW. 6.15 48.7 m.

LONDON 12 :15 a. m. North American Guest Night. GSL. 6.11 48.1 GRC.

2.92 102.6 m. From the East fritton onrt Cnnnip Mnnri" switching from Hollywood to New YorK for tneir Unlimited" Droaram over CBS Sun days of Feb. 20 and 27. WEAVER'S FINE CANDIES PRESENTS DADE RHODES AND HIS ORCHESTRA TODAY ON WCAE 3:30 to 3:45 P. M.

I'fCAVCD'C 620 Wood St. If E.HYEI1 604 Liberty Ave. Two simple steps to amazing New STRENGTH In THESE two important steps may help you to overcome the discomforts or embarrassment of sour stomach, jerky nerves, loss of appetite, underweight, digestive complaints, weakness, poor complexion! A person who Is operating on only a 70 to 75 healthy blood volume or a stomach digestive capacity of only 50 to 60 normal Is severely handicapped. 80 with ample stomach digestive juices PLUS RICH, RED-BLOOD you should enjoy that sense of well-being which denotes physical fitness mental alertness! IT you are subject to poor digestion or suspect deficient red-blood as the cause of your trouble, yet have no organic complication or focal infection, 633 Tonic may be just what you need as It is especially designed 1) to promote the flow of VITAL. DIGESTIVE JUICES in the stomach and (2) to build-up BLOOD STRENGTH when deficient.

Build Sturdy Health end Help America Win Thousands and thousands of users have testified to the benefits SSS Tonic has brought to them and scientific research shows that it gets results that's why so many say "SSS Tonic builds sturdy health makes you feel like yourself again." At drug stores In 10 and 20 oz. sizes. CS.S.S.CO. TOfJIC helps build STURDY HEALTH another Lopez prediction no one has ever printed. Sitting at luncheon in a downtown cafe Vince told us the name of President Roosevelt's successor in office.

The man has not been named by either party, even suggested as a possible candidate but he is constantly in the political spotlight, internationally. The num bers say he will enter the White House through no effort of his own and through no action on the part of either national committee or convention. From there we must go no further, in telling you what Lopez told us the numbers tell him. Ted Osborne of the "Mr. District Attorney" cast is a "one-man show." His range includes society menaces, country nitwits, Nazis, squires and half a dozen dialects, even the voice of a little girl used on a recent "Report to the Nation." Benay Venuta says "Hitler thought that he was a man of steel but the Yanks are proving he's scrap iron." Billy Mills, maestro for Fibber McGee, has organized a "Junior Substitute Orchestra," made up of neighborhood children.

Frances Woodbury, who plays the worried mother in the current Perry Mason series has discovered a "cure for nerves." She says "Rearrange every piece of furniture in the house and when you are through you'll be too tired to have 'nerves'." Eddie Cantor and Larry Adler and his harmonicas will go along to the Hollywood Canteen for tonight's Jack Benny broadcast. Mortimer Snerd and Charley McCarthy will compete for the affections of Dorothy Lamour tonight. Rosalind Russell will co-star with Walter Pidgeon on tonight's (WJAS 8) "Star and Story." On Jan. 1, 1922 there were 30 government licensed broadcast stations. Jan.

1, 1944 there were 912. Thirty radio men gave their lives in service last year, among them Capt. Derby Sproul. former program manager of KDKA, who died in action as pilot of an army plane in Africa. Pittsburgh's Bob Saudek, taken to New York and planted in a network job by Al Nelson remains assistant eastern sales manager of the Blue network under the new management and ownership.

Glenn Martin, pioneer airplane manufacturer and builder of the Mars, world's largest flying boat, and his mother, Mrs. Minta Martin, 80, will be guests of Eddie Dowling, star of Wide Horizons, new radio series, at 4 o'clock today on WCAE. Mrs. Martin, companion and counsellor of her famous son since he built his first aircraft in 1907, will speak from her home in Baltimore. Eddie Dowling, Broadway actor-playwright-producer, will mc.

Casey Jones, air ace of World War 1, test and speed pilot, will relate a behind-the-scenes story of contemporary aviation. 2 :30 Tune Factory 3:00 News 3:15 Tune Factory WJAS 7 7 8 8. 8 8 8 8 9 10 10: 10. 10 11 11 11 11: 12 12 12 12 1 1 1 1 30 Breakfast Serenade. 45 New s.

00 World Today 15 Treasury Star Parade. 30 Freedom of the Land. 45 Words and Music. 00 News. :15 School of the Air.

45 Isabel Manning Hewson. 00 Valiant Lady. 15 Siories America Ixrves. 30 The Open Door. :45 Woman's Digest.

00 Honeymoon Hill. :15 s-econd Husband. 30 Bright Horizon. 45 Aunt Jenny's Stories. :00 Kate Smith.

Big Sister. 30 Beckley Smith News. 45 Our Gal Sunday. :00 Life Can Be Beautiful. 15 Ma Perkins 3o Bemadme Flynn News.

45 The Goldbergs. 00 Young Dr. Malone. 15 Joyce Jordan. 30 We Love and Learn.

45 Perry Mason. 00 Man Marlin. 15 Romance of Helen Trent. 30 Jimmy Fidler. 45 This Life is Mine.

KQY 7:00 Blues Chasers. 7:30 News. 7:40 Bluee Chasers. 8:00 News. 8:15 This Minute.

8:30 Curly Miller's Jamboree. 8:55 News. 9:00 The Breakfast Club. 10:00 Sweet River. 10:15 Singo.

10:30 Baby Institute. 10:45 Air Lane Trio. 11 :00 Breakfast at Sardi's. 11:15 Breakfast at Sardi's. 1 1 :3 News.

1 1 :45 Living Should be Fun. 12:00 Sons Of The Pioneers. 12-30 Say It With Music. 1:001 ui Kaufman News- 1:15 The Humbard Family. 1:30 Ted Malone 1:45 Mid Day Matinee.

News. 2:15 The Mystery Chef. 2 :30 Ladles Be Seated. 3-00 Sonrs by Morton Downey. 3:15 Know Your News.

3:45 Little Jack Little. Blue Network I 'St. Patrick's C'h. News Roundup (Rev. J.

B. Cox) Xst-to-Cst on a Bus Continued (Cbilds program) Continued Continued Church of the Air.Messaee of Israel (Baptist speaker) Continued 1 Wings Over Jordan Southernaire (30-voice choir) Continued Nes: Lks Choir Your War Job '-reat Lakes Choir Continued English Ave Marie Hour Lutheran Church 1 Continued Rev. John E. Zollcr Continued Peopie to People Continued Weekly War Jour. Continued Say It With Musie Continued Church of the Air (Catholic chaplain) Ed.

Murrow news Women's Clubs Wake Cp America Sammy Kaye Christian Science Ceiling I limited Continued World News Continued News Treasury Parade Sunday Vespers Continued N. Y. Philharmonic Life of Riley Continued Continued Continued Continued 'Hot Copy" drama Continued N. Y. PhilharmoniclMusie Continued Continued A.

KosfeTanet's Or. Continued Opera Auditions Continued I Family Hour (G. Swarthout Reed Kennedy Irene Rich Mary Small revue Continued Mask, Steelmakers Continued Silver Theater Continued Amer. In the Air Continued Hall of Fame Continued Continued Continued Bill Shirer. news Drew Pearson, news Perry Como songs Dorothy Thompson We.

the People Uuiz Kids Continued Continued Star and Story Village Choir Continued lAndy Russell "Crime Dr." sk'rh I "Keepsakes song News 8.551 Continued Reader's Digest Continued Fred Allen Continued Walter Winchell Basin Street music Continued 'Jimmy Fidler Take It or Leave It Gertrude Lawrence Continued Continued Adv. of Thin Man Guy Loinbardo Continued Continued News of the World News: Mn Colonel McGovern Music for Reading Sammy Kaye Orch. Continued (News at 11.55) Continued News: We Deliver The Goods (Signature m.iSignature Signature Pappy' Aldrich Loses His Beard NEW YORK House Jameson's beard is off again. For the past two years, that now-you-see-it-now-you-don't beard of his has been a subject of discussion around NBC studios. As Sam Aldrich of "The Aldrich Family," House appeared sometimes with a full beard, sometimes with a mustache, sometimes clean-shaven.

Originally the facial adornment came and went to comply with Jameson's stage roles, but he became so fond of the beard he decided to keep it. The other day he shaved it off once more, thereby relinquishing his status as the Monty Woolley of radio. (Advertisement) Could Victoria Reign 63 years with Stomach Acid Pains? England's beloved Queen could hardly have reigned so wisely for 63 years and remained so hale and hearty had she buffered stomach ulcer pains. Don't Ignore your sufferings. Try Udga for relief of acid and stomach pains.

Indigestion, gas pains, tor heartburn, burning sensation, bloat and other conditions caused by excess acid. Get a 25c box of Udga Tablets from your druggist. First dose must convince or return box to us and get DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK. Columbia Network When KIDNEYS need diuretic aid When such a stabbing backache Is tormenting you because of lagging kidney function, the idea of prompt relief is almost like that of paradise I You want fast action! Not only may the back ache painfully, elimination may be irregular and painful, and "getting up nights" often may ruin sleep. What happens is that wastes are not sufficiently "filtered" out of the 600 or more quarts of blood that pass through kidneys daily.

So if nothing is systemi-cally or organically wrong, try a diuretic that acts quickly to stimulate kidney function try much-praised Gold Medal Capsules. This easy-to-take diuretic has been famous for over 30 years for such Early Monday Programs Costello's Dad Movie Producer Lou Costello's father, Sebastian Cristillo, is a very busy man these days. Head of a new independent film company, Biltmore Productions, he's sitting in on all tests for parts in their first scheduled picture. Several members of the Abbott and Costello radio cast are being considered lor leads, including songstress Connie Haines and Elvia Allman, who plays "Mrs. Niles" in tne Thursday night broadcasts.

Tou breathe freer almost instantly as just 2 drops Penetro Nose Drops open your cold-clogged nose to give your head cold air. Caution: Use only as directed. 25c, tunes as much for 50c. Get Penetro Nose Drops Advertisement! Wanted! Men And Women Who Are Hard Of Hearing To tnaks this simple, no risk Bearing est. If ran are temporarily deafened.

Dotbered or elnnns bnzzins bead noises ius to Hardened or coagulated wax I eern-enenl. try the Ourlne Home Method test that so many say has enabled them to hear well again Tou must bear better after making this simple test -r yon get your mone; bark at once abont Ounne Ear Drops today at Sun. Rand and drug tores everrwhnr Advertisement I Kill Hemorrhoids? Of course yon can't shoot Piles, bat rithin a few minutes after the first application. China-Bold usually starts fleht- nr th nniM of Piles in 3 wa.va: 1. Soothes and eases pain irritation 2.

Helps shrink sore- swollen tissues. 3 Promotes healine by comforting irritated membranes and alleviates nervousness due to Piles Has helped thousands while they worked inn enjoved lire in treaier eomiorx. iiet China-Hold from vonr drneelst today nnder ruarantee of complete satisfaction ar money naoB China-roid Don't wait Fighi vonr file miserr i China-Raid today J. HUTZELL drVbusines, for 25 years. I served 4 years as a member of the Indiana State Board of Pharmacy and 5 years as President of the Retail Druggists Association.

Nearly everybody in Fort Wayne knows me and knows about the success of my Ovelmo. -MAIL COUPON TODAY- 9.15 Familiar Musle With Frank Munn lO.OO Hour of Charm 10.15 Continued 10.30 Bob Crosby Show 10.451 Continued Cedric Foster Goodwill Hour Continued i Continued 1 l.OO News: Musie 11.15'andercock news ll.SO' Rainbow Trio 11.15 London Column Dance Musie i Continued Continued I Continued 12.15 12.30 Mnsio Continued Elder Beck Continued Orch. 'Music until 2 Dance Orch. 12.45 Music News Parker Family Really Rates The cast and production staff ol "The Parker Family" seem to have the golden touch, as far as program rating is concerned. Not only is the Friday evening favorite high on nationwide surveys of quarter-hour entertainment, but its stars are also featured on other broadcasts listed in the "Big Ten." Jay Jostyn, who plays Mr.

Parker, is the star of NBC's "Mr. District Attorney," currently rated tops in half-hour dramatic shows. The Hooper survey, in its latest report, lists "Big Sister" Number One in the morning bracket and one of its stars is Marjorie Anderson, also of the Parker" program. Oliver Barbour, its producer, comes in for a low bow, too. His "Life Can Be Beautiful" was recent ly voted the best of afternoon pro grams by Radio Mirror Magazine.

UTILITY A New pliable plastic that stops leaks and saves Fuel. Weather-s trios windows, doors, baseboards, caulks casern ents plugs cracks around drain-boardi, bath tubs. Use inside Can be painted. EASY TO or outside. APPLY Unrolls like ribbon.

Just press into place and it stays put. Does not crack, chip or shrink. About 80 feet to a roll. At your Dealer's or postpaid. Cstulsf free J.W.

MORTELL CO. KMfcakaa, BteeU KDKA :30 News :45 Music :55 Pouliry Journal Farm Hour :00 Home Harmonies :15 Musical Clock-with Ed Seh.aug-b.en- and Rainbow Jackson :00 News 5 Dream Weaver :30 News-Bill Hind :4 5 Intermezzo. 00 Shopping Circle Janet Koss) 15 Linda's First Love Editor'g Daughter :4 5 Hearts in Harmony :00 Lor a Lawton 15 News :30 Helpmate :4 5 Victor Lindlahr :00 Road of Life :15 Vie and Sade :30 Brave Tomorrow :4 5 David Harum :00 News :15 Texas Rangers :30 Conversations in Music :00 News-Ed Sohaughenoy :15 Slin Brvant Ga. Wildcats :30 Home Forum :00 Guiding Light :15 Today's Children Light of the World :45 Hymns of All Churches :00 A Woman of America :15 Ma Perkins 30 Pepper Young's Family :45 Right to Happiness 8 8 it 9 10 10 10 10 11 11 11 11 1C 12 12 1 1 1 WCAE 6:45 Express 7:15 News 7:30 Express 8:00 Sam Sagne 8:15 Toast Time Tunes 8 :45 Newsreel 9:00 Aunt Caroline 8:15 News of the New 8:30 Express 8:45 News -10 Newe 10:15 Platter Parade Fur Guide; Melodies 10:45 Melodies: Neighbors 11:00 Arthur Gaeth 11-15 Polly Entertains 11:30 Dance Orchestra 11:45 What's Your Idea P. 12 00 Boake Carter i.2'l Mr.

Good 12:30 Winter Serenade "12 45 Babe Rhodes Orch. uaay :15 Tune Factory :30 Luncheon with iiOPa 1:45 Tune Factory 2:00 Cedrie Foster 2:15 Melody Tavern For 'Itching Burring Irritation, of ECZEMA lf Peter Pain tortures you with aching Lumbago Pain. in FREE PROOF TO YOU Amazingly FAST relief -mnd hmf'm whyi Every doctor knows tbe famous pain-relieving agents methyl salicylate and menthol. Does your skin break out with tiny watery blisters? Or do dry scaly, itching patches form? Or does your skin thicken, crack, itch and burn? Does this itching, burning torment interfere with your work, your sleep, and keep you feeling miserable? If so, send me your name and address so I can mail you FREE and postpaid, a sample of my internationally known Ovelmo Treatment which has brought letters of praise and gratitude from over 75,000 users. I want you just to try Ovelmo that's all Just Try It.

That's my only argument. NamSL- Addnss City. I. C. PlaaM OTelso.

HUTZELL, Druggist. Dst. 6340 Fort Wsyns. Inf. send Fra and postpaid.

a sampls of jour lbs signarara below is mins. 4 -Aga -State.