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PAGE 10 THE PITTSBURGH PRESS. WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 13, 1944 Sweden Jibes 2 Hired by RE A to Develop Perpetual Motion Devices Ai Nazis' Plight Senate Testimony Cited to Prove Electrification Group Ignores Immutable Physics Laws TAe Gallup Pol Roosevelt Lauded by Canadians President Favored By 79 Per Cent Cartoon Shows Hiller Ready for Gelaway By NAT A. BARROWS By Xorth American Newspaper Alliance WASHINGTON, Dec. 13 Undismayed by the immut Copyright.

by Th Pittsburgh Press able laws of physics and unperturbed by the anguished cries of the nation's distressed taxpayers, the Rural Elec and 1 tie ciu-'aKO l-iaiiy inews. inc. STOCKHOLM. Dec. 13 Swedish newspapers continue to reflect the trification Administration hired one it was a challenge to aid in "changing the present stupid system of religious fanatic and one ex-convict at a combined salary of $45 a outspoken pro-Allied sympathy which characterizes public opinion here, despite the Government's Lindividual profit production to one By CANADIAN INSTITUTE OF day to Invent which will usher in a new era." policy of formal neutrality.

Of the inventor himself, Mr. PUBLIC OPINION TORONTO. Dec. 12 The old loke Wood reported: The type of cartoons now appearing in Stockholm papers would have brought down violent reper He is unfathomable. He is a bout Franklin D.

Roosevelt being "the best U. S. President Canada ever had" has something more than crackpot, nitwit, religious fanatic, cussions not far back. The Alton essentially honest, unable to originate or perpetrate a hoax or fraud. tidningen, for instance, on Monday mere humor behind it.

Judging carried a cartoon showing Reichs irom the views most Canadians marshal Hermann Goering and "perpeual motion devices," presentative Charles Halleck Indiana), charged today. "WeVe seen adagio dancers hired by the Government to run our planned economy," -wailed Mr. Hal-leek. "We've hired fan dancers to amuse have toward his re-election. During the week of the American Can't Understand It "In some Inexplicable way he Propaganda Chief Joseph Goebbels tucked disconsolately in bed while has, I believe, stumbled onto something that he himself cannot Fuehrer Hitler, minus his trousers, election, reporters lor the Gallup Poll of Canada were asking Canadians how they felt about the decision their neighbors had to make.

who is dressing smilingly before a understand, but which, if It is all mirror, says: he thinks it is, will more profoundly "Blast it, fellows, I had such a make. The fact that the results would affect the human race than any discovery In previous history. wonderful dream last night: Mr. Halleck dreamt I was 'corporal on the "He is stubborn beyond reason be published almost a month after American voters had gone to the polls eliminated any grounds for Allied side." the frightened citizenry huddled In and believes that it is a revelation from Heaven and that In the Lord's our air-raid shelters. Another Aftontidnlngen" cartoon "We tried to harness the moon showed a German soldier trying to hold a door against the Allies own time, which may be any time now, the Lord will tell him how to with the tidal dams of Passama-quoddy.

But, even to Congressmen interpreting the survey as 'interference' with United States domestic affairs. Questioned About Names while a Gestapo man jabs brine it out. Tommy-gun Into the soldier's back. grown dizzy from iollowtofj trie While waiting for the Divine Hitler, dressed In Alpine mountain revelation the REA kept the man fabulous acrobatics of our bureaucratic wizards, the revelations con The first step in the survey was to find out how many Canadians costume, pushes against the Ges on the navroll for a year and a tained in Part IV of the Senate Irs f. i (j)sf half, until Feb.

28, 1941. Alio, early In 1940, the REA naa hearings for investigating the Rural Electrification Administration tapo agent with one hand, holding a suitcase In the other ready for a getaway. Except for the Nazis' declining will prove almost too much to be hired another man to perform a little chemical magic that would, in Mr. Wood's opinion, "mean the elimination of all coal mining and lieve." organ Dagsposten, the Stockholm press has made ample journalistic capital with a joke relayed from Testimony Cited Mr. Halleck cites the testimony much of the oil production, the Berlin: "The more visible the Allies, stopplnir of all water-power de of V.

A. Young, supervising In the more invisible the Fuehrer. vestigator for the Department of (Advertisement) velopment and the changing of the metal products Industries," thereby ushering to "an era of complete i SOTO Agriculture, who discovered in "a large file of similar projects" no fewer than two cases In which the RKA planners spent Government abundance. BackgToand Listed funds In an attempt to add per Mr. Halleck's summary of the petual motion to the aimless gyra STORsACKI? committee hearings doea not' go tions of those who populate the fully Into the subject of this sec ond man's academic background.

teeming banks of the Potomac here in Washington. knew the names of the two dates. It was found that some 12 per cent of the Canadian voting population were unable to name both Mr. Roosevelt and Mr. Dewey.

The 88 per cent who could name both candidates, were then asked: "Which of these men would you like to see elected as President of the United States?" As some of the interviewing was done after the election, the question also was used in the past tense. The result: Roosevelt 79 Dewey 4 Ne Opinion 5 88 Contrary to what one might think, the poll found that American party loyalties to Gov. Dewey or Mr. Roosevelt were not reflected in party breakdowns in Canada. Support Analyzed Progressive-Conservative supporters, who might roughly be compared with Republican supporters In the United States, showed no stronger leanings toward Gov.

Dewey than did Liberal voters. Although the question of whom Canadians would like to see President of the United States is purely a hypothetical one, the fact that such a huge proportion endorsed but It does show he was an alum According to these hearings, the When yon eat too much drink too much or eat the wrong foods excesc REA, at the suggestion of some of acid forma in your stomach. Then look nus of the Washington State Reformatory, the Michigan State Prison, the Michigan State House of Correction, the Calgary City oat for sour stomach beadachea heartburn distressing eas. But don't Buffer! its employes, hired a resident of Utah at a per diem pay of $25, and provided him with expensive labo JaiL and the Duluth County Jail, ratory equipment to develop a Just six months prior to his em Slip an ALKAID Tablet on your tongue. ALKAID is the candy-mint alkalixer.

It contains the fastest -acting an Li -acid "perpetual motion" device that ployment by the RKA this scientist completed an eight-year postgraduate course In Folsom Prison, would "siphon electricity or radiant energy out of the atmosphere so ingredients known all time-tested and Official U. aUiins Corps Photo that light could be produced In Marines neve en the PesMs front and bottle erel Mod California. ordinary bulbs, various apparatus medically -approved, riant better of any orice yet it costs you only cents package. It's a product of Pine Bros. mak era of Glycerine CoughTableta since The REA paid this fellow $20 a could be heated, and airplane mo day and his term lasted a year, a tors or anything else could be month, and a day.

UfU. All dm atorea nave ALKAID. operated solely with its power." Experiments Checked The REA had one of Its engineers An Appropriate Gift This Year Franklin P. Wood observe the Utah man's experiments in Salt the man who is to be President during the next four vital years VJill You lend Your Dollars, White They Che Their Lives? THE BIGGEST JOB IS STILL AHEAD Lake City, and, In August, 1939, Mr. Wood made his report.

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