Cumberland Evening Times from Cumberland, Maryland on December 17, 1948 · Page 23
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Cumberland Evening Times from Cumberland, Maryland · Page 23

Cumberland, Maryland
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Friday, December 17, 1948
Page 23
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Phone^GOO'-for a;WANT AD Taker EVENING TIMES, CUMBERLAND, MD., FRIDAY, DECEMBER 17, 19-18 TWENTY-THREE One^Wrii-d Led To Another * .*?:;.•;*•:''.;';';" •;•*"'.•*-•' * ' ' '."* . * * TheWhir Of Improvements ' ".'..„,, ,»,*. -v •• r_~i / i • '. '. , X ' . • . _ By ARTHTO-*BttGS;' BAER. Productions' has -finally' caught up to the market and- there's -a' gadget lor cverjr-Eimmick. '..";'.; II the next conflict;^ a'push-but- ton war. we will .have our: thumbs ' ; .. . Everything is-as' automatic as the groom's.- answers In , >the. ' marriage ceremony; ;ThereVan-' : electric .-popup toaster -that puts -.a" -back-spin on the bread. .' "«' , ^ '-•-'-. ; It also ' sends'; out.'.'a.- tracer bullet cf oleomargarine, to "-.butter it on toe parabola;" •'„', '..-••';.' '' •- ' They have* built a. passenger ••departmeritt'Sri'vall.^tne • upperstack .laundereUasC-JXpti-set Tight in- with 1 -your. ; 'Tinderweap ^and ' ..revolve ; on • easy payrnentsL'L'vr •" r -' •'••• -'. .".':.• . it's an""cgB-be> with ..society : manners^TiiCTe'^'isi ; a. ''.windsliield- iriper on "thV.Tja&rbdhT mirror -for .'. gentlemen?' wHh~nicoholic.- .-breaths. It divides"' the morning after -into. , Innings and 'sagways ,7oujvSve-cor- . nered heada<i«-yinto:' r an -^oxygen ; tent with 'an- annex'-' .••. .'•"'-.. :;\'-" '-.; . The Inventive rgenius -.of -tlie^Yan-, kee nutmeg polisher;has evaporated .- Into the limbo :of.. the miscellaneous. • When Cleopatra '-was!, rolled into, a carpet, what ^'-chance for a .rug-;the Queen-her lumps. America-- is'-the-'-land . pi .opportunity and" .short '". circuits. The trouble with.'^an.'automatic . lipuse- hold is that 'a-'blown v f use will "sidetrack progress 'and 'by.-pass .the road thafs repalred-.-with good intentions. No matter", wha't.vyou sny about . atomic research'lt'lS.'no'iMore dlffl- eult than locatlHir.\8,. bottle .opener. la a storm'atTsea;. • . - " . We concede that it has .the, homing instincts of a yo-yo 'and the srinp. frold of a confidence man •without sox. But what then, my friend?. My answer is Wake TJp, America; . • '• . . Home life, in this country is mostly ' machinery in the kitchen. We elect our presidents'.for a 1 term of four years. Juss about the,laundry average of a pillow cover in a boarding house. . •• * But we "eat belter, live better and sleep-louder .than any nation on earth. It is because our scientists attack the egg at the weak end. There are only six shopping '• days until Christinas and I • guarantee you cannot buy a thing that hasn't got .a handle on it, starts with a low hum or works on both AC and DC currents. That's what we fought for twice. The. next' ;ime it's ours. When changing fuses see that your feet are grounded. (Copyright. 19-i8, 1 Kins Features Syndicate, Inc.) Mountain Radio Club To Meet Here Tonight A mooting will be.liclcl 7:30 by the Mountain Radio 'Club at its clubroom, 23 Bedford Street. Code classes will begin at 6. p. m." 1 The club is conducting .a membership driv-3 to bring aU radio fans into- the club. Members snic they expect to.have the club's transmitter installed- for the meeting. ' Francis Himmelwright, 317 Avirett Avenue, has been-named acting secretary of the club. Inquiries may l'GIFT.:. GIVE SOMEIHl^TO-WEAR! 77 B#l : tlM'0RE ST. fiaye YOU tried this delicious Vacuum Packed for . Freshness be addressed to Box 372, Cumberland. ' Old Icelandic, spoken in Iceland and Greenland, is closely alcin to Norwegian. IOOF Group To Meet The Tri-Stnte Fast Grands Association will be entertained today ;il 8 p.'m. by Chosen .Friends -Lodge Ho. 34. I.O.O.F.; in the Odd Fellows Hall, South Mechanic Street. Its delicious, full- bodied flavor' .is winning hundreds of new fri.ends doily . . . 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