Ukiah Daily Journal from Ukiah, California on March 16, 2004 · Page 18
Get access to this page with a Free Trial

Ukiah Daily Journal from Ukiah, California · Page 18

Ukiah, California
Issue Date:
Tuesday, March 16, 2004
Page 18
Start Free Trial

:B-2 -TUESDAY, MARCH 16, 2004 TIME OUT PEANUTS by Charles M. Schulz THE BORN LOSER by Art and Chip Sansom TRUE! FALSE! TRUE! MAYBE! UJMO KNOWS?U/WY NOT? COULP BE! TRl/E A6AIN! ABSOLUTELY FALSE! A SURE THIN6! NOW ANPTHEN! WHO CARES?TRUE AGAIN! IFTHE600PLORPISWILLIN6, ANP THE CREEKS PON'TRI! REALLY WEIREj Slij^ V 7JTS ' DO'UST FORWUE.HRMJPH l!>UOfAEOU WCKTVON7 6000 FOP. YOU, by Jerry Scott and Jim Borgman BLONDIE I WK. K "WOUE.Y DON'T LIST FOR BRUTUS! by Dean Young and Jim Raymond THATME^THE fWIWNfr I'O- ANP THE LAST THINS lUSEP ISO HOME, 7HI£FAC£. v*m£x k&&&&. MV SON WANTS A TATTOO ANDHE'SHAVINSAFIT BECAUSE I OBJECT ' BUT ITOLO HIM FLAT-OUT, HE'LL HAVE TO WAIT TILL HE FINISHES THE SIXTHS)? APE.' KIOSTOWyAREWAV TOO INDEPENDENT, IF yOU ASK ME DILBERT by Scott Adams FRANK AND ERNEST by Bob Thaves THERE. IS AN ERROR ON IAY TINY PAYCHECK. IT IS FOUR DOLLARS TOO tAUCH. NOU YOU tAUST TRAVEL TO THE BOUELS OF THE BUREAUCRACY TO CORRECT THIS INJUSTICE. OR I COULD JUST KEEP IT AS A REUARD FOR fAY HONESTY. FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE by Lynn Johnson BEETLE BAILEY by Mort Walker NAW. HE'S TOO PUMB TO FISURE OUT HOW TO PO IT I WONPER IF PO6S CAN / HERE, OTTO, SMOKE* A TRY THIS IM B.C. THeRE. V*Vft ft 6O I USBO IT T<3 &6T, PAS&OP ftNwr. — ~ ucrr 0 - PA.^.60 W & . TH, 6 "SUBReftU" L* %£KffS8 ffft* ACTUALLY, I'A\ TOO SMART TO DOONESBURY by Gary Trudeau HAGAR THE HORRIBLE by Dik Browne Datebook: Tuesday, March 16, 2004 Today is the 76th day of 2004 and the 86th clay of winter. TODAY'S HISTORY: In 1802, Congress established the U.S. Military Academy at West Point. In 1945, U.S. forces captured Iwo Jima. In 1988, Lt. Col. Oliver North and Rear Adm. John Poindexter were indicted in the Iran-Contra affair. TODAY'S BIRTHDAYS: James Madison (1751-1836), fourth U.S. president; Jerry Lewis (1926-), comedian, is 78; Bernardo Bertolucci (1941-), filmmaker, is 63; Chuck Woolery (1942-), TV game-show host, is 62; Erik Estrada (1949-), actor, is 55. TODAY'S SPORTS: In 1997, the longest Senior PGA event playoff ever, lasting nine holes, was played. TODAY'S QUOTE: "I came here to tell you the truth, the good, the bad, and the ugly." - Oliver North TODAY'S FACT: World War I pitted three first cousins against each other: Great Britain's King George V, German's Kaiser Wilhelm II and Russia's Tsar Nicholas II. TODAY'S MOON: Between last quarter (March 13) and new moon (March 20) ASTROGRAPH By Bernice Bede Osol 'Birthday Wednesday, March 17, 2004 Fate is likely to intervene in the year ahead where your job is concerned by setting into motion a set of peculiar circumstances that might cause change, but will end up leading to your advancement. PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) - For best results today, don't broadcast your intentions or objectives. Quietly go about your business being willing to adjust as needed and without attracting too much attention or notice. ARIES (March 21-April 19) - One of your more remarkable talents today is being able to take the ideas of others and put them to practical uses in ways that others would have never dreamed of doing. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) - A commercial situation in which you might get involved with another can be successfully pulled off today, provided both you and your counterpart keep an eye on your target at all times. GEMINI (May 21-June 2*0) - It's a fortuitous day to find as many hours as you possible can to spend with one with whom you're seeking a more desirable relationship. Conditions are ripe for enhancing all alliances. CANCER (June 21-July 22) - You're especially adroit today at updating, enhancing or improving upon methods, systems and procedures where your work or career is concerned. Make the necessary revisions now. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Diplomacy and tact will have far greater impact today than any form of aggressiveness can. Keep this in mind and put it to good use when confronted by a difficult individual. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) - Should you be placed in the position today to be able to serve your fellow man, by all means do so. Tremendous satisfaction will be derived from deeds or jobs that work toward noble ends. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) - Important personal self- interests can successfully be promoted today if you do things with a touch of flair. Follow your instincts as a showman, but take care not to be overly flamboyant. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) - Your sixth sense can serve you better than usual today, especially concerning financial matters, so don't ignore any hunches you might get when trying to negotiate a bargain. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23- Dec. 21) - Try to handle as many activities as you can by using the mental plane today where you'll be most effective. Besides, projects that require imagination will prove to be the most rewarding for you. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22- Jan. 19) - In order to generate a steady flow from a business involvement today you may have to first plant some "seed" money and then prime the pump a bit. Tender care produces a harvest. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20- Feb. 19) - Personal plans look hopeful for you today, especially in matters where you need to achieve the cooperation of another. Look for someone who shares your goals as well as ideals. Pisces, treat yourself to a birthday gift. Send for your Astro-Graph year ahead predictions by mailing $2 to Astro-Graph, do this newspaper, P.O. Box 167, Wickliffe, OH 44092-0167. Be sure to state your zodiac sign. EVAWRATIVEVATER COOLER SALE CHAMPION CMWMtllMll COOLCftl Home Town Store 3301 North State Street Uriah 461-1874 OUTLET "Where Service Counts!" As Always Shop Us First & Save up to 40% 1203 N, State St'Ukiah The Ukiah DAIL URNAL More local news _^ Al_ ^ -^ ' ' wH§ m Ji %(F mw- wlSR* ^SP^F JBL. „, * * jiAJL. •§&- ._ -A w HOME INVASION • BURGLARV • FIRE • PANIC • UIDEQ Affordable security systems for home, business. Superior technology, service and value. nuc.Mn 468-1400* 263-1221 • 994-7000

What members have found on this page

Get access to

  • The largest online newspaper archive
  • 8,800+ newspapers from the 1700s–2000s
  • Millions of additional pages added every month

Try it free