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8 - MONDAY, MARCH 15, 2004 TIME OUT PEANUTS by Charles M. Schulz THE BORN LOSER by Art and Chip Sansorri HAVE YOU EVER NOTICE?' HOW, AT THIS TIME OF VEAR.THERAY50FTHE SUN REFLECT OFF THE SHINY WHITE PAINT ON THE"OUTOFBOUNP5" STAKES? ZITS by Jerry Scott and Jim Borgman BLONDIE by Dean Young and Jim Raymond THE FIPST THINS I'U-HWE R?i THREE MOW, THERE'S SOMETHING I'M NOT SURE ABOUT ,—' £ I KNOW WHEN ) I FIND THE / RR3HTMAN? 1 /A—^-^ WHEN VOUft FATHER ^ SIVES yOU THE THUMBS- UP SIGNAL t—~' DILBERT by Scott Adams FRANK AND ERNEST by Bob Thaves OUR TARGET (MARKET IS PEOPLE WHO OONT SHOP CAREFULLY. OUR PRODUCT IS DESIGNED TO ATTACK THE USER AND FORCE HIf\ TO REORDER. UE ONLY HAVE ONE CUSTOMER BUT WE'VE SOLD 10,000 UNITS. YOU WON'T 66T ffr * FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE by Lynn Johnson BEETLE BAILEY by Mort Walker EARLY START TOPAV, BEETLE.' WMeN SHE FINISHES MODEULIM6, WHAT'5 WITH THE FLASHLIGHT? I'M HAVIW& TROUBLE WITH THE "SHINE" PART DOONESBURY by Gary Trudeau HAGAR THE HORRIBLE by Dik Browne Datebook: Monday, March 15, 2004 Today is the 75th day of 2004 and the 85th day of winter. TODAY'S HISTORY: In 44 B.C., Roman Emperor Julius Caesar was assassinated. In 1919, the American Legion was formed in Paris. In 1989, the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs was established. TODAY'S BIRTHDAYS: Andrew Jackson (1767-1845), seventh U.S. president; Ruth Bader Ginsburg (1933-), U.S. Supreme Court justice, is 71; Judd Hirsch (1935-), actor, is 69; Sly Stone (1944-), musician, is 60; Fabio (1961-), model, is 43. TODAY'S SPORTS: In 1962, NBA legend Wilt Chamberlain ended his season with a record point-scoring average of 50.4. TODAY'S QUOTE: "One man with courage makes a majority." - Andrew Jackson TODAY'S FACT: Gerald Ford was the only person to serve as both vice president and president of the United States without having been elected to either office. TODAY'S MOON: Between last quarter (March 13) and new moon (March 20) ASTROGRAPH By Bernice Bede Osol tfiirthday Tuesday, March 16, 2004 The year ahead may bring more grace, ease and pleasant social interaction than ever before, and chances are it will serve to expand your circle of friends who will prove to be quite beneficial to you. PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) - Size serves to awaken your fullest potential today, so don't be afraid to think in big terms when there is something grand to be gained. If others can do things large in scope, so can you. ARIES (March 21-April 19) - Beneficial happenings could do much to enhance your security or add to your material resources again today. Remain optimistic, think victory and all will go well for you. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) - Because you have both the desire and capabilities to handle yourself well in sticky situations today, your actions will win you admirers, as well as add to your prestige and popularity. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) - Of course you will not deliberately place yourself in any awkward situation today, but know in your mind that if you should get squeezed into a corner, luck will be with you and bail you out. CANCER (June 21-July 22) - This could turn out to be one of those wonderful, happy days where the opportunities of others could turn out to be equally fortunate for you without you even having to lift a finger. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Alliances you form today for financial purposes should work out better than you think. Chances are the one you link up with will be a person whose luck will rub off on you. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) -A positive attitude today can produce remarkable results for you in matters of major importance. Visualize the exact results you desire in detail and they'll materialize right before your eyes. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) - In competitive commercial situations today it may seem that you are battling alone, but behind Ihe scenes Dame Fortune is your biggest booster and is backing you in all your undertakings. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) - Lady Luck will be your ally today and help you resolve and bring to satisfactory conclusions several problems that have been quite vexing for you for some time. She'll put things to rest. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23- Dec. 21) - The odds tend to favor you today in all competitive situations, and the area where this seems to be the most prevalent will be with work-related matters. Make the most of things. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22- Jan. 19) - You're not above turning to help when you know someone is in a position to do so. Thus, don't be hesitant today to call upon a social contact who can help you with a business situation. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20- Feb. 19) - Give serious attention and consideration to any investment proposals brought to you today by a trusted and qualified source. Opportunity may be knocking, at your door at this time. Know where to look for romance and you'll find it. The Astro-Graph Matchmaker wheel instantly reveals which signs are romantically perfect for you. Mail $2.75 to Matchmaker, do this newspaper, P.O. Box 167, Wickliffe, OH 44092-0167. The Ukiah DAIL URTiAL lm P roved customer service!