The Salina Journal from Salina, Kansas on October 2, 1997 · Page 10
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The Salina Journal from Salina, Kansas · Page 10

Salina, Kansas
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Thursday, October 2, 1997
Page 10
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84 THURSDAY, OCTOBER 2, 1997 Fun THE SAUNA JOURNAL Gilbert UH-OH. ALL OF THE STUPID PEOPLE YOU'VE INSULTED HfcVE FORKED A, NOB AND SURROUNDED OUR HOUSE. WE OONT HAVE TO THIS ABUSE. LET'S SEE HOW LONG HE CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT WATER.' THEY'RE TAKING TURNS PUTTING OUR HOSt IN THEIR ^UTHS. I THINK THEY'RE TRYING TO DRINK ALL or OUR WATER Peanuts YES, MA'AM.THAT'S fM VOG OUTSIDE.. WELL, HE DOE5N T LIKE BEIN6 ALONE ALL DAY... NO, HE LL JUST WAIT FOR ME OUT THERE ON THE FRONT STEP5..HE'LL FIND 50METHIN6TODO.. Beetle Bailey HALP THE PEOPLE IN I'VE SEEN THIS COUNTRY SAY / LOTS OF THEM THEY'VE SEEN A FLYING SAUCER IKXX STOP TALKING AND KEEP PEELING/ til and Lois WHAT POES rr T>AKE TO <S>ET VoU TO PICK? UP YOUR TOYS? Born Loser H& 5MDTHKT15K\C> THOEUKPPLE, ML ICWA THKT r-fc THOUGHT JRKU. 15Kf 15THKT YOU H6LP! I feOT H61P fSKD IT Dl WT .' For Better or For Worse ^PWUS BeeN INIb MV U APRiL-VoO Kr4owTHAT ' WHEN QHe STOPS VMKfVTDOl | EUZfVeeWS ROOM |Q HflFTA DO,LOCK I OFF-LIMITS' HOW WOULD you LIKE rr IF SOMEONE wem" INTO VOOR ROOM USED OboR"lfiiN38'v "me STRAPS "To ft CHAIR flSU^flN'WftS ., FIRING- GarftoU VOU'RE PLANNING TO BITE ME, AREN'T VOU? /O-Z WHV WOULP VOO 5AV THAT ? VOU PUT M05TARP ON MV HANP; LET ME HAVE A CLOSER LOOK PtekJes Jumble Crossword BY HENRI ARNOLD & MIKE ARGIRION BY EUGENE SHEFFER Unscramble these lour Jumbles, one letter to each square, to form (our ordinary words. Tl-an why ih« gttt I HOW THE MOPBU CALCUUATEP HER WORTH ACROSS 41 Eucharist 1 Broadway disk record 43 Temperature unit 47 Ms. Now arrange the circled letters lo form the surprise answer, as suggested by Ihe above carloon. 51 Johnny's bandleader 52 Sutherland solo 53 Cubesmith Rubik 54 Lamb's dam 55 Inert gas 56 Appear DOWN Print answer here : AT [ T I T] ^^ ^A^^A^ ^^^ ^A Yesterday's (Answers tomorrow) Jumbles: PIOUS BERTH POUNCE APIECE Answer: What a pretty flower arrangemunl can be A -SCENT-ERPIECE- Cryptoquip DEZ LYSXZ WZFDRZX C R D I M J U F D R Z C D E L X XMFCRl UDRX MJ LYZ UAMXZ SW UAIX? Yesterday's Cryptoquip: THE SARCASTIC KNIFE- THROWER WAS ACCUSED OF MAKING SCADS OF CUTTING REMARKS. Today's Cryptoquip clue: U equals G The Cryptoquip is a substitution cipher in which one letter stands for another. If you think that X equals O, it will equal O throughout the puzzle. Single letters, short words and words using an apostrophe give you clues to locating vowels. Solution is by trial and error. holder 5 Mirth 9 Proscription Gardner 12 Touch 48 Small piano 13 Fissure 14 Chowed down 15 They'll have permanent replacements 17 Kowtow 18 "Hogan's Heroes" setting 19 U.A.R. member 21 Batting 22 Make confetti 24 Umbrella framework 27 Pay with plastic 28 Academic 31 Eggs 32 Thou squared 33 Nonclerical 34 Obligation 36 Uraeus 37 Sorts 38 — truly Yesterday's answer 40 St. Paul's st cousin 4 Phonograph needle 5 Diver Louganis 6 Fib 7 Immature 11 Down 8 Erstwhile anesthetic 9 Type of frilly. sleepwear 10 On 11 Salamander 16 Spigot 1 Urban fleet 20 Topaz or 2 Blind as — tourmaline 3 Sousa- 22 Emmen- phone's taler or Solution time: 22 mlns. Gruyere 23 Beatles •movie 24 Angler's need 25"— had it! 26 Bank robber Nelson 27 Actor Sharif 29 Squirrel's hideaway 30 Cobb et al. 35 Pirouette pivot 37 French painter 39 City- related 40 One of Louisa's girls 41 Test the waters 42Acknowl- edge 43 Actress Cannon 44 Exceptional 45 Suffix meaning "feminine" 46 Esau's alias 49 "Chances 10-2 50 Life story The Lockhorns & "THIS MAKES TWO ROUND FIGURES." ' r ° r answers to today's crossword, call-' 1-900-454-6873 (99 cents a minute) on • touch-tone or rotary phones. You must be 18 or older. A King Features Service. Family Circus e i»7 zm >m rnmu. inc /on i» iMmii hoi Spoon ...iKNOWTHATDEEP iNSiDE ME THERE'S ATHiN PERSON SCREAMING TO GET OUT I "Fish have to stay in water, 'cause if they get out into the air they drown." LOOK/ I'MALREACV ONTWEWAV HAVE TO OOME UP HERE AGAIN? Cathy If VOU'RE BOTTOM- HE/WV, 8UV THE DOUBLE-8REA5TEO 6T WITH KNEE-LENGTH SKIRT IF VOU'RE THE SWfrie-BREflSTED JflCK- ET WITH/* SHORT SKIRT... ,..IF WRE THICK-CALVED, r\ CLWO-V TOP /1NO FLOWING 6KIRT...IF VOU'RE SWflLL- CHESTEO, A FLOWING- TOP /INO CLINCH SKIRT... WHAT If I'M BOTTOM- HEflW, SHORT- Wfll&TED THICK-CflLVED flfOD SAIflLL-CHESTEb? BUM IT flLL/WD ROTflTE 40UR. FI&URE PROBLEM fl HOUSEHOLD OF ONE; A WflRDROBE FOR FOUR. Rex Morgan, M.D. we pe«p?p to CAU. if-ttie ,..(?EX /^NPI POUT TIMg ft3/? -4 SH? HAP A Betf er

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