Cumberland Evening Times from Cumberland, Maryland on December 9, 1948 · Page 22
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Cumberland Evening Times from Cumberland, Maryland · Page 22

Cumberland, Maryland
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Thursday, December 9, 1948
Page 22
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TWENTY-TWO EVENING TIMES, CUMBERLAND, MD., THURSDAY, DECEMBER 9, 19 J Phone 4600 for a WANT AD Taker One Word Led To Another No Nobel Prizes For 1948 By AttTHUK "BUGS" BAER Hear it Is almost skinning the Ides off December. Ana once again the annual Nobel Peace sward evaporates by default. Nobel Invented nitro-glycei'ir.e. Which is a mild syrup carried in the saddle-bags of bucking' broncos. Cowboys set it olf just to tip their Since then our scientists have bobbed up with the atomic wallop 'that is the last word in- any pessimist's pockftt dictionary. It's an earthquake in capsule form, with an attachment for guessing- your weight, age, birth rate and. an extra gimmick for looking" you up In the telephone book. That's why there will • be no Nobel Peace Award in 1948. No- ibody came up with any samples. Winsome Churchill seems very much afraid that wo will scrap our atomized stockpile. We can as- sure Winsome that we have no more intention of doing that than he has of putting his scalp up in curl papers. Winsome, we have discovered the only way Lo keep your .neighbor peaceful Is to cook up a more violent form of peace Lhan he's got. . So, even though the Nobel Citation will again draw a bye we feel the gimmicks of diplomacy will be bulwarked by the amiable threat of our mysterious chemistry. After the little fisli fry at Hiroshima no- body seems anxious to get 0:1 our mailing list. It's only about two weeks to Christmas and goodwill is starting to snap at strangers. The peace is stretched thinner than a spicier bridging a wash tub. • No^el was, a peculiar fellow who first rolled dynamite in stick form. Although shaped like a pencil it was all eraser. Every time a boat, town, hospital or railroad was blown up Nobel became richer and richer. Of him I said, "II he has a it is a wire walker." Just the same when he got old his conscience started to bother him and he left his money to reward literature, poetry, science and peace. If, after Louis the Fourteenth—the deluge, then after Nobel the trickle. Once again the Peace Medallion lacks a legitimate claimant, There has been a lot of beefing about it in the -United Nations. The result is a mountain of oyster shells and not one pearl. 'Copyright. 1!H8. Kliitf Features Syndlcau*. Inc.) The center of population in the United States in 1790 was Baltimore. Refugee Report Made GENEVA W)—A total of 39,224 refugees left Germany, Austria, Italy and. other European countries for new homes in Europe and abroad in September and 1,810 more were repatriated, mostly to Poland, the International Refugee Organization says. Canada offered homes'to most of the refugees, receiving 5,888, Palestine took 3,811, Venezuela 2,100, Argentina. 1,183, France 1,155, Australia 1,032 and the United Kingdom 814. 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