Asbury Park Press from Asbury Park, New Jersey on May 9, 2008 · Page 116
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Asbury Park Press from Asbury Park, New Jersey · Page 116

Asbury Park, New Jersey
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Friday, May 9, 2008
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jersey alive! May 9, 2008 'satisfaction guaranteed Resorts Atlantic City may have "Legends," but it isn't the only gaming hall hosting musical acts. On Sunday, the Atlantic City Hilton presents "Satisfaction," which pays tribute to the Rolling Stones. Showtime is 9 p.m. Admission is $10. For tickets, call (800) 736-1420. Chuck Darrow FOR THE LOVE OF REUIAR The Belmar Arts Council is seeking entries for its summer juried art show. The theme of the show is "I Love Belmar." Proceeds benefit the Belmar First Aid Squad. Entries will be received from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. May 31 at The Boatworks, 608 River Road. The show runs June 7-27 with gallery hours 1-5 p.m. Thursdays through Sundays. Information: Bobbi Seidel For local movie listings. fSI send text II I message m I and the zip code (e.g. m01154) to 44636 (4INFO). CELL PHONt CHARGE MAY APM.Y f HI; 2 YOUR HOLIDAY HORRORSCOPES By KATHY DZIELAK Entertainment & Dining Editor TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Everybody has a mother, even you. Ain't nature grand? GEMINI (May 21-June 21) Today you will catch the mother of all colds. CANCER (June 22-July 22) Thought for the day: If Minnie Marx had never been born, there would be no Marx Brothers movies. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Your diabolical plot to strew banana peels along the New Jersey Turnpike is the joke of the day at state trooper water coolers. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Great news. Your mother-in-law has decided she doesn't want to retire to Florida after all so she can be near you and the kids. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) Neighbors become worried when they spot you tackling your dandelion problem with an automatic assault rifle. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) Remember how mom used to make you clean all the vegetables off your plate? Express what's inside ON TH COV6R "Speed Racer" revs up the thrills (page 9) thanks to special effects and a cast that includes Paulie Litt, 13, of Freehold Township. See pages 16-17. MOVIS "What Happens in Vegas,' 3 Movie times, 5 your gratitude with a spinach corsage. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Sunday is Mother's Day. Why not rent a DVD of "Mom-mie Dearest" and reminisce about old times? CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Remember to always follow your heart. (How it got in front of you, I'll never know.) AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You will take your mother to an all-you-can-eat brunch this Sunday and lose her somewhere between the steamed mussels and the carving station. PISCES (Feb., 29-March 20) Your overly enthusiastic Maypole dance attracts a visit from the neighborhood vice squad. ARIES (March 21-April 19) Funny how times have changed. Your mother really does wear combat boots. mm Go to our WebSite, wwwjppxam, and dkk outfit Calendar button to view a complete orim feting of events 'Redbelt,'6 'Standard Operating Procedure,' 7 filSO INSID: Art, 8, 14, 31 Music, 10, 15, 22-23 Comedy, 18 Dining, 21 Theater, 26 Page X, 32 com , ... . ;t"t . ' V : SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL If you're anything like us ugh! there's nothing more whimsical and funny than a dirty-talking ventriloquist and his demented dummy. The legendary, triple-X antics of Otto & George are on full display at Clancy's in Neptune Saturday night. Joe Conte, Kenny Michaels and Ted Daniels also put in appearances. Shows are at 8 and 10:30 p.m.; tickets are $20. Clancy's is at 25 S. Main St. Call (866) 552-6633 ext. 2. Ed Kazl Comedy Correspondent TYPE 0 NEGATIVE SHOW POSTPONED The Type O Negative show scheduled for Saturday at the Starland Ballroom in Sayreville has been postponed until July 1 due to "unforeseen circumstances," according to a press release from the band's publicist. Tickets for Saturday's performance will be honored at the July 1 show, according to the Starland Ballroom's Web site, www. starland Staff report

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