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PRESS Fi ET 1 KB J) DTE ON Qol TJJetsger Writes a Breezy Football Story for THE PRESS ETery Sunday. tt Iniltfid to use the eolumri rt The One Bis Classified Ad Medium in Pittsburg THE PKESS In orranlna Oc? tcneamca. PITTSBURG. WEDNESDAY EVENING, OCTOBER 2, 1918 nn TOD 33 HIS llVJ THA LITTLE GAME CLEMIIIIG THE OLD GAH6 By Bert Link mm L. Sack qom camp on -v It? Sore fr JHAT I TTZ THA-f Aku A BEPORf vMttu.

IP -Ih Yank vuk6 a hi i AW'tT AtC RtGT-t 00 That Bird A toots a SuftE co. V. 11 'A This won! IV.t wiew-rTto Guv That fl wiped out TmE yM i A A DTK. Tint Xfl 1 1 'A 4, YA MIMNIN WHAT KIND OF BUG IS BAER? UGS" BAER'S contributions to THE PRESS sport pages have stirred up the animals. Bugs is now in the army, but he finds time to send an occasional letter back.

One of these, recently published in THE PRESS, was evi Penn Plays Here November 9 and W. J. Comes Here the Saturday Preceding Thanksgiving Day dently the reason for the following letter from J. W. Owen, of Harrison City: "WHAT KIXD of a bear ia BusT la ether wards, what kU4 af a Is If lie looks like he writes, how do 70a tell alas treat a eeaasaea feast Or aa aBcosnmoa heart Or aaytktae aetwoeaff "IS BE CROSS-EVED la his mlt Or asarao fcfcs salad aa at arala ara I not mates, and both at sewed aa la the wroaar shell.

Which weald ssake atisflta all aroaad. NEW PITT SCHEDULE. Oct. 6. Great Lakes at heme (as originally scheduled).

Oct. 12. West Virginia university at home (as originally scheduled). Oct. Id Detroit Naval Training atatioa at bom.

(Syracuse game originally scheduled for this date.) Oct. 26. Carnegie Tech. at home (originally scheduled for Nov. 18).

Nov. 2. Lehigh university at South Bethlehem (aa originally scheduled). Nov, 9. University of Pennsylvania at home (originally scheduled for Oct.

28). Nov. 16. Syracuse university at Syracuse, N. T.

(originally scheduled for Oct. 10). Nov. 23. W.

at home (originally scheduled for Nov. 9). Nov, 28 (Thanksgiving day) Penn State at home (as originally scheduled). WA VnTso Vfl 7ft ANO-ruVa VA OUR MOMWH WONIC CLIENTS. At VYvNHtRE (Mm IUr Wi KEcTd YA ffl 0 ifA tr wiay Tuts Cu3h ic.

ftivB WA Bond ZBJ. A sfA a xxrt pottin; The Shoppn TOO- WON I 1 Look "DOXT SEE what they waat with that bird la tke army. If the esatala woald say, 'Forward, snareh, Bags woald torn a hack asndaprlaa- aad ask for a sleeping ear ticket oa the first day elevator solas; aa. "IF UK SHOOTS like ho writes, ho eoalda't hit aaythlas with a rile. aaleso Jt had a barrel as crooked as tko track of a Podaak poUtfdaa raaalag; Cor aarer.

Aad If a ballet ever fmtad Ita way oat of a saa Uko that, law coald It so Democratic? It roaldat. It woald bo Bolnhevik aad bit ebo wraag sldo of tbo wroag target. Xo woadcr they aaaJco Bags trala wttb a broeaa Bat oao basST Yaakeo eaa't sweep all the alrty Haas oft? th ssas la oao lifetime. So what's the vac? "DOLLARS to doormats. If Basra over sets a reserved seat ticket for a front treaek la Praaee, boll oat bayoaet aad try to stab Hclao with a aleeo of America a ale.

Bat that wea't care tbo war. It wUl oaly s're It ladtsestloa. course, that the veterans capt. c-Laren, Tom Kendrick, "Skip" Goug-Ur, Dave Pitler, Harry McCarter, "OXLY PLACE for that say la Fraace Is a la aa observatloa balleea. If ho eaat see aroaad the eeraer of a Haa dagoat aad map the llaea of tboasbt la tko brata of a Geraaaa seacral throasb a three-ply sheet troa Katy" 'terday, Vance and Ray helmet, It's ao aso eaaafag I yards of twisted spaghetti la aa Am cries a skall piece.

Allschouse, Lelan-i Stanford and Mitchell will be members of the varsity squad. It is also believe that among those kept will be Tom Davles, Stein and Ewing, the KiskI Pitt's original 1918 football schedule contained only eight games those with the Great Lakes Naval Toaining etfttlon, West Virginia, Syracuse, Penn, Lehigh, W. Carnegie Tech and Pennsylvania State. Now the chances are that nine games will be played, instead of eight, and that the Panthers will be busy on the Saturday preceding Thanksgiving day, Instead of remaining idle that day and resting up for the annual clash with the Center countians. Pitt authorities are still in the dark regarding the ruling by Col.

liees against October football trips. They have read in the newspapers that such an order was Issued, but they have received no official notification about it. Graduate Manager of Athletics K. R. Davis of the local institution yesterday sent Col.

Rees a. wire. Informing him that Pitt had heard Indl-lectly that S. A. T.

C. colleges could not send their teams on football trips during October, and asking him to either verify or deny the report. However, no reply had been received this morning. JEW SCHEDIXE ARRANGED. In the meantime Manager Davis has gone quietly about the rearrangement of his schedule, and If the Rees order proves to be official, as he does not doubt will be the case, he will have a schedule which, he is convinced, will prove even more attractive than the original draft of dates.

None of the games originally scheduled will be lost, but some shifts will be made. On Oct. 19, the date originally allotted to Syracuse, it Is likely that the Detroit Naval Training station team will be here. This is one of the strongest service teams In the country and will form competition for the Panthers. The authorities at Detroit have applied for the game, and it has been tentattively awarded them.

trio; Herb McCracken, the Sewickley boy; Bill Horner, of New Castle; John McCrory, of Wilkinsburg; Knepper, of Greensburg; Sandomlre, Bamberger, 'dman, Jv and Ben Breraan. Sparks, Mervis, Loughran, Swaney, A STARTLING GRIDDER. and Harmon will be among the SQUADS ones. MUZZLE BURSTS By Candidate "Bugs" Baer. Of the Fmrtl Ofeeervattom Battery.

These are merely guesses, however, and, as Warner has the last say, tv may be some surprises when the list Is finally announced. Warner 1 has his own Ideas about the value of SffBF. a "--tball plaver, and sometimes picks up a discard and transforms 5 rr- him into a star. He has worked this IKE DONALDSON, trainer of the famous Stanley Ketchel, Is now metamorphosis more than one. "BUT IF tke wkole army was like Bags, hostilities weald soea eeaae.

All that woald bo aoecssaury woald bo to arc a roaad of 4-eeatlmeter Bag-rbotoric That woald tara tbo war wraag- slae aot Frits woald raa aroaad ia a circle till bo otraek a hot trail, then toss the kaiser lata the North aea aad so homo aad food tko carves, bare thiag. Aa army like Bass waald soaa arias the war to aa cad, bat aobody eoald tell which ead. shacks Liberty Loan Jingles. TEN LITTLE Yankees standing in a line, One ran off to buy a bond, Then there were nine. Nine little Yankees swinging on a gate, They all went to buy a bond, Before it was too late.

THERE was aa olo. womaa Who lived In a ahoe. Sha bad so maay rhildrea She dlda't kaow wkat to so. Bat ske dlda't wkip em Aad acad them to bed. She boasht each oao of em A alee bead, laatcaa.

THERE WAS a man in our town, Who knew a thing or so, For into Liberty bonds he put All of his extra dough, And when he'd spent his surplus. He dug down and bought some more. "It's mighty little I can do," Said he, "To win the war." a JACK, be nimble. Jack be qalrk. Bay a boad.

make Blllhclm sick. Warner does not relish the task be us fore him of reducing his squad. He with the fighting Cth. Mike has been in all the bally-hooing on the western front. When the 9th was stationed at Camp Mills, Long Island, Mike started out in a rowboat on a private expedition to get the kaiser.

80 fired with patriotism was Mlk that he doe not like to discourage a football player, and if he had his way, would had traveled 400 miles in his rowboat before he discovered be didn't have any oars. i probably keep the present squad Intact, and give as many of them as possible something to do. Under the circumstances, however, there is no other course open to him then to reduce, and it may be that the heads of a number of lads of real promise The W. J. game.

Instead of being ptayed on Nov. 9, will be moved back Coaches Give Elevens Brisk Workouts in Preparation for Games Saturday. Teamwork Shows will fall into the basket. WEEKLY MATH. Qt'IZ.

If the exterior interior angles of a bisected parallelaooff equal the Intersect arc of a flatwheel circle, why does a Louisville barber ask you a Question and then stuff soap down your mouth so you can't answer him? If the range of a 3-inch field piecs reached its maximum degree of efficiency at 5,000 yards centrigrade, what will oe the other three dimensions of the unknown quantity when a candidate passes a loot on Fourth ave. and gives him a Chinese salute with a camel in his right hand? Give the answer of this problem on salmon colored cards. to Now 23, the Saturday before thanksgiving: day, and the Syracuse will be played one week earlier than this, at Syracuse. The Penn came will be shifted from Oct. 2fi to Word was received yesterday from the Great Lakes team that it will be her- on Friday, stronger than it was Nov.

9. This date has been submitted against Iowa State last week, and supremely confident of putting an end lo Manager Bushnell of Penn and is entirely satisfactory to him. Pitt considered Nov. 16, the week to the Panthers' long string of victories. The jackies will be quartered at the Rotel Schenley during their It's an awful blow to candidate to furlough back to the old home town and discover the village slacker fanning his best girl with his exemption blank.

stay in the city. following the Penn game, for the annual clash with W. but finally agreec" with Manager Murphy of the fled and Black to bring the Wash- To Open Season Saturday. Ex- The kaiser chirps that he had left no stone unturned to end the war. cept that one between his ears.

intonians here on Nov. 23. This means that the Panther program for November is one of the hardest that hand9 of the Secreearies of War and the Navy, and these gentlemen have made no announcement. They may decide to take up the matter, or they may pay nothing and let the game go by default. At any rate, both service teams are keeping the date Nor.

23 open. aneVthere i still hope. McCullough Quakers will open their season Saturday with the strong Lemington club of East Liberty. The following players report without fail rould be conceived. xth games Not so bad to be boycotted, but Public is boycotting the food profiteers, it must be fierce to be girlcotted.

with Lehigh at South Bethlehem Penn here. Syracuse at Syracuse, and the form displayed In the game with Peabody and it ia expected that they will be returned a winner over the Muchall eleven In the game Friday. SCHEXLET. Coach McLean's squad is working out every afternoon tn preparation for the game with Parnassus Friday afternoon. Many of the players are showing exceptional stuff this year, the ones who showed particularly well being: Simon, center; Pheppard and Haneartner.

pruards; Shaman, tackle: Brcitwelser and Kemnil. cr.dp; WhitHhsrer. quarter; Seidelson, Eggers. Lissfelt and Fawcett. half V.

J. and Penn State here follow in order to escape the draft now have two wars The boys who married on their hands. ns in rapid succession, It is a cinch By L. H. Woilen.

High school squads are again in the midst of hard practice in preparation for the games this week. Most of the teams that were In games have injured men on their lineups but none of them were hurt severely. The men will be in better shape for their next struggles and it is probable that the games this week will see them in better condition than they have been so far this season. The coaches this week are working for better teamwork as the contests showed a lack of co-operation among the players. This failing will be overcome easily.

It is expected, and the coaches expect to have them working in harmony in the future. WESTI.NGHOISE. Westtnghouse held Its first practice since the game Saturday, at Johnstown. The contest was a hard fought affair and although some of the men are suffering from bruises, they ex- that "Werner's men are not going to WALKER Who a 3 a good game at renter for the Weetlnjtheose High Set 00 1 football team. pect to be in the best of shape for the game with Turtle Creek Union High.

Saturday. The Turtle Creek team is strong this year and it will require an excellent brand of football to beat them The game will be played at the Brushton county league grounds. Coach Burton stated yesterday that he would probably present the same lineup sr played In the Flood City, last week. SOUTH HILLS. Coach Carson ia fast improving the form of the Blue and White eleven and by Friday expects to have the team in first class working order.

In practiee, yesterday afternoon, the squad showed great improvement over Thursday and Friday evenings not later than 7 o'clock: Smith. Murphy, Huneysuck, Doyle, Gaydos, Vassil, Binington, Clem, Groom, Herbert Contl, Red Cocky, Trimble, Plpeongan, Von Ller, Hornberger, Capt. Holleran, Coach O'Donnell. For games write P. H.

McCullough, 2300 California or phone Cedar 042G. be able to take things easy. When calling the battery to "tenshun, no commander should judge a candidate's stance by the direction In which his No. 11 brogans are aimed. Put a set No.

7 feet In a pair of No. 11 boots and feet can be standing at "ten-shun while the shoes are doing squads right. McDonald Buys Trotter. Dave G. McDonald has purchased the C-year-old rotting mare.

Marie HigrginFOii. by Major Hisginson. dam Helena, by flex Americus. second dam by Binen. The mare was purchased in Indiana; is unbeaten in the show ring and naa trotted a mile in 2:2.1 Her naw owner Pope and Brand, fullbacks; The West Virginia game on Oet.

12 is said to be absolutely safe. West v'irginia was a military school before the origination of the S. A. T. and claims that some of the rules which affect other schools, just taking up military work, do not affect it.

Manager Stansbury has assured Manager Davis that the Mountaineers vill be here as scheduled. The game Carnegie Tech will be played Enright Jrs. Have Open Dates Enright Jrs. would like to arrange games with 15-16-year-old teams for Tuesdays at home and Thursdays The Clown Prince had all arrangements made for being presented with a bouquet at the foot of the Eiffel Tower. From this angle It looks as if that bouquet can be made out of blooms from century plants.

Ten years ago gasoline was 12 cents a gallon. Now it is 30 cents a gallon. will use her as a saddle and show Game Still Undecided. There has been no change as to the prospects of the Army-Xavy game. The matter is entirely in the mare this winter and will nave her.

trained and raced next 11 I- 1 abroad. The foflowing teams take notice: Falk Memorial Adelaide Cubs, Ardentea, Tree cf Life Buf-flngton Jrs. and Hill Top Jrs. For games write Albert Rosenberg. 2400 Breckenrldge or call Schenley 3091, and ask for Al, between 8 or 9.

Chorus of Flivver owners singing, "I wish I had my old gal back again." A married woman in Xenia, secured a divorce because her husband wrote a song entitled "When the War Is Over. Lena. We Will All Go Home and Fight." Saturday, Oct. 20. The main point about this new arrangement, from the viewpoint of the public, is that.

Instead of hurting football at Pitt. Col. Rees ruling is likely to help it. It imposes new hardships on the players, but it provides nine games Instead of eight -foi the spectators and lines up a closing month of the finest contests that couKl be arranged. Sai TO BE CUT TOXIGHT.

eady! Are Yo? Price Is Always Right The daily practice for the Warner forces is listed for this afternoon at o'clock, and for a number of the candidates it will be their last ap pearance in Pitt uniforms. They will Buy IsaODE Liberty Bonds FALL SUIT OR OVERCOAT Moderate cost Merchant Tailoring has progressed very amazingly $20 now orders a very carefully made and wonderfully fine fitting Tailored-to-mcasure suit. If you can afford $20 it is not necessary for you to wear readymades any more. You can wear as fine fitting tailored-to-order clothes as anyone. WILL PRICE O00OOOO00O0'00O0aO00 ai MBak Men's Furnishings Clothi te ordered to turn in ineir unuorma tonight, for the squad tomorrow will only 35 men, the limit imposed by Capt.

Gorman, the S. A. T. V. adjutant at Pitt.

While the coach's decision as to he personnel of his squad after to-jay will doubtless prove a bitter disappointment to many aspiring youths who have been sturdily plugging along day after day, hoping to make a berth on the varsity, it is assured that Warner will make his selections without any partiality, and without any aim In view except to pick the men best suited physically and by training and experience to uphold the honor of the Institution on the gridiron. While Warner has made absolutely no statement to date as to the men he intends to retain. It is certain, of ing Head wear ill 1 1 1 Overcoal Made to Your Individual Measure Ready-to-Wear Clothing, Suits and Overcoats all-wool materials of best quality with abundance of style. OaO0 ooo oooooooo 000 Others $25, $30 and Up Our tailoring is rapidly cutting into readymades for when real Fellows careful of their appearance, see the remarkable improvement in fitting and the real good lookingness of the rich woolens they get in Tailoring at no higher cost, readymades "at once become lvery unattractive. ORDER YOUR OVERCOAT NOW.

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