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The Pittsburg Press Daily Magazine and Home Page HUMOR AND. ENTEROSAINMENi? SATURDAY. APRIL 24. 1C13 1 i uaclde. takes johnny to the cirkus; Thp PnnfOQQinnQ Tiff fl New Ways to Carry Real Flowers Now? Against Cheek, On Sleeve or in Hand gec, uu uuiu( ocen aiung wim MOTHER WAVBHLT HEARS imOM JACK.

3 rinXjs, kingtsdlamon and t'DO smart Aw shucks, you kids (Copyriffht, 1T15, by the NwspA per En- her boy dying ad sh treat Iramadi-terpriM ately over to Mary, supposing, of When Dick came bora to. dlanr lt cour, that Mary would Jump at tha night I knew immediatly that some- hinc to go to him and nursa him i BY OUR VUiVIOR OFFICE-BOT. ritesn In ehicaKO saturdyj lat rite my" unckle came-over -and tays to pop cant johny run along to the. with me my pop replys sure he will carry valer for the elepnunts -nd get his way jn free but my unckle inks at me i Hustle into my -ap and cote and were off to see the there are 3 rings kind a millun peeple thare when we bust the baca j.lavinR like evrythine ar sell- int' peenuts and pa pcorn w'hieh my unckle buys for us then he asks the man where is the pink lemonaid like; he used to buy when lie was a little boy (he man replys i iont know but guess they dont grow lemons rf ainymore in California. king Solamon who vas verry wise but had 60O wives the.

Queen of -fVieba a million otner peeple like liancing girls and slaved and soldiers ar the furst they thepr has in this cii kus they are verry, after Solamon and his gang: got the hook the reglar cirkus with three flocks of elephunts who pulled 'each other by there tales into ttiere respected- rings i ueaua aua ue nminew. iou see- mother has the old idea of 'cherishing in sickness or in health." "Mary, however, seems of different mind. She told mother that she would not go near bins; that she could not leave the score without it coating much mora than just her expenses, besides she ws not sure that Jack was really sick he had deceived, her so often be- course Mother is craxy and sbe wants Mary turaed out immediately and someone put in the sbop until Jack is well enough to run it." "But y1 nK that, Iickr I said 1 alarm. o. of coursa not.

but I cant tell mother so just at present when she is seeing pictures of her Jack on his dying bed. I really think Mary should bavo gone." "Would you -have thought Jack shonld bo the didoes that Jack has?" "Ferhap not, but I don't see. why 1 should be called upon to go after him when he has a wife that be wanted instead of me." 'A wife he has repudiated because she would not let bim steal from his own mother. 1 own mother. Dick.

"Oh, I know all about Jack," on-swered Dick impatiently, "but that don't make it any easier to leave my business and go after him. Mary ought to do this for all our aakes. She was not hapoy- until aha married -him." "Would you lik. we over there and And out how she eU about it. elded opinions but she also has a great sense of "Will you.

Margie, see if you cant Kt her to go," prompted, Dick In tones of relief. (To be Continued Monday.) ymfmmY JZm v1 What Hortcnse Told Me LA Sk this design is used, fringe Is the best of showing off the beauty of the flow-edging for a finish. rs. i What prettier way could a bunch of violets be worn than nestling among thin inriDOrtant was on his mind, and that be was tryinai to decida whether he sbould tell me about it or not. I kept perfectly still for I knew that it was very probabla if I asked him what was th matter ho would shut up like a clam with, a laconic "nothing." Ke did not eat much, dinner and I began to worry a little- lor Dick usually has.

a healthy appetite. "When he does not eat or sleep well I may be sure that he is. rrestly worried about sere- thiog or that he is physically raortj or leas ill I could see his refusal of soma of her famous gingerbread with hard eauco Jnad a distinct impression on Aunt Mary but she aiso said nothing. Aunt Mary is a very diplomatic woman, After dinner Dick went into our bed- room and I beard him rummaging around and 1 asked: -la thero any tbing I can do for you, Dick?" Coma here. Maraie." answered rue.

When I got into the room I found him packing a grip. "Are you going away?" was my surprised question. "Yes, I suppose it is up to mo to he answered, and for a few minutes "as silent, then he asked? "Have you i. tjkftav' heard from Mother or Mary today? "No, dear," was my answer. "Mother has had a letter from Jack, was his somewhat surprising announcement.

"Where is her i askea, as my i. ...4.1. 'thmxrht thf would, have to go through all the worry of his escapades again. "He is in a hospital in st. iouis, vmj ill." He has no money and he has written a pitiful letter to mother ask- ine- her to have Mary come down and irine him Thome to die." "Well'" I interrogated as Dick rS mother thinks that wu, The Cook Says Carbonate ofj soda will remove the most obstinate of mud stains, says cook.

Rub off with a cloth or flannel dipped in the soda, then press the wrong side Of the fabric with a hot iron. The worst spots of grease may be removed by applying a few drops of eucatyptus oil and rubbing slightly. There is no danger of injuring the most delicate fabrics as the oil will all evaporate and leave not the slightest trace. An application of French chalk or tai cum powder will help to hasten the process. To remove paint from any material rub it with equal parts of turpentine and ammonia.

You can remove match marks by rubbing with a piece of lemon. Stains may be removed by using ether and it will leave no ring on. the material. The, Workbag A unique table runner, easy to make, the ends decidedly curved off. use a fringe that matches the material used in the runner or that matches a note of color in the embroidery.

Above the fringe embroider a bold design in a deep rich shade, rather than a pale, insipid pastel shade. A clever idea in runners is that of embroidering the ends upon separate material, making, as it were, an embroidered band. This is made in a darker or lighter color than the "runner itself, and is then applied to the runner in some sort of fancy stitch. It is very striking and effective and different from the average table cover. When Excessive perspiration of the.

hands Is due to nervousnees, says Hertense. One should bav fresh, air, exercis. cold water externally and Internally and plenty of elei. For external treatment the following is good: tincture belladonna, half ounce; cologne watet three ottnees. X'se the.

liquid whenever yoo, please during the day and always after washing the- hands in hot-water. Rub it well into the skin. Keen th bottio out of reach of the children. Oiycertne and rose watw is very good for the hands. Rub it in thoroughly and use eold cream Instead of soap mheiv washing.

An inexpensive wash for tUe- hands is warm milk. Vaseline may tend to promote a growth of hair on the back of the bands but there la nothing, better for loosening the. dirt under tfee Hails. It also lubricates tha nail and prevents'- them from becoming: brittle. I Kit I ICSS i3ljnCUiy WienU I I 1 BREAKFAST Stewed Prunes Cereal Egg and Tomato Scramble Toast t'onet LUNCHEON Deviled Clams Spiced Pickles.

torapreaa Tea Fruit DINNER fore frying. Take one tablespoon but-Cream of Potato Soup ter, place in skillet, add bit of dry red Baked Hot Sauce Tartare pepper: fry till brown, and one cup to-Potato Balls Moulded Spinach mato juice. When it comes to boil. Prune Whip Sponge Cake take two teaspoons flour and thicken. Coffee Place fried fish in deep tureen, pour sauce over it, place in oven for half Ham Take a whole ham; leave skin hour before serving, on and steam four hours (always put in Creamed Finnan Haddie Put fish in the wash boiler.

Invert a colander to baking pan. cover with cold water, raise it out of the water.) Take the brins to point of boiling, remove and thick skin off while hot and score the allow to get cold. Drain, separate fish fat in squares. Place a whole clove in into flakes and to the fish add one cup each square. Put a cup of light brown cream heat and season with wives, elephunts which is verry what aint got no unckle balls enrowte, many stops for sightseeing purposes and at the other end of thie Journey visits to two of the ereatest coositiona the world has ever known anaa stop at Universal City and a Dart in athe production of a great motion picrture.

All expenses will be paid and the added, award win oe treat- ment that is, only accorded a queen. SAFETY FIRST IN GARBAGE CAN. Keep the In tightly-covered cans so that flies cannot enter and lay If your can is not tight, spray its contents each with the following mixture: Kerosene, 1 quart; crude carbolic acid, ounce 1 tableapoonful This solution will prevent flies from alighting on the garbage and will de-trov the ea3 and- maggots, -which are already in it. A metal spray, such aa is used for spraying plants, can be obtained for this purpoKe at a cost of about ,50 cents. SWAT THE FLY! The Sickabec! Lady Nurse, who attended me through a severe illness, used to cut my toast in tiny squares, lay them close together in their original shape, then drop the poached egg on top.

It relieved me of the struggle I had always had in trying to cut the toast with a fork while lying in bed which everyone knows is not easy. Spinach, that "broom of the stomach" as nurse calls it, is particularly valuable for women who are all run down as it is rich in iron. To eat this vegetable once or twice a day means taking iron in a natural way nstead of in the form of a drug. Raw, ripe tomatoes are a remedy for biliousness, and will be far better for the stomach than oalomel and other drugs which are often put into it to cure dizzy spells and kindred ills. The tomatoes should be eaten with the addition of salt and pepper only, neither oil or vinegar.

In fact some people consider tomatoes are far from improved by the addition of vinegar and prefer them without. THE HIGH COST 1 -1 By ETeai. w.ri, pert Copyright, 1913. by The Press Pub. Co.

No one should wear an artificial flower during the coming summer, Quite as attractive as the flowers themselves is the manner of wearing them. Society seems to have grown tired of the conventional placing of the DOUQUet a.t thf rftrsaffe. snrl An. Kinated some distinctlv efTer-tiva wavs white tulle, right next to the fair cheek of the wearer? In the evening what safer way could a bouquet be worn than bound to the arm by soft satin ribbon, as pictured at the right? Ana as torthe old-fashioned bou- QUet. with thftiv lflfn nnnAr rilla which is being carried so much now with the full skirted frocks, it is tied on the end of a long velvet ribbon etables, season with butter, pepper and salt, ana add hair a cup of cream.

Pike Clean and wash well small pike, fry brown in driDDinaa: roll in flout- hp pepper and salt, if necessary. Add a little parsley if desired baked potatoes. Serve wx nnm l. mj ocni a i i -y kx. TXlXrK.KK.,Slv" pared with a tablespoon each of chop pad raisins, dates and walnuts and one spray of preserved ginger; spread on thin rounds of white bread and garnish with, strips of candied lemon peel, NAMES FOR GOWNS IS NEWEST FASHION, SAYS BETTY BROWN.

One of the newest of spring fashions Is the gown with the name the Way- flower, the Zephyr, the Zenith. The tr.v.snn Kwt 1 n-. r.t nomoa almost all of the models it sets forth utv.sntio fhinn mnHsi. The evening gown pictured here is the "Zenith." a charming creation in Ameri- can Beauty shade of taffeta silk with wo-flounced petticoat of embroidered white net. Purple ribbon finishes the high belt and bands the bottom of the skirt: a bow of purple ribbon is draped on the wrist.

IF THEY ARE MARRIED! which streams from the arm which'it surrounds above the elbow. The Backyard Garden Protecting Plants. By Prof. Spade. CHAPTER XXXVII.

Dogs, cats, chSckena, mice and rab- bits by their depredations endanger the success of the backyard garden. Birds "I Kill a V- 1-1 Ul A- will lniura fruit- These obstacles that add themselves to the natural plant diseases and insects, which are innumerable. The animals and fowls must be kept within their proper places or the garden plot enclosed in a stout wire, fence. Dogs and cats by walking across and laying in newly planted soil disturb the seeds and work injury. Chickens will scratch out the.

seeds and make a crop impossible. Moles may be active on sandy soil, but can be located by their burrows. Usually stamping on these will kill the pests. Several traps arc on the market that are more or less successful. The diseases of parasitic fungi, that is growth of the lowest order of plant life, which lives on the useful plants and deprives them of their acquired food, are dangerous.

When permitted to spread these parasites eat up all the-new growth and leaves become dead and drop off, until th plants proper finally succumb. Bordeaux mixture, already explained, is a remedy for many of these evils, with paris green as another means for protecting certain plants. So many diseases have plants that many of them are still puzzles to the and no remedies have yet been found for them. When they have been classified and remedies for them discovered yields will be greatly increased. But, thanks to the great work already accomplished by the experts, we are able to get much better crops today than were growers only SO years back.

A recital of all the diseases and dangers that beset plants would only discourage the beginner. Many of the most successful market gardeners are not familiar with all them, yet they continue to get good crops year after vyear. The best thing for the beginner to do is to watch the growth of his plants carefully and inspect their foliage regularly. As soon as any blight appears consult the list of vegetables and their simple remediese which appeared in this series. Your Boys and Girls The Americans are often severely criticised by foreigners for their lack of control over their youngsters.

This may be accounted for in many instances, by the American mother's want of severity in the home. Children of America seem to have no sense of privacy, and they also rack Vinunrl intn rnnm wllhmil rannincr tny entrance, they enter the drawing room nnhesi tfltinsrlv. and with a. hold ahnw of childish ingenuity, often try to en- tertain their mother's It must be admitted, that although the American child is more clover than his European cousins, he is also some times little too much in evidence, Mothers could be more particular on this point of discipline. gee, vou oughter seen a' puny gun names "miss Leitzel who uvses-a.

long-rope hanging from-the middle of the top to do her stunts that rope bark to her whistel alrite. L. 1 rt I thn 11 sen it to tand on allthough it looks from the bottom like-she was a liy with her. feet stuck to the side of the rope and her hanging overboard Ac I don't know whether -i wood rather be her than a good baseball pitcher or not but i gess i wood rather be her if she wasent a-girl which i aroodent want to b-even if i could role up and down a. rope the' hed- cirkus guy with the big dimund: says she is a-rope artist but he-has another rope artist by the name of Mexican joe who is the onlymex who atnt raising the devel down in his-country hie job is to throw the lasso which he can do lassoing a hole herd of -horses at the same time- the purtiest act i think was the flying butterflys which is 3 swell dames, that dont -wear-much clothes except colored cheese cloth which fly-all around, them while they swing, away up in the.

air on ropes which they hold.by their teeth ts: they make the tent- all darkc and throw colored lites on the dames which finally throw their cheesecloths off and-lide down in their tights my unckle liked that act to but the best act i beleeve is the feller from Iceland who fites annybody with his hands tide- behind him he. dont care if they have guns or daggers, and clubs i dont know how, he does it but these ruftnecks with guns and daggers hop on him from the frunt or back he gives them a twistwith his head or his-i'oot and sends'them flying-cleer-out of' the? ring. they neerly bust their-heads, when they lite, but: if i was that feller from iceland-I wood be a detecative which pays better and go rite, into robbers-caves and bring, them all i iott iick an me sius i itiiow ii tuuu loo like that feller by golly i cood go on and rite all day but i got to go out to grab a hunk of eats-for my face purty soon so i will tell about the lady who swings- in the elefunts-mouth the elephunt is named trig bingo cause lies the biggest elephunt in and they say he is- the oiggesx oruiB- msi nreemes dui my calls my pop that too sumtimes when he- ball her out for the staka being tuft which is the butchers, fait says after the races which was dogs and ponies, and chairets the cirkus was over and i went to the mane offis to get atum piciurrs 1.0 -Bena aion-g. -nil. my letter so you cood see it" was as i' says johny BEAUTY CONTEST ENTRIES CLOSED THIS EVENING When the luxurious BEAUTY SPECIAL carrying TiO of the most beautiful girls in the Cnited States, including one to be selected- by readers, of TH13 PITTSBURG.

PRESi pulls out of Chi- cago on its- westward trip June 5 or June 6, each girl guest will be presented witn many presents, tnat in years to come will prove happy reminders of the greatest- journey In her life. There will MARIE WALCAMP, A motion picture beauty, who will -welcome the most beautiful girl of West-ern Pennsylvania. Eastern Ohio and West Virginia sent to Universal City by THE PITTSBURG PRESS. be box after box of these presents. Among them will be powders, perfumes and one scented waters and also trinkets and useful articles of silver and gold.

This 1 the last day for eontentasti te enter. Teaigkt THE PKESS will make the last eolleetlon of pictures from theaters running Universal pictures. Any girl between the age of IS and 35. living in Western Pennsylvania. Eastern.

Ohio or West Virginia can enter. All that she needs to da la to Iran Iter photograph at the nearest notion picture theater shewing- alveraal ple-anree before this Tic tea raoat beantifal girls trill be selected Iron theee pietures, Vy capable Jndg, and abmitted te readers of THE PRESS May t. Mar May 14. 411 vote te be ti most reaeb THJfc PRESS before p. an, alar XT.

A more usual otter than this free trip, that will tndad all of the principal points of Interest in the great west, has never been made. There Is no work to do beauty alone being the only requirement to enter and win fame and a wonderful trip. The winner will travel from Chicago on a special train that will be the last word in railroad 1 1 BEAUTY AND THE BRUTE. Bingo. the "biggest Drute that breathes," and Mile.

JUeitzel, the most sensational rope artist of circusdom- ttewiiaerea. 2 Th Phoebe and the chickade. The bunttng and the jay I tried tti lsarn their color And remember, what they say: otu there are million birds, With twice a million way! The ub.1eet i bewildering. I wonder if It pays! For though I've studied the cll "Chlp-churr and soft "Coo-oo'' The only one of which I sura Is. "Cockadoodledoo." Judge.

OF LOVING ELL, WelL--SEEL I GUESS sugar all over it, then pour a cup or vinegar over that. Bake one hour in moderate oven, basting frequently, rr.i.: 1.. v- into 1 in. uaui tui hot or cold Asparagus in Cream Wash and flean the stalks and cut into half-inch pieces, Cook in boiling salted water for 10 to 12 minutes, then drain and pour hot milk over the asparagus, and add a tablespoon of butter, simmer for 10 minutes, season ana add a teaspoon or flour rubbed sxnpoth in a milk. little coid Asparagus with Peas Select peas that are fresh and tender, and cook them in boiling salted water.

Cut the asparagus into inch lengths and cook also in boiling salted water. When both are tender drain and mix the veg- 1U5. by The Frees Publishing Co. Passing It Along. Freddy had, been, talking much about the things he was going to get on CUristmana.

schjs father reminded him that it is "mor blessed to give than to receive." According, the- father was surprise to sea over the little feHow's stocking on Christina this message, in a round childish, hand: "Dear Santa Papa saj-s it is more biessed to. giya than to receive, so dont stint yourself in giving;" THE PRESS PATTERN No. 8638. Fancy Blouse. Thin natters wtlt ke nent tn nnr as.

fresa en receipt of IQ cents tm allver. Pleene give sanker nnal alee aMattnetl r. Aderene Patters Department. THht PRESS. Pitta hnrg.

Pa 86jS Fancy Blouse, 34 to 40 bust, Could anything be prettier than the effect of the round neck and short puffed sleeves shown in this evening bodice? Incidentally the model is 'ons of the newest and most fashionable and it makes an unquestionable appeal from every point of view. It gives an essentially youthful effect and It i ab solutely simple. In one view there is a Derma OI the material SCallOOed in he bertha and the sleeves are made of lace and these two effects are Jually correct, yet so different that they do not in any way suggest the same foundation. For day-time occa- sions, the yoke can be added and the long sleeves used. A great variety of materials might be suggested and they would all be appropriate, but in i.e illustration, chiffon taffeta is shown on the figure, crepe de chine with lace is shown in the small view and one of the pretty silk and cotton voiles la shown with the high neck blouse and-preferably the yoke would be of all-over lace or net.

There is a plain lining which holds the fullness of the blouse perfectly In place and any preferred girdle can be adjusted over tbe lower edge. Upon the height of the girdle depends the apparent length of the waist. For the medium size will be required 3V, yds. of material 21 in. wide.

2 ytir. 3 or 44, or IS yds. of material 'S! in. 1 yd. or 44 with At yds.

of lace 13 In. wide for tbe bertha and sleeves shown in the back view, 13 ia. wide for the yoke and collar. The pattern is cut in sizes from 34 to 40 inches bust measure. COUPON Cat tata ent, all 1st wHk nante mm aaareea, nsaber and deacrtBtfoa.

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