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THURSDAY march o. ioig; By C. M. Payne "9S' MATTER, POP?" nyCVKTlUA CREY 1 am a I .1 i a i y. I enjoy tii.

rtl-i i with lt I a. i 1 I 4tlv tfiiir ple.i awt t.n, am of a i t.tf. rt- I dre i toolisli In my ii i ill t'l t.KiCll 1 UP C'ri t. i if I n. I.

if ii. t.ft tji i I Mi Jtf i I 'iSill 1 inT Ill iWII VMB lr' .1 ira Vl 1 Bf- 0 0 OoSTvjrflV'O TT psalJsiFaysaaea.aaa I Vou-R I Km ees Tx not TBend vT CHt-REM. uv MUD TAmtH c) Ms ti6rt A5 mine and Ci U-t---- leASoNf wi-rH tHem O-- 5 -V WAM7A "PUAV IM Wou vouuD BA6 TEM I ANt THEY'LL 3 1Yr -A'-dIi'I ttniiiM J-s san.si 1 I been nti I rs It li jr II 1, 1 i. a jr Willi lirf.t tti I 1 1 tlt.iik i ot t. dit il I- 1 I I.

I ti a i i lO 't iiijl ll, I. Si1 1T! SIC IT Tie Stories of Stories Does the American Man Know How to Make Love? stout women Interfering; with th sacred hours which 1 must devote to In other words, he tries to lay the ghost of love by marryltitr It. Whereas the Kuropean man does rot feel that he Is Uvlns; unless he is lov-lriK. If he works at all it Is to have Plots of Immortal Fiction Masterpieces. By Albert Pay son Terhune.

4- -Vn Coprisl't. tJli'. Th JT'M PubiutUtnir Co THE SPECTRE BRIDEGROOM. By Washington Irving. N' 4-nciint raxiic mi iwull In I' prr Otrmany ii ilwelt the Haron vuii l.anilMiort.

with liU lovly mh' -r ami ii nn ot poor ibeiri. I uiil not too striit. tut 1 to enjoy n.yself lo ctrtsn ttlfi.t. I hi alw l.een tUd dtwn f. Mi'TIlKI.

I (hiek fs are a s4errl tweihrr If Ik ere were sser sakr Ilk Ibrre wwalt fe. fewer keartseWea itta there are l4ar. Ikat la mm hm vaetase at earlr ssarrlaa. Ikat urn ealuy tk stleaaaree af futtr rkil-srrs aaa yawag ssttk Ikeaa. litr girls are laeleeal ferlaaal la ha such a eaelkl akr.

ewara a knia aeae. It la eklag a' I reereattva Ikat elll alsnt kea a yoaiaig, reassalsai hi fa yr alrle. 1 her la fhl ntore heaatlfol la the wtrl haa tat flaa ssetber mm4 tlitrr Ilk real Ble. II I rlnae ewaaaalaskla Ilk Ikla tkat rreal.a lot ea riMltrar. aid tk litre ol your girls will aa fa btk ta What la our opinion tor frnlni Hi Imp-vear prlilleae.

of a alrl ll (iti a K'tl who like a ov b-eatise he has rliown her a re.it lstl of kitidf.t-ss her a pj't ei is Mtoi t-w aid 1. in III 1 II I aaloas la this rasatrr 4a't git a 1rl mttrh more rkaaieM la leaa sear tksa It aay atber tta. A lB time tk laws af tk al4 eaaatrlea aa warn eertala airltl-lesea er l.attk rear tkat Ikes were aat eat It Ie a la alkrr tear. la eallae. la eaek a laa waa m4e.

llefore alambus sailed lar smertea anek a lav waa kaawa la l.eana aa4 I lerena-e, aad la l.aalaaa II mm aa MMMMIlea law. la la-sl hsmklet a tllle4 e.a. nrlkla aag Matfl-m a aakrl4 Ikla law. a. If Is aat altaeefkep mstkleal I tklak leaa ear aartlrs ere latereallaa a a4 eattrels S.

stkea It comes tn alrls la aeaersl a.klsa turn to nun them. I aeem ta ba a leellag af It rrallv la at aeeeaaar lar a alrl la da tk aaklaa. If Ik maa la la-Iereaie4 eaougk aa4 Ike alrl la later. eate4 euoaah. Ike maa lake It aa a matter I nunr Ikat he ahwwl 4 the aahiag.

treat him with kla4aeaa. Ik fawaa la4 la aot seratltle4 I akon Ike at. leatlwaa thai a o.sa la, hut ake mat al nmym klaJ. art 4 there are maa; little things ah 01 a 4i lor a maa If eke really baa tka laellaalloa la be kteat la Mm. My brtither.

who Is venra oh. to the Kills I with. rlht l.e beat be tor fiaiolinu up tut son of my friend. I an. v.or, eteii day, atid slltr up p.

arid mother do tnd ob'ret to tl.e. friends. In. oii think in. Mother 1 db tut tnv friends or hi Ine foe that or anv othr reasot.

SI'I'KH. lar brnlhe ha aa rlabt la keet ra lo aar reaaoo, the eg tie af maa aim wool it ha aw brutal a tw beat tl alrl la oca reel 7 tn lf relief unite It for aay reeeoe ar brother ableet It our frlea4s. akaaltl rtlala kl realties la a rlttl mnnaer. talk Ikla mailer mter ttlth your mother, parents about aol aermlt om to aulfrr aueh treslntent from tr brother. i'i wi'li 'Tl yo'jm; v.

for h. liloirui'i iuto Im run urraiiicot tli I'ount von whoiii lion of hi i The Wat? ct. AUiiil.iii.-. t)u t.nulv anil lir.l tm in I in-- I I i arraiiiifil tu on the iay bv- iiK Vim Alti -iiiiuru Mt out for the ratl lu tiiiii i hi retinue. On th h.iiit i-'I tt nif-t hiH romraile- story of the rnblln tiorscman who bore uuuy tho fulr Li'iiiiom.

As he finished the pruemni title clock tolled ndd-nlniit. Tho euir fpruna to his feet nml hMde the l.rldo a iol-mn farewell. Th baron, in amatoitit t. onkci the rroii for "I muvt away to-to Wurtxhurp cathedral." flaniminil the truest. "I am a dead nan.

I have b-en tdaiu by robbers. ly body lies at Wurtzburtr." 11'? mounted hin black charter and vanished Into the niKht. leavinv the household dumfouiided with wonb-rinu horror. Thi horror wan increased when next day they learned that tne Count von Allcnl.ur had indeed been wlaii. by robbers ou the way to the diini and had been buried WtirtburK.

The bride heartbroken. Sh" ould not eat or leep. one niiit as he tood at her rat-emeu sadly out into the miion I Ik t. he rjiv tho Spectre Ilildeitror.m rnlinir through tlie moonlight toward the raitlv. licr 11 1- tri.l in vain to hold hrr batU.

She bioko from thm and run out to nrwt th ln-loved pliantom. The Spectre lifted her In the saddle 111 front of him and galloped nwa. A ilHOST STOIIV SI lIKKP. The baron uave chase. NO Biifii could bp found of the th.

nd or her lover, tier-many neenied like to be enriched another very in teri-st ihk tihust ntory. But on the follow itic day the brido returned. And with her new the Spec-ire Mridenroom. otherw ise Herman von Stakenfaut. They bad been married and had come bnck to uk the baro.i.

tor hi parental blessing. IIrinaii ex hi in?" first visit to tl.e caidle. teliintc how the bride' beauty had changed his plan. how'tlie tide of ttie Hoiilm horsein.Lii bd givtn him the idea of ecapitiit from fo awkward 5 i 2-Ji e- -r'' Si t'Tili' f. t.

-r'-yi- -n Jv -jj. if 1 li r'y v1 "ij; vNJ "fZXif I vfC more money, to have more leisure in which to love." "That Is very true," Mrs. Johnson answered, pourlns: me out some more ta. You see, this dissection of the American man occurred over a testable in the rharmli ic Johnson apartment at 1UI West Ststy-seventrt st remember when Mr Johnson and I went to Italy shortly after we were married. My hut-band wanted naturaJlv etn find out what th men of the country were like.

II tried to meet them at their clubs. JJut as soon as they were throiiKh with business the ltallat hurried to th women to whom they were ii skint? lov at the time. They were not at the clubs, or when they did ao to them they talked only about woinn. For the Kuropean man does talk quite about women, you know. That Is th other aide of the picture.

Men of tho I.atln races talk fieely of their love affairs, and In society every on Miesks frankly of th affair between the fountesa A an 1 the Marquis 11. And th couples are received everywhere and seated next each other st dinner. American men do have sffalia outside their homes sometimes, hut they bavn Ih ftrace to ken quiet about thetn. tine thlnar about American men Is thnt they are very discreet. A man bus to be rather Indiscreet to get Into love affairs, you know." "Whv." I asked.

"What has a man to loser "Well, for on It's so hard for him lo tret out aracef ully." Mrs. John-eon said. I asked atrain. "Surely an woman, whatever her feel-itips, can have but one policy In such matters, the policy of 'Here's your hut whiit's our hurry?" the morm-nt be the f.ittt symptom of wanting to po Yoi'tt AMKP.It'AN' II ATI'S A S-'KM'. 'Well, but bow many women no Mrs.

Johbeou usked many make trouble make scene. I Itin a man risks quite us much In a love affair as a woman," Mr. Johnson in- isted. "Ilvn though you rrlnr In blnrk letters on the program of the affair." I Interrupted: "'As noon as Kcatd look iiround you for th peart and ntoft convenient vlt. In case of panic ro out quietly." "What women do that?" Mrs.

John-soi retorted. "The American loan look before he loves. When be does love It is much more deeply, tnore sincerely, than the Kuropean. For the 1'uropesn there Is rarely the oman, ou know nil ml res, po honiHKe to ull pretty women." "And don't you thins In es'lrnsflnjr the Kuropean as a I should take Into iin'ii'inl the fact that tli moment vt turn our hacks may tro through sain perform-snce with a pretty house-maid or a buxom Tor that type of Kuropan I have no us at all," Mrs. Johnson replied.

"Hut there Is another type which Mlves its admiration to it number of women, sll beautiful or chartnln. That tnsti I can understand." "You do not agree with the Italian uurik-; llcriiinii ion hMrkeli-iauxt. wIhi ri'i- nitii him for of Vi" lisin f. As tly passeil through loi-st tliy i.ttui koii hy i haml of ml 'J. Tin- werv quickly routfil.

i-u: not liifnrr vo-i Altnhuri mortal muil. i lu tirmiU the ount tPal Utrn: i-i to tiilf on to von ami II linrt hap- Htinl. I it i proi.i l-layini orvly lornr niwui.li to thf hoOy to lmri.il yhoi at Kurt7hur rath drill. Tl-iniati forward 011 his errand. wkhhuino At In- liiron'B ractli- th lailiir of th roiiiit to arrhc 011 time much 1 l.itf th tianrU't ivmi'm a tjll kirinpir I11 hlavk at the tittle (rat--.

Tl-hurou ruU i out t-i urot the uplostl 1)iil nrii.nu ami him to th hall. Tn. tucM to he try-tn to tftplalii hut thn brou tS' of toit.ily ivdi-omiriK wordx tlron-l tin- Then the nuosts 'ih --i-iit of tlic hi'iih'. And no loif try to en plain. was tt U) it illi inn of l.t-r Io 'li- MitUAtion.

He had not been able to the bride and hud come buck by blent on the chance, of nceinti hT once nini-e. When run to rnrct htni ho had easily j. rsna iel her to iho elcpc-nient. Tho baron fumed mid stortnerf. It wan onl when he found his new fcoo-lii-law wan very rich that ho simmered flown.

H'lt the toor relations erieved bitterly, tiecaosc the orly pectr they had ever lial tho koimI luck to had turned out to be no spectre at all. About four tnonths nun a ley eaie-i ine to kl htm Mrsr nit I ib Sua I have ssl.e.l to rt am 11, Inn in ti'lun s. Hlitl nhitll I do lo I is patents? I. I'rokahlr tk bur I aalr lWlaa aa4 will return Ike tlna aooa aw It will oat aeeaaar for lo aooval kl areata. Hereafter 4a aot leo4 a rlua of aay talor.

lie iter 1 sit au tiiruuBii I'-n'i'ti'ly found hlM and i)ir talked together in I.Uiid und af to any 01m hroke in on their love- trlli'ii loudly the jrood oIi vlc low else, lunki! mi ter.t. I s-tee wllh joii." h. lovely Johnson. "Ii.it 1 ITS ent epeelmcri Is tnd i.i.imiiiIi uo in. in I lover, ym kn You es I ilo that tho Atiieio.n tl OOll loier." Htl'leil.

Lee? Fear betters From the New Eve to the Old Adam By Nixola Greeley-Smith sv n-. aV slsBl0T.r A Tv W1Vis aSF I folmltted soils tn (, "IVrh.ipS." I etlVKest i t.i.i.i iJl tie would be If we were hot nuiff ourn Ivi IV no kbowa wo.ii.i l.appen if wo av liii.i, a 1 1 1 -more time?" it I MRS- rOWEN JOHNSON. The I'ress ruri.i.n.i Ji.l 1 bloii'l turls defl.ibtl 1 J11 as imii li time to il, th Kiittip.aii. At. I ways biattifCH to ti 4 tCoprr.

i KAU now and AfRS MRS. OLIVER. WEIRFOD OLIVER HEREFORD Says: Since the Days IVhcn Capt. A filet Standisli Scnl a Substitute Romeo fie lias Progressed, and Long Practice critic mat American men are imly do you?" I asked. "To me they seem comparably the best built, best OWEN JOHNSON Says: Unless He Has OWEN JOl 'I YES: 7 I UveJ Ahroad or JL Novice: but at the at lAilin Blood.

He is a Crude 1 1 ne. 11 1 ion. lliaT. r'HIlt, is i.l Hie belter -one billed. in ti In the orld." "till, as specimens I I women morn moi-rii 11 who tell tl.e that I ,,..1 .1 renegade and j'lvt because to married.

They molly to surrender i iy freedom. Same Time American A fen Arc the Sa they are mrn19- Has Taught Him Much of the Gentle Art. Only Ones for American Women to Atarry! Only Ones fc it By Nixola Greeley-Smith. By Marguerite M. Marshall.

expertness In love. So I rolled on Mrs. Owen who studied for find rantc In crand opera abroad before she The New York. March Ioes the Amer betaine th wife of on of America's Woman of It By Helen Rowland. tli.il Jl) would not up their In -ipetiile' for anv man alive.

And I listen nnd npolonire tor my- craven spirit; b't ull the tne- in-ide me there I a smull me. ..1 voi. ttrif vhisperji that tneir lo'iy tl.it -caest. like ad that the reason they linvr to th.ir freed.ni i ecauso could t.e rplendid comrades If they would only recognize when they stop belnif lover. Some people think If ii hard to determine Vi he lov ends.

Hut 1 believe thre i an infallible test -that love ceases whim "do you remember?" lefrtns. Adrini. dearest, when yon l.en'.n to nav to me; "Kve. do you remember the first limit I kissed von." or when I say to you: "Adam, that was a wonderful ninht five years ago when wj walked on the beat with our arms around rarh I Fhall know that we are trj Inat to galvanise corpse. For love, vivid and wonderful.

Is the present, l-'or love, life is now- and when It enterr upon the "do yu siaice when the Rlowitii; iio'v bei nines then nmellln of lav-ruder or d. iil viol, ts then it time to name the honorary pall bearers. For love Is de-id nnd the most we can hone for Is tint friendship will come to the funeral. Iiear Aria in Jit this moment all the I-. a ve -i tuey I.

urired SUHtcleilt! 1 other words. I think i iodeil loan. I Hi'. CopyrUht. lalrt, by Th I'resa pub.

Cn. She Tells Why Women Should 11 'eiropp iav te, 1 .1 inly 1 Pt on ll 11 hi i OT Ml Not "Propose it of -a ttus-r ll.iBi! nor na'ly women who lae tnir art or whatever In. f.i Mo 1 or p.y re a ork. Ml Ileal ll a I I'I, I ii 1 ull I'I I Tl I' AT sroTTt" exlalne.l wllh ii snmllir. "Wliat a imin la thin life with wi.r on the rr sbp.

th" watir and mar- el flab .1. to New York. March P. The America man is not a Rood lover. liianca Sericardi.

an Italian lady who pent everal months In this country last year, presents this aweepintr In the current number of Vrtn-ity Fair, and the evidence she offers In support of her accusation Is quite formidable. The American, she says. Is resolute, is kind, he is faithful, he Is aren-erous. but he does) not know how to make love. He is not hnndsome.

Kven Italians, she thinks, are wonderfully attractive in their ardent youth; Frenchmen In their distinguished middle aere, but Americans pafs from gawky. Ill-mannered younar ni.anhooi to an unbeauti-fiil and colorless old Siernora Sertr.trdi adds, however, that women do not seek pulchritude In men: llu't provided a man known how to make love he may I hlnless and bald. Kealizintr that I am tnuch too crude a person to subscribe to this 1' r-ine and feeiinK that if I had nine li j', pass thetn all with American men. dot hied to ei sid vice of another woman on th matter of the American's to I'll I ke In f.K neii" than 1 a nun but I to lh AC oj i inu rs all the future run together tn a or nr. 1 t'ii and ll a t'M which had no neirinntnif.

hope tii.iv have no end. which 1 tr bin foot I'll, p. 1.. tie hi I I.l'. til 'I auui tV VMTSl'il'.

more man I h- loo. Vef Toay w.tn 01m ho vi' no' lean ll- lie. but blue-eyed a. id limit a persimmon hsleally. ie.

lib ll granite inon umen -s 01. a 1. ilifcu.si!.a: exerytlijeu: in muhI: "All inarri.ik'e -iiii-v 11 xacitj and friendship er Are oil sure oa -villi this Adam l.e vim in p. 1 1 li 1 10 views IJ.p hjucIi' -rotiscriptiort on this "1 Staring hint In the face. I.oal, Yea per and every feimninUt and au-t'iorefs uri'liiL.

11.. 1 1 1 'I I. i I'I In la I lie a I eil i food to 1 I' I Ihitik about It. anyway at I 111 nil lihrase of which Is forever on his lips. ith the American, love is somethtntc wliich ktia within himself; it ih an unspoken prayer, a service at which the heart and not the mouth officiates.

And I should think that bort of was more sincere, more worthy Of dependence. the difference may be stated In this way: "Maklnu love Is th business of a certain type of I at ropean notably th Italian. When he Kve-t out of his house in th morn in it he kois to hts tlaily task of love, the American tfoes to his. office. Tiie Italian has 10 inucii love-makinjr to do that natnrally pnts it on an efdeiency basis.

He has 1 Is resrular appointments and loni? T-ractlee has tauttht him Just what to 00 an.J say. on eai Occasion. His love-mikins is smooth, but it is also swift l. ml tt.ere'x lot of repetition. "The American, on' the contrary, does r.ot make love as a business, it may his avoeatiou.

but nr.i Ins vocation. He is able to cive mme time to the lady of his a ffei tioi.s. he does not usually love on hedule Flops at all way-stations. A'so his love-n is more more indiiid ial-is'ic. more "Have you seen Sieatora Scrtrardi? ir a picture of her llerford aud-denly broke off.

1 p.i id "no" to both questions. 'T'" visited us ami was dissatisfied with fie love ma.ie American men. -j "And wonder." echoed. I had wondered, hen I first read the nrti. Ie.

I. lit maybe nu.Ue love to her aim sl.e dn know they r.ere doiiis it." Mr. Herford's suddenly ihoKci his cvnicism if not (,, 1 "Koi, country Itas Its own slanc of love, its arcot. They ftiere'a an international love latiRiiaae. but I doa't beheve it.

Kvi-d-ntly Msimra SeiKardi doesn't un.ler- iy a. Hi Thrift 11 i'v lie! II" a 1 ii 11.11. tin, nay I an 1 the ll I (. kl. the t'MllVel attire Of l.ko that? It a lot tl llty of Hirpr E'-oihrs 1 ain ii' tier own proposlritr I'ouf wi.lf.w alrllv.

"Mow Old ia Ann? You don't take question Ilk that acrlou-ly. do ou" she added, aa handed Mm tea and patted hi shoulder soolhintr "Well r. no; but they tahltirf 1 eHon.l. And you never know wh.t will happen next In these tva Nobody took aet 01.I.1 at or wlrel ol.ioani.v I 1 jibio. oli I 111 50.1 1 la 1 I 'T A i 1 :a.m hi si tl: 11 Is fa (t.i I to I lie." Tin 1 flm -aid: In l.r.

with a man for most successful novelists. Arid Mrs. Johnson told me frankly what aha thouKht of th love-makins she had observed and maybe es perinnced when the was cultivation her remarkable voice in Oerinany, buily and France. KLTibPEAX ALWAYS OX TH I.OVI1-MAKIMi JOlt. "Sicnora Pera-ardl is riehf-nhol i'e-Iv rin'iit." Mrs.

Johnson ezcbiinn-d. "I'v said the same thintf to my husband many times. I'nless the American man 'has studied and llveil abroad a Mr. Johnson has. or unless he has Latin blood In his veins, he knows absolutelv nothinjr of love -ma kliiR You se.

is much too busy to learn. When KtS out of college 1: sets to wotii immediately to make money enouirh to mart led on. and It takes so money here, where all the women are determined not to be poor, that be really has not time to learn how to love. He does the bit thincs for a woman without reallilntr that in love he bier thine are really the 1 1 1 thintrs; that is, woman pr frs th man who picks up her handkerchief to the man who lays down his life for her. Is not that soT "It ia so," I acquiesced.

Tl.e Kreneh have a snyintr that a woman will always sacrifice the man who lows her but does not please her to the man who pleases her but does not love her. 1 fear they are rluht. The American man is the best of husbands and the worst of "tif course Americans ate the only men to marry," Mrs. Johnon sat. I.

"Next to the American tl.e ilnumi man makes the bef-' husband. I think. Not the Prussian. He has a contemn for women, but the men of southern tiermany. The German aiiotts women.

He is the mod sentimental of hi sex. The Italian makes love artistically. He is. if anythinsr. more charming than Frenchman.

Hut nil tlie I titt men are so behahtful in the little attentions they pay women. They lend ilowere. books. And they kiss a woman's hand lo you know th. re ate American men ho wo' In s.

to ito that? Aral Jet it Is the 1 h. In, 11, if iimi.llriif hi a wooinn can P- i 1 t. li I'm nr. o.i lie By Samuel Smiles The Law of Chance. or 1 1 flreletn roQnlnr.

or evert a. I lies lean m-n know how to mak love? No never It is not possible'. That is a nummary of tha damnlna; Indictment brought by an Kalian woman. Siirnora. lianca Serarardl.

in the current issue of Vanity Fair. Like Klinor lilyn twho deserted us with the cruel verdict that 'sronisr out with an American man Ii Koinir out with one's grandmother Sisnora Sertcardl finds the Amer-iifit a laxKanl in love. She really hr intra imainat him four distinct counts: she says, he doesn't make of himn-lf love-i nspirir object-- 1. he takes no thought for Ins viiiist line, refuses to wear cut vats that match his eyes, and ashamed of perfumes. S'-coiid.

he is too honest. Third, he is too busy. Fourth, he Is too monotonous. In view of the miinrnlmt overwhelming srr.iv of charge atrainst th American man. I felt that I must procura for hint a brilliant amy of counsel.

Ami I retained a wit. an artist, a poet and a tirarnat'st -in short, Oliver itorford. the fharles Limli of American literature, us It dean has called him. Incidentally, Mr. ller-fiiru'n many iharmitiK tmoks is a first aid to awkward lovets.

called "I'upid's cloiedia." Aril in the first formal interview- he has ever Kiven Mr. ller-ford came nobly to the delense of the American man and lover. "It is he admitted, "that Amer lean didn't have an auspicious ben innitii. In the first instance recorded In our history I'apt. Miles Slamlisli sent a substitute Komeo.

aad for this cowardice he fered as disastrously as he deserved to fare. Hut we have (rone far since that day. and It seems to me that the American of th present loves wisely and ot too well. if ro'jrsw." added Mr. ITcrford rather nervously, from behind the cl-mched left i.ir.d T.

hii acts tin a sort of lircal. on his conversation. "I can't speak on this subject with first-hand authority. That belontcs to the American woman, to whom the American man makes love or doesn't. I suppose you couldn't watt while I wrote a bookT 1 couldn't, for I ki.ew yo.i wouldn't.

Tin 1 tock the time to show Mr. Her-ford several of Siunora Seiatardi's ti. para3rraphfi. iner.nwhile noi -i if tli.ii l.e ii us ihip, i.s pensive, aw t-miiidess otic expects to find a hu liori! l-lMg bush of roit ray li.iir. deep-set blue eyes in these, jirn! o.

i-as-'iona I slearn a whrspertiiff voice and a sad solemnity. "Here Is Mm. Serpar.li'a emritional seriously until thv beii.me ru Instead of fani Ifl. mill Wf had to Hat. po- "VV I ti.tt I hat pla la Wan I t' tie 1 1 tl.e 'I'll I an.

I In I tl I for me. H'lt 1 i Tears awo thai I I'ould ami I' tdiall. lie I arrow and wanted ami me down in th us 1 mv.cad oC urtinn ow i. I wanted to i I written boo l.im lac hall -dozen 1, vMie .1 ti edition sr. his i.

the tie I II I I'I II 1 1 nowleiliie hat cafi li tested the li.ichelor with sIkIi. Widow, ijutte tin. sin i Ii the to would st em to be Mie'i tlnnf as cliance i'i tho world. -ii lives anil dies iii i or. orm it to a law.

A falls to the itroii'id in obedieni to a law. re are matrers the ordinary ioiim life, such as one mitriit lit 1 1 IX Nay. tk raasae "A dr trone Into my because 1 tliinU my or because 1 think en'" 1 ii ii. t-r tiortsnt A I. de.

ll. .1 01 1, a Hut Old jo -O 1. lteer Is to lU'K'' lt.e 7lt I I'ltlc I i l.lrr fsi.o'y. All niirl do ii lily 1. 'i Sin- nr.

Uil tio'ii if' 01 their 1 flC cy.n n-1 toil t.iv-ll Ion I ifpriKse.i Ifi! then- j. Ihitm.t that will never work- prrp.t 1 motion ni.il the feminli.e prt.po-i.l' S.t your t.tv.r. striitrit Hi.ir soul lo peace. Mr. YA eat her by.

You 11111 by every artriiinent ai tloory a-id 11-lustratioti thr.t thet ontht to w.rk. but 011 can't make thetn. use th nil the laws of nature" "I f'OLXI- ftl'T Hut." protested the ll.ihelor iiOIt-fitlly, "OI! lOUll propose tl a( triY mUiutf er. couldn't "Yes." 1 the Widow i lr I'i v. lose ou forever' I copld uk vo.i it 11,10 -1 I 1 1 I.

I In I 1 nit but liecanne I m.nh- liiei no mi ll tor ii.lll l.l.c ou. too." bi le a tu is n'tvriy iMflerenl i have ever lived. i- re to bie i to be 'atiii 11 or tlie Ameri. can urgot of ro- PPli I It Jiiance. it 1 1 a KUppose were the mere result of chance wined uscerta laed to be of accuracy when taken in the mass.

For Instance, number of let-tern put in the poMolIiec without mi address, the number of letters wronjrly directed, the containing money, the inir.iber unstamped, continue nearly the sj.nr. in relalioi. to the number letters pouted, ft out one year to Now. it is the I.UMness of man to nialr rt in.i the laws, of mul to proVc'n their consciiuences i. foe i in.

i i iru- matter of Hfk- alio man reminded lrihie 1 th- "Hut she say; the American nttrattive, rom-mt i. 1 him. "There ate few- American perfiiines. or wear coats At l.U'J I i ne a ninn men who to nntrrt ll If i 'i la i. is-'s I I 1 a 1 I a a of of the Ma of l-ke to 1 tn in i a lo! 1 1 i il lie III.

1 i out to dinner Bai'ii. I conbi 11 1 Hut yrN; i admitted "Now. how lonz la's frlea Just i ros. I lit rid i nip. I i o.i: do n.

uv in. fl a ol uo 14 1 1 ir me t)( tnese thintc is roo. 1 1 I I VOl I to til. a io i 1 1 1 tif. ho tloes attractive id tak- on I l.llll,! Ill" Ie in ,1 to the the beloved.

I or.ce stopped at a German hotel, a favorite resort for youths and maidens arid honeymoon couples, mil there was a dKn In the dinini; room. are requested not to 1 each "What about the chars brought l.r nar.y besides the Sisnora-that Americans are too busy making: money to make "As said, love Is r.ot the business of America 11s. other hand. business is often an indirect method of love-makintr. They work so hard for I t-cause thty di-siro to spend It on their wives or to save It for the girls they hope one day to marrv.

"That liie American does not shoot his rival in a duel or tab hint in dark alley is no proof that love here i 1.. Impassioned than abroad. When girl makes her choice her rejected fiiti.il know that rtothitiir h'lt dtath will bilnt? them into toe ruiinin nw.iin. Tlianka to our divorce lws. tile tlitiiardid lov-r litre Oors not it 11 to fhooi.

1 1. imr. ly puis i 1 in on the wa'tinc list, every American unj heep-, and waits the reluiii from Uerio. "Just think of what our telephone as don for love-ma kitit, 1" ex. la'ined Mr.

Herlonl. "I knotr a voun man in th.s city who cailed up 1,1. Iiertver. and' she M.bbeil so at this proof of Ins devotion that it eo. hint about ls to get five words throuah to her.

And the American nun's use of the telephone Is merelv one of his oriental contributions to the technique of merely one proof that in this direction, as In other, we -pre the most inventive nation in the orld." Hut even 1f It weie true that the American man tint make love, th woman can be depended on do it for him. And really, klsslnr i.t-er thin the cheeK. ite l. r'i-lt to I lerienn 11 M'l' Klst Hill' JIANM A.N'P A lei. I i- acta rie'i-is." ti.lk about I.

1 1 i i it i r.i i much h- yarn 1. It ica 11 01 a I j.i; It it th- i 11 if I 1 1 T- 1 if appeal us to 1.1c re iV r. I oma how ever 0 Siiti'or i r-thi tlie Anii r- 1 rile i. 11 I I ion ml 1 ta" ti.y 1 1 f. 1 1 M.1J1 11 -i I'M iri lir 1 i I to V.

tli'Tl I coll I a ii i.d i.o v. tli thru ol.e Wti would y. s. There Would -'two and Itiend premature death. tin.

i-oiiHeii of lilO Itatl1t.it laws. i ell. ii. Tlw urn- does to accomodate thent 11. jrmslied us mi nuiy uti ait upon them: oth- tho a n.ner i.ol It to pi la lov.

1 heart, It a c. 01. tit She 1 r. 1 I j. v.

I VO tv 1 HOT. lb in do 1 tl II ti is I I'oiilii r. attracted by anybodv i. ti iho used of 1 1 1 "Yet A trie 1 icati ir i. 11 I 1 1 no I ouin try I 1 1 tl It'll dt td.inil th in ai 1 i-rriy a tr.iirn111.tr cer.

n. a 1 ha mi i 1. ir pi t. I was be ll ii.j ir M'US In V. 1 uni or Kjt naturally felt nil re i if ait f.i', I art.

ureli 1 Ulf read a.l that I- h. bat I fo'lud a irlr.ssy-cyert lover uiotr fc Mr. Hertord i. I Ob- for. Oe.

on -for a ,1 1 1 1. a nt a hllii iii 1 it Nat its ar-J ami hiP riM' we must suiter th lit iiivvitaihle paia ain a 1 A I.l"! Il ist'tisetiuetices narrow I 1 I v. i 1 I 1 itrht. it retit-ftU 'lrha; insults r.te. vet how many men prM'tise it? And how 1 to la a litit 1 e' m- "It seems to better dressed nie that our men are titan Kn2lishmtn he A'la'C '-at evoit iki senee about it beibtr noir.an to a ir 111 cause 11 loan prefer 'i ll Just let her who her duty by ti 1 il; It' A rt marry iter 'bi to io his out is more indivldu- continued.

"There alitv here. try In vnrees rte n.iifM be uparen it "Hut don't ou tlilr.k the re. Lie. lies In the fact tt.t in Al I tntn'. of 1 1.

I nn ith i ny al cou'd ci l'ill-'. i.i i'i I I pi be 1 a "The one fault I have to find 1 irtir.t:. and i 1 vr accept ard be ii' easier to Maa a n.an snunl a'li it is in. ill propt.se il used, "ulassi-siiudder every time n't believe uny WOm-ro mancc or poetry or ha littered it In de-v, ho had interested cv ry ird. I 1 don't fee a can't be stroriKer, with i or 1 l.i h-r fj roily houbl b.

1 I 1 ported And It I' miliai" to woo-in bo wants i fa more, 1 al- Budapest's Hals. n.apot ine Art tmt.eum. s.cera- the Uuntelir.nik. a iitur bv from th. Pn coilectlen of r.

ne a isnni. jounc ll hli.it.i at he Oil part. if iMvei.teeni i an Iureli mas-mul s. )u let orh of mo. -t a 1 ii rope I Tt.

I rir I'lln. tai-ili mrin-u, which nays the American man can't cook." I explained. Then 1 read: "To make love Is to play hid tnd tk around the deeper emotion, to T.irt, to feel the lure of personality, to pay dangerous things, to please, to make dull hours) deliriously dangerous. It Is a same the American man has never learned. The dear man is too candid, lie looks upon anv subtlety of this sort as a kind of dishonesty.

Ami here is where he falls!" "I think it Is true," cald Mr. llerford. "that the Arteries. love diffr-tly front the 1 .11: one WHi the I rv ni'l'ra ranee or the Is that he's too fit. American lover I have noticed th loy ard m.trmct are one; ia 1 lin ar neat ly Iw .1 asked.

"An Anieriiat. "en 1 to her, et- tt triff of 1. 1, ll i i. lam in many recei plays, and of I st foo'ish. iinvi I.

Tiiere er. I. don't b'l' Cl.in a ml l-a ve in r. vomaii bii- i i course the Ftaze is ft to iy one I and .1 ti more 1-'- t-i both 1 1 1 suppose.1, to mirror It. j.

I. a 1 na I rat msrne'1 oruer to have tlevote to work. yt 1 a woo'an sbomd rmt Heroines ot romance. on the 1 1 1 ii hi lor fervetttlf a I 1 teacup, "Here's to jy tin liv c-trli fctler If au to 1 all i ry I liali, Uli.i tt.St 11 -I tual a injrruti" tt. 1.

Iirpoi l.aau vie Ktiiins 100 thin "At that, we haven't come to the O-rman f-tyl of lovemaking. which In tl Th original ike-. sfPr4 ia tha caiai. SUa cf Arasiura n-iHte-s hv i I in'l etch r. It keeps luru from al it buss- propoee r.ess.

So he says to himself, I V. is put this troublesome thine; out of otj ay. I uii 'iav r-o T) a Kai itt.Bt Hrtipoasl Mtftont V.ty ti.ey M--r a t. ot ilr'ai'ia1 fei -d me" Tul wortrn Ik In 1.