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PRESS WANT ADS BRING RESULTS TO A VERTIS ERS PRO FIT TO RE ADERH JOIN THE ARMY OF PRESS ADVERTISERS twenty-five FRIDAY EVENING, AUGUST 15, 1913 WANTED." tFhe Pittsburg Press Tli People "i 'nil -t tf iSr i Via illi? Crassd Parage off she New Fail SiIe Jf if 5 -N Tho advanced system of shoemaking, which iliy! el i'l? rf I TtaX ham res al tod in giving models an artistic t-C 'vVa I vf classiness you don't get In other shoes, has just vJvj' contributed for the FALL OF IOIS a greater 'N! llWVKFW jU 'T21f lS fVVC variety of new 8 shapes and designs, with Hi I vfHAj any style heel preferred, than It has ever before 'raji'WJLI ,231 T'Tl bee the pleasure of the stores to show Mli RTVl Al I at the beginning of a season. rfW aOf 's fi-r I That's "going some," because 8 have mill 1 IS? -5' istm. 1 1 never yet failed to "stand competition on Its "J.vM KJlXl 1 head." both as to price and big selection. I 1 FAMOUS AT $3.00. rul'1 Jy "eQa5j? MORE THAN 4,000 IN PARADE OF WESTERN PENNSYLVANIA FIREMEN 1 1.

i 5' if i more AIvrtlu n.1 brinc greater results thn any other tte-paper ia WMtein Pnnjlvaiu- nrH IllVf" tlon. Whn paid Vr in dvnce. K'fn ln-tione for pric- of nix. cTt pT line wh fnatrer ia pharil flvrti-mits tatea for Ifss than I cents. If bos number I da-red count riva words aL If rpp- to advertisement bavc to be maiirf send 10c for accepted with the onoenrtamJlns tat ther published until a written notice them is received.

No phone order to cancel an ad will be accented At 254 Fifth pittabar. Bell 20O r.raiit. p. 19T5 Mala. BRANCH OFFICEgl Baatend Sheridan Ave.

Northaide -820 Fede'al Southslde -102O Carina St. Utlklnbnrp S34 Wood St. Oakland S702 Forbea St. Weateen RpBreaeatatlTei John Glaaa. Peuplea Gaa Bid it, Cbleaaa.

stern Repreaentative. A. Klela. Metropolltaa Tower. Nrif York.

Special Representative Ctiaa. K. Abbot. Bartletf nidjr Atlantic City. X.

J- WANTED. MALE HELP A GOOD HOME for elderly man as cook at once. Apply a2 Diamond city. BUSHEL-MAX and presser. first clasa, steady position.

W)2 North Highland ave. 815xp STRONG liOY wanted. 72n Hamilton ave. 815xp wx-TKi a etMiri nhotoaraohlc prlntr. W.

K. Hambly. 224 Bluth st. KLlER on water wagon. Apply at Water Department.

13th and Pike st. 8l5p SLAO ROOFERS. 22(13 Oliver bldg. Louis Lance Co. 815wp HOISTINO engineers.

carenters, and handy men. Machesney bldg. 815wr CHARACTERS READ IN THUMB'S SHAPE. Just as the chin gives qualities to the face, so the thumb marks the personality of the hand and is an unerring Index to a man's natural strensfth or weakness of character. The man with a ling, straight thumb, square at the tip, possesses good mental capacity, and can always be relied upon to carry out successfully any work with which he may bo intrusted.

His temperament ia even and judicial; he Is a born goverenor of men. overcomes difficulties, carries himself with dignity and by his ability to concentrate all his faculties upon the matter in hand, combined with tenacity of purpose, rapidly becomes a power among his fellows. If the thumbs ba long, thick and heavy at the tip, with the joints prominent, a tyrannl-Cil and cruel nature is Indicated, everything being viewed from an intensely selfish standpoint. A short, straight thumb shows obstinacy and driving power. If very thick and heavy at the tip, a bruitish, unreasoning disposition will be noticed.

A short thumb, tapering at the tip, denotes an inconstant, changeable nature, particularly in matters of the affections. A man with a tapering- thumb cannot concentrate, and has consequently little continuity, In addition to being unpunctual and unable to work except in Such a man takes up many things, but tiniahea nothing properly, and often makes others suffer from his Indecision. If the thumb Ilea close to the hand, a cautious, timid, mean nature ia Indicated. If the thumb curves outward at the tip, adaptability to people and circumstances is shown, accompanied by natural politeness and a tendency to make compliments. The owner Is broad-minded, a pood conversationalist, Impulsive, generous and easy-going.

If the curve be very marked Bnd the v.i.ole-thumb stands away from the hand, extravagance and want of principle in money matters will be found, accompanied by boasting, a desire to "show off," and vain pride in any abilities or accomplishments which may be possessed. The natuie la also highly impulsive, eei-ratic and careless. If the first Joint that which forms part of the hand be full and flesh, a warm and affectionate rature is denoted: but If very full, sensuality lowers the character. London Tit-Hits. What Day Would You Take Gas In the American Magasine.

Stepheh Leacock begins a series of comic pieces which he proposes to call "Familiar Inciderts. The first piece is- entitled "The Dentist and the Gas." After determining to have his teeth pulled he says that he took up with his dentist the question of arranging for an appointment. The dentist proposed to take the matter up at once. At this point the narrative goes on as follows: 'No, not now, I can't stay I said, 'j have an appointment, a whole lot of appointments, urgent ones, the most urgent I ever Well, then, tomorrow Is Saturday. And Saturday is a day when I simply can't take gas.

If I take gas, even the least bit of gas on a Saturday, I find it's misunderstood 'Monday 'Monday, I'm afraid, won't do. It's a bad day for me worse than I can said the dentist. 'Not Tuesday, ansewered. 'Tuesday js the worst day of all. On Tuesday my church society meets, and I must go to "I hadn't been near it.

in reality, for three years, but suddenly I felt a longing to attend it. 'On I went on, speaking hurriedly and wildly. 'I have another appointment, a swimming club, and on Thursday two appointments, a ehoral society and a funeral. On Friday I have "another funeral. Saturday is market day.

Sunday is washing day Monday Js drying day 'Hold on," said the dentist, speaking very firmly. 'You corpe tomorrow morning; I'll write the engagement for ten "I think it must have been hypnotism. "Before I knew it. I had said Saddest Roll Call in History. The fiftieth anniversary of the Battle of Gettysburg was celebrated in the American Magazine with a remarkable description of the Battle of Gettysburg by Edgar Allen Forbes entitled "GettysburgA Heritage." The battle, as all remember, lasted three days and at the end of the first day the situation was ravoraoie to tne L'onfederate army.

Mr Forbes summarizes the result of the first day as follows: "It is all over now. and Gettysburg ia In the hands of the Southern army. Here on Cemetery Ridge, with the shadows ef the tombstones lengthening as the sun goes down, the Iron Brigade lines up for the saddest roll-call in Its history Of three of its regiments that tw-, vL brunt of the attack, the Twntv-fmh Michigan has 07 men left; under the flag of the Nineteenth Indiana stand only 7H and but HO men of the Second Wisconsin answer to tneir names. These are all that is left not one companv to a regiment. "Here Is the beautiful flair that troit gave to the Twenty-fourth Michigan as it left for the front; now it is so riddled and torn that it is 'unfit for io suing oacK to the city that gave it.

One of tho eicrh successive eolor-bearers who carried this flag dmlng the day, seven lie out yonder in the woods four of them dead. Twice during the fight. Colonel Morrow took it in ms own r.anfls: there it was when a ball struok him down, and he is now a wounded prisoner. A private grasped the flag as the colonel fell, and went on; then the colors disappeared. When the captain commanding the regiment at length found them, the bearer was lying upon his face, still grasping the flag." Not of Her Making.

Hubby You really must reduce your drees bills, my dear; they are far too larga. Mrs. Newly wed How inconsistent you men axe. You speak. Just a thaua-l I made out the bilj.

WANTEC. MALE KELP WAHTSB-Repafrmen isr pneumatic tools. Presses Steel Car Co, M'Kees Rocks. r- SALESMEN If jou are a rl'-an-cut. conscientious salesman and want to rank a permanent tnnnectlon.

offering: unlimited poestt tittle w-ith an established corporation, answer ad: we have a f'w vacancies in.wir aaie force for such men and have a proposition to offer those who can roure up to requirements. For personal interview ad-dress I3fl. 1'r omce. M3wijkfn WANTED At once, first class experienced automobile top trimmers. Auto Trading Collins ave.

and Station E. E. WAN'TBD FOR PANAMA CAN AL CUPOLA TEXHER for iron foundry, 6- cents hour, fr. tachelor quarter. free transportation from New York or New Orleans: must be experienced; must be American cltlaen.

under 45 years. In good physical condition. Writ IriTHMIAN CANAL COMMISSION, WASH-1 NGTON DC; Ml WANTED Chandelier hanger and fitter. Cullen Brody, 5932-5934: Baum East End. SU KORFM ANT BtiuruNo superinten- i OUl-iUa URXT.

FIRST CLASS. FOR LARGE WORK STATK EXPERIENCE AND RF.FERKNCES tF PAST EMPLOYERS. WRITE PRESS OFFICE. SISfre TOUNO MAN WITH CASH TO ACT AS SUPERVISOR FOR RETAIL GRtXTICRV STORES; EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY FOR PARTY WHO IS INDUSTRIOUS AND CAN FURNISH REFERENCE. PHONE COURT 2757 FOR INTERVIEW.

S14n DIEMAKER. First class, on sheet metal dies; very best. Vncres to first-cla man snri iM-rmamnt tlon. Wolverine 5(17 Irwin North- "de. flGwb CLLIiJv with some experience in cred- it department of industrial VfJPl more than good opportunity.

Local; Many others. Call or write. 3Lt.INE.ria SERVICE Park Bldg. 813wp VlAXTED A few young" men of good appearance, not less than 5 feet 8 inches tall, to puide visiters through plant. Apply H.

J. Hern a Company, ltxi'j Progress North Hide, rittsburg. between 8 and 1 Haturdav. Aucust 'VVAXTED Tool makers, lathe, milling ma-chine and planer hands, for fine machine tool work; only first clasn men wanted. Miller Saw-Trimmer Point corner Penn ave.

and Water St. 813r AVtAXJEU Reliable night" man for hotel. handy man who can rei uir an electric socket, make a key: must have reference; wages $30 a month and board. Write 117, Press office. 81.

WANTED A first-class chipping foreman who thoroughly understands the cleaning of steel eastings; good position to right man. Write 133. prcM office. 813b CLERKS, general office clerks; general store cierks and beginners. COM ER I A ridPLOYM EXT.

3)S Grant st. M3wp WANTED A first-class core foreman for steel foundry, who can handle mt.n and who knows tha work thoroughly. Write 101. Press of-fie. 81 MACHINISTS, cabinetmakers, orderly, boiler-makers, hotel men, drivers, sal'smcn, clerks, factories and farm hands.

Keystone Bureau, 1124 Penn ave. SKJwb LUNCH COUNTERMEN! several at" oncT. best wages In citv and board. COMMERCIAL KMl'Lt'VM KXT. S'lS Grant st.

S13vp WANTED Young man to learn office wort splendid chance for ambitious, well educated bright boy. Address 137. Pres. oliice. aiuwo A BRIGHT young man for clerical position: must be steady and over 17 years of age.

Apply at Eclipse Laundry Stephenson and Forbes st. 813wr INTERPRETER medical" offioeT Must apeak and write F.nsrlish. Polish and Slavish, good position for right man, with reference Write F75, Press Otf.ce. 815wp 1 ROUGH CARPENTERS. per dayTtvo hoistinp engineers, 10 boiiermUkeis for the west, fare paid.

City. Employment, 41 1 Seventh ave. fclSwp WANTED Mall carriers. $85 to JUKI month; Pittsburg examinations coming; specimen auestlons free. Franklin Institute.

Dept 315-F, Rochester, N. Tlilwro WANTED Stock clerk, apply by letter only. giving reference and pat experience. Franklin Motor Car 40S North Craig st 813r FOREMAN for brick and concrete road work, out of town; wages :t.50; state age and experience. Write 18, Press offiee.

81 twe lO HANDYMEN. 8 laborers and 15 car repairmen for the week, also 7 men to load tie: board fare paid to all points. City-Employ mer.t, 411 Se-enth ave. 8I3wp MARRIED and slnsle coal miners. Fairmont district, WeBt Virginia, we move families, no trouble.

Keystone Bureau, 1124 Penn ave. Slowb MARRIED MAN as farmer and dairyman wanted; best wages to right man; good location. Earl Allshouse, R. F. D- No.

3. Irwin. Pa. 8I4we ENGINEER, city $75: glass ackers, $2.50 up. Men for railroad positions.

$5o to $110. D. J. COTTER, Emp. Expert.

12o Sixth et WANTED Men to try November examinations for Pittsburg mail carriers. 65 to tloO tnontn. Apply j. u. 145.

Press offlca see offlca twlklfgnn 72.1i PORTER, club. 812 a week: butle also houseman. Eureka Wilkinsbure. SISxp LABORERS. per hour.

Apply Walker Curley P. L. E. R. R.

round house. Diekereon Run. Pa. 814 wn ORNAMENTAL Iron worker, first-class- who understands scroll work. Taylor Dean.

Penn and Twenty-fifth. 81 4e BOY Experienced boy for shoe shine, colored or white. Call Saturday morning, ai7 Wood Wilkinsburg. 615xp DRIVERS and atablemen. COMMERCIAL EMPLOYMENT.

3tS Grant st. Sl.Vwp MAN Wanted. sober. lndustriou- man for farm. Write with reference to Mrs.

Austin, box 20. Ugonier, Pa. 815xe JANITOR, apartment. 47 a month, steady place. Ehireka 710 Penn Wllkinsburg.

felDxp CLERKS Wnated. experienced grocery clerks for Saturdays. Open Front, 4.J2 Market st. 8-Uwe WANTED Registered dentist, middle aged and competent. Write A 70.

Press olhce. M.lwkfe WANTED 4 or 5 oil barrel coopers. A. D. Miller Rons Washington and Jrebie NorthSlde.

LABOR FOREMAN. $3. SO da onjTjobl COMMERCIAL EMPLOYMENT, Grant S-17)wp AUDITOR for R. also chief clerk. PIEL Employment Uxperts, 421 Wood st.

MEAT CUTTER for general store. PIEL Employment F.iperUi. 421 Wood st. el-jwp WANTED Male cook for institution Bear Pittsburg. Write 12.

Press office. 8I3wa COATMAKER5 wanted at once. II. Wolfson. 602 Chart! era McKees Rocks.

Pa, Uwr WANTED Reliable men to clean paints and windows. Pittsburg Window Cleanin 50rt Fourth ave. 815wp STENOGRAPHERS, stveral good PIEL Employment Experts. 421 Wood at. 815 BOYS over lt to run stamping machine, (standard Die Stamping Arrott I'oaep Ji.ig.

AN experienced butter salesman; no other need apply. Call at Negus McCain 414 Third ave. WANTED At once, cylinder pressman. Iltts-burg Paper Box 51st and Butler st M.lp WANTED Clerk for store about 1 S-iO years of age. Must speaa wraan; goou opportunity.

Write 10. Press office. S14e CRANE MEN WANTED First-class Oien. Aj-ply Wheeling Mold Foundry Wheel-lngL W. Va S13b COAT MAKER Steady work year around.

Write Oulley Burgettstown. or Bien a. 134 Seventh st. eliiwr HARDWARE CLERK Retail city store; good position for good man. Write 3 141.

Pra office. I3wb ALLEGHENY Transfer Storage Co. wants experienced driver. Apply e4t W. North North gidw.

811s iTTRUCTURAL shop men. fitters, rive'era and layeroata. Apply Noelke Richards Iron Works. Greeasburg. Pa.

Swb WANTED Left-aanJ teemtr. Apply L. w. Wallace, Mallaaae Blnger Kitaick Works, West End- el3wr WANTED Railway mall clerka. $75 to $130 xocata; details free, yrar.it Ua loatltate.

Dept e-r, Bocfaestec. N. T. TlSarre MALE HELP. WAIIT5D Boys ytmg men to sell 02 trains; must te oofi tns.

tiers. Apply Hews Stand, 3. 0. Sepot, City. ftltpa WANTED tV innr rr ttm- rj.r.rl l4er tle-a la caihSiA i01- l-rma: nlf 1 cBt Ht llm'ltehi.

tmnt'i a WtMiir Inir iu, "aia WFFKS OILl- HTVTO.V. "KKh-t l.Uxn. Il isia.va. HUa-t. WANTED 3 shoe sale-men.

Apply at once. C42G Butler ISa A East End. 15. Won (fold filled ciil! ran'aavt week rT 1 cash. Jl a Market at.

minTf.hY --at. aor Mine and Mm Supply SP. Eipert. 12n i 1 a 7 a vcu reaa salesman. Apply in th aft moon.

CEJVERAL BA KINO CO enter and Kjrkpa trick. mihtriiw1 b2 cr tables. referJ" to Restauratr. M.t, W.AXTED-V....K1 r- 8UP A 1 who do not drink OTer, 80 Ir old Plovment to ZTJt a.nd PPrc'e eady m- StZSZ VSZZ Raker. 84xe aid hcarj3' color: rJ M.R I A PLOTM RNT, Orsnt st WAVTrn "7 understand, the Te n8.Wb thonouahly tion with connec- offlce founaO'.

Write ISO, Pros, Sl.th experlem--d In ly free! P' men: information P1EL CO e-, f-xpert. 421 Wood it. WANTED Knelneer rfrn. AT. i tvm-vT 3o8 Grant at 'iiwn WANTED With tvie-ij With experience "1hi.

J-ortleth and Penn A15we gwd "hW-rooni wages: steady work. CUMMERCIA i. KM PLOY NT rant at. A MAN for laundry rout a e-0Ml lililuirlunilw ence Anrilv i-' iTl bnd and refet- sSnnrtA 'it'" lMy "'V" Miwr or- nustier niiict i rortathu- rtt "lfney t0 ran-7- "II wm CAR PENT ERS, blacksmiths. p.pe litters, itm- hp irK 'OM Kill I A I EM LO EN T.

urnill St. SlSwr. PI KL CO V-Pa 1 1 rin umTi Empioymert EI 421 vT'S i r.wp MAN to work st wagon work. Hq MonroevtM. veT, turtle s.

1.1x1a Creak. YAl i i. -i r. Wt lewurn ate Jt)i ft gravel roofer tTnn7rt TT" in 1 AUTOMOUiYe" dTriiH5l. 7-passenger I'sckart.

Imperial i.fwi win 13wr AKMAll Rt COIL WINDER- fJtitnLTI Ward nao Sandusky N. a "uy. llJ.lKI, neu boy. Citv I.n.i.levmor,, i.T 411 Seventh ave IITT.U, VOUNO MAN for gnrat. also hauffeur Fu- IJU IKntl a M0.

WllkinKburK WAMED Thru work. Sea Mr "rem.a" rilfesd and Z' oraeooa ave. 814we BOY with ex drygoodTluTclTroTinr etcady pos.t.on. Writ. Prew office MACHINIST 8la nine I I EL CO.

ood pay. experts, 41il 815wp Wavtut, tv 777777 16 rTnf.i "iSB. haion Jt years of age for work in Box lie l. 77,... BI4r MAV mre wrk; must be tvi ranroaa experience, if! to s'ar City kmploymen, Bureau.

411 Stvemh aVef 1 5 WANTED 10 boiler maker-, so car r-D-iT men at sit: i t-L repair- ployment Bureau. iv 1 roaa w' aio a i laborers 4U aVvatr1 eljwp soon steady "work 111 L'll 1 tr juunrf man with expeHenca at night. 112G Sl.lwp work, $2U month to Btart. Write 4.1 press offlce. SALEriMFN, good live salesmen Employment Experts.

421 Wood it l')p WANTED Boy 16 to 18 year. oldro7 grocery d-illvery. l-ld Pennsylvania North Kld. FOREMEN for seveial ftist m.I PILL Employment 41 Wtnnl lSp WANTED All-around tailor, steady Job Mill-vale Tailoring 6r North Uillvale F- Bl4w IiRK'ELAN'1) desires the service of a Bn.1- class furniture shipper. 103-1O7 Federal el 4a.

UPHOLSTERER, steady work Uagmalar Uo- hoisterina 712 East North ave 1 S14e WAREHOUSE MAN One aixjuain ie4 wholesale grocery. Write .4. press oNica. el 5 we TWO WAOON blacksmith helpers wanted steady work. J.

G. Weir Sun, 99 Bridge at-, Etna. Ux COMPTOMETER operator, alsi Idil clerks PIEL Employment Lxpeila, 421 Wmd a. Mowp WANTED Two-third compositor. NevTna i.

IloJnun, Arrott Power liidg. Barker Place. I a vt WAREHOUSEMAN also car rej ait PIEL EmpiOyment Lprts. 421 Wood rt rl'mti WANTED Mi idle aged Industrious man to' attend to gardening, horse, cow anj ehi -kens. VM First ave 15w WANTED First class ornamental irm work-ers and hipers.

feomniervilla Iron P.ronz Co S7th and Butler Ull.a BRIGHT STOCK BOY wanted at once, to superintendent. Polomon'a. Apv4T 814r BAR KiRTER-Must coma well reoinmnded. East End 213 penn ave. 14we B3Y or youna- man with some experience at cutting meat.

Monterey et. Sllxm YOUNG MAN for men's fare Is bin" store. Davis, fn Smithfleld si. Sllwa GOOD EXPERIENCED Butler st Lusheknao. 8l2xa SALESMEN Wacted.

iional Hank bil- Ca.l 12'aI First Na- ellb WANTED T'j'in? man to assist co fjrroture wagon. 81. penn ave. jlp WANTED rreer ami busiielman. Atwood city.

Apply 3tt4 "illxb WAGON WOOD WORKER wanted; steady work, good wazea 1325 Liberty are. 613a BOY wanted. 18: brina reference. 8. A dau.

Tj3 Pean ave il2w. MF7NTION THE PRESS WHEN AN3WE-I N'a AM. WANTED An experleaced oauatar mB Pttte-tura Lgnafa. 41a omltaaeld aw lilft THE PHOTOGRAPH SHOWS A GENERAL VIEW OF THE BIG PARADE OK1 MAIN STREET OF PUNXSL'TAWNEY YESTERDAY CONNIE MACK CAN DEVELOP YOUNGSTERS BUT HE FAILS IN GROOMING MANAGERS Connie "Mack is regarded as being- one of baseball's smartest He has the knack of developing- raw recruits into marvels, but he doesn't produce managers who can While the Atmeuos were winning two worm a cnaiitpioiiBiiipa xupsy Hartsel and Harry Davis were hi two lieutenants, and when they started to fade as major' leaguers Mack found manaKerial berths for them. Davis -didn't even last a complete season as director of the Cleveland Napa, and now Topsy Hartsel has been dropped aa manager of the Toledo x2ledo and Cleveland looked for their teams to play Connie Mack baseball, which means a pennant, but neither could produce the Connie results, 'although they were member of Mack's board of stragety.

'vt make good. Slii-kr-r A. of rarrick has Aug. 18. 23.

and Labor Day open. Any 17-year-old uniformed teams wanting gamis write John Fedsrlein care Lonner, Childs Woods. Union Hank tlaj. Lawrenceyille Independents have Saturday. Aug.

1U and rlumiay. 17 open to teams having trrftunds. Phlpps A. A. prefen-ed.

Call 71.S Hilar.l after p. m. Kmanual of Northside Church league has Saturday, Au3. 16 otien for any good church team. Crafton and Kastend teams piease take nt'tlce.

rite August aupei, ijiu tiowaru Xorthsila. Iatlmer A. A. would like to arrange games with any good 14-year-old teams for Sundays, Kept. 14 21.

2S an1 Oct. Two games v. anted tor Laocr I'ay. write Jortn fate'ger. 2i Howard Northside.

Colunel A. A. of I.awrenceville are without pp.nies for Labor Day. Any -year-oia team rieplring two itames for that date write John Mulvihill 5433 Carnegie ae. or phone isk IftiJhi between and p.

m. 1'ittKburs! Athletics have Saturday open abroad. Wrire Fred J. Miller, 7," Booth Fourteenth or call Hell phoue Hemlock, at 7p. in.

this evening. Thf Ft. l'itt A. C. would like to arrange saniac with all 13-year-tihl uniformed teams, at home or abroad.

rite to Swift, 3M0 IHitlor st. Remington Typewriter Co. world like to book games with all typewriter teams. Underwood, L. C.

Smith. Oliver and Royal Typewriter Companys please take notice. Call Court 17tl and ask for Walter Raab. Games wanted at home or abroad. Uames abroad desired.

Games wanted for Saturdays in August and September. J. O. Porters would like to arrange games with some good teams with grounds for the remaining Saturdays in August. Write George Porter, Hartman si.

South Hills A. A. would like to hear from all teams for games abroad. Have Saturday -Aug. ltt open.

Hahn A. Melroye. and othei teams in this class preferred. Writs W. Kappler.

care P. R. R. Pittsburg Dlv. Station.

Third and Penn ave. Rtmmel club o' McKees Rocks has all Sunday dates open 'Vur'n September. Any 20-year-oiii uniformed team can book a good game with tha above. C'ail C. J.

Limley. Orant :28. care American Express or actor r.tH after p. m. NOTICES Funeral on Saturday.

Aug. 10, from the family residence, 04 Becks Run at BL. 111. XteiJUieill 01. CICI 0 church at 1) a.

m. Friends of the family are respectfully invited to attend. SCHMIDT At West Homestead, on Friday morning. Aug. 13, 1013, at 5:50 o'clock.

I.ouis P. Schmidt, beloved husband of Grace Ringer In his 3oth year. Services at hU late residence, 634 Doyle West Homestead, on Friday evening at 8:30 o'clock. Remains ill be taken to Mercer, for interment on Sunday afternoon. I Mercer (Pa.) papers please copy.l SMITH On Thursday, Aug.

14, 1913, at 2 p. Rosanna. wife of. Phillip Smith (nee Moeck), in her 71t year, at her late residence, 717 Ciiartiers McKees Rocks, Pa. Funeral service on Sunday evening, Aug.

17, at 8 p. m. Interment on Monday morning at 9 a. m. Friends of tho family are respectfully invited to attend.

VAN NORDER On Friday, Aug. 15, 1913, at 12:15 a. m. at the family home. 2029 Monroe Swlssvale, Samuel Van Norder in his 70th year.

He is survived by two daughters, Mrs. Cordelia Esniont and Mrs. Gertrude Elng and one granddaughter, Ruberta Esmont, all of Swiesvale. The bodv will be removed to Glen Fall on Saturday. Aug.

17, at 7:30 p. m. He vrns a member of G. A. Co.

No. 25. New York Infantry. WahNER Suddenly on Wednesday, Aug. 13.

1913, at 0:10 p. Harry Warner, in his 18th year. Friends of the family are respectfully invited to attend the funeral services at the residence of his aunt, Mrs. Josephine Keyser, SUM) Grenet si. Northside.

on Friday evening, at 8 o'clock. Interment private Saturday at 2 p. m. WILDIAMS On Thursday, Aug. 14.

1013 at D-30 a. Virginia Williams, in her'aMh year, at the residence of her sister Mrs. William McDonough, Ovi Clifton park. Northside. Funeral on Saturday.

Aug. 16. at 3 p. Interment at Htghwood cemetery, northside. Friends of the family are respectfully invited.

WHIT KEY On Wednesday, Aug. 13 1913 at 8:50 p. Mary Ruth Whitkey, ag4 lO Mr and Mrs Harry F. Whitkey. Funeral from the home of her rand- narents, Mr.

ana ir. eon. 335 Fourth ave Homestead, on Saturday. Aug. .16.

Hisrn mass at interment in Calvary cemetery 1 IHII a laiui-i WISE On Thursday, Aug. 14, 1913, at Wllkinsburg, at 7:15 p. Roy Wise in his 47th year. Funeral services at his late residence. South on Saturday, Aug.

16, 1913 at 2:30 p. m. Interment private in Woodlawn Cemetery. s-ilene will clean, summer or winter. Plumbs felts, hats, clothing, etc.

A quick easy and simple method. Saves money. All druggists. FEDERAL LEAGUE. THURSDAY'S SCORES Chicago yin.tianaOOllS Ht.

Louis Kansas City 7 Kansas City 2 St. LoMia STAOTmOOF THE CMrpB Chicago GAME TODAY. Indianapolis at Cleveland. AMERICAN ASSOCIATION. YESTERDAY'S RESULTS.

Minneapolis Columbus 1 Louisville St Paul 2 Indianapolis 1 Toledo Kansas City STANDING OF THE CLUBS Pet 1 W.L.Pct. Milwaukee .7149 Paul -M 62 Louisville 32 4 4 Sls TRISTATE LEAGUE. YESTERDAY'S RESULTS. Atlantic citv a Trenton Atlantic City Trenton Yorlc Harrisburg a Wilmington 5 Ailentown 3 Eleven Innings. STANDING OF THE5 CLUBS W.L.Pot.1 W.L.Pct.

Wilmington 84 47 4 York 2 43 41 4U Harrisburg .40 45 .521 lAtlantio Clty.32 o4 .833 Handing It Back. In a Washington club the other night they were speaking of what's politely called repartee, when Senator William Bradley, of Kentucky, gently amiled. The conversation, he fcald, recalled an incident that happened in Louisville. One evening, according to tho senator, a group of traveling men were congregated in the lobby of a hotel when another salesman unexpectedly appeared. Immediately the latest comer joined the jubilee.

"I didn't expect to find one of you fellows here!" he enthusiastically cried, extending the fraternal claw. ara certainly glad to see you!" "Mighty nice," smilingly responded one of the party, "but we are sorry we can't say aa much about you." "Oh. you could all right," was the prompt rejoinder of the lateBt comer, 1f you would only lie with the rae beautiful Indifference that I do." Philadelphia Telegraph. i Her Very Own. A woman wears 9 pounds of hair, one scientist avera; and other scientists declare an ounce of it Is her Kansas City Journal.

DEATH BAHR On Thursday. Aug. 14. 1913, at 2:15 a. William W.

Barr, husband of Mary O'Hara Barr, in his 43rd year. Funeral at the family residence. Oil van near Paulson Has tend, Saturday morning at 8:30 o'clock. Requiem high mass at Corpus Ciniati church at 9 o'clock. Branch 151, Knights of St.

George and flienda of tho family are respectfully invited to attend. BOYLAN On Thursday, Aug. 14, lt)13, at p. John P. Boylan.

beloved husband of Mary E. Collins Bovlan, agel 52 years, at his late residence, 32 Fleventh Southside Funeral on Monday, Aug. 17, at a. m. Solemn high mass of requiem at St.

John', church, Fourteenth Southside a 0 a. m. Friends of the family and members of Lt O. O. No.

4t5, are respectfully invited to attend. IMeadville, Philadelphia and Titus-ville (Pa.) papers please copy. BREHLER On Wednesday, Aug. 13. at 12 o'clock, noon, Mary Brehler (nee" Smith), relict of George Brehler.

Funeral from the family home. 1401 Penn rear, -on Saturday, Aug. 1(5, at a. m. Solemn rquiem mass at St, Phllomena's church, at a.

in. Friends of the family are respectfully Invited to attend. Jewett (O.) and Wheeling (W. papers please copy. CHARLTON On Thursday afternoon, Aug.

14, 1813. at o'clock, Kate Idulla JlosleOse, wife of William C. Charlton. Funeral services at her late residence, 58i'2 Eastend, Sunday -afternoon at 3:30 o'clock. Interment Private.

CRAIG On Wednesday, Aug. 13. 1913. at 4 p. Ruth G.

Craig, daughter of James and Elizabeth Grace Craig (nee Stevens) aged 5 years 7 months and 7 days, at the family home, 7421 Hermitage Eastend. Funeral services Saturday afternoon at 2:80 CUNNINGHAM On Thursday, Aug. 14, 1913, at 12:05 a. Michael husband of the late Margaret A. Cunningham (nee Baxter).

Funeral from his late residence. 125 Pearl city, on Saturday, Aug. 113. at a. m.

Solemn requiem mats at St. Mary's Roman Catholic church. Forty-sixth at 1) a. m. Friends of the family are respectfully invited to attend.

Chicago (111.) papers please copy). DERBYSHIRE At the residence of her niecie, Mrs. George P. Lysinger, 7623 Penn Eastend. on Wednesday evening, Aug.

13. 11)13. at 9:40 o'clock, Agnes Craig, widow of Thomas Derbyshire, and sister-in-law of Robert McAdams, in her With year. Services at the Grace Presbyterian church, Brushton on Saturday af t-1 ernoon at 2:30 o'clock. Interment private, EMANUEL On Thursday, Aug.

14, 1913, at 4:40 p. John Emanuel in his tiOta year. Funeral from his late residence, 11 Jackson Northside, on Sunday, Aug. 17, at 1:30 p. m.

Services at St. Peters church at 2 o'clock. Post 128 G. A. H.

and friends of the family are respectfully Invited to attend. FARMERIE On Thursday, Aug. 14 1913, at 6:30 p. Theodore Anthony, son of Johannette armerie (nee Blank), and the late George A. Farm crie in his 15th year-Funeral from the residence of his mother, 975 East Ohio Etna on Sunday 2:30 p.

111. Blessing services at St. Mary's church, Sharpsburg at 8:50 o'clock. Friends of the family respectfully invited to attend. HOFFMANN On Friday, Aug.

15, 1913, at a- at the family home, 3009 Butler Mary Agnes, daughter of L.orenz and the late Hoffmann (nee Haser). Funeral on Monday, Aug. 18, 1913, at 8:30 a. Solemn requiem high mass at St. Augustine's church, Thirty-seventh at a.

m. Friends of the family are respectfully invited to attend. LOCKE At Atlantic City. N. on Thursdav afternoon, Aug.

14, 1913, at 12:30 o'clock. William Henry Locke. Funeral services at the residence of his mother, Mrs. Charles E. Locke.

216 South St. Clair Eastend, Sunday afternoon at 2 o'clock. Interment private. Remains will arrive in Pitts-bur Saturday morning. M1DDLETON On Thursday, Aug.

14, IBIS, at :30 p. Thomas Middleton. aged 48 years. Funeral services at his late residence, 118 Esplanade Northside, on Saturday, Aug. 16, at 2 p.

m. Friends of the family are respectfully Invited to attend- Interment private. McKALLIP On Thursday afternoon, Aug. 14, 1913. at 3 o'clock, Charie3 Cooper, only son of Charles Cooper and Florence Thome Muzsy MoKallip, in his litd year.

Funeral services at the family home. 18 South Highland Eastend, Saturday afternoon at 3:30 o'clock. Interment private. M'KENNA On Thursday, Aug. 14.

1913, at a a. at the family home, 31S Forty-fifth Catherine McKenna (nee McCaffrey), widow of Patrick McKenna. Funeral on Saturday, Aug. 16, at 9:30 a. m.

Solemn requiem high mass at St. Mary's church. Forty-sixth at 10:20 a- m. Friends of the family are respectfully invited; to attend. ISteubenville (O.) and gharon (Pa.) papers please copy.

O'DONNELL At Mercy hospital on Wednesday. Aug. 13, P.H3, at 11:50 p. Mary O'Donnell (nee Roach) beiovea wife of Maurice O'Donnell. Funeral from her late residence, 5114 Dearborn st-, Eastend, on Saturday morning.

Aug. 16, at o'clock. Solemn requiem mass at St. Lawrence church, Penn and Atlantic at 9 a. m.

Friends of the family and members of branch No. 186, L. C. B. are respectfully invited to attend.

SCHIFFHAUER On Thursday, Aug. 14. 1913, at 12:10 a. Elisabeth Schiff-hauer, (nee Scaler), beloved wife et Alexander gchiffhauer, In hear SSta year. 3 FIREMEN PASSING THROUGH A AFTERNOON.

Wiikinsburg Indeiendents have Saturdays, August li anil open for gramea abroad. Also labor Iav open for two names with a first-class st'mi-professional team having grounds. Write H. H. iiowland, H1U Mill WUkinaburg.

Ingram Juniors would like to arrange a erame far Saturday. Aug. 16, with some fast 1 it-year-old team. Write Thomas A. Miller, C7 leey IngTam.

Fountain A. c. would like to have twilight games or Sunday games at home or abroad frworn any team. Write J. R.

Mrlntyr. K7 Fountain Northside. Oil Well Supply Co. would Hke to arrange Sanies with all Is and 2o-year-old teams having grounds. Would like an out-of-town team for Labor ray.

fall or write J. H. McCor-miek. Oil "Well Supply Order Iiept. BASEBALL NOTES.

Davy Jones, Jay Kirke and Charley Jones, ex-big leaguera. now with Toledo, are one, two. three in the American association batting averages. Manaser John Ganzel believes that his Rochester Hustlers will yet He able to pull down tho leading Newark team in the International leasrue race. Oray of Charleston is the leading batter and Long of Hamilton is leading the pitchers in the Oiio State league.

"Three Weeks" Is the right dope, accurd- i-at-c. Cite rJa vrAra thof length of time the T. C. hoys have climbed I frbm the cellar to neoond position In the Mich- iuan State leaerue war. lr Hell and Snow the Winona team of the Northern league has two great pitchers.

liell won 2o of his lirst 2ti games and Snow copped 14 nut of 2i. Clark Griffith has bought tip so many youngsters from the minor leagues this season that Washington writers do not think lie will do much. any. drafting this fall. It's the wise baseball manager who doesn't have to uepend on the dtaft.

The "Noisy Nine." a famous West Virginia baseball team of 40 years ago. will hold its H'13 reunion at the Panama-i'acifio Exposition in San Franeisco. All the players are living. In connection with the reunion tha nine will challenge any team from anywhere that played 4d vears ago. Umpire Itigler asreees with Connie Mack that St.

Louis will never have a winning ball club because the heat there is too severe to allow the players to do their best. Outfielder Lelivelt of the Cleveland Nai is hitting with the set this season. A New York writer wants to know why the St. Louis Americans are called the Browns, since there is nothing about them now to merit that name. It's as good a name as any aa far as nicknames go, and It's fine for the lieatl-writer.

Let it alone. I ire: her Ty's name wasn't strong enough to keep Paul tVibh up. He drew his release from Lincoln of the Western league last xtsesK. President Ebhets denies the report that he had purchased Outfielder Hinchman and pitcher Cole from the American associailun. The two beat ground covering shortstops in the National league are Fletcher and MarJn-ville.

and Fletcher, considering his vouth aa compared to Wagner's years, is the most valuable shortstop in the league. He Is more val-uatla than Maranville liecause he is a better hitter and base runner. His percentage with tha hickory is Maranville'a ia .2:15. Wagner is liittin? Wagner has stolon 12 according to the latest figures, though ellcwan must be made for the period that he was out of commission. MaranvlUo hss fclolen 1) bases, which is four less than Fletch-ei has stolen.

New York Sun. INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE. RESULTS. Montreal i timor-a 0 lialtimore Montreal 3 Newark 1 Rochester 0 Newark 8 Rochester 2 Toronto 9 Jersey City 4 Toronto 8 Jersey City 8 STANDING OF THE CLUBS. W.L.Pct.) Newark 77 38 3..

62 .461 Rochester .4 52 Providence .53 63 .467 Baltimore Srt Montreal 32 2 Buffalo-. 58 57 Jersey City .43 70.301 Boys! Read the story of how, through the love of the wireless, "AN AMERICAN BOY" aided Greece in her war far freedom. It will be in next SUNDAY'S PRESS. 1 i I I AMATEUR BASEBALL. Universal wants two games away from hame on Labor Pay.

Any first-clas steam wishing games, write, i. C. Straka. Universal J. or call E- l-rt 8 11.

Slicker A. C. of rrlck are without a erarne for next Saturday. They have Aua 23. Labor liay and all Saturdays in September open.

Any 17-year-old uniformed teams wanting- sames write John FeJerlein. tare Donner, Childs Woods, Union liank bids. piar's have August IT and 17 open foT flrsc-class or semi-professional teams havinff grounds. Call Uiaiit between 6:80 and p. m.

I.Seltzhoover club of tha Independent Asso- elation has open dates for semi-pro and in dependent teams wishing a r-Trong attraction. Call M5-W Hill and ask for K. P. Lips. Cycler White Sox would like to arrange a flame away from home fpr Saturday.

Aug. Id aim) have Sunday Aug. '17 open a home or abroad for any fast ltl-17-year-oii teams wish-h'S a good attraction. For all Saturday or Sunday games away from home write Harry H. Blasek, 1222 Spring Gardtn boro.

or call Cedar tetween 7 and p. m. The Reds of the Xorthsiue have reorganized ami ai open fr games for Saturdays and Sundays abroad wlt; first class teams. Would like to hear fr.it Fair Haven, Wooiiville, llow-erton. Ambridge.

Ilridgeville, Verona and all wms in this cla.ss. Write Richard P. Link. ') East North aves. Northside.

orant A. O. would like arrange games w-ith all 15-year-old teams af Ifid. Have Aug. 10 and 17 open and two RaineS for Labor ijay.

Write Stanley Grant. 117 Mulberry ay. citsj The Riley A. have open dates in August and September for good 2o-year-eld uniformed teams. Write H.

C. Mullen, 523 Carson st. Casino Jrs would like to hear from all 18-jear-old teams that desire a good attraction for Saturdays or Sundays In August and September, hilars Labor day open also for such teams as Ueechview Hahn A. Mel-wood Cuts. North A.

C. Verena A. Highland A. A. and all other teams In this class.

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