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F.ED?, PLANTS. SEWING MACHINES SITUATIONS SPECIAL NOTICES 2 STOCKS AND BONDS 14 2 STOVE REPAIRS 2 SUB'N PROPT (For SUJTN PROPT (For Sla 1 1 TALKING MACHINE IB THEATRICAL 7 TRADE SCHOOLS (AgenclM 4 TYPEWRITERS 8 VEHICLES (Horses) 8 WALL PAPER 2 14 5 APARTMENTS 0 ANIMALS 5 ACOMOEILES 6 ATTORNEYS 7 BIBD3'(Seo Poultry) 5 BICYCLES BOATS. LAUNCHES BOARD 7-3 BOOKS. PERIODICALS 5 BCILDING MATERIAL 5 FLATS 9-10 FOR SALE (Miscellaneous). 4 FOUND (See Lost) 2 FOR COLORED 9 GOLD AND SILVER 5 HELP WANTED 3.4 HORSES 6 HOTELS 7 HOUSES FOR 9 HOUSES FOR SALE 2 HOUSEHOLD GOOD3 5 IMPROVf PROPY BTSINE3S CARDS 2 BUSINESS CHANCES Part Four ST.

LOUIS, SUNDAY MORNING, AUGUST 25, 1912. Pages 116B MUSICAL DEATHS. DEATHS MOW (COOL WAS IT Ht rr. LOOT- AT 1.1 Sure We Have a Pathfinders Track It to "It's -i Its Lair in Forest a Bear Park CHURCH NOTICES. CHURCH OF THE ASCENSION Episcopal).

Goodfellow and Cates avenues. 7 a. holy communion; 10 a. morning prayer and sermon. Rev.

George Lloyd officiating; Ray V. Douglas, choirmaster. FIRST CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH, Delmar boulevard near Grand avenue. Sunday Rcnool at 10 a. m.

at 11 a. m. the minister. Horace F. Holton.

will preach. "The Cure for Restlessness." No evening service Ourlng the summer. GRAND AVENUE PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH, Grand and Washington avenues. Sunday services. 11 a.

m. and WQj'ik iOPHE.RJ?. SOUUUS PROOON tOTOf rWSl vr jplv A- xx kt vj'K- LEPUS CUNICULOS RABBITS Tit.ftn r. WOLF C4L Aaraat. 1910.

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FRANK Latter-Dar Sarins'. No trival loss nor trivial sain despise. Mole hills If often heaped ta mountains rise. The email Want Ada. used wall and nothing; waste.

Bring; business, and amount to pounds at last. Phone Your Wants To (ha POST-DISPATCH Main 3150 Central 341S Your Credit Good tf yam rent phono COMING EVENTS NOTICE HI Terld Park and Hall at 4100 S. Broadway la open fnr all data, uok as iweptioiis. parties. weduinKS, tc; opened i'y me oiq proprietor, rt y.

cramer. UKA.N'O opening of Prof. Chu. P. Davis' danclns academies.

Narth St. Louis Turner Hail. 20th and Salisbury Thursday aven-ina. Aug. 2'J; for full information In regard! to halls, classes and terms.

my jdvprtlTnent In today's risnctna; column. EUCHRES URS. HART'S euchre every Thursday, 1441 Abner pi. IJelmsr 3148U. (Wf EirOHRE Friday afternoon, A.u.

80. first Whitecamp. 3:124 N. 9th. CHINA euchre.

Friday. 2:30. U. Thompson, Tally.25C; FORD, china eucnr. vary Monday ana inursuay.

i.sa. ti.oa icaoooaia. eXi'HKU Monday afternoon, 26th. 2412 14th. Mrs.

Fotthoff. HAND-PAINTED china aucbra arary Tuna-day evening at Waffner'a Hall; beautiful prizes. Mrs. Cotner; talllea 25c. UA.t) WIMtU china euchra at Subur ban uaruen.

Friday. Auc. so. at 2:80: tal- lien, 2Se. EL'l'HRE every Wednesday at Weaman Hall.

o'clock abarp: tally 250. Mrs. Fal- EM BROIDERY euchre. Monday. It, MO p.

at Mn. jjiion. lion m. taliiea SOc CHINA euchre and lotto. Wednesday, 2.

SO. Mississippi and Chouteau. Mrs. A. T.

Grinne. Tallies K.U-PAWTEU china euchre 6unSay iTf--ernoon. o'clock; Thursday afternoon an4 evening. 8:30. 2720 N.

Grand n. tcj MRS. UGLIN'S euchre. Monday afternoon. Wacner Hall.

Cherokee and Texas; beau tiful prize: 2.1c. MRS. EHORTER'3 embroidery euchre Wednesday afternoon: lovely prise for attendants; 25c 1315 6. 18th at. id HAND-PAIN I KD china euchra Tuesday aft ernoon at Chippewa Hail, mippewa ana Oreron: tallies.

a.V. MRS. CARSON'S euchre. Thursday. 28th.

p. first prize hand-painted chop plate; all good prizes, 1 r-inoi. DON'T miss tne grand 60c euchre at Wag- nor'a Hell r'hai-okea and Texas. Sept. han-1-pslnteii china, oy Mrs, l.

normsn. M1SH KELLY'S euchre at Suburhan Garden. Friday. Aug. so.

a cioca anarp; oeauuiui prizes. EITHRE Monday and Saturday afternoons; club members wantea. wuo fennayivwia. EHwana-er GRAND ftOc hand-painted china euchre at Wurman 1 Hall. Cottage ana spring.

Mrs. Horman. LLVN'D-PAINTED china and other food -nrlzM Tueadav. Au(. 27.

1.80 B. El Next Door to Bruin Are a Pair of Mountain Lions the Sign Says That, but Really They Are Bob Cats and Not Far Away Are the Monkeys, Which Are Always Monkeys and Therefore Amusing to Look Upon. Card of Thanks. We wish to extend our alncere thanks to all relatives, friends and neighbors for their kind sympathy shown in our late and sad bereavement In the loss of my beloved wife and our dear mother, Maria Susanna Kaiser mee Wagner)-, also thank the Rev. Hy.

Kuper and the Rev. Hy. Geers for their kind and consoling words, the pallbearers, the members of St. Agatha Ladies' Society, the undertaker. William J.

Robert, and also for the many beautiful floral offerings. JACOB KAISER. Husband. AND FAMILY, 3362 South Broadway. (e) Card of Thank.

XX'e desire to express our sincere thanks to Rev. Martin S. Sommer for his services and consoling words "spoken; also pallbearers and the donors or the beautiful floral offerings, and relatives and friends who by their kindness and sympathy aided so much In our sad bereavement in the loss of our dear son and brother. CHARLES KRAEMER AND FAMILY. Card of Thank.

We hereby wish to extend our heartfelt thanks. In the sad bereavement of the loss of our dear mother. Mrs. Mary Coyne. to Rev.

Father Casey, also Rev. Father Dempsey, for the comfort she derived from them and the consoling word spoken; the Altar Society and St. Ann's Sodality at St. James' Church, for the many beautiful floral offerings, and our many sympathizing friends. BEREAVED CHILDREN, (c) Card of Thanks.

We wish to express oar sincere thanks to our relatives and friends, especially the Rev. Fathers Hucken-stein and Dubert. the office and employes of Joseph Peters Furniture Co. and the Furniture Board of Trade for the many beautiful floral offerings in the loss of my beloved husband and our dear father, Joseph A. fieinmeycr.

i ne nereavea lamiiy. ANNA STEINME YER (nee Fulhorst) AND CHILDREN. Card of Tbanka. We wish to extend our sincere thanks to our relatives and friends, pallbearers and Rev. Oberhellmann, Mr.

F. Boettcher and the Frledens Church quartet for their assistance and beautiful floral offerings at the funeral of our son and brother, August Krai. MR. AND MRS. WILLIAM SCHMALE AND FAMILY.

(c) Card of Thanks. We wish to extend our sincere thanks to our relatives and friends for their kindness and sympathy shown in our late bereavement in the loss of our dear wife and mother. Mrs. Sarah H. Davis: also to Rev.

La Tour and choir and also for the beautiful floral offerings. JOHN R. DAVIS AND FAMILY. Card of Thanks. We wish to extend our thanks to our relatives and friends.

to the members of the St. Louis Union Undertakers. Liverymen's Association, to the American Camp No. 217, Woodmen of the World, the Lincoln Lodge No. 1274.

Knights and Ladies of Honor, for the Kind sympathy and assistance during the last illness of my husband and our dear father, Joseph Foerstel; also for the beautiful floral offerings. EMMA FOERSTEL AND FAMILY. (O Card of Thanks. We wish to extend our sincere thanks to our relatives and friends for their kindness and sympathy shown us in our late bereavement In the loss of our dear wife, daughter and sister, Theresa Zerega; also to Rev. Father.

C. Spigardi of St. Charles Borromco's Church, and for the beautiful floral offerings. HUSBAND. FATHER, MOTHER AND BROTHERS.

Card of Thanks. XX'e wlEh to extend our sincere thanks to our relatives and friends. also Rev- sympathy sh Oberhellmann, for their own us in the loss of our dear son and brother, Edward Buese: also for the beautiful floral offerings. MRS. BUESE AND CHILDREN.

In Mrmorlam. In loving; memory of my dear husband and father, Mike Edmond, who departed this life one year ago today, Aug. 25, 191L For there are griefs that cannot find comfort. And wounds that cannot be healed. And sorrow so deep In the human heart That cannot be half revealed.

Sadly missed by your wife and baby. MILDRED AND MAY EDMOND. In Memorlam. Ln loving memory of my dear son and brother, James P. Cradlck.

who departed this life two years ago, Aug. il, 131U. Two years have passed, our hearts still sore. As time goes on we miss him more; His loving smile, his welcome face. None can fill Lis vacant place.

Sadly missed hv MOTHER, SISTERS AND BROTHERS. In Meraortain. In memory of our dear mother, Maria Nebel. who died one year ago. Aut- 22.

1911. You are gono, but not forgotten, shall y-mr memory fade: "earis -mu oiien linger Aroun.l the grave whjere you ara 'd-, Sadly missed by your CHILDREN, (c) la Memortani, In memory of iur dear, darllntr daughters with love. Both left ua alor.e lu this world, and we can see whv God hi.s taken you both from nhort tlmfc. and we 0l -vou wUh Mahe tis 5-oth happy. Hut sine.

sure we only could ppy. But since both you have leparted from this world It li a lon.ly ana sorrowful one tor t-ot'i. 'Ut tied and Ood only knows inr darling daughters Mildred ptid Llizfcbeth Hautliek. born Nov. 4 79:0, Into rest Aug.

22. 1911. p.xcu irontft and 20 days: our dar Hpk daughter Florence Louise Hau- rhi k. horn on Juiv 10. en tered ir.io reri 'ia.

1911. atred years 1 month and 15 days. Thsnklna- rela- i.vts ana trienaa vry much for their kindness In our trouble and sorrow MOTHER A NO FATHER OF THE ULAU AI ttf.I. 0RDELT1IDE LEEK ITN'DERT AKIXO lis-1 l-aravenc at. rei PEETZ New Funeral Parlors.

Lafayette Orand 11 H. Victor 4 Bast el Monument Works Bier dtrp'nv msrMe. granite monuments and iriTf man eisemnere. uo- vm ir rTiirsnr rriar ana Paul Cnie rer 'rvm Many large enterprises had their ba rinnlnT whan a rood man was found through a Poat-Dlapateh wsrd-Part- HYI.AXD Suddenly, Thursdar. Aug.

22, at 10:40 p. Minnie Hubert-H5'land 'nee Beckmann), beloved wife of Thomas M. Hyland. sister of Mrs Augusta Heynen and the late Mrs. Jacob Kunkel.

Funeral services at home of her niece, Mrs. Oswald Schraubstadter. 3134 Longfellow boulevard, on Sunday. Aug. 25.

at 2:30 p. thence to St. Margaret's Church. c7) KRANKEL On Fridav, Aug. 23.

1812. John Krankel. beloved son of Jacob and Lucy Krankel. and dear brother of Jacob Walter. Mary and Henrietta Krankel and Mrs.

Paul wsiKer. sn His twenty-fourtn year. unerai aionaav. Am. 26.

at 2 n. from residence. 1340 Tamm ave nue, to New Picker Cemetery. tc) Entered into rest on rlday. Aug.

23. 1912. at 3 D. August Krumbach, dearlv beloved husband of Mattie Krumbach. and our dear father.

grandfather and tatner-in-law, at the age of 71 years 7 months and 0 days. funeral will take place Monday, 26. at frnm Waishevet undertaking parlors. Fourteenth street and Sullivan avenue. St.

Paul (Minn.) and Peoria (111.) papers please copy. (c) LEAHY On Saturday. Aug. 24, 1912. ai 4 p.

Catherine Leahy. Funeral will be from Culllnane funeral parlors, 1710 North Grand avenue. Due notice of time later, (c) NORRIS Entered into rest on Sat urday. Auir. 24.

1912. at 3 a. William E. Norris. formerly of 1919 Angelrodt street, beloved husband of Martha Norris (nee Oiler), after a brief illness, at the age of 63 years.

unerai Monday, Aug. Zb, ai 2 p. from residence, 4207 North Broadway. (c) PBELA On Saturday. Aug.

24. 1912. at 5:30 a. m. Thomas Phelan.

husband of the late Elizaoeth Phelan (nee Sullivan), beloved father of Mrs. B. La Barge. Mrs. G.

E. Good- sell and Mrs. Michael Haley. Funeral will take place from Ar thur J. Donnelly's funeral parlors.

Twenty-first and Wash streets, on Monday, Aug. 26, at 8 a. to St. Teresa's Church, thence to Calvary Cemetery. Friends are Invited to at tend.

Pl'RDl'M Entered Into rest on Friday, Aug. 23, 1912, at 8:15 a. Martha Purdum. beloved daughter of Francis and Margaret Purdum (nee Dean), beloved sister of Frank D. an4 Claire, R'tn, Marion and Mrs.

Ldw. M. Walsh. Funeral will take place from family residence, 1414 South Ewing avenue, on Monday. Aug.

Z6. at 8:30 a. to cal vary Cemetery. Friends are invited. u7) RALPH On Saturday, Aug.

24. 1912, at 6 a. Eliza Ralph (nee Johnson), beloved wife of Hy. Ralph, dear mother of Lillie Sebastian. Joseph, Mamie, Clara, Lulu and John Ralph, sister of Joseph Johnson and Mamie Sehnert, mother-in-law or Fred Sebastian, grandmother of Albert Sebastian.

Funeral Tuesday, Aug. 27, at 2 p. from Wacker-Helderle's chapel, 2331 South Broadway. Rock Island (111.) papers please copy. (lc) REIDEL On Friday, Aug.

23, 1912, at 8:30 p. Fredericka Aana Rei-del. dearly beloved daughter of Julius and Fredericka Reidel (ne Linn), and dear sister of Charles, Julius Fred, Erwin, Sophia Bie-ger (nee Reidel) and Katherine Reidel, and our dear sister-in-law and aunt, at the age of 16 years. Funeral cn Monday, Aug. 2G.

at 2 p. from family residence, 4259 Schiller place, thence to New St. Marcus' Cemetery. (c7) HEITZ Entered Into rest on Friday, Aug. 23, 1912.

at 5 p. Frederick T. Reitz beloved son of Amelia Reitz (nee Seele) and the late Frederick Reitz, brother of Herman and George Reitz, Mrs. J. Buckof, Mrs.

K. li. Whitney. Mrs. H.

C. Kaufmann, Mrs. O- A. Armstrong and Mrs. L.

Schaefer, aged 35 years. Funeral will take place from the rAIH(nrF rtf his sister Mr VT CV Kaufmann, 3843 Labadie avenue, on Monday, Aug. 26. at 2:30 p. to Bethany cemetery.

Friends are respectfully invited. (c7) RITCHEY Entered into rest on Saturday. Aug. 24. 1912.

Andrew J. Ritchey, beloved husband of May Ritchey (nee Chancy), aged 49 years. Funeral Tuesday, Aug. 27, at 2 p. from residence, 3719 Cambridge avenue, Maplewood, to Oak Hill Cemetery, (c) SCHREJBER Elizabeth Marguerite Schrelber, beloved wife of William F.

Schrelber and mother of Arnold. Bernice E. and Irene A. Schrei- ber, after a short Illness, Saturday, Aug. 24.

Funeral from family residence, 2G50 California avenue, Monday, Aug. L'6, at 8 o'clock a. tn. Services at-St. Agnes' Church.

Burial at Old St. Marcus Cemetery. Friends invited to attend. Entered into rest on Friday. Aug.

23. at 2:35 p. Harry Clinton Seldler, beloved husband of Mamie Seidler (nee Doyle), and dear father of Edna Seldler. and son of Barney and Josephine Seldler. brother of Ruby and Bertha Seldler md our dear brother-in-law.

Funeral from family residence. 2S2S Hi-It avenue, on Sunday. Aug. 25, at n. to Valhalla Cemetery.

Deceased was a member of Painters' Local No. 46. (c ST1KHI. Entered into rest on Friday. Aue.

23. 1912. at I t. after a short illness. Bertna AI.

stlelil. rlearlv beloved daughter of August nd Fmma M. Stiehl (nee Cremer). my dear sister, grand laughter and at ih hk-b of 12 years months' and 23 days. .1 Funeral Monday.

Auir. 26. at p. from family residence. 386SA Flad avenue.

Funeral private. 7) VIEX Entered Into rest uav. Auai. 24. 1912.

at on Satnr 11 nf of 75 tears: hi f- Josenh VIen. beloved rile Howard (nee Vic Edward Vien. at the Funeral from residence hi Mrs. Jennie Howar.i place, on Monday. Aur.

2S, at 7:33 a. to -St. O'-ilia's Chnrrh, th nee to Mount Ollvo Cemetery. P.e'-atives ami friends Invited to attend (c) WRnnn rn Saturday. It.

at 11:65 a. after a llr.gcrlnjc ill- i'e3. Annnr r.iuici tron of Lizzie Weber (r.ce Xamp). and dear brother of Mrs. Fred Scheuer mann.

William, Ldwar-i. uuian ana Rivera Weber, ased 12.. years 10 months and 4 days. Funeral will take place from family residence. 3203A Harper street, Monday afternoon, Auer.

2, at 1:30 p. to New Picker Cemetery. Rela-tlves and friends invited. (e) Card of TfcaalLs. We wish to extend our sincere thanks to our relatives and friends for the expressions of sympathy In tho sad bereavement in the loas of our beloved father.

James McGlenn; especially to the Rev. Father Kan-dall and Rev. Father Murray, artl Mr. O. Cramer, for his klndnesa In the sad hour; also to the employes of the Cramers Dry Flate Co.

for the beautiful floral offerina-s; also to Kmerald Council No. 10. Knlarhta of Father Mat hew. Finan 4 undertakers, and to tha pallbearers. -McaJ-ENX-AMIXViy T.

i i 1 1 p. m. in the absence of the pastor, )r. J. F.

Cannon, Rev. A. A. Wallace of Mexico, will preach both morning and evening. Rev.

Rockwell S. Brank is expected the following Sunday. Bible class at 10 o'clock in the auditorium. Everybody welcome. SECOND BAPTIST CHURCH.

Klmc'e highway. Washington and McPherson avenues, w. C. Bitting, minister: A. R.

Stark, summer nastor. 11 a. "The Expectation of Good." THIRD BAPTIST CHURCH. Grand and Washington avenues. Rev.

Wil liam J. Williamson, D. pastor. Rev. .1.

A. Tavlor will nreach both morning an.d evening. Sunday school. v.av a. Y.

P. p. m. Public Invited to alt the services of the church. UNION METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH, Lucas and Garrison avenues.

Grant A. Robbins. pastor. In the absence of the pastor. Dr.

Clair K. Ames will preach at 11 a. Ep-worth League and evangelistic services at 7:30 p. m. CHRISTIAN SCIENCE.

Subject of lesson sermon at each church, "Mind." Golden text. Proverbs, 2, 6. First Church, church edifice. King's highway and Westminster place. Services at 10:45 a.

m. and 8 p. m. Second Church, church edifice. 4234 Washington boulevard, at 10:45 a.

m. Third Church, church edifice. 3524 Russell avenue, at 10:45 a. m. Fourth Church, church edn'i 569 Page boulevard.

Services at 11 a. m. Wednesday evening testimony meetings at each church at 8 o'clock. Christian Science Reading Room, suite 408 Equitable Building; open 9 m. to 6 p.

m. daily, except Sunday and legal holidays. All are welcome. (c7 SPIRITUALISM. SPIRITUALISM Developing trumpet circle Wednesday evening, 8 o'clock.

3101 Olive street. SPIRITUALISM. Message service every Sunday and Thursday, at 8 p. tn, 2224A Carr. THIRD SPIRITUALIST CHURCH, 3907 West Belle.

Lecture, Mrs. French, 8 p. messages given. SPIRITUALISM. Meeting every Tuesday at 2, Thursday 8 p.

readings daily. 3717V4 Garfield. Mrs. Johnson. SPIRITUALISM.

Regular evening meeting, Broadway and Geyer: messages. Rev. Mary Hunter. All cordially welcome. ST.

ANDREW'S SPIRITUAL SO CIETY meets every Sunday evening at clocK, lctoria Hail, tastoii at.il Harrison avenues. Lectures and spirit manifestations. NEW THOUGHT SPIRITUALIST SOCIETY meets 8 p. 3431 Frank lin. Address and messages; Mrs, Ashman medium.

Public circle Tues-1ay. 2:30 p. and Thursday evening. SPIRITUALISM Service every Sun- day, Tuesday and Friday afternoon. 44ol North MariteLs-ittertha bipmann, medium.

Spiritual advice given by ap pointment. Delmar 2747J, DEATHS. Death nottren. llne or les. $1.

each extra HOVAUDI Fred Bonardi. by drown ing, son of Giaconda Bertola, stepson of Frank Bertola, brother of Mrs, Louis Borella and Mrs. Philip Pe-trri Up- Funeral from residence. 1815 Franklin avenue, Monday. Aug.

26 at 2 p. m. Bit OWN Entered into rest on Satur-rtnv. Ahe- 24. 1912.

at 3:55 a. Walter J. Brown, beloved son of A. and Jessie Brown (nee Stackhouse). beloved brother of James.

Arthur, William H. and Mrs. i Johnson fnee Brown). Funeral from family residence, 3137 Sheridan avenue. Monday, Aug.

26, at 2:30 p. thence to Valhalla Cem etery. Friends invicea. HISSE In the faith of his Savior, Jesus, on Friday, Aug. 23.

at 5 p. Henry Busse dearly beloved husband of Mary Busse (nee Rohlfing). and dear father of Christine Erueggeman (nee Busse), Fred and Henry Busse and our dear father-in-law. Funeral Monday, Aug. 26, at 1:30 from residence.

2460 De Kalb street, to Trinity Church, Eighth street and Lafayette avenue, thence to Concordia Cemetery. DOXXE1.LV Entered into rest Friday, Aug. 23, 1912. at 11:20 a. Sadie C.

Donnelly, beloved sister of Arthur B. Donnelly. will take place from the residence of her brother. 331 North- Newstead avenue, on Munuay, auij. 26 at 8:30 a.

to New Cathedral Chapel, thence to Calvary Cemetery. Fl OEKrillXtiKIl Entered into rest on Thursday. Oct. 22, IS12. at 10:45 Gustave beloved son of Barbara Floerchinger (nee Wolfer) and dear brother of Catherine Wagstaff, Elizabeth Piper.

Josephine Meyer, Frank and Joseph Floerchinger, and our dear brother-in-law. at the age of 44 years. Funeral from resldrr.ee of his brother, Joseph Floerchinger. 2326 Hickory street, on Monday. Aug.

26, at 7 30 a. to the Church of Our Lady of Sorrows, thence to SS. Peter and Paul's Cemetery. Relatives and friends invited to attend. (c) UU 411 AM On Friday.

Aug. 23. 1912. at 11:20 p. Gcorae beloved father of George nd Thoman Graham.

Mary Ellis (nee Graham). nnie Devereux mer Graham), and cur dear erandfather. age .1.81 Funeral from family residence. 5341 Theodosia avenue. Monday.

Aug. 26. at 9 a. m. Funeral private.

KFRX4X At Chicago. I1L, on Saturday. Aug. 24. 1912.

at 12 Rev. Luke Kernan, pastor or Old Mines Church. Washington County, Missouri. Office and solemn high mass of requiem at St. Patricka Church.

St. Louie, on Tuesday. Aug. at 9 a. m.

interment in Priests lot Ca vary Cemetery. The clergy and friends are invited to attend. Remains will lie in state from 8 p. m. Sunday until time of funeral.

Tuesday morn- (cl) Ing. KIF.P On Friday. Aug. 23. 1912.

at 7-30 a. Mary tt.iep tn jan-sen). dearly beloved daughter of Margareth Jansen (nee Kessen). dear sister of Christ Jansen and Katherine Lohe (nee Jansen). after a lingering illness, at the age of 33 years.

The funeral will take place on Monday. Aujr 26. at 8:30 from residence. 8426 Kiein street, to Holy Trinity Church, thenca to Calvary Cemetery. Balativaa and friends In- Arlington.

Oklahoma at Wagner's' -thletlo HAND-PAINTED euch den. Cherokee and Texas. Wednesday noon: tea set: Wednesday evening, oerr" i.i -s mih l. pon SPECIAL NOTICE Euchre riven at wmu'i nail. ntlon for gei- un- and Cottage.

Tuesday. Aug. 27. 23o; PfcpilcatWn liotn, we; nanosome punco powi. ij.

EUCI1RE this afternoon; punch bowl atand first; chop dteh. tea set atteadance rise; 25c; Wagner's Hall. Cberoaee ana Mrs. unamoun. lit ttw JD GRAND euchre given by Mound CSly Grove.

wot W. C. Thurartay. Am first jo4 fi' tady prisewi -UaourC Gill's Hall. gold stickpin.

bloodcurdling sound arose. The pell-cans were being fed. A man with a basket of fishes was hurling one eight-inch specimen' after another Into the pouches of the birds as they bore down on him. They were catching and hiding the fish as rapidly as a campaign manager In the good old days could receive "currency" from corporations. And to carry the resemblance farther, they were loudly demanding more.

This was exciting, but a real sporting event would have occurred if two peacocks, one outside the cage and one Inside, had been permitted to get at each other. Fine feathers would have flown, but for the intervening fence. The peacock outside the cage makes no attempt to run away he Is too anxious to get at his enemy. Some day the one outside will get In or the one Inside will get out, and the gaily plumed dandies wiil show whether vanity has spoiled their fighting qualities. After the peacocks and the golden pheasants and the swans, the eagles off In one corner look dull In their sober gray, and hardly more Inspiring than the owls which blink on the bough beside them.

In such surroundings their high-flying talent does not appear to advantage, and the bird of freedom sinks. in appearance, to the level of any other winged garbage reducer. WELL, ANYWAY. THERE ARE PLENTY OF CUTE DEARS. ALT, mc until hvp LXi monkeys are alike at least they get big enough to have some more distinctive name than monkey.

The monkeys In the St. Louis Zoo are just monkeys, and the children were paying more attention to four little black bears, which occupy an lnclosuro eight feet square and six or seven feet high. The Expedition halted near the cub-cage for several minutes and In that time no approaching: mother failed to say to her child: "Oh, see the cute little teddy bears." A dash for life across the oiled speedway and the Expedition found Itself In front of the grated Malson de Bruin, where reside bears as big as those that are sometimes hunted, with many attendant thrills. In the pages of monthly maKazInes. They were giving a correct impersonation of that standard household work of art, "Diana at the Bath." Next door to the cleanly bears were a pair which a sign named as mountain lions, but which some veterans of the chase might, term bob-cats, "ilia Expedition decided that it would inspect them at least enough.

In case if an unexpected meeting, to call them Robert-cats. "Is this all the Zoo?" we asked of the man who was handling a hose and helping the bathing bears. We didn't understand hit spoken reply, but hl flnrer. stretched eastward, meant "Over the hills and far away." So wc went to the pavilion on the nearest pinnacle, which Is all that the Cottage used to be In the befors the World's Fair, except in a few details, such as food and drink. Anyway, they sell Ice cream cones In the pavilion, and while we w-re chewing the papery shells, we asked the young woman behind the counter whether the park bus ever ran to the other part of the Zoo.

What park said th aur of oooUay cornucopia. i'rom the glue factory and the packing houses." P.elieved. we saddo-wn. and anon refreshed ourselves with the clovery park breeze and stenciled scenery on a summer garden fence. "When the boy and his aunt got off we followed, and striking' ahead of them, observed the spoor.

In the shape of a butcher's wagon, which was carrying: a load of damaged meat Into Forest Park. As a south breeze was blowing, we kept close to the northbound wagon. the i.epi cuMmrs a RARE BIT OF ANIMAL LIFE. SIC.XS along the way said something about picnic grounds. But there was not so much as the wreck of a lemon pie or an old paper r.r.pltin to Indicate that anyone 1 ail 1 -en there to eat pickles and battle with ants.

On ahead, where a couple of autos were standing and a dozen children were walking about, was a house of wire screening. The dear old World's Fair bird caore was just west of it. The Expedition made for the screened im-losure. There, crouched on the ground, were nearly a dozen moFt ferocious specimens of the lepus euniculurt Anyone who doubts the savageness of those animals should consult some farmer of his acquaintance, and learn his opinion of the work of the "pesky rabbits" In his truck garden. Some of the bunnies looked almost rorelsn enough to be dignified with the name of Belgian hares, and in a small cage within the rabbit hutch were some prairie dogs that must have come all the way from Western Kansas.

A raccoon or two and some wolves, such as Ozark farmer toys sometimes Ker, helped to give an and wlldness air of to the act-lie. When we could no longer bear to 0aze into, the glaring eyes of the rabbits, we walked through the central aisle of the bird caare the Exposition bird cage, a copy of which stands in the Bronx Park and Is pointed out to complacent New Yorkers as the only one of its kind in the United States. SAY! YOU Ol'OHT TO HEAR THE PELICANS FED! HE first look into the Dig wire house showed US somei.mis mai the North American which QiVfftfnM "The one that runs to the Art'Mu seum." "There was a bus line Just one day." she said sadly, "and -the next day, when I went to take It, the bus didn't come, and It never came any more." BREWERY SALESMEN JEER AT CAMEL NOW WHY took another horn of frcrzen vanilla and renewed our pilgrimage. When we got there and a level map doesn't begin to show the distance the deer in the big Inclosure were standing as quiet as if a time photograph of them was being taken. The bull moose most recent arrival In the pen, had lately thrown his horns in the ring, and looked scrawnlly unimpressive.

The zebus were Just ordinary farm cattle with curvature of the spine, the buffaloes needed to be chemically dry-cleaned, the llama looked as su perfluous as the extra "1" In his name, and the kangaroo was too list less to serve as a sparring partner for the most forlorn of "white hopes." Only the camel was in g-ood humor. He wobbled his humps about as gaily as If the rlpes of the Pike were blowing, and when a passing automo bile party of brewery salesmen shook their fists at him, hs gave one of his dryest winks. By the time the north end of the deer pen was reached, one way to a car line was about as long as another, and any way was enough to recall the requirements for a Marathon race "Run as far as you can, then run 10 miles more." Artist Martin says this story should tell about the equipment needed for visiting the Zoo. The Expedition did not have any equipment to speak of, but If It were going It woull take a pocketful of cervelatwurst and crackers, a camp stool and a good book to read. BIG CROPS GIVE FARMERS VACATION Kansans Go.

to California to Surplus Profits of Wheat Yield. WICHITA, Kan Aug. Kansas wheat crop was good this year, so Eood that 25 Sedgwick County farmers have departed with their families to Jpend the remainder of the summer California, resting from their work and enjoying a part of the profit of their crops. The party of farmers departed from lchlta and filled two Pullmans At Schulte. they will be joined by several farmera and their families from that district.

IS A MOTHER AT ELEVEN Eight-Pound Baby Born to Young Girl in Iowa. IOWA CITY, Aug. 24.The youn, est mother recorded in Iowa medical history i. an 1-year-old girl from Daven. port, who (.

birth to a heatlhy S-pound ehild autha Hoapitai Vf Ti an r.Fioo. ill te DOl'RLE euchra by Married Ladles Soda.l,,,, of Holy Ghtt Parish. In baeement ha Za ri.rA.M Thuradav. AUK. 2.

18 tmdance prlxe. gold ple3e; valual tori- aiab a-tB line. and peanut eta. fifi HAND euchre Harmony Grove. No.

208, w. at Harmony Grove. By CAELOS F. HTJUD. A ZOO for St.

Lewis? Why, we have a already. It's a bar. And the bear comes pretty near being the Zoo, for tliat matte. A lot of history being made this jrear, and some of it Is history. The elephant is said ta p2.ckir.gr his trnk, the donkey has started the Course like a thcro'Jgbfcred, the bull moose Is pawing the earth anI ftij his hon3 at the ot oil.

tve CRmel Is humping himself, and the Socialists, the only party lacking soal emblem, aro striviiig to get Plutocracy's goat. So If you go arourtd downtown, asking where the animals are, you are likely to be steered to pome party headquarters, and sou will be lucky to get away without making a contribution to some campaign fund. Some of our best citizens are saying ft. Louis ourrht to have a Zoological Girden not Just a Zoo and some other dtlzens, als of the best, are requesting that the said garden be not near enough to their homes to be preceptib'e to the the senses of sight, hearing or smell. Remarks which were let fall by some of the remonstrating citizens started, the report that there was a Zoo in St.

Loais, not complete enough perchance to be called by the longer name. CTBS AND TIGERS WILD 05LY WHEN THEY LOSE. Post-Dispatch Pathfinding Expe- Idition, which pathfound the Free Bridge a week before, was detailed to track the animals. 1f any, to their itunts, and to Inform readers how to there, how to retire, what to eay on Hewing the different exhibits, and what not to feed to them. A conductor on the Natural Eridge Eae -was the first man consulted.

He id people had been riding on his car to see the Cubs and the Tigers earlier la the season, but that he hadn't heard My mention of them lately, and didn't believe they were here any more. He Crested lhat Inquiry be made from conductors of some of the lines running Into the woods. A Maryland car conductor said some oclal Hons rode on his car occasionally, btn their chauffers were so careless as run out of gasoline. A Delmar fare-toHector said King's highway was a Pt place for chickens, of an evening. hen reminded that chickens were "lid animals, that the scenes 7 created on owl cars were sometimes THE BCETVT OMT WAS FROM GLIE FACTOR Y.

CT the clew came from a 5-year- old boy who was standing by a drusr store window and Msiperlng for a rubber ball, or a tick of candy, or something else the contained. "Come along this minute." said the s.n who was holding his hand, tuntie'U take you back, home and BaTl not see the animals." 's threat took effect and the trudsed along, with the Expedi-Bor tn his wake. Aunt and Phtw boarded a Market car. and 4 the Expedition. Out past Union and the r.raml aveniiB hri.la ran.

and then -dodged down 4 jr" valley. A smell arose, and so Expedition. Surely such an eouhj be nothing less than a "Valley Parkr'w xclatmed. We Hnt "Eurekar but Valley Park Is fxt station to Eureka, and tn we got tho two con- men way to the entrance? i4 the conductor. we 'iM entranc" he demanded, told him we sought th wild an4 that our noii Indicated I not far away.

Iown- he said as rave the Wrmj, twa bellB "That araaU Hall 8. Hroadway. TBursoay eveni ioi Tickets. 26c: bandsw! gVd m'ilg and danctnf. jti i iiuv euv.

1. 1 HE Monday afternoon. Maoolso-. Mucus: taakara. lar!" m.m eburben ihll-ji pr res: 4-banded.

for points: every lady wfci4i attends four of these euebrea wUl receive as oiatrr 12 sharp. Mrs. Chamblln: (e GRAND euchre -will 'JfA1 A 2:30 ln Tegrple Ore. e. e.

coi nT ivinR teeMtfnl pnres Mi.H 81 iihKKM AN" euchre this evening at Warner's Hall. Ckerokea and Texas; large tanknrd first prise; tal lea, 25e. rocker whl home. 8)1A Cherokee. Wednee- dnr itwwB.

the form rl i. GRAND 50c ehre by Mrs. Rotjawaiser at her mother's. Mrs. Ellwanger.

VA Pennsvlvanla, Sunday afternooB. Aug. 2u. S-30 sharp: 7-ptce Ice cream seat. extra large dinner plates ana otj many beautiful prlsoa: everv rflcwin.

ElVHRU And peenut-atltklna contest under auat4ces of ft. Vincent de Paul fo- dety of ft Cecelia parish lo Bt. Ceee 1 hsll. Elcneioerger ana imniu w7- foniatne car to i blocks west, Sunday a fternn-wi and even. Ing St S.

Aug 2ft. Tickets S5r-. Dsnrtrg aft-r 10 m. Peee rt iLosl and FoiancV Polid agate. eUne'v THAT LOST ARTICLE MAY NOT BE FOUND TODAY or tomorrow er Beat week.

In fart, a month or more may elapee before It turns mi. A Itttle tursistenry may be necessary. Often the article remains unfouad; often fear of proeecutlon hope of a more eatlafaetory revara may delay the reatoratloa, Tbeo, tne belated awakening of the Bndefa en-ectenca expialna many de'aya But and Poet-Dlspetcn waata ami uausl! recover a loet article eel person finds It. Tha eery lee of te Loet and round "fre" ta In behalf of eavertlaera. LOST BILL BOOK Loet.

et Detmae M. and San. ker bill boo, containing? tKrmlt. water llceflaa K'lura U. Phrrim er phone 'baav r-a-ar, ioX-Lost.

cwHalninaTdreaa ou Manchester, r. de Biablr. Walter ay. Mijaood. BRACELET Loet at nchtr time.

Tept. Suwe. in toilet room: lascrtpUea 'Trent I Fift to at ana. nno. audaey I Sj-JJ5n Pai mar CalJi'-'aa doesn't thlnlt St.

Louis is grov. ng si enough, ought to consider. The stork s-ood disconsolately on on ies. gazing at the stout metal mesh which kept him from getting out among the homes of the people. So far as the Expedition could learn, he Is kept a prisoner day and night.

This would seem to be a matt.r for th Million Club to look Injroia tfc norti US th cf a aSLlSf At. Ba. 4 nfr ''-af in.