St. Louis Post-Dispatch from St. Louis, Missouri • Page 23

yr FRIDAT. JUXE S. 193. The City Circulation of the Dally POST-DISPATCH alone Exceeds that of the Dally Star and the limes Combined by Approximately 40.000. 23 ST.

LOUS POST-DISPATCH W. S. Ford. Judge J. Huo Grimm UNION CAVALRY CAPTAIN DIESl MRS.

JULIA SEMPLE SCOTT, CLUB WOMAN, DIES AT 74 George H. Hall W. T. Rarena It Seems croft, Mrs. Eugene Senseny, the Rev Social News Walfare League Directors Elected.

The following board of directors was elected last night by the Welfare League of St. Louis: Miss Mary Alexander, Mrs. Charles Ammerman, John J. Burns, Dr. Jerome E.

Cook, Springfield (Mo.) Man Led Eighth Ivan Holt. Dr. F. O. Harford The Conning 7 ower MlsKuri Unit In Battles.

Miss Laura Kinkead and the Rev By tha Assoc lot el Press. io Me Rufus D. R. Putney. 1 TO BE PARTY GUEST Heart Attack Fallowing Grip Fatal to Daughter of Former IT.

S. Senator. Mrs. Julia Semple Scott, well-known club Woman and church worker, died at her home at 6054 Pershing avenue, at 3 p. m.

yesterday from heart trouble Krowine out ssfiUXGFIELD, June S. Capt. William H. Kershner. 88 years old, commander of Federal troops in the battles of Wilson Creek.

Prairie Grove, Chalk Grove and other engagements, died here yesterday after a lingering Illness. Capt. Kerfhner was a pioneer in 1 II 4 If LETTERS have been received by Mr. and Mrs. Quido Pantaleoni of 8 Lenox place containing plans for the wedding of Miss Lucy Hewitt, daughter of Mr.

and Mrs. Edward Ringwood Hewitt of Gram-ercy Park, N. and.Guido Pantaleoni to take place at 3 o'clock Sunday afternoon, June' 17. The ceremony will be performed by the NEW YORK. To Mimi.

(Who renounced Beauty because her lover liked them clever.) You who scorn Beauty, since your lover Demands a clever maid today, Hold him until some vapid beauty Vamps him away. of a recent attack of the grip. She ijiad been ill for more than a month, but prior to that time, although 74 years old. had been unusually active in society and club circles. Mrs.

Scott was born in Central- (DncsairdlS-Eelllleir Seventh and Olive Streets Our Pastries and Candies One of the reasons which have been urged for book censorship is that modern novels are filled wttn sex. They ought to be, but as a matter of fact they arn't. Mr. Sumner and Justice Ford to the contrary, is woefully neglected in fiction, and modern fiction is not an exception. To be sure, we have in many of t.ie writers of our day a tendency to discuss states of mind as affected by sex, but the frankly physical aspects of life get into novels and short stories to a slight extent.

We think, for instance, of no livfng writ town. 111. She was a dauehter of the Ozark region and was one of he wealthiest land owners im the district. In April. 1856.

he drove a team of oxen across the plains and mountains to California where he was successful in the gold fields. He returned to Springfield in 1861 and joined the Eighth Missouri Cavalry, which he later commanded. Are a Standardized Quality mi "Always Good' Judge James Semple, at one time a I United States Senator from Illinois. and a General in the Mexican War. removed to St.

Louis when still a young girl and, while living with an aunt her debut, after her graduation from Visitation Acad- emy. I who have neither, should you tell me To choose between them was my duty, I'd murmur, "Keep the brains, old beano; I'll take tha beauty." For when it comes to suitors' favors. The two have very different rate's. The clever ones get talk, but Beauty The heavy dates. MYRRIL.

GADSKTS DAUGHTER TO WED Rev. Ir. Reiland of St. George's Church of New York, in the private chapel of Mrs. William Pierson Hamilton at Tuxedo, N.

and will be followed by a reception at 3:30 o'clock at-Wewappo Farm, the adjoining estate Mr. and Mrs. IZzw-itt' in Midvale, N. J. Miss Hewitt will be attended by her sister, Miss Cadance Hewitt, as maid' of honor, and- Misses Eleanor Ashley, Louise Vanderbilt Schieffelin, fiancee of the bribe's brother, Abram Hewitt, and Mary Schuyler Schieffelin, all of New Yrk.

Raoul Pantaleoni will be his brother's best man, and the ushers will be Ashley Cooperiewitt, brother of the bride; Leeds Whcler, i i Among the organizations in which I Mrs. Scott was a charter member la Our Specials for Saturday BAKERY CANDY Delicious Chocolate Fudge Pecan Ball. Ass't how-La yer Cake latcs and Hon Dona 40 ets. 50c Lb. er with anything like Fielding's gusto for the body.

The modern author might tell us what Tom Jonoa dreamed and the significance of the 1 4 the St. Louis Women's Club. She I also was a charter member in the (Wednesday Club, and was an offl-I cer in the Catholic Women's T-oacma dreaming, but he would almost sure 1 ly leave out most of the adventures in which that older and somewh.it By "the Associated Press. BE RUN, June 8. Cupid haa interfered with the plans of Mme.

Gadski's daughter. Miss Charlotte Tauscher, to berome an American citizen. She took out her first papera in the United States, but will be prevented from completing her naturalization by her marriage on June 12 to Ernest Busch. The- prospective bridegroom, a German, is a great-nephew of the late Adolphus Busch, of St. Louis.

Many Americans are coming from Paris and-other parts of Europe, to attend the wedding. Tea Room is the coolest in the city and our service is prompt and generous. more liberal Justice delighted. Every now and then we moot James Gore King and Wendell Davis, She organized the alumnae of Visitation Academy, and was interested in Catholic and other charities. A son, Semple S.

Scott, of Newark, N. two daughters, Mary Semple, well-known in women's club work also, and in the organization of Democratic women, and Isabel, a "If there ever comes a time," said Col. Bill Hayward last week at Albany, "when there must be as there is not now a discord between Tiia Star-Spangled Banner' and 'The Sidewalks of New there must be no doubt about which tune the Chief Kxecutive of this State will sing." Well, he might have sung, "Wait for the "Wagon." Or "You'll Never Miss the Liquor Till the State Goes Dry." somebody who assails present modes) all of New York Dana von Schrader of St. Louis; Russell Chapin of in fiction and says, "The trouble witi these young authors is that they Springfield, Higginson Man seem to think sex is everything -1 .1 ning and Gifford Alley of Boston and Haven Parker of New Haven, Conn. PHOTOPLAY THEATERS PHOTOPLAY THEATEBS sister, Mrs.

Edgar Ames, 3824 Lin- Mr. Pantaleoni and his bride will life. They don't seem to realize that the chief concern of most of us is to keep a roof over our heads and jjit enough to eat and pay the income tax." Some of which is true enoug.i. spend their honeymoon In France, where they will study at the Uni versity of Grenoble for three dell boulevard, and a grandson survive. Mrs.

Scott was the widow of Ashley D. Scott, who died in, 1893. Funeral services will be held at 10 a. m. tomorrow from St.

Roch's Catholic Church, to Bellefontaine Cemetery. But -the advocates of censorship a'e WHERE HOT. TIRED ST.LOUlSANS FIND DELIGHTFUL months, and after Nov. 1 will be at home in their apartment in New York. mistaken in their facts.

Justice Fori himself found only a few passages Daughter of Dr. Hartley Weds. NEW HAVEN. June 8. The marriage of Miss Laura Beaumont Hadley, daughter of Dr.

Arthur T. Hadley, president emeritus of Yale University, to Nicholas Mosely, an instructor in classics at Yale, took place yesterday at the ftEFftESHh UNCESmniKWBEmS0f TntrrreCOCllTK. APPARATUS; If the cardiascope, or whatever the Instrument to make heart beats visible will be called, becomes common It may transpire that the Heart Bowed Down by Weight of Woe isn't bowed down at all; and that seeing 'a rainbow in. the sky actually is a depressant. Mr.

Panteleoni Sr. left St. Louis to s-igle out in D. H. Lawrence's huge novel "Women in Love." The fact of the matter Is that even the yesterday for Cambridge, where he Murillo Photograph.

miss jane Mcelroy. NOTABLE among the parties of the late spring will be the garden party-dinner dance to be given tonight by Mr. and Mrs. Neill A. McMillan, in the roof garden of Hotel Chase In honor of Miss Jane McElroy, daughter of Mr.

and Mrs. will meet his son, who is a graduate this year of Harvard Law School. Hadley home on Wilney avenue. The Steamship Movements. ARRIVED: Plymouth, June 7, Lapland, New York, for Antwerp.

most confidently sophisticated know precious little about sex. In the curriculum of life it is a neglected They will take a short motor trip "In our revived passion for antiquity," "said Lord Cu'rzon, commenting on the Pocahontas exhuma ON THE SCREEN it ii together for a few days before the wedding and will meet Mrs. Pantaleoni in New York, Special trains W. F. McElroy.

who will be formal- tion, "let us spare the dead." Espe a r. I ceremony was performed by the Rt. Rev. John J. Nilana.

Bishop of the Catholic Diocese of HartforeV Miss Hadley graduated from Vassar in 1920, and has been connected with the Yale University press. Mosely was graduated from Yale in 1919. He is a son of Mrs. James A. Mosely of Asheville.

N. C. will transport the to Midvale ly presented to society next year. 1ECIDI.07 Bremen, June 3, Hansa, New-York. SAILED.

New York, June 7, Mount Clay, Hamburg; Mongolia, Hamburg; Pa-tria, Marseilles. Rotterdam, June Volendam, cially, as his, Lordship possibly im plied, as there are so many living a-n tiqulties. Sunday afternoon. Mrs. Pantaleoni left St.

Louis today. lEGOLDZflWEST -UXth VIRGINIA JOHNSON WAKEN OTKIGAN Another menace, some traffic experts say, is the taxi-driver. Effort M7WV lOOt at some verses on this theme last form the ceremony at 8 o'clock in the Ogle'home, and a reception will follow. Mrs. Karl Hodge will play the wedding music.

Prewedding parties for Miss Ogle include a tea and a shower br Mrs. Cleveland and a bridge party by Miss Cleveland, both given recently; a bridge party to be given today by Misses Bernice Whether from timidity, indifference, ignorance or what, Anglo-Sax on authors have contributed an amazingly small amount of shrewi theorizing to the subject of sex. Suppose we grant that it is not the sole concern of men and women, it 2t remains a highly important factor in the life of us all. And under the customs of our community, education in regard to this highly Important factor is left almost wholly to chance. A sensible.

well-informed book on-the theme could not be published and circulated, because of ex Mrs. Oscar H. Yieths of 6432 Cecil avenue has gone East to visit her son. Way man McCreery Vieths, who is at school In Connecticut, and later will' visit in Hyannisport, and New York. She will remain away about a month.

New York (and -sailed from Southampton June 7). 1 Bremen, June 6, George Washington, New York (and sailed from Southampton June 7). night could get no further than Cabman, spare that street! Thy hack shall harm it not. No. Sir: Is it uncharitable to note that SIXTH ff CHESTNUT THE HOME of JACK FROST Om th Most CjtciMta SmcA on tkm North JTmy Shmrm Opens June 1 8th A Saparior Family Hotel With Evry Mmimwn Cannimc rorafabad Cottaaa with Hotel Swvfe HAROLD W.

SKXTON. Mgr. K.T. (MBm: Wtfth Sc.TaL Laagam tJH and Helen Todd of 421 Melville avenue. University City.

Mrs. Merritt Hitton Marshall Jr. will have five tables of bridge Monday evening for when escalator No. 2 gets in opera THE GAROCJ1 SPOT 0 ST. LOUIS Antwerp, June 6, Zeeland, New York (and sailed from Southampton' June 7).

Hongkong June 6, President Cleveland. San Francisco. Shanghai. June 6, President Mc-Kinley, Tacoma. Miss Alice Wiedmer, daughter of Mr.

and Mrs. John Wiedmer of 3538 Halliday avenue, whose wedding to Harry Wuertenbaecher will tion at Park Place within a few days. isting laws. The average man or rT i woman knows five times as much JOHN BOWERS iv ii it will mean that opportunity will be doubled for golf players to race take, place June 14, will entertain her close friends at a trousseau tea this MADGE BELLAMY about 10 or 20 different subjects as TOMODROIV THE BOOK RJEAO B' MILLIONS PRODUCED the bridal party and Wednesday night Mrs. Henry Glldehaus will entertain 18 guests at dinner at Sunset Hill Country Club for them.

madly to be on first, then to stand FRANKKEENAN he knows about sex. More than that iaftei-noon. Yesterday afternoon gibraltarishly blocking a hundred 2 INTO A GLORIOUS Miss Alice Hager and her aunt. Miss Sophie Hager, gave a bridge likely young tennis players who would climb, as well as ride, to the MOVIE fT 11 11 A nine-tenths of the things concerning sex which he thinks he knows uie not true. Our motto is, therefore, more and better sex books.

luncheon for the bride-elect at the Missouri Athletic Association. Frank Mrs. William M. Craven of 4622 Westminster place and her daughter-in-law, Mrs. John Thomas Craven, were hostesses at a tea yesterday afternoon complimenting: Miss Mau- top? B.

Offered by W. T. B. of Hartford Is Cautious' Catherine of the A. Hager, who is to be best man, will be host at a dinner Saturday eve One just complaint does exist ning ror tne mriaai party at sunset rine Cottrell.

who makes here home TWeT against very many books which are classed as pornographic. Whether Celebrating Our 74th Anniversary Just One More Day! wno says the Sheriff's posse is "beating the dense forests in the vicinity which are SAID to extend the New York State line." or not they are shocking is a question of taste, but there can be no question that most of them offend still more grievioubly in being flagrantly false. The Combustion, at Least, Was with her sister, Mrs. Carl ox oi Webster Groves. The receiving rooms were decorated with pink roses and baby's breath, and the tea table was presided over by Mrs.

Arthur A. Bonsack and Mrs. Albert Happel. The wedding of Miss Cottrell and Dr. Toxey Daniel Haas of Mobile, will take place at 7:30 o'clock tomorrow evening in the Congregational Church of Webster Groves, the Rev.

Dwight J. Bradley officiat Spontaneous. Sir: What do you mean by my contribution (s) LEONARD MEYRSON. HAVE you seen our pretty Comforts made of blocks -A I Tl Hill Country Club, preceded by an afternoon party given by Misses Mary Lee Faris and Alice Hager, bridesmaids. The following afternoon Mr.

and Mrs. Oliver M. Chapman, brother-in-law and sister of the bride, will give a tea for her at their home. Nelson and Ralph Thomas and Lynn Gamble, groomsmen, will give a theater party Monday night at the Municipal Opera, followed Tuesday afternoon by a bridge party which Mrs. Walter Wiedmer, matron of honor, will give at Sunset.

Miss Wiedmer will give a bridal dinner at her home Wednesday 74C 'each Comfort, per Set "Whatever in the world is a tether, anyway?" writes Eugene Rezske. "Ever come to the end of it, whatever it may be?" I come out of the "He wields." says the Sun of Max West as confident and as penniless as any benefactor of humanity (see Many More Items All Priced at 74c, 2 for 74c, 3 for 74c and $1.74 Established 1849 74th Anniversary Established 1849 Beerbohm, "in both essay and car- toon, a kindly, good-humored pen." This Is the kind of comment that curdles the honey on our pen to acetic acid. If there are two things the American Magazine) in the days A MOUSE WITH WALLS -WHERE NATURE BREEZES BLOW" of his youth. Out of the West, mind you, no less than Winnipeg, Mani ing. An Informal reception will follow at the Fox home.

Mrs. John Thomas Craven will entertain the bridal party at dinner tonight in her apartment in the Plaza Court. toba. In the early twenties (I'm that Max's pen ain't and there are about fifty they are kindly and good-humored. Three short, kindly and good-humored cheers for Max! almost tempted to say of neat ap posfttsmrcH behehttoe ice fob mts niixjmp pearance.

good education, salary no 819 Locust St. East of Ninth object) and I think to myself Why Mrs. David O. Ives of 5739 Cates avenue will leave St. Louis with her small daughter June 20 to spend the No, Belinda, they will not give souvenirs away at "Rain" on St.

Swithin's day. not York And so New York it was. "Then run into this thing, this monster, this thing they call TMC Mrs. Charles Cumminga Collins of 20 Lenox place and her daughters. Misses Mary Virginia and Elizabeth Collins will leave St.

Louis in July to take possession of their cottage in for the summer. Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Jefferson Moss, who recently purchased the Collins home will take posses-alon in the fall. summer at Greenwich, Conn.

4 experience. Wanted counterman. THAVEL AND RESORTS. 1 I CZjm, vNy MISS I. R.

KRXST. AnxlMant Kunerln- lent of Instruction ft. Lou in Public Schools, eay volume of printed text could not make know inook' and his kindly people so intimately and ani're. ly as does tnts vivia picture or tneir aany me. TWO PERFORMANCES TONIGHT.

7 AND 9. Admission tO cents. Children 25 cents must be exp. 'Porter some exp. 'Young man in advertising exp.

'Newspaper has opening for thoroughly experienced, "I ask you. Mr. Broun, yes. even out of the bitterness that enfolds me, dark as night from Pole to Pole and threatens an easily conquerable soul I ask you as a gentleman of three meals a day I you out of my neat appearance, good education and empty pocket9 what is one to do without friends or city references? I repeat, what? "Oh, the wrong of it: To think young men have done, young rr.en. raw.

crude, stumbling, inex A Thunder and Blood Tale. Armed with arrow and bow, accoutred with spurs and boots, they faced the foe. prepared to fight nail and tooth, with main and might. It was gaining dogs and cats, drenching the weary veterans who shivered in their tatters and rags. But they were hearty and hale despite the stress and storm.

Undeterred by fury and sound, they were determined soul and heart to carry their leader's arms of coat to victory. "Captive of my spear and sword." the leader shouted as crew and captain, on knees and hands, scaled the walls. The dreamer awoke to his uninteresting and dull bonds and stocks. DICK. CHARLIE AND SAM.

THEOHIV REALOPEH AIR. THEATRE IN ST.IOUIS Mrs. J. T. Truitt of 5211 Raymond avenue announced the engagement of her daughter.

Miss Myrtle Truitt, and Harry J. Meury at a bridge luncheon given yesterday by the prospective bride in honor of Miss Juanita Schopp. whose engagement to William Meletio has been announced. The wedding will take place in the fall. Pink and white peonies decorated the luncheon table, at which were seated the following guests: Miss Gertrude Truitt, sister of the hostess; Misses Marie Walsh, Mary and Barbara Wendler, Mary Sieling, Mildred Kendall.

Genevieve Mclntyre, Marie Betts. Norman and Leonore Rosenthal. Bess Essen, and Mmes. C. L.

Wolff. Carl Lothman. William Caulfield T. H. Lydon.

R. D. Davidson, William Autenrieth. L. E.

Miss. Margaret Ogle, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Uussell H. Ogle of 7050 Washington boulevard.

who will be married June 16 to Thomas A. Cleveland, has chosen as her bridesmaids her sisters. Misses Mildred and Marion Ogle; Miss Alice Virginia Bennett of Oklahoma City and Miss Leonelle Cleveland, sister of the bridegroom. Another sister, Mary Klla Cleveland, and Betty Diable, will be flower girls. Martin Ralph Walsh is to attend Mr.

Cleve KJT-- Jit Art YTlsZT; I II' lw I T1 A.1TI IITSIU. JVMil Tt'DAT OXLT THE "EXCITEKS" land as best man. Dr. John L. Roe-mer of Lindenwood CoHfge will per- ThriHe-.

With perienced young men, have done In a world made by the young for the old! And then to have some doddering fool of an official turn you MKT.S Tn MORh education and salary no ob- ood jeer." i Newell, H. T. Joyce, J. T. Clancy.

There is, it seems, too much circumstance and pomp about Topsy. Thus. Dr. Johnson, in "They laughed at order and law." ry oldman'i L. R.

Sharp, J. M. Walton, J. V. Colwell, L.

Wittig. A. J. Walsh, L. D.

Scanlon. Adolph Boettler. Edward Schopp and J. T. Truitt.

away, not because of the lacK or a brain, an intellect, a willingness (I almost said an agony of willingness) to stay and learn at a living wage but solely because of inexperience! Wh has experience ever climbed to the It may be that we have overplayed our hand in claiming freedom from InhibiHons. At any rate, in a letter concerning "The God of Vengeaneey Around the WorW Crutee 1 TT Municipal Opera ff Avl 1, VW l.nf. 1924 Fr KIMS no from at.rtin Bolnt. 1 I Ml- if i Show Rain or Khlna at 7 CCJock we find: "And if you. a sophisticat- Mrs.

Ira Bretzfelder of 4738 Wett ty I JiS- Limit 500 guests. Enjoy a lifetime's travel In four months. I Jjl ed reviewer and ardent patron of I minster place and her two children Th Km-, FimmiiliUff Monlclpal Thatr Foreat Par Nightly at 8:15 WOOISON MORSE'S FAMOUS Vii.iou.sness" Our reader has will Imvp st Tni June 20 to onen m- m-J I For fun Information pply to I I II I hkL- ru. II E. SHEEHAX.

Gen. A-nt, Canadian 1 vl L'On mKIti An a iVi i otro rr An 1- Vt 300 Cot.1. Adml.ainn aH.fa1 PARKIXfl AT THE Kl.vaS COMEDY OPERETTA The name will be so modified as to better suit an evening paper. Mr. Frank A.

Munsey in Friday morning's Herald. The name will be so modified as to better suit an evening newspaper. Mr. Frank A. Munsey in Friday evening's Sun.

Evidently the English was so modified as better to suit an evening newspaper. HEYWOOD BROUN. the-Sea. N. J.

heights to wliich Inexperience nas dared to climb! Of what use was the veteran experience of all the Medes and Persians when a rambunctious young Alexander landed and laid them out like a row of ninepins? Keats 'half chewed in the, jaws of 'London and spit dying onto The World War of young men staged by placid launches. William Jennings Bryan. 2SC nKLMOXTC DUnuf A Clara MATS. DAILT Portable Phonographs Those who are cynical regarding ilTOIIIO MOREIQ CGLLEEH MOOftE "Uok Tew Inl" Vacation ihe Harold Llo.Td In a Cemady Rarlval an4 Jr.ing Eatna H. Loale Olrt Dancar and Viotmin lover of BEST LIGHT OPERA COM PANT EVER ASSKMBLED IN AMERICA CHORUS OF 85 ORCHESTRA OF SO.

Tlclcata: 2io 50c tl X50: Bo OPERA ARCADE BUILDING TICKET 8th and Olive OFFICE Phon, Main 40PO MUNICIPAL THEATER BOX OFFICSS OPEN 7 P. at- enthusiast ana human progress should get some en- the young couragement from the utterance of i humanity, developing experi "V-'i. Rockies this Year Bnjn sttm ber tart tbU staBtBtr. Troutdal ottm mitraula tmntrt. wr One hour' motor rtd from Dsr.

T.SO0 frt abora ara M. clean, la-I iwr'-lnt air (fiS awe ihtiii mprlurl. A bpauuTui nrm 10a- room famous for tt atrrtea and ence ana age into a. crank and busybody. Martin Tabert whlfped to dath in a swamp.

"But I'm getting incoherent. I do rot desire mv feelings to develop ii.to a tirade. Stfll. it rankles, but $5 Cash S1.25 Weekly RIV0LI5 TIM 8 UNTEI AMERICAN LINES Joint Srric writ A HAMBURG AMERICAN LINE euRQPe ENGLAND FRANCE CCLMANT To. IvTHoof A.

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Hlkia. Craaaat. Maraack Metarlat. Oaaciof. Billlaraa.

hnvubla rataa. American plan (5 par aar and up includlnt J. H. Puelicher. president of the American Bankers' Association, at a recent convention of Virginia bankers.

Indicating that business is moving toward democracy's demand that it become moral and human. President Puelicher "Only that business will endure which renders a real public service and ministers to real human needs, comfort and progress." Dr. Charles Fleischer in the American. Well. Doctor, people are funny that way.

We have It straight from one who is cynical regarding human progress that utterances like Prexy Puelicher's make him even more cynical. nardshawish twinkle with which you iv nnt udoti a futile but delicious OEPHBUfi JUIflOR VAUDEVILLE AT THE GRAND 6TH AND MARKET NINE BIG ACTS nvrala. Ovaa una laf. kui Mr. Broun, ajid 1 andj wrlta for ueaiab Victrola $50 Brunswick $45 Harmograph $35 AMUCEiTElTr TKe Troutdale Your Choice of ia.

Cata. aaaaaa. Mar. Kay M. IS and SSe Flos Tax Ul I VI of course, Shaw! "After editing the Grafton.

N. News and Times with brilliancy (brilliancv Is riant) on applying for job on the DulutK Herald I was ttld. "Yes. we need a desk man. Gotta have city daily experience, though.

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