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DEMOCRAT AND CHRONICLE. ROCHESTER N.Y.. WEDNE6DAY. SEPTEMBER 21. 1983 3C In this case, the computer-entry password is 'revenge' Dye, William (Jimmy) William Jimmy Dye entered into rest September 18.

1983 Survived by wife. Mrs. FicMia Ore, mother Mrs Lydia Rhyan, daughter-in-law Mrs Gail Dash. grandchildren. Tyrone and Tureana Dash.

5 God-children: 4 sisters-m-ia 2 brothers-in-law a host of other relatives and friends Friends may call at the Daniel Jacque Funeral Home. 54 Clifton St Wednesday and Thursday 2-4 7-9 A funeral service will be held Friday 1 m. from the Mt 2 ion Progressive Baptist Church. 131 Bronson Ave Rev Samuel McCree officiating Burial in Riverside Cemetery Buchiere, Jon Philip Of Hilton. NY suddenly on September 19.

1983 Infant son of Philip and Kathleen Buchiere 3 brothers. Brian Damiel. Barry Owayne. Joseph Patrick: his paternal grandparents. Philip and Ftosina Buchiere his maternal grandparents.

Alfred and Betty Jensen: several aunts, uncles and cousins Friends may call at Amdt Funeral Home 1 1 18 Long Pond Rd Calling hours Wednesday 2-4, 7-9pm. Funeral service Thursday 12 30pm at the funeral home Interment. Garland Cemetery. Those wishing may make contributions to SID Founda-tion in his memory Deaths (Monro County) indicates the first appearance of a notice in this newspaper. Aniolek, Beth Lyn Age 3', died suddenly.

Sept. 19. 1983. She will be missed by her mother JiU Elizabeth; her grandparents. Edward and Nancy Amotek ot CT; her great grandparents.

Mrs. Agnes Hastings of MD and Julia and Paul Decowski of Schenectady, her aunt, Jane Amotek of CT: her uncles. Jeff and Gregg Amotek of CT and she leaves many other friends and relatives. Friday at 10 am a service will be held at Miller Funeral Homes 1625 Mt. Hope Ave.

Interment, Riverside Cemetery. Those who wish may contribute to the Strong Children's Fund. Strong Memorial Hospital. My Aunt Pauline knows I own a personal computer. So she came over to the house the other night and said, "I understand with those machines you can break into other computers and tell them to do things." "It's not that easy.

Aunt Pauline," I said. "I know there are a lot of stories in the newspapers that kids have been doing it, and you probably saw WarGames. But you have to be awfully lucky with the code word before the other computer will talk to yours. Why do you bring up the subject?" "I want you to get into the Sears Roebuck computer and tell it I already paid for the slip-covers they keep billing me for every month." "That's a tall order," I said. "And while you're at it, give me a $50 credit for all the anguish and agony I've suffered trying to straighten it out" "I'll try," I said.

I turned on my machine and dialed into the system. Then I asked her, "What code word do you think they would use for people who don't pay their bills?" "Try DEADBEAT," she suggested. I typed in DEADBEAT. "Any luck?" she asked. "No, but I think I broke into the computer at the International Monetary Fund I better try another code name." "Wait! As long as you're in the International Monetary Fund why don't you cancel Mexico's foreign debt? I'm going there this winter and it would be nice if they weren't so worried about take $350,000 off Dan's salary and give it to Diane." "Dan will go up the wall when he gets his next paycheck." "Tough," she said.

"Someone has to strike a blow for equal pay between the sexes on television." "I've done it But we still haven't solved your Sears Roebuck problem." "Try the password SLIPCOVERS just for a long shot" I did and found myself talking to the U.S. Navy's master computer in the Mediterranean. When I told Aunt Pauline where we were she became very excited. "Let's give Colonel Kaddafi a bloody nose." "Now look," I said. "Giving Diane Sawyer a raise is one thing.

But I'm not about to start a war for the hell of it" "Your cousin Milton always said your Apple was all talk." "Look, I don't think we're going to break into the Sears Roebuck computer tonight and I could get in trouble for this." "Do me one more favor before you turn off your system. Get into the Social Security computer." "What for?" "I want to tell the girls at my bridge game how old Raquel Welch really is." Art Buchwatd's column appears Mondays, ART BUCHWALD money." "I can't just cancel Mexico's debt or the IMF books won't balance. I have to give it to another country." "So give it to Marcos. He deserves it for what he did to the opposition in Manila." "Okay. I just put Mexico's debt in the Philippine account.

Now Marcos owes the IMF $120 bilhon. Let's get back to Sears Roebuck. You have any other code words their charge people might ase?" "Try BLOOD," she suggested. "That doesn't seem to be it I just hooked into the Internal Revenue Service." "Good. Tell it to give John McEnroe a personal audit Maybe that will teach him to behave better on the tennis court." "Anything you say, Aunt Pauline.

Now let's feed in the password MONEY. Oh boy, now I've done it I just broke into the CBS payroll computer." "No kidding," Aunt Pauline said. "How much does Dan Rather make?" I typed the question. "It says $1,200,000 a year." She whistled. "Just for reading the news? How much does Diane Sawyer get?" "The computer has her down for $500,000." Aunt Pauline was furious.

"She's getting less i Becker, Lisa Carolyn BLOOMFIELD William Enters. Sept 19, 1983. of E. Bloomtieid. He is survived by his wile.

Mary Jane Enters; 2 daughters. Beverly Ehters of Phoenix. AZ. Mrs. Ronald (Bonnie) Paradies of Saratoga, CA; his father.

Milton Ehters, his brother. Leonard Ehters Mr. Ehlers WA2JMH was a member ol several local Amateur Radio Clubs and past chief ot Sea Breeze Volunteer Fire Dept No prior calling Friends are invited to attend a memorial service Thursday 7 p.m. in Third Presbyterian Church, East Ave. and Meigs St.

Friends wishing may make contributions to E. Bloomtield-Holcomb Volunteer Ambulance Fund. Hoi-comb. NV. Arrangements by Hedges Memorial Chapel, Inc TURN TO PAGE 4C Burns, William Sr.

Sept. 19, 1983. Survived by his wife, Anita Duffy Burns; his daughters. Martha Jane Snyder. Anne Shoniker, Sheila Moore.

Margaret Burns, Sister Kathleen Burns, S.S.J and Mary Theresa Lottus; his sons, William J. and Walter D. Burns; 19 grandchildren; 15 great-grandchildren. Friends may call Wednesday, 2-4 and 7-9 p.m. at Farrell Brothers Funeral Home.

51 West Ridge Rd. Mass of Christian Burial 11 a Thursday at Sacred Heart Cathedral. In lieu of flowers, friends may contribute to St. Joseph's Villa in his memory. Lisa Carolyn Becker, September 19, 1983.

She is survived by her parents, Lawrence and Linda Becker; 2 sisters. Christine and Amy; 3 brothers. Lawrence Luke and Michael; maternal grandfather. Raymond Shepard; paternal grandparents, John and Lorraine Becker; maternal great-grandparents, Ruth and Hay Shepard; special friend, Lisa Rowland. Friends may call Wednesday 7-9pm only at Hedges Memorial Chapel 770 E.

Main St. at Alexander. Mass of the Angels Thursday 10am at St. Mark's Church, 54 Kuhn Rd. Interment, White Haven Memorial Pk because she a woman.

Tell the computer to Wednesdays and Fridays in the People section. Keep guests from seeing how you really live When I entertain. I do it with all the age and a hot mitt tucked in the belt I know a lot of women who are as insecure as I am about entertaining. We're the women who put off having a few friends in until we get the sofa covered, the kids are married, the kitchen has new wallpaper, the toilet stops running, the big tree in the front yard blooms, oysters are in season, the an Democrat and Chronicle For convenient home-delivery call 232-5550 nual reports are out at the office, we get charm of a charging rhino. I do not have time for superfluous conversation like "hello" and "goodbye." The only time I mingle with my guests is when one wanders into the kitchen looking for the bathroom.

And my dinner partner remembers me as a blur. I honestly don't know how other women do it I do everything they do. Set the table the day before. Chop all morning. Have the dessert in the freezer.

The coffee pot ready to plug in. The main casserole draped in foil The moment the doorbell rings announcing the arrival of the first couple, I panic. A friend once told me the first recollection she had of meeting me was when she and her husband were invited to our house for dinner. The door swung open and as she extended her hand to me, I turned to my husband and said, "Check the hall bath. Make sure the boys flushed!" The problem is I am reluctant to let EREIA BOMBECK people see how we really live.

It's not easy being a phony. I want them to think that we always have fresh flowers from the florist on the dining room table. One afternoon, I picked a bouquet from the yard that made a breathtaking centerpiece. By the time the guests sat down to dinner the blossoms had tightened up into little knobs that looked like bait. "What kind of flowers are they?" asked one of the guests.

"They're African daisies," I said. "However, in Africa, they eat before the sun goes down." I want them to think we always serve soup from a tureen even though the price tag glows like it had a light over it I want them to think I always cook in something long and flowing even if it has a tomato seed lodged in the cleav CtlfllSTPM our tax refund, we ve seen the last of the roaches, or we get 12 iced tea glasses that match. My husband said the other day, "When are we going t' have some people in for dinner?" "I'm working on a big party with a theme and the timing has to be right" I said. "What's the occasion?" he asked. "Halley's Comet in May 1986." Erma Bombeck's column appears Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays in the People section.

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