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ROCHESTER DEMOCRAT AND CHRONICLE 7 Wwir.osdcry, Kover.her 3, 1975 The Columnists THE GREATEST AFRICAN ADVENTURE EVER FILMED. DIIHIER SPECIALS SERVED 5 PM to 9 PM Some ABC affiliates ban film featuring prison guard I inn Aiifca ne a moan a iiiwuii Tin xvi Wednesday RATSKEPiREHTGFF M35 4 Pork tnd Beef modiltlon. Calves liver, Bacon on iron naive Potatoes Thursday ROAST BRISKET OF BEEF With Potato Pancake Friday Noon Only SEA FOOD BUFFET and Salad Bar $o25 BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND The Incomparable MARGUERITE at the piano nitely Americana Inn Towne House 1325 MT. HOPE AVE. at ELMW00D ii iu vs HOLLYWOOD Actress Tina Louise is thrilled to be involved with "Nightmare in Badham County," the ABC Friday night movie set in a Southern women's prison which stations in Albany, N.Y., Orlando, and Ashville and High Point, N.C., have decided is too hot to handle.

And affiliate stations in Boston and Springfield, are also considering banning. Tina describes her "Badham" part as being "a mean and rotten prison guard, who hasn't got one redeeming quality." She figures the role is about as far as she can get from "Gilligan's Island" and nothing would please her more. It's been 10 years since that sitcom stopped production, and the 42-year-old beauty says she's still trying to live down the "campy, sexy role. "I never dreamed that just three seasons on a show would result in such a tremendous identification with a part. Believe me, I'd never take a part like that again." What she wants to-generate nowadays is less sex and more of the appeal of an actress who can handle any role from wife to friend to "mean and rotten prison guard." She recently turned down the chance to star in a series pilot about a reporter who tu.w.iij.trTr'i'.a, jr.i'i'uxjrx'aiv "One of the Year's Best" Judith Crist SATURDAY REVIEW I "Exciting "Brilliant" IttSml CBSMIHONCTWORK OOSHOeOLIUH Small businesses should pay heed to customs that lose customers LEE MARVIN ROGER MOORE SHOUT ATTHE DEVIL An AMlRlTAN WURNAlONAl Picture PG BARBARA PARKINS IAN HOLM RENE KOLLDEHOFF GENEPAL CIMPMA LmL-MIItfAD sUrring JENNIFER WELLESco-ttirring HUSUEH eonr girl, LINDA WONG 0111 calendar ir1, SERENA mtr.d.cin,iofWTic.LTwm swim BROOKE TAYLOR YOUNG A fuinrni m) Miir lilin un ml it kmitiii I PLUS: "FEMME De SADE" M-i-b AND 8:40 niNnrofFVEiyvniiiNO HO ONE UNDCfl 21 APf-UTTED Real old-fashioned rra WITH BDCOU PHMKMING 1 fomm STARTING INCESTUOUS i fJ Tim.

Al rites ts just MJjF-. m.m about IK VP 10:30 AM hotot 1:30 MR SHOT IN nrSTl cakes is jv jr TL RNU iNCKMitr 1 rf A JL 10:05 2 WOODY ALLEN AS "THE FRONT" America's Most Unlikely Hero WOODY ALLEN "THE FRONT" with ZERO M0STEL HERSCHEL BERNARDI NOW SHOWING AT BOTH THEATRES! TONIGHT AT 7:50 AND 9:50 DEAR ANN LANDERS: May I join those who get the anger out of their systems by unloading their per peeves on you? Mine is the "Drop Dead" attitude of many small business people toward their customers and clients. Within the past week I have experienced the following: My hairdresser booked me for 9:00 a.m. I was on time. She arrived ten minutes late, put on the coffee pot, proceeded to wipe the chairs and shampoo bowls, then made a couple of personal phone calls, oblivious to the fact that I was fuming.

A shop across the street from my office advertised a big sale. I used my coffee break to run over to pick up some bargains. There was only one clerk in the place to handle the customers. The phone was ringing off the wall. While I was tapping my foot impatiently, two customers came in and walked out.

So did I. The salesperson was too busy answering phone calls to wait on me. A pretty little gift shop opened near my home. I dropped in yesterday. The young owners had brought their, collie dog and angora cat to work.

to leave them alone all I have a serious allergy to all kinds of animal fibers and had to leave immediately lest the presence of those two hairy creatures bring on an attack. AM I pichy-picky? What do you think? JUDGE ME 0 stuffing starts with a Charlotte Rampling and Bruce Dern to costar in his "The Yellow Jersey" story about bicycle racing. And already has been assured that his father will lend his support to the cast and to the financing. The movie will be made for Kirk's production company Director Boris Sagal has finally gotter the cameras rolling on "Angela" in Mon treat, and has quite an incentive to finish that Sophia Loren film by the end of the year. If he doesn't he'll miss his wedding to Marge Champion, scheduled for New Year's Eve in Los Angeles What would good old proletarin Woody think of all this folkhero fuss? "He'd love it," says his widow Mar-jorie Guthrie.

"He knew he was special. And he always told me, 'I wrote my songs to be sung, and I wrote my words to be He'd be very pleased. But this has been going on for 20 years, you know this beautiful group of young people who have kept Woody alive. Phil Ochs and Bob Dylan came to meet him before he died. He was very pleased." Woody died of Huntington's disease a hereditary nerve disorder that was little understood when he began showing its symptoms in the early 1950s.

DEAR ANN LANDERS: I am 31 years old and have been dating the same man for Ave years. His parents would like us to get married. MY parents would like us to get married. want to get married. Our friends think we make a wonderful couple.

The only person who isn't in favor of the idea is HIM. I've talked to the guy several times about setting a date. All he does is shrug his shoulders and say, "I'm not ready yet." He doesn't want to break up, either. I've suggested it. I could use some advice, Ann.

NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER DEAR NOT GETTING: Are you willig to go with the guy for the rest of your life? If you are he'll let you do it. If it's marriage you want, make a clean break and tell Speedy Gonzales not to call you unless he is ready to set the date. In the meantime, go out with others and let the chips fall where they may. (P.S. I'm betting Speedy comes through.) Are your parents too strict? Hard to reach? Ann Landers's booklet, "Bugged By Parents? How to Get More Freedom," could help you bridge the generation gap.

Send 50 cents in coin with your request and a long, stamped, self-addressed envelope to Ann Landers, P.O. Box 1400, Elgin, 111. 60120. going into the city. Across from me is a good-looking stranger.

We are both reading the same book, 'Don't Let the Warranty Run Out on Your Sex Finally, our eyes meet. He puts down his book, leans over and whispers, 'Do you understand a word of the and I reply cooly, 'But of "Good night." Doing School of Medicine and Dentistry, Hubbell Auditorium, Hutchinson Hall, University of Rochester River Campus, 8 p.m. Forum on Justice Lecture Series, "The Role of the Ombudsman," Criminal Justice Center, 101 S. Plymouth 12:15 to 1:15 p.m. Anslem Hollo, gives reading of his poetry and translation of European poets, Naples Mill School of Arts and Crafts, 33 Academy Naples, 7:30 to 9:30 p.m.

"The Cathedral Monastary," Memorial Art Gallery, 490 University 10:30 a.m. Planetarium Strasenburgh Planetarium (of the Rochester Museum and Science Center), "Skyfire," explores celestial light displays visible to the unaided eye, Star Theater, 663 East 8 p.m.! "Laserium," cosmic laser concert, Star Theater, 663 East 9 p.m. Night Life Smothers Brothers, Town and Country Dinner Theater, 445 W. Commercial East Rochester. Other Christ Church Antiques Show and Sale, 26 dealers from various eastern states, Christ Church, South Main at locust Street, Pittsford, 11 a.m.

to 10 p.m. City Elementary School Open Houses, include School No. 20, 54 Oakman 5 p.m.; primary grades at School No. 14, 200 University 7 p.m.; School No. 44, 820 Chili 7 p.m.; School No.

34, 530 Lexington 7:30 p.m. Art and Craft Show and Sale, at Longridge Mall, during shopping hours. Marilyn Beck cares more about her social diversions than about career, and explains, "I don't believe women in Ameican are interested in a character whose only interest is rich old men." Besides, says the lovely who's become very much her own woman since divorce from entertainer Les Crane in 1970, "The very concept of the show was the complete antithesis of the life I lead today." I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU: Filmmaker Howard Koch is pitching Farrah Fawcett-Majors to costar beside O.J. Simpson in the remake of "Body and Soul" that's scheduled to roll in April, a production start date that should coincide beautifully with Farrah's "Charlie's Angels" series hiatus Peter Douglas, younger brother of Michael and son of Kirk, wants a "Cuckoo's Nest" of his own. "Cuckoo," of course, was the smash motion picture which Michael produced and now Peter's putting together a film project which he hopes will hoist him from the status of still photographer to hot-shot producer.

He already has offers out to Ann Landers DEAR J.M.: I think you were poorly treated on all counts. I hope the small business people who read this will pay close attention to your complaints. They are valid and not uncommon these days. DEAR ANN LANDERS: Just a thought regarding organ donations. Our beatuiful 21-year-old son was killed by a drunk driver.

I wish to God someone had mentioned donating his kidneys or eyes at the time. No one did. Neither my husband not I thought of it. Our son was the kind of person who would have wanted to do such a thing. And I would have felt so much better about the horrible tragedy knowing someone had been given added years or sight because of our boy.

The whole ordeal would have been less painful had I known his death had helped someone in some way. SAN BERNARDINO MOTHER DEAR MOTHER: Thank you so much for your generous letter. It provides me with an opportunity to mention the Uniform Donor Card one more time. Anyone interested in obtaining such a card should write to the National Kidney Foundation, Box 800, New York, New York 10010. Erma Bombeck "Just as soon as I finish the chapter, on fantasies." "You fantasize." he asked, sitting upright.

"All the time. I have this one recurring one. I am on a train in a compartment What's Theater "Much Ado About Nothing," William Shakespeare's work, at the GeVa Theater, 168 S. Clinton 8 p.m. Music State University College at Brockport Syuv phony Orchestra, with Eugene List, piano, Fine Arts Theater, Brockport Campus, 8 p.m.

Hochstein School's Musical Noontime Series, Lolita and Azim Myadas, duo pianists, 50 N. Plymouth 12:15 to 12:45 p.m. Kronos String Quartet, Fall Brook Brodie Fine Arts Center, State University Col-' lege at Geneseo, 7:30 p.m. University of Rochester's Welles-Brown Room Recital Series, The Johannes Trio, featuring Paul Arnold, violin; Robie Brown, cello; Fredrica Prior, piano, Rush Rhees Library, University of Rochester River Campus, noon. Eastman School of Music Special Alumni Guest Recital, Robert Silverman, piano, Kil-bourn Hall, 26 Gibbs 8 p.m.

Dance Hungarian Night, by International Folk Dance Club in Brighton, Brighton Middle School Gym, Twelve Corners, Brighton, 7 to 10 p.m. Films "Of Human Bondage," 1934 drama with Bette Davis, Leslie Howard, Dryden Theater, George Eastman House, 900 East 8 p.m. Lectures "Drug Discovery and Introduction: Regulation and Over-Regulation," Dr. Louis Lasagna, professor and chairman of pharmacology and toxicology at the University of Rochester's She just doesn't need more awakening either sexually or intellectually Herto Seasoned Croiitette. nQBBQQQBQBBaDDDDaaDaBODDOOataBD STORE mm Pi a I on purchase of QlltPl'f'jOo' Croulcltcs'Stuffing i StllfS (Oiler limited to one coupon per package purchaied.) GROCER: We will redeem this coupon plus Si for handling when terms of Ihu ofler have been complied with by you and the consumer.

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