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THE BREMEN ENQUIRER, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 1924. THREE WHITE MONKEY" SHINES! R. H. DRAPER. M. D. Physician and Surgeon Office in Listenberger Building West Plymouth St. Pbones: Office, 35; Res.,, 80., Bremen. JONAS A. MILLER AUCTIONEER NAPPANEE, INDIANA Phone R 154. Call At My Expense CAL. L. STUCKMAN AUCTIONEER PHONE 535. NAPPANEE, IND. OSTEOPATHIC CHIROPRACTIC Radio Electronic and Electrical Treatments DR. ARTHUR B. SMITH DRUGLESS PHYSICIAN Wisler Bldg. Nappanee, Ind "Where They Come to Get Well" Consultation and Examination Free Phones 195 and 2 on 195 jf ibotoiiinim Copyright, 1924, by The Bonnet If business is punk, we would advise Roofers to go into the beauty parlor game. Why not? Surely, they'd find plenty to do keeping the roofs of fiappei-s shingled. r-y $7.50 & $8.50 $7.50 & $8.50 Shell Glasses Complete $5- Examination Included ADDED ADVANTAGES OF RADIO In the eld days of the wild west dramas if a bird unlimbered a barrage of ancient vegetables upon some actor who failed to win his approval he usually got himself chucked out violently on his ear. Now-adays, however, official bouncers can't annoy you when you get your vim BREMEN MEAT MARKET Wm. E. Walter, Proprietor ah! if r COULO ONLY. DO TH SAME WITH TH' WIFE! A, v f "Ole Bill", at first, was a bit excited and did not take his captivity gracefully for a long time. Now, however, he's become accustomed to it and is allowed to roam wherever he wishes. The movie camera in this picture "took his eye" and he was amusing himself with the crank on it when the photographer caught him in the act. GOOD MEAT Honest B. & O. TIME TABLE West Bound No. 45 Chicago train 5.57 AM No. 31 Local West 7.17 AM No. 7 Chicago train 12.09 PM East Bound No. 10 Wash-New York . . 12.26 PM No. 32 Garrett Local 5.42 PM No. 46 Willard-Wheeling . . 12.27 AM No. 16 Baltimore-New.York 12.42 AM Trains 10 and 46 stop at Bremen to discharge passengers from Chicago or South Chicago and pick up passengers for Toledo, Detroit, Dayton and Cincinnati and all points east of Willard. Train 16 stops to receive passengers for points east of entertainment over the Radio. If you hear some bimbo pulling a lot of bum jokes or murdering some popular song hit, you can choke him off by merely pressing the juice button or turning the dials. o "It is better to give than to receive." But we'll add there's only one way it can be done. That is to Wallop the other guy first and then run like the dickens. And trust to luck he's short-winded. Jll Vj5w&ite RED BAND wESm "EYESIGHT" can be brought back to its normal state by wearir" prtper glasses. Have yojr e'es examined uy DR. J. BURKE Over 20 years in the same location. 230 South Michigan street SOUTH BEND, IND. Burke's Glasses Fit the Eye. A Sanitary, Up-To-Date Shop where you can get the very best quality of FRESH and CURED MEATS at all times. Wholesome roast3, juicy steaks, tender young poultry, cold meats for the hot dayseverything in our line is here for you. Weight FAIR PRICES YEAR! hp i M LL LI GRACE UNITED BRETHREN Rev. A. F. Knepp, Pastor Sundav School, 9:30. I. Oliver PfeifFer, Supt. Preaching' services, 10. SO. Junior Y. P. C. U. 10.30 a. m. Senior Y. P. C. E. at 6:00 p. m. F reaching Services at 7:00 p. m. Mid-week Prayer Service on Wednea Hay, at 7:30 p. ra. Official Board Meeting, first Monday each month, 7:30 p. m. Invitations extended to all to attend these services. SALEM EVANGELICAL "A Prosperous Church in a Prosperous Community." D. Alfred Kaley, Pastor Sunday Services: 9.30 Bible School Claude E. Weiss, Supt. 10.30 Morning Worship. 6.30 Christian Endeavor. 7.30 Evening Sermon. Week Day Services: Wednesday, Thursday. Monthly Services: 1st Monday Evening, Official Board Meeting 2nd Monday Evening, League Business Meeting 1st Thursday Afternoon, W. M. S. Meeting 2nd Wednesday Afternoon, Aid Meeting. 4 th Wednesday Evening, Y. P. M. C -Meeting. CHURCH OF THE BRETHREN Chas. C. Cripe, Pastor Sunday Services: Sunday School, 9.30 a. m. Milo Weaver, Supt. Sermon, 10.45. Teacher Training, 6.00 p. m. Christian Workers, 7 p. rat., Mrs. Chas. Cripe, President. Sermon, 7.45 p. ni. Mid-Week Prayer Meeting, Wed. evening 7.30 p. m.. Aid Society each alternate Thursday. All are cordially invited. If you have no regular church home, come and worship with us. ST. PAUL'S EVAN. LUTHERAN Rev. W. T. VogeL Pastor. Services every Sunday morning at 10 oclock, alternating in German and English. English Sunday school at 11 oclock every Sunday morning. Services every Sunday evening at 7 clock, alternating in German and English. Everybody is cordially invited. FIRST EVANGELICAL Rev. H. H. Senne, Pastor. Sunday Services: Sunday School, 9 .SO a. m. Preaching Service, 10.30 a. m. Teacher Training class meets every Wednesday at 7.00 p. m. Women's Missionary Society meets every last Thursday in the month at 2.30 p. m. Official Board Meeting of the church every first Tuesday of the month at 7.30 p. m. DR. S. B. SHONKWILER PAINLESS EXTRACTION with Block Anesthesia or Nitrous Oxid-Oxygen. Dental X-Ray and Oral Sargcry Phone 86 Shonkwiler Bldg. W. Plymouth Ft. Are you nervous? Do you become irritated t trifles, start at sudden noises, lie awake nights? Your nerves are out of order. If you neglect them you may have nervous exhaustion, hysteria, nervous in-cb'gestion or serious organic trouble. Dr. Miles' Nervine will help you. Try just one bottle. We'll refund your money if it doesn't relieve you. Your druggist sells it at pie-war prices $1.00 a Some dumbells develop muscles. Others just exist. r O We've made more than "one Indian bite the dust" in those empty gum slots o POLITICAL MEETING SONG "I'm for you, I'm for you, I'm for you, by heck, "Elect me, Elect me, ("And get it in the neck") First three lines a solo by politician. Last line to be sung in perfect harmony by all voters. o The Treasury department advises us that a $1 bill willl last about - Brown Corporation, Chicago COAST THAT DEPT. NE.VE.R BOUGHT ANY GROCERIES NEITHER! IS IT? "represent Opportunity" as they office door before they come in? oj LrQ Is Luu sx uvJ that'll BE $3ZJ People who attended "Toyland" at the New York Hippodrome recently evinced much surprise and admiration for one of its many features namely, a White Monkey. This species is very rare and the one shown above affectionately labeled "Ole Bill" is" the only one of his kind in America. He was captured in the Malayan jungles. Mammoth Cave and Kentucky's Cave Wonders Hundreds of feet below the surface of the earth lies the world's famous caverns of Mammoth Cave, Kentucky, 150 miles of which have been explored by scientists, adventurers, curiosity seekers, geologists, and cave enthusiasts from every prat of the globe. Beyond the explored part it has been estimated by the late prophet N. S. Shaler, are 100,000 miles of passages leading to underground wonders and marvels beyond the dreams of the earth born. Within the last few years renewed interest in the seventh modern wonder of the world has inspired new exploration in the great Mam moth Cave Region of Kentucky, that some day may become a great national underground park. New discoveries have been foretold by daring scientists. A civil engineer has made the first actual survey of the known caverns. Geologists find in the Mammoth Cave Region no less than 500 caverns and 4,000 "sink holes," which are depressions in the earth caused by the cave-in of some unknown cavern in this region. There have been great lakes formed over night and the inhabitants have sometimes trembled from earth shocks due to the crash in of the underground world. Some of the most famous episodes of American history have occurred here, for it was Mammoth Cave and some of the famous caves of the region that saved the United States and won the War of 1812, when the British blockaded this country from powder-making material. But these things one must read about in the first complete book of the kind, "Mammoth Cave and the Cave Region of Kentucky,' just off the press and written by Helen Fitz Randolph, formerly specialist of the United States Board of Education Department of Publications, and member of the Executive Woman in Educational Organizations. It contains many tilings never before published. She tells of underground rivers, gardens, stone floors, fish and other water creatures born without eyes because their race have lived in the dark, and of the wonders of some 15 of the principal caves of this region, the greatest of which is the Mammoth Cave. She tells of an "under world" of whifch many think superior even to Niagara Falls and Yosemite Park. The book is a true story of the underground world and will make any one who reads it want to go at least once before they die. How Big Is Your Town? St. Louis covers 622 square miles and has 657 miles of paved streets. DR. R. C. DENISON PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office in Shonkwiler Bldg. , Phones: Office, 81; Residence 21 Bremen, Indiana. G. M. BUCK, Ph. G., M. D. Office in Nusbaum Block North Center St. Phones: Office 38; Res. 25. Bremen FIVE BIG DAYS ' PLAIN 7 I FANCY ( GROCERIES I I Sept. Merry-Go-Round Bands Ferris Wheel Shows Free Acts Baseball Something Doing Every Minute six months. Don't those fellows' down there in Washington ever play-poker ? o "America needs a Paul Revere and not a sphinx in the White House" says the democratic senator, Pat Harrison. But, Pat, isn't that wishing- a kind of painful job on your candidate? Remember how you felt after your first horse-back ride. WHY PLENTY of m DON'T MISS IT THIS 117 That a wife insists on smelling your breath when you surprise her with a perfectly good bottle of select Perfume on her birthday? o A married man may have that distinguished look during business hours but if he looks twice at another woman while he's out with his wife, he gets that distinguished look. o Tis queer how long some people can live without brains. o WHAT DOLLARS? (Ad in the Lone Tree, la., Reporter) "LET-GO SALE" Whatsamatter ? Whatsamatter? Must be a lot of Scotchmen in that burg. veryDoay win oe inere And I Will, Too! O BE SURE. TO COME! If some of these bond salesmen claim why don't they knock on our That "11 be all for this trip.