The Palm Beach Post from West Palm Beach, Florida on November 17, 1968 · Page 176
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The Palm Beach Post from West Palm Beach, Florida · Page 176

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Originally from Chicago, Mickey returned there after his military service, got himself booked into small clubs, gradually worked his way up the show business ladder. Mickey's forte is improvisation, an ability to reproduce almost exactly the various immigrant dialects once so numerous in Chicago's West Side. Herewith some of the jokes Mickey told recently at the Diplomat Hotel in Miami Beach: Voting in Russia nowadays is most unusual. If a Russian demands a secret ballot, he goes into a booth, pulls the curtain, and votes. When he opens the curtain, he finds himself in Siberia. Use Christmas Seals. It's a matter of life and breath. O J GREETINGS 1968 J Uncirculated nickel silver dollar minted in 1960 to Commemo A person never realizes that a dog is man's best friend until he bets at the horse track. rate 50th anniversary of the Republic of China 1 Formosa) . . . only one to ft customer ... a beautiful coin and ONLY 10. SUPPLY LIMITED! SEND TODAY. 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