The Palm Beach Post from West Palm Beach, Florida on December 8, 1976 · Page 13
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The Palm Beach Post from West Palm Beach, Florida · Page 13

West Palm Beach, Florida
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Wednesday, December 8, 1976
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Palm Beach Post, Wednesday, December 8, 1976 B3 There's More to Southerner Than a Drawl Gala! Opening NEW random form of locomotion, you are badly misguided. The Webster definition that comes closest to catching the true essence of moseying is "to move slowly while observing or inspecting." The word in that sense is illustrated by an Eric Sevareid quote: "... moseyed around the general store, tasting the cheese straight off the round." or even devious, manner. But when a southerner moseys up to you, no stealth is involved. Usually it means he is about to borrow something or impart some bad news. Washington being what it is, its southernization probably will produce more moseying up than moseying around. It should be understood, however, that southerners do more than mosey "around." They also do a great deal of moseying "up." To the untrained eye, moseying up might seem to be a variation of sidling. In reality, they are quite different. Sidling up to someone implies you are approaching them in a furtive, Even if you hire a moseying coach, there's no guarantee you can learn to do it correctly. Some people never get the hang of it, just as some people never develop a backhand lob. Furthermore, learning how to mosey is only half the battle. Equally vital is knowing when to mosey. If you are under the impression that southern-style moseying is a LOCATION NEW STUDIO ATTENTION 1649 FORUM PLACE Arthritis Sufferers! Fast Pain Relief East of the Palm Beach Mall AUTO INSURANCE For Everyone NO ONE TURNED DOWN FOR: DWI, Too many points, Too many Accidents Too Young or Too old, Any other reason. SR-22 filed POOR RISK DRIVERS INSURANCE SPECIALISTS 25 Down Payment RIO INSURANCE AGENCY 3242 So. Dixie Hwy. West Palm Beach Phone: 833-0325 Open: 9 to 6:30 Saturdays 9 to 1 Amazing New Extra-Strength By DICK WEST WASHINGTON (UPI) - Since Nov. 2, at least two publishers have reissued or brought out new books on how to speak southern. These manuals may prove helpful in preparing folks for the forthcoming southernization of the government. But language alone won't do it. There's more to becoming souther-nized than merely acquiring the proper accent. Anyone who really wants to identify closely with the Carter administration also will need to learn how to mosey. Moseying is every bit as much a part of southern culture as drawling. And far more difficult to master. Nonsoutherners tend to assume mistakenly that drawling is simply talking slowly. Actually, the southern drawl is a vastly complex verbal system involving intricate patterns of word combinations and rising inflections. The same type of erroneous assumption is common with respect to moseying. The typical nonsoutherner looks upon moseying as nothing more than moving slowly. Whereas it is, in fact, a highly sophisticated form of ambulation. One essential element of good moseying form is loose-jointedness. 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