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8-AAA Nines In Opening Games IBM MACHINE TO HELP CUB MANAGERS DECIDE THE KNOTTY QUESTIONS CHICAGO UP) Sometime next August the Chicago Cubs will be playing the Milwaukee Braves and a member of the Cub college of coaches will have the task of making out. a batting order to face the great Warren Spahn. "Who will it be in left field," wonders the Cub coach, "Richie Ashburn or Billy Williams?" He presses a button and presto, out pops a. card stating, "You'd better use this guy instead of so-and-so." The Cubs, as everybody In the sports world should know by now, do not have a manager. They have nine coaches and an IBM muchlne.

There have been jokes about rotating the coaches with most of them getting a crack at running the team. But there's nothing funny about the use of the IBM machine which should result into one of the deepest penetrations into the vast valley of baseball statistics. Every time a Cub batter hits the ball, the result will be logged. For example, say the Cubs are playing the Braves, Spahn is pitching and Ashburn is the batter. The master sheet Is made out with the data, where the game is played, whether it is at night or day and so on.

On a three-and-two count. Ashburn walks his first time at bat. The walk is recorded in one column and another column shows he has reached base. The next time up, Ashburn hits the first pitch for a double, sending home a runner from second base. In the various columns, Ashburn is credited with a hit, a two-base hit, two total bases, having reached base, an opportunity to drive in a run, a run-batted-in and a line drive.

Line drives, pop files and ground balls all have their respective columns. The third time Ashburn grounds out and the fourth time up he grounds into a double play. All this not only gives a coach a complete line on what Ashburn does against Spahn, but it also compiles what Ashburn does against left-handers in games at home and in games played during the day. It's a monumental task since tabs are kept on every Cub who bats in a game and against the various pitchers used. But under this system, there should no longer be guesswork involved, especially in sending in a pinch batter.

A have to rely on memory in thinking, "I believe Ed Bouchee got a double off Lew Burdette earlier in the season but I can't remember what George Altman has done against Burdette." Presses Button He'll press a button and presto: Bouchee is 4-for-ll against Burdette with three of the hits in four tries in day games at Wrlgley Field. Altman is 2-for-9 facing Burdette and 2-for-5 in night games at Milwaukee. Since this hypothetical game is being played in sunny Wrigley Field, Bouchee will get the call unless the coach figures Altman is overdue to get a hit against Burdette at Chicago in the daytime. Of course, Milwaukee Manager Charley Dressen will probably yank Burdette at this stake of the game In favor of a relief pitcher. But the Cub coach doesn't have to worry, he'll just press another button.

Friday Tilts End First Week Of Loop Play Two battles Tuesday get baseball off to a fast 1961 start in District 8-AAA. Of the five teams in the lam- only Corsicana is not involved in district play Tuesday, and the Tiger nine gets Its first district contest Friday. The Tuesday bill finds an afternoon game and a night game on the agenda. First The afternoon clash comes at Mesquite, where Athens Hornets travel for their 4 p.m. date.

The night clash is at Ennis, where the Waxahachie Indians are due to provide the opposition. Corslcana won't be Jdlc Tuesday. The Bengals are due -o host the Hubbard Jaguars in non-conference action here this afternoon. The Tigers begin their play in district circles Friday afternoon. Athens comes to Community Park that afternoon for a 4 p.m.

contest. At the same hour, Mesquite will play at Ennis In another conference matching. Waxahachie will play Cleburne a non-conference game at that time. That winds up the first week of play, a period that should quickly point a finger to the teams most likely to dominate the 1961 chase. Corsicana, after three straight years of district victory in the diamond sport, may be challenged by the Waxahachie In- Los Angels Prime Second-Division Material In Major League Debui LOS ANGELES isn't an established .300 hitter on the club but the Los Angeles Ariffels are counting on sock to get them somewhere in the American League race.

Somewhere might be ninth place in the league's new 10- team setup. It surely doesn't figure to be, on the basis of what the Angels have shown this spring at their Palm Springs training camp, among- the firsl five. Some Can Hit But Manager Bill Rigney does have a few long-ball hitters who Bhould propel a great many home runs over the right-center right field fences at Wrigley Field. Some observers seem to to believe that Ted Kluszewski Bob Cerv, Steve Bilko, Ken Hunt, Faye Throneberry anc Eddie Yost will give rival clubs 1 pitching many'a bad moment. What isn't emphasized here cf course, is that other American League clubs have power hitters who are going to find Wrigley Field a nice place to tee off In.

The prevailing night breezes from the Pacific Ocean THURSDAY! PALACE INTEISUU are toward the outfield. Left field is 340 feet from home plate; center, 412, and right, 339. The Angels' pitching staff Isn't going to strike terror in the hearts of very many batsmen. It is headed by Ell Grba, who was 6-4 with the New York Yanks last season. He has been doing a presentable job at Palm Springs and he and his teammates are confident he'll have a good season.

Helping him will be Ned Carver from Kansas City, Ken McBride from Chicago, Truman Clevenger of Washington, Jerry Casale and Ted field of Boston, Tom Morgan from Detroit, among others. Maas Disappoints Duke Maas, acquired from the Yankees, was a disappointment as a pitcher and has been traded back to New York for shortstop Fritz Brlckell, who hit .258 last season at Richmond. Rigney is not satisfied with his defense. He has Ken Hamlin and Gene Leek at short, but Hamlin's hitting isn't very rugged and Leek needs experience. Eddie Yost will do a competent job at third and Ken Aspromonte's hitting keeps him at second.

Bilko, who hit 56 homers with the Angels in 1957, is slated to play first base against left- handed pitching. Kluszewski will be at first against right- handers. Earl Averill and Del Rice will share the catching. The outfield will have Cerv and Hunt as fixtures, but right field is still wide open between Throneberry, Albie Pearson and Lou Johnson, just obtained from the Chicago Cubs. Exhibition Baseball By The Associated Press Monday Results St.

Louis 4, Chicago (A) 3 Pittsburgh 5, Cincinnati 2 Minnesota. 11, Detroit 4 Philadelphia 3, New York 2 (16 innings) Washington 2, Baltimore 1 innings) Los Angeles (A) 12, San Francisco 8 Cleveland 10, Boston 9 BELTON SIGNER DALLAS All-state Bill iVard, a 6-5 star from Belton, has signed with Southern Methodist to play basketball, Coach Doc Hayes said Monday. YOUR PLASTEX DEALER IS HOLDING A FREE DEMONSTRATION ON FIBERGLAS and WOOD BOAT REPAIR EVERY OWNER OR PROSPECTIVE BOAT OWNER SHOULD SEE THIS DEMONSTRATION April 5 7:00 SPORTING CENTER 100 W. 3rd Ave. Dial TR4-7032 dians, record whose non-conference Is the best in the circuit.

The Indians are 6-0-1 to date, and the best that any other members of the league can post in practice play is 3-4, a win-loss mark shared equally by Corsicana and by Two Wins Mesquite. Athens has won twice and lost three times in play thus far, while Ennis has the same record for the same period. It all points to a top-rung fight by Waxahachie and Corsicana, with an outside possibility of the other teams getting in a telling blow. Texas Relays Assured Of 1,122 Entries AUSTIN giant Texas Relays had 1,122 entries today with prospects of the all-time record of 1,383 being eclipsed by Friday when the track and field carnival starts. Olympians Ernie Cunliffe, Stone Johnson, Earl Young and Al Lawrence along with Eddie Southern, who was In the 1956 Olympics, will have featured roles.

Cunliffe, Stanford's 800-meter star and holder of the Indoor record, joined a strong field in the run. He will be after the Texas Relays record of 3:52.6 set by Javier Monies of Texas Western In 1952. Johnson, fifth in the 200 meters In the Olympics, will appear In the open 100-meter daah against Southern and Don Styron, one of the famed track twins from Southern Illinois. Southern, second in the Olympic 400-meter hurdles In 1956, also will appear In a special 400- meter hurdles and one of his foes will be Dave Styron, the other twin. Earl Young, member of the United States 1600-meter relay Olympic championship quartet, will spearhead Abilene Christian College in its efforts to set at least three records.

Abilene Christian has done the mile relay in a national collegiate record time of 3:08.9 and the 440-yard relay better than the in 40.1—both Texas Relavs records. Abilene Christian also will be aiming at the 1:22.7 880- vard relay record. Lawrence, the University of Houston long distance ace who competed in the Olympics for Australia, will appear In a special run called "race of the nations." Fred Norris of McNeese College, an English- nen; John Macy of Houston, a Pole, and Al Tinoco of Mexico vill run In the event. BOXING SHOW SAN ANTONIO Frankie Duran, Austin bantamweight, will meet Tommy Draper of Dklahoma City In the feature bout of a boxing show here April 11. Duran Is unbeaten In three San Antonio appearances.

Draper claims the bantamweight title of Oklahoma. NBA Series dinners To Split $35,000 CONNECTICUT YANKEE, PITCHING Sheldon of Woodstock, Conn, haj created talk In baseball circles with his -1 exhibition games performance for the New York Yankees. He has 10 strike outs and a 1.23 average to his credit. A student at the University of Connecticut he played for Auburn, N. Y.

last year. Chatting 1 at the Yankee's training camp are from left: Art Dltmar; Ryne Duren; Coach John Sain and Sheldon. (AP Wirephoto) OMMENJS By TALMADQE CANANT Dally Sun Sparta Editor You will learn a grout deal about your teams this week, If you arc a follower of Cor- sicmm High and-or Navarro Junior College athletics. This happens to be one of those weeks when the opposition Is quite enough to show If which team has It and which one needs a little more ability. This Is true In baseball, where Dan McLeotl's Tigers open district play against Athens and Paul Burch's Bulldogs get a double-barrel- ed test at Paris Junior College; In track and field, tennis and golf.

In the latter three sports, district 8-AAA tournaments are upcoming this week. There have been some fabulous stories about the fishing recorded on Falcon Lake, the latest man-made body of water on the Rio Grande River. A paradise for bass fishermen. At Ennis the other day, W. J.

Pollan and Harley Schoeps came back from an expedition to Zapata, on the Falcon Dam rea. After giving away a few fish, they with still returned to 210 fish between Ennis them. These were bass and white perch. They were caught on artificial lures. In Baltimore, citizens are blanketing the town with the slogan "It Can Be Done in '61" a reference to the possibility of the Orioles winning the American League pennant this season.

The signs are written in English, Russian, Greek, German, Italian, Texan Richards.) Polish, Yiddish and (for Manager Paul ODDS AND ENDS The celebrated Oklahoma U. line coach, Jone.i, now has a book on the press authored entirely by himself. It is "Offensive and Defensive Line Play," and it includes more than 200 charts and diagrams The Sportsman's Clubs of Texas have presented the people of Mason County a citation honoring them for co-operating in the orphans deer hunt of last winter. They are trying to get people to eat nutria, as one way of thinning the rodent out in areas of the south. After seeing one, we have decided you can have our share of them Before you set out on a fishing trip this spring, check your license, Unless you are fishing with a cane pole in your own county, every person between 17 and 65 is required to have a $2.15 fishing license.

One Texas game warden received a card addressed to "Game, Fish and Rabbit Warden." One thing about these baseball postponements of last week, due to was general all over, and it won't give one team an advantage over the other Manager Joe Gordon of the KG Ath letics admits one reason he was such a poor hitter In his play- Ing days was because he was always trying to "lift" the ball. He didn't find out any better until he was through with the game. The U.S. Lawn Tennis Assn. recently divulged that the city of Houston has the largest number of tennis players ranked from any one city Texas, TCU In Crucial Tilt FORT WORTH First ilace in the Southwest Confer- ncc baseball race went on the ine here today as Texas met Texas are un- Jeaten in conference play.

TCU took a 7-4 non-conference drubbing- Monday from as it used only second-line iltchers. The top hurlers were aved for today's game. Ted Mont and Darrell Peters. both southpaws, held Texas Ihristian to four hits. Arkansas used four of its nine hits for four In the third Inning and took lead TCU could never endang er.

David Home's double was big blow, driving in two in the country. And while we're at It, Bob Rader Is doing quite well, thank you, in tenni.s at the University of Oklahomn at Norman. The former CHS ace will be heard from before long, we expect. Hot Grounder Almost Halts Robin Roberts' Comeback Performance By DON WEISS Associated Press Snorts Robin Roberts, puffed ear an all, has taken another big strld toward the Philadelphia Phillies, opening day assignment tha used to be his habit. The veteran pitcher, 34, wh has had only one winning seaso In the last four after rankln for years as the National Lea gue's top right-hander, pushe his string of scoreless exhibltio innings to 23 1-3 Monday.

The a drive off his right ear sen him to the showers sooner tha Manager Gene Mauch had In tended. Roberts pitched 6 1-3 score less innings in the Phils' 3-2, 16 inning victory over the Ne York Yankees then wobble off the field at St. Petersburg when a one-hop smash of the bat of the Yanks' Clete Boy er struck him on the ear. Ear Treatment The 13-year Phils' vet is ur dergoing treatment at a Cleat water, hospital to Ruar against a "cauliflower ear" bu the injury isn't considered ser ous and he is expected to go a scheduled against the Pirates 1 an exhibition at Wichita 01 Friday. Barring further complication! that'll tune the 6-2, 200-poum Roberts for the Phils' opener a Los Angeles a week from to night at the Coliseum.

Robby, who has won 23 games in the big leagues bu only a 54-69 record fo lie last four seasons, wasn't toi disturbed by the injury. "It was the first time I'v ever been hit with a ball abov the waist," he said. "I though was more serious at first, bu I guess it was just fright." Back-to-hack doubles by Tony Taylor and Johnny Calllson broke up the game against the Yanks In the feature of a Monday exhibition program HILLSIDE NOW OPEN EVERT NIGHT NOW THE KING CLARK GABLE BOTH HITS IN TECHNICOLOR! Oork SopMo leran Vlrtorio Sea that also saw Roberts' former teammate, Curt Simmons, pitch St. Louis to a 4-3 victory over Chicago's White Sox; 1'ltts- Inirgh whip Cincinnati 5-2; the new Los Angeles Angelx crush San Francisco 12-8; Washington edge Baltimore 2-1 In 18 Innings; Minnesota wallop Detroit tl-4 and Cleveland last Boston 10-9. Simmons, who helped Roberts bud Jim Konstanty pitch the Philllc Whiz Kids to theli startling NL pennant In 1950 allowed but two runs and six hits In eight innings for the Cardinals.

St, Louis scored al it.s runs in the sixth, three on Joe Cunningham's bases-loadec triple. Bob Briend, vying with Vern Law tor Pittsburgh's opening day assignment, allowed but three hits in seven against the Reds in a second successive strong performance. The Angels, who probably will play many such free-wheeling frames with their pitching short age, used homers by Del Rico Steve Bilko and Fayo Throneberry to whip Juan Marcihal and the Giants. Marichal, Giants' lookie ace last year, was blasted for seven runs and 11 hits in five innings. Felipo Alou homer- ed twice for San Francisco.

Catcher Frank Zupo's bad throw on Marty Keough's bunt enabled Jim Mahoney to score from second with the 13th inning run that beat tho Orioles. Rookie Joe McClaln, looming 'jigger every day In the Sena- Lors' plans, worked nine. Innings and allowed one run and sev hits. The ex-Senators tho Minnesota Twins rode their hornf mi power over Detroit, accounting for 10 of their It runs on two circuit shots by Harmon Kllln- and one anircp by Don Mlncher. Dan Dobbpk a Elmer Valo.

Chuck Stnbhs kont TlE-prs under control with just throe hits In seven linings. Boston's injury list, nlready including outfielders and Carl fdrl Mi-Star third basoman Frank Malzone. who sprained an pnitl" 1 into second base. Ho'P probably be sidelined a few davfi Car Renrxiiriner repair and all makri if mm Onr work and will plrafte you. Drive (n to IIEIFNER BROS, (i A RACK 111 3rd Ave.

Dial NEW YORK There's $35,000 up for grabs in the best-of-seven National Basket ball Association championship scries Involving Boston and St Louis now in progress, with $21,000 ear-marked for the 10 players on tho winning team and $14,000 to the losers. Tile liug-e melon Is approsl. mately one-quarter of the $125.000 pot with which the NBA officials reward teams competing In the various playoffs. The players do not share In the gate receipts as is done by the baseball teams in the World Series. The team finishing the season with the highest won-losl percentage is given $2,000.

That ivent to Boston this year. Additionally, the teams winning the divisional championships get $10,000 each. Boston won the Eastern flag, St. Louis the Western. Los Angeles and Philadelphia as runners up In each division were rewarded with $3,000 and all four teams in the semifinal play-offs Philadelphia, Syracuse, Los Angeles and each received $6,000.

Winners of the divisional championship series were enriched by $10,500 per club while the two losers got This year Boston and St. Louis gol the larger sums while Syracuse and Los Angeles the smallci amount. If Boston wins the best-of seven final round, the Celtics will divide $43,500. If St. Louis wins, the Hawks will have $41,500 to split BUY TJ5PC1O SARASOTA.

Fla. Thf Chicago White Sox obtained in fielder Ted Lepcio from the Phil adelphla Phillies Monday for an clo, 30, is a nine-year major lea clo, 30, is a nine-year majjor lea gue veteran, who spent most o. his career with the Boston Rec Sox. Masters Golf Course Now A Test Of Power, Not Skill Says Smith AUGUSTA, Ga. golf'i brightest stars tuned up for the silver jubilee Masten Tournament, the meet's firs champion said the storied Au gusta National course now is a test of power rather that finesse.

Horton Smith, the aging, me tlculous putter who won th inaugural show in 1934 am again triumphed in 1936, read for Thursday's start of hi 25th consecutive Masters. sadly commented that the Au gusta National "just isn't trea cherous now." No Trickery "It still IB a tremendous gol course," said Smith of the pa layout cradled 1 some 6,000 yards of horticultui al splendor. "But within th past five years somehow it ha called for more power tha trickery." The lush, verdant fairway and well-matted greens make i tougher for the shorter hitte and the calculating putter. "Those boys who boom the ball don't have to worry too much about bunkers and traps, while the roll Isn't there to bring the shorter hitters up closer," said Smith. "On the green, where you sometimes hart to figure a bl break on your putt, now Its mutter of distance rather than direction." Billy Casper, former U.

Open champion and a rankln Masters' contender this yeai ilso thinks the oncc-treachei ous speed of Augusta's green cone to some degree. "They are so well-malted now they probably never be a fast as they once were." sal Casper, whose 3-under-par fi practice round Monday Indl catcd he'll be pressing to 1m irove his fourth-plncc Musters last year with 287. Two other players also seek ng their first Masters' title Chick Harbert and Dick Chap nan. fired 60s as most of th big Runs In the expected ficlr of more than entries tested 90 hand-picket the wind-swop course under leaden skies. Defending champion Arnol Palmer, aiming for an unprece lentcd second successive Mas ters' title and his third in fou years, came in with "a 71 something like that." Ken Venturl, who finished a stroke behind Palmer's win ning 282 last year, also shot 71, while 73s wore carded I'ARK I.ANKH BOWI.INfl CKNTKIl "HAVE VOU THIKII TIIK COB-MS MOAUrK TIplnn'H S-' Cnlllu Slrirl Itkr.v..

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The Washington Senators anc hicago White Sox open th American League season tha day at Griffith Stadium. Aggie Golfers Get Good Start COLLEGE STATiON Texos A. and M. is off to a tly Ing start in search of a seconc straight Southwest Confercnc golf championship. The Aggies opened the race seating Texas Tech 5 1-2 to 1-2 Monday.

Chris Blocker halved hi natch with Billy Martindale fo the Tech half point. Ralph Johnston beat Jimmlc Johnson 5 and i. John Ltvelj won over John Shnckelford 3 an 2, Dickie Duble defeated Doi Nix 4 and 3, won over Blocker-Shackelford ip and Duble-Johnston boat Nix Johnson 2 and 1. Johnston was medalist with one-over par 71. LOSKS DECISION HAMILTON AIR FORCL BASE, Calif.

Waugl Tom Wnbb Air Force Base a Spring, lost a decislo Jim Richardson of Japan' Fiichu Air Force Base Mondaj night. They met In a 132-poun' natch during the first round he Air Force Worldwide Boxing Tournament. OBDERKD HOUSTON IT) An autops; was ordered after officers re Jortecl the death of French sea nan Joseph Lnnlel, 35, as th freighter S3 Marlnin dockci lore Monday. Third Mate Guj Rubois said Lanlel fell 25 fee nto the hole March 2 while vessel at sea and hi ils head on a ladder-. Sun Want Ads Bring Results a Want Ad and Conver into Cnsh-Dial TR4--1704.

liiCIRiUilBKBIiKlHWBIIMB NAVARRO WEST HIGHWAY 31 ENDSTONITE! IN COLOR! SHY TECHNICOLOR DANA ANDREWS RHONDA FiEMING FfREM ZIMBAtlST, JOHN KERB THE CUNT CONQUEROR OF All TIME I VICTOR, MATURE Corsicana, Texas Tuesday, April 4, ATHENS WINS 8-AAA GOLF TITLE; CHS HISSES MEET Athens won the team title Monday, when the 8-AAA district golf meet was held at the Waxahaehie Country Club. For the first time in some years, Corsicana was not represented in the meet, though It was an accidental occurrence. quite also was not entered, though the reason was unknown here. Corsicana High Principal R. A.

Armistcacl sniel Tuesday morning that the date was set some months ago at a district meeting. It is also customary, he said, for the host school to verify the date by letter to the other schools a few days prior to the district golf meet. The letter to 'orsicana came In Monday, which was a school holiday for Corsicana, and was not read ntll too late for entry of the Corsicana team, which has been holding regular workouts and play. Athletic Director Jim Acrcc was in clasa early Tuesday morning and could not be reached for comment. Armlatead said, however, that Acree is trying to make arrangements Tor the Corsicana team to play the Waxahachie course alone and for the scores to count.

Athens team placed first in play with a 4-balI total of 340 strokes Monday, with Waxahachie coming: in with 359. Ennis was third with 374 strokes. Mike Hastings of Waxahaehie. took medalist honors with a 75. The Athens team and Hnst- ngs all advance to the regional tourney, set in Dallas later this month.

Mildred Names Three Trustees Roy Jones has been re-elected I the board of education, MtlJ red Independent School Dis- let. and the other two open osltlons were filled by two imers C. F. DuBose and oward Collier. Unofficial tabulations of rday's voting show that twc cumbents, Clint Fouty and McGehee, were defeated.

The three officials will ser ree-year terms on the seveitl ember board. Seventy-three! tes were cast in the Holdover trustees are raham, Pat Horn, Dennis Dono and W. D. Burnett. Boyle's Column By HAL BOYLE YORK 5 a movie usher gets tired of hearng: "The pictures they show here are pretty lousy, but they have the best popcorn in town." "So why should I stand in -Ine when I bought my ticket already?" "Why can't I take my dog in with me? He doesn't chew gum or talk out loud, and he's smarter thon most of the people in this audience." "What time does the feature begin?" "I stayed and seen this pitcher through twice, and I still don't understand what it's all about.

Is it up Cor an Academy award or something?" Uniform Belittled "His uniform fits him like a baseball glove." "If. he was in the Navy and had all that gold braid, he'd be commanding at least three battleships and a carrier." "Hey, General Custer, which way to the lounge?" "There's two bits in It for you, bud, If you slip my wife and me in at the head of the line." "Gee, Melvin, I know you on'y took this job temporarily until Marlon Brando retires. But when do you think that will he?" "Hi, Melvin. Joe and our two gal friends are waiting at the exit. How about slipping 'em In for free?" "This is the third time this month you have failed to pass inspection, Melvin.

Unless you get that button sewed back on before tho next performance, I'll have to ask you to turn in your uniform." "Where's the manager? I put a dime in the candy machine for chocolate what did I get back? Licorice!" "So you call that a mystery to picture, do you? Tho mystery to me is why they ever made it." "Tho nnxt time the U. S. Cav- ry chases the Indians away.j ould you mind going down ti the little boy In thi out tell him thai ou're a policeman and If oesn't go home now you'll havi put him in jail? I'll be In tho lounge." "We might as weir be comfoi Mnbel. Let's kick off oui iocs. If we lose them the usj can always find them." "Pod'n me, young, man, bu' ould you please tell the gren'l- an seated next to me to kee; hands to is, don't want to wind up with oody nose from having thii lopping bag bopped In ce?" "Now that I seen the pi ure, Mac, who do I see aboi etting my money back?" "Mcivin caught three youiji mples necking in the st week.

He asked for a ut instead the management ave him an oak leaf cluster good conduct medal," "I just the; ew. Let me have your flash-l ght. I'll find them. They ouldn't have gone more thftill iree or four "Why can't we bring In bo: nches? After all, It's a fou: our epic, and you don't expect to starve, do you?" Snoring Banned "Who said I was snoring? So hat If I was! Why don't you ow pictures that keep people vake Instead of putting them sleep?" "Now that we've seen the feature, Essie, let's go to le lounge, get a cup of free see if there's any; Ung Innaresting on the TV sei lere. While we're here we mlghl well get our money's worth;" Yes, Melvin does look nib? his uniform.

But ho'd look ven better if he was on horsey ack." "These are nice seats. Thanks, onny, and here's a dime ourself. Remember, don't spend all on one girl." NOW SHOWING! I Best Western of the BKYNNEB STEVE MCQUEEN "THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN" PARKS "CROSS t)F" Thursday Night IS FUN NIGHT! ON THE SCREEN THUUSOA'Y i YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES! "THE THREE WORLDS OF GULLIVER" LASH LaRUE WESTERN rilONE TR 2-im vi THIS IS THE HUMAN HEATTHAT BOILS OVER IN TODAY and Wednesday Entertainment For Adults and Mature Young People! Tha glowing-hot on screen I EFREM ANGIE JACK DON IZIMBALISU-DICKINSON-KEllHMECHE JESSE WHITE RHODES REASON MARSHALL MARTIN PARLEY BAER scnwb, Roy HI mi Harry Kleiner, tntaut br Roy Muggins. oincted Vincent Sherman umt eat WARNER BROS. Features At 12:55 3:05 5:20 7:30 9:40.