GRASSROOTS GLEANINGS by BUI Stokes QUEEN ability Since 19O8 Quality and Dependability LIFETIME STAINLESS STEEL DRUM *' *k^ Motftl JW electric model (gas model 186F) Choice Qf AVOCADO. TURQUOISE, COPPER-TONE at no extra cost Lifetime Stainless Steel Drum • Rust-Proof • Chip-Proof • Sparkling Clean • Ideal for Durable Press Durable Press Cycle A cool-down conditioning period is provided at the end of the cycle to prevent wrinkles. With a Stainless Steel Tub *n SPEED QUEEN] P^^_^P| Quality and Dependability Since 19O8 I A Division of AAcGraw-Ediion Compony, Ripon, Witcoiuln 54971 "He who laughs last won't be with the company long," says the Bird Island (Minn.) Union. During the picnic season, The Jamestown (N.D.) Sun observed that there is always someone to win the thirst prize at community get-togethers. "A mule can't pull while kicking. Neither can you," advises the Stark County News of Toulon, 111. A housewife, according to The Tazewell County News of Morton, 111., is that person who reaches for a chair when the phone rings. "Prosperity," says The Pioneer-Review of Philip, S. D., "is something we feel, fold and send to Washington." This one is from The Gladwin (Mich.) County Record: "Now," said the scoutmaster, "if you stand facing the rising sun, the north is on your left hand, the south is on your right, and what would be behind you?" "My knapsack, sir," came the reply. "Teenagers are like airplanes," claims The Britton (S.D.) Journal, "you only hear about the ones that crash." One way for a husband to have the last word is to apologize, says the Savanna (HI.) Times-Journal. The Cavalier (N.D.) Chronicle reports that some men work hard and save money so their sons won't have the problems that made men out of their fathers. "Where else but in the U.S.A. do people sit down to eat a $6 steak dinner and talk about hard times?" asks the Mason County Democrat of Havana, HI. The Lima (Ohio) News tells about the TV weather forecaster who sought a new job because the weather did not agree with him at his former place of employment. "It takes a lot of practice for a girl to be able to kiss like an. amateur," says The Culver (Ind.) Citizen. The West Bend (Wis.) News tells the one about Junior who was a little terror, the scourge of his home and the neighborhood, so Papa was understandably surprised when Mama suggested they buy him a bicycle. "Do you think it will improve his behavior?" Papa inquired. "No," answered Mama grimly, "but it will spread him over a larger area." Pushbuttons have taken the place of all kinds of cranks except human ones, claims The Democrat Tribune of Mineral Point, Wis. The Wayne County Press of Fairfield, DJ., says it is never safe to let children help when the time comes to entertain guests. One mother found this out when she asked her small daughter why she did not give Mr. Smith a knife and fork when she set the table? The child replied: "I didn't think he needed any because Daddy says he eats like a horse." "The Pioneers who blazed the trails now have descendants who burn up the roads," quotes the Lee's Summit (Mo.) Journal. This one comes from The Review of Plymouth, Wis.: A sign reading "Ole Oleson's Chinese Laundry" bothered a curious tourist until he went in and asked to talk to the proprietor. On finding him to be a genuine Chinaman, the visitor asked how he had acquired such an unlikely name? The Oriental's reply was, "When I came to this country I lined up just behind a Norwegian at the immigration window. The registrar asked him his name and he replied, Ole Oleson. When he asked rae mine I said, Sam Ting,"
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