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if Age 2 March 1991 14 EXTRA Keep YouRSUFNICe that cigarette smoking kills more people than heroin, even If the people who take heroin all the time are more likely to steal your stereo. This Is because of economic, rather than health reasons. However, you know your mother will tell you to stop smoking. Among other things, that is what mothers are FOR. It is a Mother Thing.

Speaking only from personal experience, if you tell your mother to "sod off she usually replies with something unprintable. IB I I SMAiiH CRUSH MANGLE 3Ht6b Muriuvrvoiv iTIiir IRAN mn I DcZcNCrF that she is the Linda part of a trio of sisters otherwise known as Wanda and Glenda. As a matter of course, and for more reasons than for nicknames, many people would urge you to get your kids into separate classes as soon as possible. This column is having the distinct feeling that one of its lower limbs is being tugged. OEAR KAZ, Yen probably are not the right person to aik lor help.

I'm rare your mother Mill calli you Katherlne, a lovely traditional name. However, I would be Interested In your thoughts on my problem ol. how to overcome the dreadful Australian penchant for nicknames. If my three children had been born here I would have thought long and hard about their given names. In all Innocence we named the twins Huw and Ewan, which are fairly conventional names from our part of Wales.

My daughter is named Louise. All three are now In the same primary school class (because of the upheaval moving here) and they are often taken for triplets. Huw very rapidly became Huey. Louise is of course, Louie, and now some wag has decided that the only thing to call them Is Huey, Dewey and Louie. Even their teacher has Joined in, and it has stuck.

1 hate it, my children detest It, and everyone else thinks it Is funny. I have a friend called Richard. He is never called Dick. He says It is simply a matter of body language, but I do not seem to have the technique, and three small children have no hope. Can you suggest some effective methods to get them called by their given names? Mum, Yarra Clen.

FOR A start, you can tell the teacher to stay right out of it. Part of the nature of teasing is that the object of teasing is upset by it. Encourage your children not to care so much. They could all choose names for themselves and call each other by those. But you may have to realise that part of the reason for giving a nickname Is affection and acceptance.

Each of the names are not so bad on their own together of cause, we're talking Disney nefariousness. This may sound trite, but it could be a lot worse. My mother has never called me Katherlne, and would be astonished at doing so herself, as it Is not a name I have ever had. However, in the dim, dark, days when I was very small, she did attempt As soon as I was old enough to shovel mashed peas down her front we reached an understanding on the matter. She didn't have much of a moral platform, given Dear Kaz, I'm in love with a girl who sells (exact nature of primary produce deleted) at the Victoria Market.

I don't know her name, or If she's married, and every time I go to ask her out, I say something stupid like, "How's I gave her a little heart-shaped box with a gold chain Inside, for Christmas, with "Merry Christmas" on the back of my business card. I know It was sleazy, and of course she dldnt ring, but I'm getting sick of eating II kilos of (unspecified foodstuff) every week. I'm getting desperate. Is there a nice way of asking her out? All At Sea, Burwood. WHAT DO you mean, GETTING desperate? Good Lord.

If you're not careful you'll turn into a (you know what), eating it all the time. This object of your desire should not have kept your Christmas present That was an error in the etiquette department. I don't even know if she said "thank so I don't know bow she feels towards you. You could say, "Half a kilo of (la la la) thanks. Would you like to come to the movies with me?" She will then say, or or "I don't go to the movies" in which case you could say "How about a row on the rivermudwrestling ringside seatsstrike whichever is least likely to So she'll say no, maybe.

At least you'll know. You're not sleazy, you're just scared. So's everyone. Go to it. If It doesn't work out, find another.

That's how we do things here. Good luck. Send your queries to Keep Yourself Nice, 'The Age', 250 Spencer Street, Melbourne, 3000. Letters may be edited. Dear Kax, How do I tell my mother to sod oft? Dont get me wrong, this Is not to be utilised for the usual "eat your peas" tiff, but more, rather when IMPORTANT ISSUES are being discussed.

I understand that my mother endured all kinds of primordial pain for me, and as such should be afforded some form of forgiveness, but Important Issues are Important Issues. She point-blank refuses to listen to any concerns about dishwashers. In fact, she even tried to persuade me that the reverse Is true. Also, cigarettes. Although not one of my more sound and endearing habits, mum currently wonders If I have any.

It Is my right, not as bad as heroin, etc etc. So, when all good reason has been flung out the window, or under the much-lumpy carpet, what then? End Of My Argumentative Tether, Ballarat I virility PoTervcy .7 fct' aPyrS 60NQUST( P0lVR, I OOLD I 4 i i S) ii 3 THE BEST way to settle arguments Is to bring in a third party. Guess what it's not going to be me. The Australian Conservation Foundation or Friends Of The Earth will adjudicate on the dishes. Without wishing to pre-empt any medical findings, I think it's fairly safe to say I lllAllMm.ikwnairiiiwwwviriJi Sit back and think of soap TWO 7.00 Rait.

10.00 Qardiiiii ftistrslia. R. 10.30 Osrelts aid Other AiImIs: Frlsiit Is nets. R. 11.00 Last Fraatltr.

11.30 Track Ail Fills TiciiIim- 12.00 laikstkall: Aistnlii NIL All-start. R. 1.30 Stcctr Tkls Wetk. 2.00 EHtish Soccer: Arstaal Crystal Falsci. 3.00 Tacktlig: 12 Metro.

4.00 Svhulii: 1111 WsrM CkMileiskii. 5.00 TacstiM: Prix. 0.01 HorliMi: Fin 0i Tin HI The PrtdlcUM Proktea. How earthquakes and volcanic eruptions can be predicted. G.

S. 7.00 lews. Presented by Sue Mcintosh. 7.30 The teed Lift. British comedy series with Richard Briers and Felicity Kendall.

G. R. 0.00 First 01 The Smsmt wise. BBC comedy series with David Fenwick. G.

S. 0.31 The MIL British police series. PGR. S. TEN 0.30 Ambles Oi Style.

G. 7.00 Great Space Ctatttr. C. 7.30 Stttl Riders. C.

R. 0.00 Miipptt Rabies. C. R. 0.30 Fraagli Rtck.

C. 9.00 Vidtt Hits. G. 12.00 Bricks Aid Mlrtir. Issues and advice for the home owner.

Presented by Kathryn Greiner and Bob Ryan. G. 12.30 WhM Spirts. Weekly round-up. 1.00 Rigky Ltaivt: 1911 Challeife Cip.

Highlights of week two. 5.00 Desert Walker Sid Ti Bell. Documentary which follows adventurer Denis Barteel as he became the first man to walk across the Australian continent from Burketown in Queensland to Glenelg in South Australia. G. R.

I. 00 Hiws. Presented by Mai Walden. 0.30 Star Siarck. Jeff Phillips hosts a national talent quest where viewers ring in their votes.

G. 7.30 Bifwatch. US drama series. An unhappy young man runs away with his friends to a deserted island. They soon learn they are trapped on the island with modern-day pirates.

With David Hasselhoff. PGR. R. 0.30 Rtck li Ril. Rock concert filmed at the Marcana Stadium during the annual Rio de Janeiro carnival.

Featuring performances by INXS, Prince, George Michael, Guns N' Roses, Faith No More, A-Ha, Santana, Run DMC, Billy Idol, Joe Cocker, New Kids On The Block. Includes interviews with some of the major artists. (Simulcast withMMM-FM.) II. 30 CRH Overnight. Includes news coverage via satellite from Cable News Network, Atlanta.

blahs, mmvoH teCrPlTAT(OH 'FAVM'fSf, r4ME IMMORTALTY A they keep revising the plot for you In case you dozed off or left the room to make a cup of tea, micturate or throw up. Lynch Is prepared to allow us to be bamboozled while we take pleasure in the revelation of secrets. It Is a great moment of secrecy unveiled when Harry S. Truman, at the end of a hard day at the morgue (. Intercourse with at least three men on the day of her death .) goes to bed with a pretty Asian widow who owns the Umber mill.

"Twin Peaks' confirms all one's prejudices (and a film-maker cannot be fairer than that) about country life. 'Bellblrd', 'A Country Practice' and Inaccurate, sentimental memories of Lawson have led us to think of country towns as innocent, open-hearted and decent In fact they contain festering heaps of fornicators and con men, just like the big cities only more concentrated. When you look at 'Twin Peaks' It is as if 'A Country Practice had been re-written with Dr Terence as a junkie pederast Dr Kouros with the assistance of matron as a serial poisoner and Cookie and Bob as a venomous pair of old queens. This is my kind of show. I grew up in a country town and it was just like 'Twin Peaks with a Welsh accent People keep calling Twin Peaks' surrealist but I don't see It True, the narrative line, unlike that of most soaps, Is not written for backward seven-year-olds.

Certainly there are odd appearances like the dwarf, but I'm prepared to regard this sort of thing private fantasies anyone is apt to have after living in a country town. There are wonderfully outrageous characters, the sort you used to meet In Lygon Street before Country Road and SoortsRirl got there. The log lady is a model of obsessive behavior as Is the eye-patch woman seeking to perfect a completely silent curtain track. Lucy on the switch makes you think of J'idy Holliday. The weeping cop is enjoying his tears because there's no busybody counsellor trying to get him out of the habit Best of all are Special Agent Dale Cooper, the anal-retentive pie eater, and the sadistic truckle Leo, with a foot fetish about his boots and a tendency to batter his wife who is having It off with Bobby who twitches in early Actors' Studio Brando-style.

This Is my kind of show. I grew up in a country town and it was just like Twin Peaks' with a Welsh accent 12.00 Hew Tt Ssrvlvi hi Japai. R. 12.30 Scetf. R.

1.00 Feci The Press. R. 1.30 Tic Trireaw Oust. 2.20 HKtrtalitHs. 2.30 Patttns Of Lsidscaie.

3.20 IIIisIm. 3.30 Rtzi. R. 4.00 MC Tie Vtt. R.

4.30 The Rem. R. 5.30 Wertd Stcctr. 0.30 WtrM Htws. With Lee Lin Chin.

7.00 Fieri 0i Hi. Cooking series featuring British chef Keith Floyd. 7.30 OitHtoe. Currant affairs. 1.30 FUM.

Mary Of A CkaatherauM. (1964 French satire.) Delightfully wicked but visually uninspired film, set in pre-WWII France, about chambermaid Celestine (Jeanne Moreau) who works for a repressed middle-class family. The acerbic script was written by director Luis Bunuel and Jean-Claude Carriere. 11.11 FUM. Rmm, OtM CKy.

(1945 Italian drama.) A masterwork, directed by Roberto Rossellini. A resistance fighter takes refuge from the with a friend and his pregnant lover. Its gritty newsreel style and a superb performance by Anna Magnani as the pregnant Pina make it a gem. AO. R.

11.50 FUM. CkMaa, ClMSM. (1979 documentary.) Intriguing effort to blend the history of India's massive film industry with an analysis of why cinema is so central to life on the sub-continent PGR. R. 2.05 Close.

SDS: 28UHF 10.30 lireteii Soccer Weekly. 11.30 HiHm Stcctr. 12.30 WtrM Stcctr. 1.30 Aaee's ktttrutieeai Kltcaea. R.

2 JO Italia Hews. 240 Maltese Hews. 3.11 (seek Hews. 3.30 CalUag Edge: Parttif. R.

4.M RatettM. R. 8.30 My Place, My LMd, My Psettt. Documentary series focusing on Aboriginal issues. 0.00 HetMse.

0.30 Hews. 7 JO Vis PseatL Current affairs. 740 Tht Hatara Of Mtslc. British documentary series. Final.

G. R. 1.11 lartk AM Jeaes la SaaR Reset. Mel Smith and Griff Rhys-Jones in a series of short comedies. Final.

1.38 Octiews 4. Peerless Italian series about police inspector Corrado Cattanl (Michele Placido). Tonight, tht hunt continues for the killers of Cattani's offsider; banker Tano Cariddi uses blackmail to further his quest for control of a multinational Insurance company. 11.15 Tke Mevte Shew. David Stratton and Margaret Pomeranz review the week's new cinema releases.

R. 1045 0a Tht Hirer Mmmm. Polish drama series. Elzunia meets her match and a wedding takes place. 1141 FRJH.

Lees. 1989 Dutch thriller. A lawyer becomes obsessed with a woman he meets while defending a client on a sex-murder charge. Stars Tom Jansen. 1.30 Clese.

SEVEN 7.00 Satirday Ditiif G. 0.00 VMtt SiMlh Hits. G. 12.00 Might Pawas. C.

1.00 FILMS. The Mm Fran Larmle. (1955 western.) Jimmy Stewart stars as a cattleman hunting his brother's killers. Above-average western. G.

R. (3.30) Tht Ires llevt. (1954 swashbuckler.) Routine 18th Century adventuredrama. Stars a hopelessly miscast Robert Stack. G.

R. 5.00 let Smart. US comedy series. G. R.

0.00 lews. 0.30 Celebrity Faally Fend. G. 7.00 Cttohrtty Wheel Of FtrtMt. G.

7.30 WirM Artead It: CMtHert Crisis. A report on the ecological crisis confronting Australia. G. (Tattslotto draw 1 003.) I. 30 Feeteall: 1111 Festers Cm.

Third quarter final, live from AFL Park, Waveriey. II. 00 Ruts LaidiH- US drama serial. PGR. 12.05 FUM.

Cany Oi The Jufle. (1969 comedy). Stars Sid James, au. h. 1.10 FILMS.

Sahara. (1943 WWII drama.) A year after 'Casablanca' Humphrey Bogart starred in this excellent war movie about an American-British unit harassing the Germans in North Africa. Strong and credible characters, with lots of action. With J. Carroll Naish.

PGR. (3.05) Ruck 0l All Her. (1949 drama.) This time Bogart, as a defence attorney, plays second fiddle to a young John Derek who portrays with gusto a victim of the system who turns to a life of crime. A little melodramatic, but worth taping. AO.

BAW. 445 FILM. Charts Of The Lasctrs. (1953 Crimean War drama.) Stars Paulette -Goddard, Jean-Pierre Aumont. G.

R. SEVEN 0.30 Tht Steer Siaaav Skew. G. 7.30 Wtabat. C.

0.00 Hicklebtrry Fin Aid Hit Friesds. C. 0.30 Space Rights. C. S.

1.00 SpertswtrM. Hosted by Bruce McAvaney. 12.00 FILM. The Retiri Of Tht WtrM's Onatist Detective. (1976 comedy.) Larry Hagman plays a policeman who thinks he is Sherlock Holmes.

G. R. I. 31 FMlbatt: 1111 Festers Cm. Fourth quarter final, live from AFL Park, Waveriey.

4.00 Meter Rack: RASCAR-ABSCAR. Coverage of today's competition from the Thunderdome, Calder Park. 0.00 Hews. Presented by Peter Mitchell. 0.30 Tht MaJcl WmM Of Msmv: Stedeit Eicaaeee.

Two youths try to win friends by masquerading as ultra-chic foreign exchange students. With Tod Field. G. 0.30 FILM. OcttfMtf.

(1983 James Bond adventure.) Roger Moore stars in this 13th Bond film, alongside Maud Adams (Octopussy) and Louis Jourdan. PGR. R. II. 00 TklrtyseewtklH- US drama series.

Melissa falls in love with a younger man. With Patricia Wettig, Peter Horton. PGR. 12.00 lie unsay tmji. 2.00 FUM.

HaMMtL (1983 detective thriller.) German director Win) Wenders' first American film is an engagingly different, if sometimes confused, 1920s-style retelling of mystery writer Dashiell Hammett's involvement in a missing person case. Stars Frederic Forrest. AO. R. 345 FUM.

TlMtSSM'l FartMf. (1955 western.) Stars John Payne, Ronald Reagan, Rhonda Fleming. PGR. R. 1 SATURDAY NINE 0.30 Cricket: First Test.

Live from Jamaica, coverage of the first day's play between the West Indies and Australia. 0.30 aC Cirepaiy. C. 12.00 Tkt Wackiest Ship li The Amy. G.

R. I. 00 Wldt Wtrld Of Spirts. Hosted by Ken Sutcliffe and Max Walker. 5.00 Rirkt's Rackyard.

Advice for the gardening enthusiast. G. R. S. 5.51 Rut.

1.00 Htws. 0.30 Hiy, Hty, It's Satirday. Variety program hosted by Daryl Somers. Guests include Southern Sons and The Chantoozies. G.

0.30 FILM. Tke Ttwtrlai latent. (1974 drama.) Two years after he made 'The Poseidon Adventure' the master of superstar adventures, Irwin Allen, came ashore to produce this lavish but tedious disaster movie about a skyscraper catching fire on its opening night, trapping lots of VIPs who, one by one, meet their doom. All-star cast includes Paul Newman, Steve McQueen, William Holden, Richard Chamberlain, ave Dunaway. AO.

R. II. 50 HithtllM. Presented by Jim Waley. 11.55 MTV.

Music videos, news and interviews. Presented by Richard Wilkins. AO. 2.00 Cricktt: First Test. Live from Jamaica, coverage of the second day's play between the West Indies and Australia.

Commentators include Richie Benaud, Tony Cozier, Ian Chappell. Mercifully, Tony Greig has not made the trip. (Includes Ski Wtrld 3 3.40 am.) SUNDAY NINE 0.00 Cricktt: First Tsst. Continuation of overnight coverage of the second day's play in Jamaica between the West Indies and Australia. 0.00 RitlMts Stiday.

I. 00 Striay News, current affairs and interviews. Presented by Jim Waley. II. 00 WMt WtrM 01 Sports, G.

1.00 Free Spirit. US comedy series. G. 1.30 Heartlaed. With Brian Keith.

G. 2.00 FILM. The Three Steeejet St Areied Tht WtrM hi A Dan. 1963 comedy. R.

d.HStertsSmday.G. 1.00 Htws. Presented by Peter Hitchener. 1.30 0m WtrM: Tht hunters: Owl Of Mtaes. Documentary which looks at the work) of inventors and their inventions.

G. 7.30 00 MlMlis. Current affairs. 1.30 FILM. Tht Rtsiry Msrders.

(1987 mystery.) Even die-hard Donald Sutherland fans will find this one disappointing. He plays a priest who probes the serial murders in Detroit of nuns and priests. The plot is confusing, the ending is a fizzer and apart from Sutherland, the actors aren't up to It. With Charles Duming. AO.

S. 1141 RhjhtHM. Presented by Jim Waley. 1041 FUM. AatriCM Rrfn-hJ.

1987 comedy. Stars Emily Longstreth, Pat Kirton. 1.00 Cricket: First Test Live coverage from Jamaica of the third day's play between the West Indies and Australia. Commentators include Richie Benaud, Tony Cozier, Ian Chappell. (Includes Ski WtrM 3 340 mi.) (03) sasm.

RELAXING Personal 179 1.21 Rewt. 1.31 Satirday Rtlht Clin. Clive James presents excerpts trom the world worst TV shows and chats to some of its funniest people. Tonight's studio guest is the irrepressible Billy Connolly. 11.11 FILM.

Fhjlt Dm Tt lit. (1933 musical.) Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers teamed up for the first time in this museum piece set in Rio de Janeiro. The story is trifling, but some of the dance routines are terrific, particularly the one in which showgirls dance on the wings of aircraft while they are flying. Songs include 'The Carioca', 'Orchids In The Moonlight' and the theme song. G.

R. 1141 1 Guitars 'n' Metal special. TWO I. Kits. 10.00 Stcctr.

R. II. 10 wtfM Of Wtrsklp.S. 12.00 Talk Of The Deill. R.

1.00 Swday Art iron Simmw Eiitlii With MartliPtrtM. (1.02) Mai aid MislcR. (1.52) Aisel aid Ct. R. S.

(2.30) Piter Rets with lraee Sell. (3.00) artkir leys: Mm ef Two Wtrids. R. (3.51) Tesca. (4.05) Mas aid Misk.

5 JO Rube EiflMd Scitlaid. 1.00 AH Crtatirtt Ireat Aid SbmH. BBC drama series with Robert Hardy. G. R.

S. 0.50 Arts Atstralti. 7.M Hews. With Sue Mcintosh. 7.30 Reaped 01 The lalley.

Horace Rumpole (Leo McKern) goes before the medical council to defend an Indian doctor who allegedly molested a female patient. 1.20 Hews (also 9.25). 0.30 Tree Sttrits: Desert Tracks. Documentary series. Tonight, tracing the experiences of urban whites as they share three weeks of nomadic desert life with the Aboriginal Pitjantjatjara community.

Ml tsaks Fran Hints. The return of the brilliant British series, starring Bob Hoskins and Gemma Craven, about a struggling music-sheet salesman in the mid-1 930s whose life is changed when he meets two people in Gloucester. One of the finest TV series of all time. PGR. 1145 Ctaaass.

11.21 HtH Street Uses. US drama series with Daniel J. Travanti. AO. 12.11 Clest.

HAT fine screen writer Alan Plater ('Beiderbecke Tapes') refused to take part in a television discussion on 'Twin Peaks' (Channel 10, Tuesdays 9.30). He was not prepared, he said, to listen to critics carrying on about David Lynch's post-modernist deconstruction of the soap-opera genre. Neither am 1. It is simply a ripper of a soap opera. What a beginning, right from tne titles snowing tne ova, me mill, the screaming machine strarpen-ing the saw blades, the landscape (cold and threatening), the waterfall (hi there, you Freudians).

The music grinds out big, slow, sinister chords, the water flows. This Is the country, An Asian woman makes up, an ageing man picks up fishing gear. We hear a total of six words "going fishing" and "the lonesome foghorn Then he finds the body and we are Into the heart of the story. "Twin Peaks' looks thoroughly cinematic, an expensive production. There are none of the.

generic ping-pong scenes in which two people deliver radio-serial dialogue while the cameras monotonously switch medium close-ups back and forth. That's not quite true. Lynch occasionally goes into parody mode and sends up this sort of stock soap technique. His sense of parody is Irresistible, sly, comic. When the cops pull back the plastic that envelopes Laura Palmer she seems to be dressed like a bride sleeping with the white veil surrounding a lovely face blue-ilpped from the water.

His use of the dangling telephone Is In the high tradition. It Is wonderful hokum. Normal soap Is all plot; vents have to move fast so that you don't have time to see the holes in the plot The participants are given just enough character to get them plausibly through that ploL Next week a new plot and new minimal character traits to match. In "Twin Peaks' Laura's death is the whole plot Everything else clusters around this fact and teases the viewer who is rash enough to try to puzzle It all out Don't bother. Just agree with the character In the second episode who says: "I have no Idea what is going on." Lynch Is good at this sort of confusion.

In his incomprehensible movie 'Dune' (on my list of the 10 most boring movies, just trailing 'Madonna of the Seven Moons') he starts with a girl saying in a significant voice: "Beginning Is a very delicate time." Other film mannerisms of his continue In down-market television form, like his trick of using famous names. The sheriff Is Harry S. Truman, just as one of the 'Dune' characters Is called Atreldes. What makes Twin Peaks' so enjoyable is the sense that you don't have to worry about the plot. In normal soap DINNER DANCE sums rooo RELAXED AMBIENCE ROMANTIC MVSC EVERY SATURDAY MGHT laf I trial repair aa eartta Mr mm QUARTER SESSIONS 41 counrt sr.

MELBOURNE Mdbotrret to TEN 5.30 Heir 01 Ptwir.G. 0.30 Mass FtrTM At Htm. 7.00 This The Ltli. G. 7.30 MMttt leMes.

C. R. 1.00 VMM Hits. 12.00 FILM. Ckttty Chttty RaM laM- (1968 musical fantasy.) Poor songs from Richard and Robert Sherman ('Mary Poppins') and unconvincing special effects detract from this fantasy about a flying car, the children who own it and their efforts to oust the leaders of a country where children are loathed.

But the kids might love it Stars Dick Van Dyke, Sally Ann Howes, Lionel Jeffries. G. R. 2.51 FUM. CkMtrfiRa.

(1960 comedy.) Disappointing Jerry Lewis film about a young man turned into a handsome prince by a good fairy (Ed Wynn). G. R. 445 MitMts. G.

R. 5.00 ThM Tueel. G. R. 1.00 Haws.

1.30 WIMew Oi Tht WtrM: Masked Meekirs- Documentary. G. 7.30 Tht SlmisMt. New US cartoon series. G.

1.00 Ctl'i Carpeiter. Australian comedy series with Kim Gyngell. G. I. 30 FUM.

DM Hard. (1988 action drama.) Last screened only six months ago, this is an action-packed but gratuitously violent yarn about a New York policeman (Bruce Willis) trapped in a Los Angeles office building seized by terrorists. Willis takes on the gang single-handed. Ridiculous plot, and much of the bruising impact is lost on the small screen. With Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia, Alexander Godunov.

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