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ence. Sexy costumes, suggestive song lyrics, pseudo Roman atmosphere and bawdy humour. Terrific banquet-style food and plenty of it 7.30pm Three course meal and show Sat) 159 Kent Street. City. Phone: 27 7355.

ROSE'S. Sweethearts on Parade. Gave McFar-lane and hostess Rose Jackson mix their talents to produce a terrific show. The music is lively, the lyrics are hilarious, clever and witty and the musicians are first class. 10pm $12 Bar and restaurant open from 6pm.

51 Goulbum St Sydney. Ph. 212 4693. Saturday See Friday List for ARGYLE TAVERN, BANKSTCWN TOWN HALL, BEACHCOMBER ISLAND THEATRE RESTAURANT. BURNING LOG, CLARENDON DINNER THEATRE COLONADES RESTAURANT MAGIC VILLAGE.

COMEDY STORE. DIRTY DICKS. ENSEMBLE THEATRE. FLANAGANS MUSIC LOFT. THE GAP, KINSELAS, KIRRIBILU PUB THEATRE, MOSMAN HOTEL, THE NEW ETON STREET THEATRE RESTAURANT.

NITERIDER. ROMAN SCANDALS. ROSE'S. COURTHOUSE HOTEL The Funnybone Comedy Show. The main feature for tonight's comedy performance is Chubby Katz who will be supported by Jean Paul Bell, Peter Fox and the man with a stinging sense of humour Andy Bee.

8.30pm 202 Australia St, Newtown. Ph.5l 2614. EL CABALLO BLANCO. Viva Last Vegas. Highly colourful tizz and glitter production of dancing horses and girls in fishnet stockings.

Quite unique and worth a peek. 7pm $27.00 includes pre-dinner drink and canapes, two complete shows and five-course smorgasbord. Old Hume Highway, Catherine Fields. Ph.606 62S6. TRAINS BAR BISTRO.

The Funnybone Comedy Show. A new name to the list of comedians doing the pub circuit headlines the show this week. His name is Frank Newali and he will be found on stage with Nick Jones who will do the introducing and comedians Nick Baltinos and Rick Gorman. 3 pm 75 Railway Street Rockdale. Ph.537 3818.

Sunday THE GAP. Jazz and Curry Night The music to help the curry go down is presented in the form of band Intersection with Tim Rowlinson. 730pm. Ill Foveaux St Surry Hills, to. 211 1188.

MAROUBRA BEACH HOTEL The Funnybone Comedy Show. The man with the dimples and the felt hat Calvin deGrey pretends he is MCfor the night and he will introduce trie star of the show. Keith Scott alias Dexter and Nick Baltinos alias Nick Baltinos. 6pm Marine Pde, Maroubra. to.

343 2821. Midweek See Friday's list for: ARGYLE TAVERN flues-Sat) BANKSTOWN TOWN HALL. BEACHCOMBER ISLAND (Wed-Sat) COLONADES RESTAURANT (Tues-Sat) DIRTY DICKS (Wed-Sat) FLANAGANS MUSIC LOFT (Wed) LES GIRLS, THE NEW ETON STREET THEATRE RESTAURANT. ROSE'S (Wed-Sun). BELFIELD HOTEL.

The Funnybone Comedy Show. Brett Sheargold will be the first man up on stage he will tell some funny stories and introduce Lucky Fordali, who will stand up and tell some funny stories and who will then make way for the dastardly duo, Thomas and Moored Thursday 8.30pm. $2 Comer Punchbowl and Burwood Roads, Bemeld. BEX LEY NORTH HOTEL The Funnybone Comedy Show. We do know for sure that Nick Baltinos will be appearing some time during the course of the evening.

Two other funny people will take to the stage Continued on page 13 the same genre but it is tongue-in-cheek. 8. 15pm. 34 Broughton Street Kirribilli. Phone: 560 5033.

KINSELAS. The Divine Show. My God. how do you start to describe a 3-stone drag queen who acts outrageous and dresses in bejewelled gowns. I don't think anything else need be said.

8pm $26. 383Bourite Street. Dariinghurst to. 331 6203 LES GIRLS. After nearly 25 years the drag queens have definitely secured their comer of the Cross.

Sleeky bodies, sequinned gowns and enough mascara to sink the QE2. 9.30pm. and 11.30pm. $23. (Half price mid week cone) 2C Roslyn St Kings Cross, to 358 1133.

MOSMAN HOTEL Slithering Heights. New pub theatre venue showing a comedy revue of skits and bits and pieces. 8. 15pm $7, $5 cone Military Rd, Spit Junction, to. 546 5266 THE NEW ETON STREET THEATRE RESTAURANT.

The Spies of Life. (Or Up Your Asts). A new show starring Sean Kramer and Bunny Gibson who present a comical farce featuring a send-up of ham-fisted spies. Part music, part satire, pure family entertainment 7.30pm Fri $23, Wed $13, Sat $25. 30 Eton St Sutherland, to 521 8888.

NITERIDER THEATRE RESTAURANT. The Cavalryman's Life Isn't Easy. This theatre-restaurant is delightfully decorated to resemble a western town and if you have ever enjoyed a Matt Dillon, Miss Kitty movie, chances are you will enjoy the comedy and music. Dinner served intermittently with the entertainment 7.30pm $23 a head, three-course meal and show. 671 Goulbum Street City.

Phone: 211 4383. PASTELS. Ruth McNaughton and Tim Rowlin-son. These two musicians combine the taste of jazz and vocals and are supported by a creative guitar. 11pm $2 cover Rowe Street City.

Phone: 231 2902. ROMAN SCANDALS. Up The Sexes. A musical comedy show that completely envelopes the audi DIRTY DICKS. Dick Turpi.

The infamous but loveable highwayman heads off to Londontown. He is waylaid en route when he pops in oh Miss Potty and -the Dirty Dick's diners get to enjoy their carryings on. 8pm.Three course meal and show Saturday) 313 Pacific Highway. Crows Nest to 329 8888. ENSEMBLE THEATRE.

Lata Cabaret. Relaxing piano playing by Guy Simpson serenades you as you enjoy supper at the theatre. 10.30pm $4.50 supper and entertainment 78 McDougaB St Milsons Point to. 923 8877 THE FLANAGANS MUSIC LOFT. Manly Frolics of '42.

Wartime romance musical about two young girls who are beached at Manly in 1942 when the Japanese submarine attacks Sjydney Harbour, ft is a fun musical frolic reminiscent of the 40s music which is sung by the Flanagans trio. 8.40pm. $24. 7 The Corso, Manly, to 977 658S. 1 THE GAP.

Gap Comix. KevlKerr the meatworker post who undoubtedly gets plenty of ribs in his line of work comperes a line-up of comedians which includes Gretel Killeen, Julie McCrossin, The Jet Black Cowboy, Eric Vermin and Kym Goldsworthy. 8.30pm. $8, $4 cone After Comedy Bands. Performing for your entertainment the Sea Monsters plus Fiction romance.

11.30pm. Ill Foveaux Street Surry Hills to 212 1188. THE GOLDEN GARTER VARIETY THEATRE RESTAURANT. Four's Company. A musical review from Hollywood to Broadway starring Toni Stevens, Lynne Dargie, Les Asmussen and Mai Leonard.

Three course meal and show Sat) Bar open 7 pm showtime 8. IS pm 121 Crown St East Sydney, to 357 6288. KIRRIBILU PUB THEATRE. The Mad Scientist Show. If you enjoy those mad scientists, Peter Cushing, horror movies of the 50s, this is a movie in Continued from page 11 Three course meal and show.

7pm. Car Chapel and Rickard St Bankstown. to 703 4890. THE BURNING LOG THEATRE RESTAURANT. Pack Up Your Troubles.

A bit of country and western entertainment featuring some of those well-known TV western theme songs which will bring back a few memories Included in the variety show are several Broadway hits, plenty of dancing and humour. 8pm $26.00 per head, three-course meal and show, all beer, wine and soft drink. 632 Old Northern Road, Dural. Phone: 651 IBS. BEACHCOMBER ISLAND THEATRE RESTAURANT.

Fantasy Island. This theatre restaurant converts the tables and chairs into a hiau and presents a beach party on Fantasy Island. Hula girls, Hawaian music, the right atmosphere and the right food. 7pm. Three course meal and Sat) 233 Victoria Rd, Drummoyne.

to SI 2253. CLARENDON DINNER THEATRE. Th Buccaneer Show. A lunatic pirate show with music, comedy and vaudevillian humour. 7.30pm $21.50 three course meal and show.

Cnr Luriine Waratah Sts, Katoomba. to. 047 82 1322. COLONNADES RESTAURANT MAGIC VILLAGE. A live show of comedy and magic including illusionists, exotic belly dancing and a three-piece band.

Compere, Scott Carter, controls the evening and performs comedy and singing. 7pm four course meal and show $24.95. 84-88 Anzac Pie, Kensington, to 863 2387. THE COMEDY STORE. A conglomeration of stand-up comedians do their best to keep the audience laughing.

They often succeed and often don't but a carafe of house white is guaranteed to make you laugh easier. ftwn 3pm. Margaret Lane, off Jamieson Street, City. Phone: 27 1938. P.O.S.H.

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