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J2THE AGE, Monday 30 1984 7 TV REVIEW WORLD Straight is for Sunday best vide information on the expelled Soviet diplomat Valeriy Ivanov and his relationship with Mr David Combe. Page 1 The father of the Chappell brothers Australia's most famous cricketers died at the weekend. Mr Martin Chappell was prominent in Adelaide cricket circles. Page 25 Radioactive equipment had been dumped at up to 20 locations in the Maralinga region following secret atomic tests in the early 1960s, according to a former RAF technician. Page 1 THE STATE Massage parlor legislation proposed by the State Government is being challenged by the South Melbourne Council which is planning to revoke' permits for two massage parlors.

Page 3 damien mmmfi) About 1M well-dressed people attended Sir Garfield Barwick's "garage sale" in Sydney on Saturday, where items being auctioned ranged from a Sir Sidney Nolan painting to a iawnmower. Page 3 A million early retirement scheme for Victoria's railways has caused staff shortages, forcing the Government to hire 123 extra railway workers in recent weeks.Page 3 China has censored President Rea-r for the second time in two days, provoking an incident which threat- ens to overshadow his six-day visit. h- pe 1 if A' Jaguar being built on a two-fifths s-scale for Prince William's second birthday, is going to cost more than the real thing. Page 7 Jritish police believe they have -identified the killer of the polices-woman Yvonne Fletcher through the Use of highly sophisticated eavesdropping devices aimed from the Libyan People's Bureau in London. Page 8 Colonel Muammar Gaddafi is still publicly hailed as "the leader" of Libya, but there are signs that his regime faces potentially serious trouble.

Page 8 Vietnam and the Soviet Union joined in air exercises, which ob- -servers believe were a "show of strength" to the two nations' ies. Page Wall Street trading recoiled on Fri-i Jay after news that the US trade had blown out to. a record i 5US10.3 billion the third consecu-5 five monthly record deficit giving 5 rise to fears 1984 could be the year on record for US trading. Page 22 Short-burning cigarettes may reduce the number of fire-related deaths in Australia. Cigarettes are said to be the leading cause of fire-related deaths and casualties.Page 3 Fun times with the family cockatoo WHILE Sunday morning television is in the grip of God, Saturday morning belongs to animated idiots and super-heroes.

Weekly my children sit transfixed, gazing silently at their weekend icons. For once (once only) I joined the vigil, just in time to catch the end of The Flint-stones' (Channel 7 at 8am). As usual, the dreadful Fred was displaying his insensitive Cro-Magnetic personality. "Wil-maaaaaaaaaaaaa, open this door?" he cried, forever outwitted by his crafty dinosaur. Not long after this came 'He-Man and the Masters of the Universe'.

In terms of bombastic self-indulgence, He-Man rivals only Fred Flintstone. "I am the power!" he intoned at maybe 200 decibels, pausing only to save the world and poke his pectorals into another planet's business. Leaving such Hanna-Barbarity behind. I turned to the saner world populated by Heckle and Jeckle, those two long-nosed, animated magpies (Channel 9 at 8.30). "We don't need money, old friend," said Heckle to Jeckle (or was it Jeckle to "After all, this is a cartoon." Truer words have seldom been spoken, especially by a celluloid magpie who looks like a cross between a nun and Concorde.

By now, my children had forsaken Heckle and Jeckle to play with our real-life cockatoo. I remained, trance-like, in front of another cartoon, 'Superfriends' (Channel 10 at 8.30), in which Superman, Batman, Robin, Wonder Woman, and the Invisible Man fought for truth, justice, and survival between the commercial breaks and promos. Finally, I turned to The Gary Coleman Show' back on Nine. That did it here was the cartoon version of the dreaded Arnold, of 'Diffrent Strokes'. This time, however, he is twice as obnoxious, five times as cute in the guise of an angel doing good on Earth.

"Gee Wow! Huh Heyyyyy! Uh-oh," said Angel Arnold, by way of communication. I joined the children and the cockatoo. MICHAEL SHMITH PHALLOCRYPTS are a must on tourists' shopping lists in Papua New Guinea. This is a polite anthropological word for the penis gourds fetching about $2.25 each in Port Moresby tourist traps. They come from the Telefomin district in the West Sepik province on the PNG-Irian Jaya border.

They are made by cutting the top of a gourd, removing the seeds and letting it dry close to a fire. The locals wear the long straight penis gourds during traditional dancing-sings-ing, and the curly one is used for everyday wear. Melbourne-born Terry Tralnor, who has worked in PNG as a teacher and public servant for more decades than he cares to remember, is now based at Van-imo on the north-west coast. He recently took a friend from Rabaul to Telefomin to try on the local culture. However, the Tolai were slightly embarrassed about posing with the accoutrement, so Mr Trainor, wishing to lend some moral support, stripped off and strapped on.

As the camera never lies, the resulting photograph of the duo presented some problems. Development at Lae, Madang or Port Moresby was out (Mr Trainor considered himself too well known). So too was his former "tokplace" of Melbourne, so he sent his film to Kodak in Sydney. It was returned with a letter from a former Lae missionary in PNG now processing for Kodak in Sydney which began: "Dear Terry, so pleased to see you embracing local customs at last Rascals at large PAPUA New Guinea is a police reporter's paradise. The local newspapers are filled each day with stories of rape and robbery, and the first thing a visitor to Port Moresby notices are the "boy fences" to keep the "rascals" at bay, the guard dogs and hire cars with burglar alarms.

A rundown of a police blotter in newspapers over the past few days goes like this: A woman was raped by a gang at Port Moresby while her husband was porting an upsurge in trading with people beginning to return to the still-threatened town (there was a deal of seismic activity over Easter and an earthquake measuring 5.4 on a Richter scale on Friday). Trading companies such as Burns Philp, Steamships and Foodland have all reported slight improvements, but Burns Philp, branch manager Len Osborne says he does not see a return to normal business until June. Thy name is mud EVERY photographer worth his or her salt is hoping to get a picture of Pope John Paul II with the mudmen of Gor-oka, where the pontiff will say Mass for an expected 500,000 people at Mount Ha-gen on Tuesday week. But the credit card company, MasterCard, went to Central Casting in Sydney for the mudmen who feature in its television commercials across Australia. Rather than travel to the PNG highlands, the company shot the commercial in the wilds of the Channel 9 parking lot in Sydney.

The mudmen were recruited from local Fijians, Indians and Aborigines. MasterCard says it is more widely accepted around the world than any other credit card. Except in Goroka Back to business WHERE business goes, banks are sure to follow and Westpac and the Papua New Guinea Banking Corporation, both of which evacuated staff to Port Moresby and Lae some time ago, plan to send them back to Rabaul next month. With all attention focused on the possibility of an eruption at Rabaul, a volcano on Nanam Island off the PNG north coast between Wewak and Madang has been narrowly blowing its top for some time. Third-level airline operators have been taking tourists on charter flights over the island at sunset to see the molten lava and belching smoke.

The Federal Public Service Board wants a 13 per cent pay rise for heads of Government departments to give them parity with private sector salaries for business executives. Page 4 Money from the $2590 million Bicentennial Roads program should be diverted to areas of greater social need, a Left-wing Government backbencher said yesterday. Page 4 in Port Moresby held at bay by a man holding an axe. A chairman of the National Broadcasting Commission, Mr Austin Sapias and his family barricaded themselves inside, their Port Moresby home while "rascals" threw stones and bottles. The men had been disturbed by security men while trying to break in, and after a brief fist-fight, guards were routed by a horde of rascals.

It was the fourth break-in in 12 months for the Sapias household. Five men were charged with stealing a car last Thursday. It happened to have a registration number 'MP 23' and is the official car of the Minister for Religion, Women, Youth and Recreation, Mr Awasa. Two men were shot in a gunfight outside Lae last week. Moses Wulipa and a relative, Kal Kamang, were admitted to the local hospital where the medical superintendent, Dr Manase Saott, said Wulipa was complaining of "severe abdominal pain" caused by the gunfire.

Relief for Rabaul THESE have been dark days for Rabaul in East New Britain. The volcano-threatened town has been on a stage-two emergency since October. In that time, it has endured the mass exodus of "expats" (Europeans), the evacuation of thousands of nationals and a scandal over the Government's handling of the emergency. But the lights are starting to come back in Rabaul. Business houses are re Three fatal accidents at the weekend have boosted the State's road toll to 218 seven more than at the same time last year.

Page 5 TODAY'S EVENTS THE NATION The cost of road crashes to Australia is at least $3000 million annually or 2 per cent of GNP figures released by the Office of Road Safety show. Page 5 POLITICS: Federal Cabinet meets tomorrow in Canberra. LAUNCH: The State Youth. Sport and Recreation Minister, Mr Trezise. will launch a new fitness complex at the Display Centre at the State Bank Centre on the corner of Bourke and Elizabeth Streets at 1 pm.

EXHIBITION: The Lord Mayor of Sydney and the Lord Mayor of Wellington in New Zealand will open a photographic exhibition of the 1984 Festival of Sydney and OTC House in Sydney at 11.15 am. INQUIRY: The Jackson inquiry continues on the 4th floor of the Slate Bank building. 1 Oxford Street, Sydney at 10 am. SPORT: The TAB covers harness racing at Moonee Valley and greyhounds at Olympic Park. The Attorney-General, Senator Ev-? 'arts, said yesterday it was "perfectly '-proper" for Mr Justice Murphy to i his views on the need to pro-7 j'ect personal privacy.

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