Kossuth County Advance from Algona, Iowa on May 26, 1966 · Page 9
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Kossuth County Advance from Algona, Iowa · Page 9

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•••••••••••••••••••••ft* SOME BONE DOCTOR came out with the statement there is no physical reason why a girl going south should wiggle so on the north. The doc may know all about bones but he isn't too good on, the one connected to the neck bone. That one houses what a woman uses for brains which is mostly intuition and just "because" as the main ingredient. Sure, the Old Goat is aware a woman has brains but they sure don't use them much particularly when picking out some poor male to harness up with. And the wiggle on the north is part of tne bait. The Chinese used to bind the feet of little girls to warp them so they couldn't walk without a wiggle that was more of a wobble. High heels do the same thing except not so painfully, though maybe pretty painful at that the way women slip them off every tune they get a chance. Oh, well, for the Old Goat it's an academic question, which in plain language means "So what?" GLIMPSED IN Bill Maurer's column in the Laurens Sun is an interesting item. To wit and viz as the lawyers say when they charge by the word: "We've heard of some ridiculous items, but Tuesday Weld and her hubby take the cake this week. Seems they are borrowing movies from the! Walt Disney library .to run off at their home. Watching Pinocchicio and the like, Tuesday explains, results in vibrations which are good for an expectant mother. So is riding on a motorcycle down a railroad track." ,,;. * *'•*••' THE EMMY AWARDS were a repeat of last year's awful show of watching the recipients Wander up to the podium to get their statues. Why is it they can't have them lined up back stage and get it over with? Some of them were tearjerkerS —the man who had been blacklisted for ten years but finally won out, and a couple of the girls getting all broken up including Mary Tyler Moore who didn't look a thing like in her show. Probably had a wig—no hair could be that awful. Bill Cosby scorned a bit overwhelmed by it all, and Danny Kaye tried to be cute but missed as usual. Carol Burnett gave the only interesting moment to the whole show. » tf * YUCCCK! Some darn fool joker wants a photo of the culprit put on his drivers license. Phooey to such a silly business. It's tough enough getting the durn thing if a person forgets and has to take the exam. But standing a follow up and shooting his pix to come on the license just about tears it all the way. The Old Goat hasn't a face to launch a rowboat let alone a thousands ships (Remember Helen of Troy?) unless the fellow in the boat gets scared which well he might. The Old Goat can just imagine the line-up while a woman fixes her hair a bit before going before the camera) Golly gee! * * * SUNDAY'S SPORTS page showed the bloody torso of the guy Cassius Mohamed or something like that Clay whopped in a so-called boxing exhibition in England the other night. The fight game is a lousy business and the picture was enough to prove it. And frankly the guys bopping each other around get little moolah for their trouble. The promoters and taxes take the money and the fighter gets the lumps. Maybe once upon a time it was the so-called "gentleman's sport" but it isn't now. The racket boys seems to run the deal. * * * MAYBE THE WAY to a man's heart is through his stomach, but a bit of study of the word "heart" may indicate it's the sweet nothings that get the job done. The first part of heart is "he", in the middle is "ear" the last part is "art." So the Old Goat would interpret it as being something in the male ear that is an art. And bub, if you don't think it is try to remember how you got hooked. So there-! Akortq Koituth (ountv \^Am ny\ct * * THUMDAY, MAY M, 1*M - ALMNA, IOWA Algona truck driver at Emmetsburg Jerry John Jurgens, 26, Alona, has been charged in district court at Emmetsburg with six counts of obtaining money under false pretenses. He was arrested Monday here. A preliminary hearing was held before George Blake, West Bend justice of the peace, Monday and the hearing was continued and bond set at $2000 on each of six counts. The stories filing charges are Anliker's Grocery, Al and Jack's Grocery and Schafer's Super Valu, all of West Bend. The cumulative amount of money specified in the charges is between two and three hundred dollars. Bach store filed two charges. Investigation indicates that the money was obtained by a variation of invoices between those presented to the merchants and those turned into the bottling company, according to County Attorney Charles H. Barlow. The accused is being held in the Palo Alto County jail in lieu of the bond. He is represented by Burt and Prichard. Jurgens is a former driver for the 7-Up Bottling Co. of Algona. He is married and the father of five children. Candidate to preach at Wesley church Wesley — A candidate minister, Rev. Curtis Anderson, of Little Fork, Minn., will conduct services in the Evangelical Free church Sunday, May 29. A union service with the Upper Flat congregation will be held in the local church that evening. Mrs. R. E. Jongewaard's parents, the Rev. and Mrs. George Supple, Columbia, S.C., are expected for several days over the June 5th weekend at Dr. Jongewaard's. Rev. Supple will conduct services in the Evangelical Free church. Graduation exercises for Corwith-Wesley school were held May 18 in the Corwith building with Ken Kew speaker. Most of the eight graduates and many of the members of the graduation class of Garrigan were members of the first kindergarten class in Wesley in 1953. The two weeks old girl, Angela Marie Ludwig, was taken by ambulance Saturday morning to a Rochester hospital for care of a heart condition. She is the first child of the Bill Ludwigs. She is the former Janice Vitzthum, The Robert Detmerings, Paola, Kans., cae Monday to visit the George Detmerings several days. All went to Humboldt for the graduation of the former couple's son, Robert, from the public school. Vic Loebig was released from the Britt hospital Sunday and is at his daughter, the Kenneth Ramussens, Forest City. Engaged MR. AND MRS. James H, Whittemore, Algona, announce the engagement and approaching marriage of their daughter, Brigitta, to Patrick J. Carnes, son of Mr. and Mrs. Gerald Carnes of Bloomington, Minn. Miss Whittemore will graduate this* spring from Iowa Wesleyan College in Mount Pleasant, where she majored in English. Mr. Carnes will graduate this Spring from St. John's Univer sity in Collegeville, Minn. Mr. Carnes will graduate with honors, Egregie Cum Laude, with a major in History. After the Aug. 20th wedding, the couple will live in Providence, R. 1., where Mr. Carnes will attend graduate school at Brown University. Soldier has Wesley leave before Viet Nam' Wesley — John Phil Richter came Friday for an 8-day leaVd with his wife and two Children j his mother, Mrs. Laura Richter, and other relatives. He had be^ en stationed at a Marine base in Maryland taking demolition training. He will leave Saturday for a base near San Francisco and expects to go to Viet Nam soon. A family picnic was held Sunday at Mrs. Laura Richter's. Attending were Mrs. Richter and Jack, the Frank Richters, Edward and Edmund Otises, Wesley; Jim Lucas's, and Margaret Otis, Ames; Jack Harpes, Waterloo; Edward Richters, Banr croft; Ed Dusolds, Mason City; Ed Wankins, Eagle Grove; Mike Richters, Britt, and Georgine and Connie Richter, Des Moines. ATTEND FUNERAL The Tom Forburgers, Frank Bleich, Mrs. Magdeline Bleich, Art Bleich, Joe Krieps, Mrs. Ann Bleich, Algona, Mrs. Ann Carman, Britt, and Mrs. Rena Haudek, Garner, attended the funeral of Lewis Minnehan, 68, at Jefferson Friday. He died May 17 of a throat cancer. Mr. Minnihan is survived by his widow, Katherine, a sister of Frank and Art Bleich, Mrs. For-, burger, Mrs. Haudek and Mrs. Gar man; also two sons, Robert, an engineer In Minneapolis, and Richard, a doctor in California, and a daughter Marcia, college student in Iowa City. 25TH WEDDING PARTY , the Clarence Nelson were $•> ven a surprise silver wedding party Sunday by a group of neighbors. At 500 at 3 tables prize winners were Mrs. Nelson, Mrs. Leo Goetz, Leonard Arndorfer and Ed Otis. The Nelsons were given a silver compote dish. The guests brought and served lunch, which included a beautifully decorated ca^ ke. DATE ALUMNI PICNIC The annual alumni picnic of the Corwith public school will be held again Memorial Day with the picnic to be served in the public school dining room. Wesleyans who are alumni of the school include Mrs. Pauline Pfeffer, Mrs. Mary Rockwood, Mrs. Hazel Studer and Mrs. August Studer. Humboldt at 10:30, and the dinner and the reception in the Legion hall. Mrs. John Phil Richter, who with her two children, have been living in ah Al Loebig apart* ment, have rented Mrs. Mildred Elsbecker's house and Will move about June 1. The Legion Auxiliary will meet Wednesday, June 1. Guests at Clarence Golwitzer's May 19 for Dale's confirmation were Helen Weydert, Algona, and Kenneth Krapp, Bancroft. The bed of blooming tulips at the Harold Price home is and Joyce. beautiful ftftd Simd*y re 245 in bloom, (JiieStS a* Thursday for the of Edward artd Jane WtJfC Joe Youngs, Garner, Mrs. Brcka and baby, Fofest City* and Mrs. Justine Becketv Bdb WA^WbWAViAwyVWiAWWWWW^ Congratulations Champions CLASS HAS PICNIC The Junior high class of the Wesley-Corwith school had a picnic at Pilot Knob Monday. Teachers who accompanied them were Mr. Shellenberg, Mr. Schreur, Mr. Parkhurst, Mrs. Howard Funnemark and Mrs. A. C. Discher. POPPY DAY SALE Veteran made poppies will be sold on Wesley streets and at each home Friday and Saturday, May 27-28. The 3 Cub dens met recently in the city park for a lively ballgame. They toasted marshmallows. Den Mothers who attended were the Mesdames Mary Reiling, Sandy Heard, Earl Robinson and David Roquet. Mrs. Justine Becker and Bob attended the wedding of Donald Becker, St. Joe, and Sandra Weber, Humboldt, May 14 in St. Mary's Catholic church in %^g^K =•"":" 3*'f^^^£;* f '~ .^'^A^^ " 'f'Z&f^^** T r-^^^|^^r Champions of the Grandmother's League in the Women's Bowling at the Algona Lanes were these fine gals representing KIRK'S SHOE STORE. Our best wishes and congratulations to each of them on • job well done. Left to right, Marie Lowman, Grace Wibben, Ruth Helmers and Helen Kirkland. KIRK'S SHOE STORE "The Store With Shoes Smart Shoppers Choose" '-VSVA%%%%S%VAV.%WW.V.V.VUVW.WVV " : ^llK^'? s ^ffeK^-?^^aflfe^V'^^*fiB^ v "?^'^*a)K^?'? i ?^ A-^^K^^<^^^,.us*SW^>>ii,^a^-^iu<.StWfe;r^3!t»E^^ SPORTSWEAR FROM FOR THE LONG WEEKEND SHEAKLEYS •' *, V .-' .,,/ .-''•" '' .• /x v ,-. ; . ^•••^ ™ B BaBaB. • VI H'Vt "'••••• tHHal .. H '*''^B|^F"- t. . f jt tf 1 V . J « "• . j . _. *> y A ..'..' 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