The Sydney Morning Herald from Sydney, New South Wales, Australia • Page 32

TORIES' INTEREST MELBOURNE, Saturday. The Conservative Party would maintain Britain's interest in South-East Asia if the countries in the area wanted it, the party's leader, Mr Edward Heath, said today, Mr Heath on a 12-day tour of Australia said, however, this would depend on the Conservative Party coming to power before 1971. The Conservative Party had always believed in main TO LAST taining stability in South-East Asia, he added. "If we are restored to power we would discuss with our Asian friends and Australia and New Zealand what they propose and how we can manage," he said. "But we are not going to impose ourselves on our friends." MM REVOLUTIONARY tIEW VA DOORS OPEN 8.

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ea. "A lot of people think my name is really Afferbeck Lauder," he said. "They genuinely believe there is a Sinney University with a Department of Strine Studies." "I get called Professor all the time. In fact, I get irritated if they don't," he said. Mr Morrison returned from a 17-month stay in Europe where he launched his new book "Fraffly Well Spoken" and where he worked on a new book which is "top secret" at the moment.

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33 THE SUN-HERALD, AUG. 11, 1968 33.