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TV lf jsjbnfs JRorning jeralb FRIDAY JULY 14, 2000 Feuds on and off the court Davis Cup Tennis, 9.30 am, 7: All the energy wasted bashing Mark Philippoussis must enliven the aspirations of the Brazilian team hoping to put Australia out of the finals. Sport is about heroes and villains and the press reduces everything to good guys (Pat, coming to the defence of his country) and bad (Mark, demonstrating a kind of selfishness that exemplifies the sportbusiness nexus over sportsmanship all of it laying the groundwork for furious repercussions and accusations should the superb Gustavo Kuerten upset Australia's apple cart or is it a pie cart? Oprah Winfrey Show, 2.30 pm, 10: Today's program takes viewers with a literary bent into Oprah's enchanted book club. Among the volumes under scrutiny: Oprah's Guide To Humility and Emotional Excess; Hydroponics of the Nile Delta Vol III; Zen and the Art of Aptitude Testing (Shier), ABC Books; My Secret Life As A Teenage Budgerigar (Minogue-MacLaine); Collected Verse of John Laws (remaindered). The Colour Purple (Dale Spender), Gone In 60 Seconds The Memoirs of John Delia Bosca; Gone In 60 Minutes, The Memoirs of Richard Carlcton; Gone To Gowings A Memoir by Mike Carlton, and The Ultimate Pop-up Book of Sunday, 9am Sun, 9: Lloyd George knew my mother, or was it another of Mick Jagger's indiscretions? DNA testing is a crucial tool in fingering criminals and establishing paternity. The show features a report from Herman G.

Gnome which examines the growing use of DNA screening to verify identity. It also introduces an enterprising doctor who conducts testing in a lifestyle program on US TV. With a bit of luck, Laurie Oakes will have a natter with US Defence Secretary, William Cohen, who is doubtless in town to watch St George go through Brisbane like a dose of salts. DOUG ANDERSON Uppercuts and Self-effacement by Anthony Mundine as told to Peter FitzSimons and anyone who would listen. Ruby's American Pie, 8 pm, ABC: The depressing world of child beauty pageants, assayed in the scaring doco Painted Babies, is revisited by Ruby Wax whose brazen style gives her a privileged entree to one of the more loathsome aspects of modern American culture or whatever they call it.

Is this child abuse? Love gone wrong or some vile extension of the Barbie DollStepford Wives ethos? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder in the land of the blind, home of the free. La Belle Noiseuse (1991), that taking off all her clothes an immediate effect, but that the mind games involved provide the real spur to a moribund muse. FOR THE WEEKEND TEN NTHNCAPITAL 6.00 6.30 7.00 8.30 9.00 11.00 11.30 12.00 1.00 1.30 2.30 3.30 4.00 4.30 5.00 6.00 6.30 Sports Tonight (R). 627443 Nthn InfobreakShop America. Aerobics Oz Style.

635462 Cheez TV. 2901337 In The Box (R). 867022 Good Morning Australia (PG). 9103248 Huey's Cooking Adventures. 197675 NeWS.

867202 Hercules (PG). mm Judge Judy (R). 441085 Nthn, Capital Danoz Direct. Beauty And The Beast (PG). 800849 Oprah: Oprah's Book Club (PG).

US chat show. 871337 Max Steel (PG). 431608 Thunderstone. 432337 The Bold And The Beautiful. 897240 NeWS.

256004 The Nanny (R, S). 809085 Neighbours (S). Libby feels she can't give Drew the life he wants. 817004 Seinfeld (R). 811795 Seven Days (PG, S).

Series return. When Olga gets a call from her sister to meet in Las Vegas, she arrives to see her killed. 623627 Movie: The Blues Brothers (M, 80, R). Two musicians try to raise money to save their orphanage by reunit-' ing their old band. John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Cab Calloway.

90164172 NeWS. 1129578 Sports Tonight. 3453801 Ground Zero (PG). 2210641 Telemall Shopping. 9962776 Shop America.

8626775 Danoz Shopping. 9941283 The Roseanne Show: Charles Duming (PG). 9171860 Nthn Randy Morrison. 9942912 4.30 Cottonwood. 5098931 7.00 7.30 8.30 11.15 11.45 12.15 2.00 2.30 3.30 4.00 5.00 5.30 Benny Hinn.

5099660 Jesus Television. 5009047 Nthn Life In The Word. TWO 6.00 Lifelong Learning (R). 41066 7.00 Educational Children's Programs. 90959842 12.00 World At Noon.

9917 12.30 Something In The Air (R). 2086 I. 00 Foreign Correspondent (R). Current affairs. 81646 2.00 Bowls.

Australia Scotland. Triples. 85462 3.00 Tweenies. 25646 3.20 Maisy (R). 1078443 3.30 Play School (R).

4646 4.00 Franklin. 83646 4.20 The Forgotten Toys (Final, R). 6234998 4.30 Where's Wally (R). 36714 4.55 Little Monsters. 40U820 5.00 Angry Beavers (R).

49153 5.25 The Trap Door (R). 4009085 5.30 Rocko's Modern Life. 6882 6.00 Stateline. 7511 6.30 Gardening Australia (S). 5530 7.00 News (S).

135 7.30 The 7.30 Report (S). 356 8.00 Ruby's American Pie (S). Ruby attends the Miss American Princess contest in Connecticut, where the youngest competitors are still in nappies. 269 8.30 Dangerfield (Final, PG, S). Dl Cramer and Dr Paige are preparing for their wedding day, until a suspicious face emerges from the past.

12207 9.20 Shopkeepers: The Man Who Cut Elvis Presley's Hair (M). 2181240 9.30 Great Military Blunders Pt 6: Unfit To Lead? (Final, PG). Follows the stories of the great military leaders whose inability to do their job caused nations to suffer. 85743 10.30 Lateline (S). 18207 10.40 The Young Person's Guide To Becoming A Rock Star (M, R).

9342795 II. 15 Rage. Includes new releases. Simulcast on Triple from lam. (M) 94285191 PAY TV TODAY'S HIGHLIGHTS CHILDREN: Simba's Pride, 7.30 pm, Disney Channel, Optus.

Sequel to the Lion King. MOVIE: The Opposite of Sex, 8.30 pm, Showtime, Foxtel. Christina Ricci, Martin Donovan, Lisa Kudrow. A 16-year-old delinquent runs away from home to live with her gay half-brother and turns his life upside-down. MOVIE: Rush Hour, 8.30 pm, MovieOne, Optus.

Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker. A top Hong Kong cop is teamed up with an LAPD liability to find the kidnapped daughter of a close friend, but is thwarted in his attempts by the FBI who just want him out of the way. COMEDY: Suddenly Susan 7.30 pm, Optus. Everyone forgets Susan's birthday, even her grandmother. PG Parental guidance.

Mature, 15 recommended. MA Suitable for over 15 years. Programs supplied by TV channels, subject to late changes iiinii ftHiir in iiiiiiinrmil SEVEN PRIME 6.00 7.00 8.30 9.00 9.30 Sunrise News. 41578 The Big Breakfast (Final). 1667004 The Book Place.

Soul Man (R). 5849 Tennis. Davis Cup. Australia Brazil. Day one.

From ANZ Stadium, Brisbane. 52188527 The Mary Tyler Moore ShOW (R). 9269 The Wiggles (R). 2356 Ripper And Lopaka. 96066 Get Smart (R).

3207 Wheel Of Fortune. 3066 News (S). 4795 New, Woll Local News. Today Tonight (S). 2714 New, Woll News (S).

Home And Away (S). Peta and Edward bid farewell to Summer Bay. Colleen finally softens towards Les. Judith seeks comfort in Joel. 1443 Sabrina, The Teenage Witch (R, S).

Sabrina swaps personalities with Libby when she accidentally bumps into her. 8694 Family Guy (PG, S). Peter plays party planner when he inadvertently cancels Stewie's birthday celebration. 7627 Movie: Inspector Wexford Simisola (M, 95, S). Detective Chief Inspector Wexford becomes involved in a missing persons case after visiting a Nigerian-born doctor who reveals his daughter has disappeared.

George Baker, 3.00 3.30 4.00 5.00 5.30 6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30 8.00 8.30 Louie Ramsay. 54685085 NeWS. 6530 Football. AFL. Round 19.

Geelongv Kangaroos. 3219047 NBC Today (S). 2948370 New, Woll TV Shopping. 57564115 Victor Paul. 4195196 Infobreak.

3641405 Brains And Brawn (R). 7096405 Punky Brewster (R). 7087757 11.30 12.00 2.10 3.10 4.10 5.10 5.35 Herald 10pm, SBS: Emmanuelle Beart continues to assist the painter Frenhoefer as he struggles to overcome "the dries" and crank out a final masterpiece for posterity. She finds NINE NB'NWIN 6.00 7.00 9.00 9.30 Early News. 118O68 Today.

1703022 Here's Humphrey (R). 112199 NBN Today Extra. Caroline In The City. 962676 NBN Victor Paul. WIN Victor Paul.

431733 Snowy (PG, S). 434820 NBN Here's Humphrey. 512135 10.30 Victor Paul. 667284 WIN Caroline In The City. 667284 News.

217743 NBN The Sullivans. Entertainment Tonight (PG). 197620 Days Of Our Lives (PG). 885530 The Young And The Restless (PG). 801578 Movie: Gadgetman (96, R).

Marina Sirtis. 832714 Goodsports. 434795 Two Of A Kind. 806998 The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air (R). 807627 NBN Sale Of The New Century (S).

807627 Catch Phrase. 800714 NeWS. 801443 NBN, WIN News. 269578 A Current Affair. 819462 Sale Of The New Century (S).

813153 NBN, WIN A Current Affair. Burke's Backyard (S). 625085 Lucky 7. 9750004 Rugby League. NRL.

Newcastle Knights Sharks. From Marathon Stadium. 4329337 Nightline. 1112288 NBN News. ROSWell (PG, S).

8803917 Late Show (PG). 4402641 Entertainment Tonight (PG, R). 1350202 Movie: Nightmare On Elm Street VI Freddy's Dead: The Final (MA, 91, R). 10.00 11.00 11.30 12.00 1.00 2.00 4.00 4.30 5.00 5.30 6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30 8.28 8.30 10.40 11.10 12.10 1.10 1.40 Robert Englund. 9074931 Hawaiian Eye (bW, PG, R).

7230115 Victor Paul. 1693134 High Adventure (R). 2572738 Paradise Beach (R, S). 5008318 Toonsylvania (R). 5001405 3.20 4.20 4.50 5.00 5.30 Classifieds 13 25 NOTICESSERVICES Company notices 31 Dental notices 31 Government notices 31 Introductions 18 Legal notices 28,31 Lost and found 31 Memorial gifts 28 Olympics 18 Public notices 31 Tenders 31 1308 Printed by Fairfax Printers Pty Ltd ACN 058 675 221.

1 has SBS 6.00 WorldWatch. 54544646 12.00 Business Report. 25185H 12.30 Movie: Through The Olive Trees (94, R). Zarifeh Shiva. (Iran).

1410820 2.15 WeatherWatch. 5698424 3.00 TV Ed. 7543578 3.30 Going Home (PG, R). 7513337 4.00 Insight (R). 6611578 5.00 Newshour.

6697998 6.00 Cycling. Tour de France. With Phil Liggett. 9888646 6.30 World News (S). 9863337 7.00 World Sport.

1965199 7.30 Going Home (PG). 6810040 8.00 Tastes Of Britain: Jewish Tastes In London. Dorinda visits a Jewish community in north London. (UK). 9060563 8.30 About Us: A Wing And A Prayer.

Follows five women from Ethiopia, Somalia, Eritrea and Sudan who have embraced the Australian way Of life. 6452849 9.30 World News (S). 2410284 10.00 Movie: La Belle Noiseuse Pt 2 (M, 91, R). Conclusion. Emmanuelle Beart.

(France). 1452530 12.00 Cycling (R). Tour de France. Highlights. 9831738 12.30 The Newsroom (PG, R).

Comedy. (Canada). 3684047 1.00 Movie: Punk Lawyer (MA, 86, R). Pierre Bokma. (Netherlands).

57329318 2.45 Temporary Close. 5.00 WeatherWatch. 4962127 5.30 Japanese News. 7487414 RADIO Background Noise, lam (Weds), 2MBS-FM: Pere Ubu tour in late January. Only 20 years too late.

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