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THE INDIANAPOLIS STAR Porch Swing Chatter Letter Secrets of Health' and Happiness Grins and Groans TUESDAY JULY 4 1916 I had lots of leisure Sawed Off Sermon and did not plead that they not know the off tour un for up by war which surely would be to do with But what about Broad Carranza spies How to Dodge Lightning earing large hats arid smoking cigarettes The Daily Novelette nonooo ANN UNDERSTUDY block November her of the House to people the side provoke Views of the People THE CHEERUL CHERUD I cannot or tkirU cul EITEIx run end (Copyright 1316 by A Jacobaon) 4 MM ft 1750 500 250 SOME ONE ELSE TO DO MARCHING The Senate voted to abolish free seeds and that too a campaign coming on and so many Representa ounded 1822 ounded 1823 ounded 1908 cents cents cents cents of the centennial are at all com the size of Indianapolis and its rest of Indiana we shall have any other occasion in the city's after the sink keep us out of? things that stand for distinguish aipusement a dimple at Paris re entertainment of out this is a lazy savage Walt Rhymes hose in has two manage shoots Remember rving to burn troop It is to the beyond The Indianapolis Sentinel The Indianapolis Journal The Indianapolis Star 10 15 45 56 The Rocky Mountain News TheDenver Times The Muncie Star It is a cowardly and Not in such mood have Now that the weather man lias succeeded In accumu lating an of precipitation let us hope that he ill be satisfied for a while In the dump usher No 13 days Hally and Sunday one week Daily one month Daily and Sunday one month Ten blown Paris says no part of the allied forces went beyond the line assigned to It yet Berlin no doubt feels that they went too far Wi bctw and 5 HOSE on burning Carranza will take His own time tn send his reply meanwhile we on this side of the border realize that lie has not much to say 220 ifth Avenue New York Glass Gas Building Chicago Bidwell Company 742 Market Street San rancisco Persons unable to obtain copies of The Star on trains or In other cities will confer a favor by notifying this office to that effect a of forcing vic What The Readers Are Thinking and Saying John Rockefeller says he can see prosperity on all es Certainly he is absolutely and hopelessly sur ounded and engulfed by it My country tis of thee Sweet land of liberty Of tfiee I sing buildings They are very accp If used ac Safety first: ewer firecrackers on the ourth more fingers on the fifth Same Old Plaint The world is but a fleeting show Things are not what they seem Summer girls look cool you know But they need lots of ice cream The alites are starting out on the west front as if thev realize what they are trying to do and are pre pared to do it TERMS SUBSCRIPTION and Sunday by mall one year by mail one year A Real Hero Tie never engaged in a battle Tn a duel he stand pat But brave just tfie same And quite deserving of fame The man in a last hat Entered as Second Class Matter at the Postoffice at Indianapolis Ind on of phenol 15 drops Keep it on the are wear the as her BY THE STAR PUBLISHING COMPANY JOHN SHAER Editor how many women nowadays ever think how seldom if ever the of this generation have been how patriotic you Ing your little silk widow commented neighbor passed "Why I The cantaloupe acreage is smaller than a year ago Mavbe they have rut out raising those green things Young America would lie reconciled to war if it would result in the government Issuing firecracker and' ice cream soda cards Sarah Bernhardt Is to make another farewell of America May it be far from the last one The Precedent rom Cuba Encouraged by the voices of our little Ameri cans who view the sway of the American flag as a pestilence and attribute to our army and navy the qualities of hyenas the people of Cuba looked upon the prospect of intervention from the United States with desperate fear and hate This feeling went to such' lengths that when it became known at Havana that proposals had been made for charitable contributions from the American people to feed the starving populations of the island the city was given over to riots In expression of the universal antipathy toward us and the foreboding of probable intervention All the world knows now that intervention was the only cure for the awful blight of mis rule that had so long covered the fair face of that lovely land The hostility toward our dis charge of our plain duty there was deep also in Europe and when events seemed at length to render the necessity of forcible action imperious the diplomatic representatives of six great pow ers called at the State Department to urgeppo sition to our contemplated steps and pleaded for what they called in the specious terminology of diplomacy Nor does the native antipathy toward asser tion American supremacy and new world guardianship end the parallel between Cuba and Mexico for the course we pursued there suggestssome very profitable details of procedure In the first place we declared to the world that the name of humanity in the name of civiliza tion in behalf of endangered American interests which give us the right and the duty to speak and act the war in Cuba must And when we dfd at length strike it was with express avowal that our operations had no purpose of occupation or conquest except for pacification and with the promise to withdraw when such purpose should have been accomplished Something similar to this would be our right ful and requisite course in Mexico In the name of humanity civilization and our endangered or worse than endangered interests the war in Mexico should stop and there is no power any where to stop that war and deliver that op pressed country from the hands of the spoilers but the United States Once peace and order have been established and a competent native government Installed we can withdraw as we did in Cuba The resultant prosperity and develop ment of Mexico will formone of the brightest and happiest chapters in human history Idea of It Little Lemuel What does this paper mean by the of paw? Paw It probably has reference to the age of most women son time" rejoined carrying weight While Count Guido since the ranco Prussian war of 1870 has risen rapidly to the highest honors and dignities through the favor of the present Kaiser until he is now a prince a hereditary member of the Prussian House of Mag nates and a multimillionaire there was a time when those of the inner circle of the highest social and court sets would have preferred to ignore the Guido" as hewas known in the late six ties of the past century And there seemed to have been good cause for it Handsome Guido as a dashing officer of one of the elite regiments of the Prus sian Guard spent some time at Pans "on leave" He was well received and well liked in court and diplomatic circles and invited to all functions ingratiating him self especially with the fair se by his Chesterfieldlan courtesy and his tall willowy martial figure which showed to best advantage in the snug close fitting gorgeous uniform of a Prussian guards man TLRA rqv G0R6frs WILLbtT LAU6H OREIGN ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVES: KeHy Smith Company John HE Pazas moving picture parlor was jammed to the back pews as lossie Teeth made her way confidently down the center uislev until usher No 13 barred AIR IN LOVE OR MOVIES Even the man who begins at the bottom of the ladder generally has to shake off the fellow at the top Prof Simp Annarentlv tally busy four months on the Chautauqua circuit "Mexico aces amine If Stops Shipments of ood' but of course Mexico is more or less accus tomed to that "I crop give morrow" said the "Looks to me like "Well it's about obese hen who was age these many years It seems hard to keep a renchman from getting ile when the allies have the ball on the first down for the women person are unwilling to see any sacrifices made or burdens taken up if so be that we may take our ease in our inn How many Mexicans starve or die of torture how long the red reign lawry devastates that prostrate land all nothing to them frame of mind lands been civilized nor deserts made to bloom U' bectAse 1 5o mviicikl inside "Are you addressing me?" inquired lossie and brushed past him haughtily "But there a seat I mean house" persisted following her The Democrats are preparing to sell Panama Canal bonds to pay tlie cost of military operation in Mexico Dally Da Uy EtlfTclay by mall one year BY CARRIER being safe and sane also means up the roads with your automobile AV Bryan is about to in an Broad Minded That fellow Omar certainly has a wonderful memory Hiker the answer? Piker He always remembers to leave his umbrella at the" office when he goes out so as not to forget and leave it In some saloon 4 STAR BUILDINC INDIANAPOLIS PENNSYLVANIA aND NEW YORK STREETS Such has been protests expected opposite Be this as It may at any rate the count was persona gratisslma at the court of the first William as he has con tinued to 'be with the present Kaiser This soon became a fact apparent to all His wealth became a byword In Germany and soon Guido Count Henckel Baron Zu Donnersmarck became Guido Prince Henckel ZuDonnersmarck He added to his possessions by his second wife one of the most fascinating women a wealthy and brilliant Russian the divorced wife of Count Murawieff former minister of justice of the Czar the mystery of whose sudden death while Russian ambassador at Rome never has been solved Though a divorcee the 4 princess continued to be a very' Influential figure in Berlin society until the outbreak of the present war The Emperor made a practice of dining with the princely pair twice a year in their palace in Berlin and also when on his annual shooting trip to his famous estate and forests of Trakehnen in East Prussia to spend a week at the famous Donnersmarck chateau of Neudeck whither the prince on these occasions was in the habit of summoning leading artists ui me cumeoie rancaise gardless of expense for the of his illustrious guests when 'every county of will be represented in pageant and with its thousands than selling them to make up deficits and to buy Secre taiy merchant marine enough to do wearing a flag and hang A troubled fllmnst Is there anvthlne that will has it fmtndnfinn in of general health worries bad habits need of ventilation and sunlight Retire early at night even if yon can not sleep This restores the normal habit Take glass of hot milk a few crackers and a hot bath before you retire A cold pillow and a hot foot bag help Also take a triple effervescent bromide tabloid or two in a glassful of water before bedtime Keep away from drugs Dr Hlrshberg will answer questions for readers of this paper on medical hygienic and sanitation subjects that are of general interest He can not always undertake to prescribe or offer advice for In dividual cases Where the subject Is not of general Interest letters will be answered personally If a stamped and self addressed envelopeIs Inclosed Address all Inquiries to Dr Hlrshberg care this office eral committee arranging celebration of the that upward of 1000000 persons will be in In dianapolis in the course of the ten day fete next October The attractive powers of the capital city's celebration rest altogether with the people here and if the magnitude and completeness of our recognition mensurate with relation crowds history The THE INDIANAPOLIS STAR TUESDAY JULY 4 1916 Calls yVilson a Second Washington To the Editor of The Star: Aside from partisan prejudice if this nation ever had a greater a wiser a safer a more patriotic Presi dent than Woodrow Wilson I for one can not conceive who he was War to my mind is the greatest calanutv that can befall a nation Woodrow Wilson is a great statesman Under his commendable administration war ha been avoided under very trying circumstances and the honor dignity and prosperity of the nation have been preserved can see some isiratlon but see anything ministration heard the old farmer tell his early of summer boarders that he would them a taste of spring chicken to long limbed rooster he was laying the for been laving for him for low That Diplomatic Victory Some friends of the President are making of the submarine con They point to how he the same time obtained from Berlin how he A fast running automobile was struck by lightning ar Noblesville but there are some In this town so fast that it never would have touched them The Department nf Agriculture reports 100965 acres of watermelons which is another good reason for con tending that ours is the finest country in the world be? Think of the giver and the occasion for the gift and of this day especially little What Uremia Really Is 'and How It Is Treated or yevy toxd yetr3 ILe tried wore hurt when a circus tent in Detroit was down last Sunday afternoon which of course not have happened to any one of them if all had been in church ormer President William Taft good in President Wilson and his admin on the contrary Roosevelt can not good in President Wilson and his ad Is It not wonderful and amazing how differ in their views on gome matters? America has another Washington: Woodrow Wilson i i is ms name XjULIss Vernon Ind If sudden they may of short shift wing their signs to be mentioned the trouble goes by the name of chronic uremia I Acidosia and acetonemia are conditions which de velop in the sugar disease diabetes after shock and sometimes from anesthetics They are by no means 1 the same as uremia although the signs and symptoms may appear to be the same thing Uremia Is associated with various symptoms such As pain in the back of the head and down the giddiness numbness tingling and eye manifestations fild delirium delusions muscle twitchings subnormal temperatures convulsions a dull mental state tempo rary blindness ora comatose condition may be the first outward evidenofe of uremia Even half sided paraly sis or only cramps in the muscles of the legs and calves at night may be present Irregularities of breathing and shortness of breath bronchitis and a cough loss of appetite nausea vomit Ing and hiccoughs occur although it is unusual to find i many of these various symptoms all in one sufferer Methods of Cure The heart is intimately associated with disorders of the kidneys When there is a renal malady there often As follow observations of a disturbed heart If the heart suffers the kidneys in their turn are involved High blood pressure which means great tension in the muscles of the arteries may lead to bleeding from small pointa or to a large hemorrhage like an apoplexy The uremia acts as a vicious circle It lessens the clotting power of the blood and forces the serum on ward at a great pressure If occurs ane" mia bruises purple spots and other hemorrhages under the skin are sometimes to be seen Once the diagnosis of uremia is made the end and aim of the physician is to make the skin Intestines and lungs take up the work which the sick and im paired kidneys should have been doing That is to say the poison waste and other effete products that should have been disposed of in the kidney fluids jnust now be quickly expelled in the sweat the bowels the ex plred air and the skin waste Profuse perspiration and vigorous purgation steam baths dry heat baths inhala tlon of oxygen to help burn up the wste sleeping in the open air massage of the skin enemas and internal baths are all more helpful than medicines and drugs a few 'of which are required to aid in the efforts ac of extra labor Patriotism is deeper and more lasting than mere noise The Indianapolis Star The Chicago Evening Post The Louisville Herald The Terre Hauta tar Our Many' a boy thinks he wifi be his own boss when he reaches mans estate then some fluffy haired suffragette comes along and jinarries him and all off Philadelphia Inquirer HE fear of being struck 1 by lightning is both I a very real and a very sensible fear I But lightning can be avoided like all other I evils It will strike in certain places and it I will not strike in other places There are reasons for its behavior in both cases for nature novel operates by chance A steam engine or a railroad coach is as safe as any place in the world as far as lightning is concerned No one has ever been struck by lightning while he was aboard a train' The business part of a city likewise is never struck by lightning Neither are tall skyscrapers ever hit It is a matter of record that insurance companies never have anv losses from lightning striking any building with metallip sides and framework of Iron and steel A steel battle ship is also safe from the bolt from the clouds as is a steel windmill tower This is be cause every one of these objects is its own lightning rod and needs no further protection than they can give themselves There is another list of things which lightning will strike It will strike a country house or a nouse in the outskirts of a town It likes to hit a barn church schoolhouse tree stack or animal especially if it is near a wire fence As for a house the safest place in a lightning storm is your iron or brass bed It Is very dangerous to stand near the bed because you are taller than the bed The reason why you are safe when lying on it is that the bed head and foot extend above your head The current will not leave the bed to pass through your body The walls and the floor of the room may be ripped to pieces but you will be safe as long as you lie still in your bed eather beds offer no protection whatever from light ning unless they lie on a metal bed If the bed is of wood and the springs are steel the wood of the bed may be split to pieces but you will nevertheless remain unharmed During the day the safest place In a house is in the center of a room provided there is no stove near Contrary to popular opinion it makes no difference whether doors or windows are open or closed Light ning can get in under any circumstances if it wants to Indianapolis Must Do Its Part Charles A Bookwaiter chairman of the gen for the Indianapolis centennial estimates Our Sawed Off Sermon When a girl says she never Intends to marry she means It about as much as a man does who says he has more money than he knows what Too Strenuous for Him Huggins Do you know why Peckem applied for a divorce? Muggins I understand he happened to be at home on a washday when it rained Indianapolis My face has become covered with a fifie scale What do you advise for This may be due to internal as well as local causes Meats seasonings beer alcohol hot foods and hot annKs are not gooo tor you nw tma salve: caae aram saiicyuc acia la grains lanolin ounce vaseline ounce parts as much as possible Washington Ind 1 am every mgnt witn insomnia help me? A Insomnia Our Sawed Off Sermon ise is the man who can eon a laugh of one intended to show Two of a Kind "A man be afraid of lightning so long as he can see it approaching" said the would be humorist "Same way with a bullet" observed the home grown philosopher with a far away look in his off optic "My friend has reserved a seat next to her for hello "Hello loss" replied a young woman surrounded by freckle's in the middle of Row "bit the seat next to her is took a lady in it and we allow no sitting rn laps" protested the usher tearfully But at that moment annie reached out and removed the collapsible dummy figure in the seit beside her and our heroine calmly sat down and refused to remove In the imperial archives of Hapsburg in the Vienna Hofburg a private correspondence has been un earthed of Mme Royals (daughter of that ill fated pair King Louis XVI of rance and Marie Antoinette) who married the Due and byx Napoleon was spoken of as "the only man of the Bour bon family" The papers consist of copies made by the Austrian police of letters exchanged between Mme Roy ale and Louis XVI Dus D'Berry Marquis DeBauharnais (later Empress brother in law) Count Vonersen the devoted friend of Marie Antoinette and Gouvarneur Morris United States minis ter to rance at the outbreak of rhe ter rible revolution The friendly and delicate relations of Mr Morris with the Bourbon court and especially his devotion to the Duchess of Orleans mother of King Louis Philippe are well known facts Interesting side lights are thrown by those letters upon Mme Royale during her captivity in the temple where she mourned the dieath of her father her mother and herbrother (Louis XVII) Gouverneur Morris at the special request of King Louis XVI drew up the memorandum of an address that the King meant to make to the public on the occasion of his "accepting a rench constitution The King found that speech greatly to his liking because it contained an outline of representative government as adopted by the United States The weak vacillating King unfor tunately took advice also from the courtiers who worshiped at the shrine of the haughty Hapsburg princess who to her regret later on never could forget that she was a daughter of the oldest and most powerful dynasty in Europe and in consequence King Louis changed his mind deciding not to grant the rench a constitution to his and his un doing! Had he followed the plan outlined bv Gouverneur Morris there might have been no rench revolution no reign of terror and the history of rance would have been written differently LANEUR But this was not the last by any means of The wave of pros perity that came in the wake of the war of 1870 begot an industrial swing known throughout Germany as the meaning the converting of large manufacturing mining and other busi ness enterprises intj stock companies whose shares were dealt in In enormous quantities at the Berlin Stock Exchange This period also brought Guido Count Henckel Baron ZuDonnersmarck' into the foreground once more There hap pened to be several coal collieries on his estate in the (Giant Mountains) of Upper Silesia prominent among them the "Koenlg and the ra Hue te two very large pro ducers Up to that time the in come from his collieries and tilled acres had not been abundant But suddenly things changed overnight Some of the count suggested to one of the foremost bankers in the Behren Berlin the possibilities contained within the rich coal veins beneath the Donnersmarck land and in a surprisingly short time the collieries on the estate were converted into a stock company but not until they had first been purchased from the count for the stupendous sum of ten million reiclismark part cash and part shares In the newly foundedcorporation Being good producers the mines soon en joyed exceptional attention among inves tors but particularly among the many speculators who as a result of (coming from no one knew where but which never failed to turn out to be profitable) fastened upon Koenig's and Laura Huette shares vlth avidltv' Ber lln financiers went wild over that stock It was nothing short of marvelous The stock rose and rose and rose until it reached the dazzling height of 400 and more ortunes were made over night that beggar description It was especially a certain class (high officialdom) that kept bankers and brokers busy with orders for Donnersmarckstock In exclusive circles it was ofienly gossiped that "Handsome was receiving an "in direct but extremely profitable" reward for his loyal work at Paris in antebellum days Cincinnati gels cheaper freight rates because It is a water way Evidently no one has told the Jnter te Commerce Commission about our canal from Ripple campaigp argument out troversy with Germany kept out of war and at important concessions forced without the firing of a shot the world's greatest military power to yield The people are being asked to vote' for him as if they should do so out of gratitude for keeping us from being swallowed upon us if any one else had been at the helm It is all very amusing to any one who stops to think Germany yielded not to President Wilson but to civilization and the realization of the fact that its submarine warfare was alienating the entire neutral world German statesmen saw that the game was not worth wht it was cost ing They went ahead than a year during which it became apparent that the allies coud be only hampered and not crippled by the under sea boats Those same statesmen alijp saw that neutral opinion was worth more both now and after the war than any result that could be accomplished by continuation of the submarine campaign Thev did not stop until they pleased and it was not the President that influenced them Does any one who has watched the progress of the war honestly believe Berlin would have yielded weapon which gave any promise tory As for keeping us out of war ing of the Lusitania what did he The friends might as well talk of having kept us of war with the Martians Germany is in no position to threaten us nor could the prospect of our taking a hand in the war be very alarming to Berlin The truth of the whole matter is that the President after a year of delay got Germany to do just what it wanted to and when it wanted to there a seat in the theater have to stand in the back with the rest of the people that came in nisi xo tne scennq lines ami says it as if prepar lu that successfully all the way back to Berlin Take Him Too Seriously Ji is aoove an things fortunate that no utter ance of President Wilson however unequivocally put out needs 17 exeffe alarm as the announce inent arrevocable policy the record in fact that his most solemn against a given course of action may be to prove tlie forerunners of the very thing When he plants himself squarely on of anti intervention therefore we should not take him any more seriously than we already view in retrospect his undying fidelity to exemp tion of canal tolls his aversion to preparedness as a mere nightmare of alarmists his certainty that a tariff commission is unwise and unneces sary his unalterable fealty to civil service re form The reluctance to pacifv 'Mexico seems at length to have retired upon that old and cruel excuse for Inaction that there are Investments in Mexico whose value would be in creased by settled conditions of peace and pros perity It is a fact but it is not an adequate ex cuse for indefinite indifference to the wrongs of aownmxiaen Mexico Property of course will benefit through peace as muclkas lives be saved and industry be fostered It is certainly true that persons are moved strongly against action in Mexico Many of Indiana have been holding their local centennial days and pageants all of them highly creditable and they look to this city to provide a celebration befitting our size and position as the capital of Indiana They shall not be disappointed if the citizens of In dianapolis rally to the support of the committees that have begun work A proper celebration' will require the help not merely of tens and hun dreds but of thousands With that aid forth coming and with an adequate guaranty fund underwritten to meet losses that may possibly occur from inclement weather the success of the ten day celebration will be assured As far as tlie general plan for the period has been sketched it offers literally stupendous pos sibilities for attracting interest bringing people to the city and making the celebration a fitting culmination of the local fetes and pageants of tlie year the state processional of motorists tiie religious pageant the historical pageants at Riverside Park and all the other will be interesting and instructive a pic ture in tlie flesh of what Indiana was and is and hopes to be The glory and thrill of these minating days will be shared by a million per sons if Indianapolis does its part Indianapolis must anti will do its park The stumbling block in the way or an early arljourn ress is said to be Secretary McAdoo's vernment ownership is likely to be a LTHOUGH there is not a scin tilla of truth in th report of transaction involving about $8000000 which the octogena rian Guido Prince Henckel Zu Donnersmarck is supposed to have loaned the Hungarian metropolis Budapest (for merly consisting of two different munici palities on the left and "Pesth" on the right bank of the Danube) but with the shrewd proviso that $1000000 of the loan was to be accepted in subur ban Berlin building lots owned by tlie prince yet the prince's personality for some time has been so prominent in Ger many as to merit detailed narration Answers to Health Questions Daily Reader Greenwood Ind Please tell me how I can reduce my face It is entirely too fat com pared with the rest of my body My cheeks are espe cially fat A One type of Individual with droopy flesh flabby cheeks and relaxed muscles becomes so from lack of sunlight and open air exercises Eating at night and loss of sleep play a major role in this Massage your fadewith ice water Rubbing the face with ice for two minutes every other day is also a help Vibrators aid Noblesville Ind I am a heavy cigarette smoker and would like to stop What can I do to help stop the craving? A irst the will to stop must be Invoked Then gum or caramel candies are to be chewed when the impulse to smoke appears Slippery elm licorice balls and a full stomach counteract the craving Glycerite of tannin may be applied to the gums tongue and smoke thirsty parts Smoking has caused color blindness of a certain type also paiplta Alon of the heart and Inefficiency of one kind or an other Put some alum and bismuth on the tongue Redeeming eature I aw nevah as sociate with those aw howid baseball playahs doncher know Miss Caustic can readily believe that There are some even baseball plavers No one has ever dared to lift the finger of scorn or suspicion openly upon that social favorite Yet somehow well guarded military secrets began to leak out The rench War Ministry stood aghast Officials at the Quai d'Orsay looked for clews but ap parently nof in the right direction namey ly to the salons of the extremely: high life of life aubourg where the ravishing Ban ds ome had made sad havoc with feminine hearts fair matrons and damsels alike who so easily and so un suspectingly were induced and consented gossip of the secret progress of the military preparations and diplomatic achievements of the statesmen of the becond Empire so as to be ready "when came" to take "revanche" against the hated Prussians One fine Handsome was gone Had left Paris and his host of feminine (ad mirers over night to turn up suddenly a' at the Berlin War Then there were sundry told vou lhe Quai d'Orsay and the faces of trusted members of the Cercle de 1 Imperatrlce very own piot thSt wert le Tui'eries' wore exoresslons ere Ttndy though much made of at court did not find the atmosphere Qf Unter den Linden Just suddenly as he had come Silesia3 S2ne tO deU hIs estat By DR LEONARD KEENE HIRSHBERG Bt A (Johns Hopkins University) mBBBmMrtnn $1 UiixKJCjrL cue uviuiuiuii UL a UUOK a Wiaeiy I repeated tradition or the words of some man heralded as an firmly SE9 crystallized nonsense can be generally disseminated and will be stoutly maintained as' the truth and as the causes a myriad of human ills was 6 thus implanted asa noxious weed in the minds of many "Uric acid" however is a real chemical ingredient of the body rib more apt to become pathological than bread and cheese Uric acid is present in the blood and in the kidney fluids of njan and many other animals 44 With its salts called urates and its relatives called urea extractives and ammonia the waste materials with nitrogen in them are carried away is the name doctors properly bestow upon the manifestations which result when the actions of the kidneys are impaired Some diseased kidneys do not Ur completely eliminate the products of tissue waste Then this waste' becomes dammed up in the blood and other structures to' behave like suffocation poisons The Commoner Symptoms Then the symp are called acute uremia If gradual and slow in appearance with nausea headache and the other ing out some in front of your house I wonaer Stop to women called on to show or prove their patriot ism?" Gr "Well it' looks as if going to have an opportunity before long" the widow with the just of age son quickly replied "Were you out to ort Ben jamin Harrison a week ago? No? Well there ws plenty evidence of patriotism the day I was there" "No doubt and I help but feel that that experience will be the making of more young men than it will be the ruination of them as some women say" "Humph! That reminds me of Some preparedness and patriotism and suffrage talk I heard at those big luncheons re cently When folk begin talking suffrage and anti preparedness I keep still es pecially it's at social functions What is it they call you when not any thing? Oh yes a what Iy am and I mind it a bit and if any of those women that are so active in suffrage had had as hard a time making a living and a home for herself and her boy as had all these years I guess they find so much time for the suffrage movement and term women who for good reason do not take part in the movement and the widow gave her head an emphatic toss one too but between you and me 1 a oe one even 11 and plenty of money I was at an affair myself the other day and nearly all the women near me were suffragists They saida good many things liked to have questioned but I thought the use? until one of them began praiajng the marching and parade feature: sky high I stand that and so I said: if you had a lovely daughter (and sure your daughter would be lovely) that been in finitely careful to rear and educate and guard and protect would you like to have her march through the streets to be stared at and commented on by Tom Dick and That flustrated her for a minute and then she said: I never thought of it that" way No I shouldn't want my daughter to And I added: you if ever hear of the comments men make about the marchers or have your husband hear them and repeat them to you I want a daughter of mine to march in any Suffrage parade and I want to march myself "Humph true" the widow re plied "but to be fair now the reformers and pioneers in any movement have to suffer all kinds of ignominy" I know and appreciate that fact But against having lovely girls experience it Leave it for the older women I it has to be done at all Ab stractly and concretely in favor of suffrage if what the women want and they sure have a right to it I havenli time for it but willing to give my to help the cause along 1 jeome across a good many'ihousewives and business women who feel the same I heard one of them remark not long ago so busy hustling for my bread and butter I time for suffrage Let the rich women and the society ones tend to suffrage got time and money and want something to do let them run And that about right? There are thousands and thousands of splendid women in this country who have ability and leisure and money their opportunity to do something And I believe in dub bing the others Suffrage is like temperance not coming it al ready here and as a speaker said about temperance here so pre eminentlythat practically a dead issue and as another speaker said the time of the next convention the great political parties will be voluntarily in serting not only a suffrage plank but a nation wide temperance plank in their piatrorms as a oia vote "Pretty strong that your little flag?" "Well one of a number that dear old Capt Blank 'THESE ARE DAYS gave me years TO POPULARIZE ago when I was PREPAREDNESS about to saft for Europe hand around among rny he sajd I had some left but thoughtXpf them until flag day Then I hunted them out gave some to the neighborhood kid dies wore one myself 'and still have a few left Qome on over if you want one" "Yes thank you" "But I told you of some of the anti preparedness talk that luncheon All the women at my table were married and all but two were against prepared ness believe in spending money that way nor In sending young men to the army and navy to be morally ruined and if they had sons they wouldn't let them go to war to be killed and besides no nation was going to fight the United States none of them would have men enoughnor Inoney enough and even if they came over here show them quick enough that they fight us None of these anti preps remembered that not fifteen minutes previously one of the two preps a A had taken pleasure in telling them about her splen did grandson now in the army and they had all chorused nor that the other had told them the suffering and sacrifice her European cousins had experienced these last two years and that too in a prepared country! wondering If 'the Mexican condition in Its latest phase has converted any of those lovely anti preps or if reading almost daily such items as machine guns found they are still peacefully sleeping? 'Gee! But I have to go now Come along if you want a nag A Budapest report says a new treaty between Berliii and Vienna provides there is to be no Austria Hungary after the war is over There will be none before the war is over unless something severe is done to tlie Russians The German official statement explains that it was no setback cm the west front merely that troops were 'withdrawn from the heavily shelled first line trenches to positions arranged for checking an advance from cd Everyday Wisdom By DON HEROLD 4 IRE ire hose are used and in funny moving pictures meant (fire hose) to be used rately or very inaccurately curately they will sometimes put out a fire if the department gets there on time If used inaccurately they will theaters full of laughter If a moving picture has a fire it it funny Somebody always things to do one of them is to the Are hose and the lire hose here and there spreading pneumonia promiscuously among the members of the moving picture troupe Pretty soon the person responsible for the fire hose turns around and sees what he is doing and is stricken with repentance and is very worried and absentminded an! he thoughtlessly turns Lhe fire hose on him self and gives himsilf pneumonia it is very funny ire hose is or are very long but theY ran oe conaensea in a numoer 01 ways It can be rolled up on a reel and made into a round mass or it can be folded and made into almost any kind of mass ire hose is or are most useful when stretched out and is absolutely ineffective without the addition of water The Bloomington Ind ire Department has tried a number of times to put fires out with drv water less hose but has npt had marked suc cess One end of a ''fire hose should be tied to a tree or attached to a water plug or otherwise secured around with the other TOBACCO TOBACCO is a harmful weed the learned physlciaps are agreed It stains the teeth and bites the tongue and in jures larynx heart and lung it spoils the whiskers taints the breath and sends man to an early death and when laid beneath the sod the legal'lights divide his wad And if this punk weed were barred find the sledding pretty hard for in one thing tobacco blest in that It soothes the savage breast And many husbands are serene who would be quar relsome and mean indulging oft in men tal gripes if you should take ayay their pipes When I am smoking as 'mild as any gent that ever smiled and folks who hear me chirp and bleat remark "His temper is so sweet!" But when impelled by aims sublime I cut out smok ing for a time sore as any growling bear that mumbles soupbones in its lair and all the women in the shack are hop ing I will soon get back to blowing smoke around my room though it means an early tomb fir 1 2 I Bfr rci way It's no Ai iW til 4 1 fr" 75 IE 11 1 fr I Irl fn me K' (( eel I.