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il'i-'iri 1 TOLA, KANSAS PAGE FOUE THE IOLA DAILY REGISTER, THURSDAY EVENING, MAY 24, 1934. The Democrats Have No Monopoly oh New Dealing IOLA DAILY REGISTER This Curious World Ferguson bit uzt JCQ queues wfeRE ADOPTED AS THE HAIRDRESS OF CHINA, NOT THROUGH CHOICE, BUT THROUGH FORCE WHEN THE MAN CH US CONQUERED CHINA, IN 164-4, THEY COMPELLED ALL MALE CHINESE TO WEAR ''PIGTAILS. AS A SIGN OF SUBJUGATION. IN 1911, WHEN THE MANCHU RULE WAS OVERTHROWN, MOST OF THE queues Were CUT OFF. 134 mr MCA ftdtvtcc.

IMC NEW A CROW- SHRIKE SPENT A MONTH BUILDING AVvJSVF-WQONEST. USING WIRE AS MATERIAL THE WIRES WERE STOLEN FROM A WORKSHOP. THE BULGARIAN UPSET. Another melancholy commentary on the futility of the war which was to make the world safe for democracy is afforded by the overthrow of parliamentary government which occurred in Bulgaria last week. Without notice, without preliminary disturbance of any kind so far as the rest of the world knew, different detachments of the Bulgarian army quietly and without firing a shot took over the government, not cf the nation only but of the cities and Villages.

The King was not disturbed, doubtless because he promptly signed on the dotted line the thirty or more decrees that were placed before him and that were required to abolish the old government and bring in the new. The movement was doubtless fascist in its inspiration and purpose. The communists have been making a great deal of trouble in Bulgaria lately, electing mayors In towns and villages and sending an increasing number of representatives to parliament. Political factionalism was spreading everywhere, with growing threat of public disorder, and so somebody, probably a group of high-up army officers, concluded to take things into their own hands and establish a government that could do things. So (until the next revolution) there will be no more parliament in Hungary, no more elections in cities, towns or villages, no more communist hell-raising, no more free press or free speech.

Democ racy will be made safe by being put in jail. Apparently there was a manifesto issued to the people to explain the reason for the change in government. It declared that it was made necessary by the complete failure of the system of party government as the result of the extreme splitting up of political groups into in ternal struggles and political quarrels. The announcement said this situation sowed the seeds of trouble, demoralized the masses of the people, and hampered the normal functioning of the institutions of' the state, making it impossible to create a stable government able to face the grave economic problems which confronted the country. That manifesto is a reminder of a good many editorials which have appeared from time to time in the Iola Register.

This newspaper has often pointed out the harmful re suits that would follow the breaking up of our two great political parties into a lot of little minority blocks or groups. Bulgaria has turned what was a conjecture into a fact. CAMEL-HAIR. BROSHE ARE NOT MADE OF CAMEL'S HAIR. THEY ARE SO-CALLED BECAUSE THEY WERE FIRST MANUFACTURED BY A MAN NAMEO camejlJ THE CHINESE became so accustomed to wearing pigtails that, when it waB no longer necessary to wear them, some of the older men were loath to give them up.

It even became necessary to use force in some districts to have the queues removed. NEXT: How high did the shells of the BU Bertha cannon so and promptly clapped him into the brig as a spy. The very fact that the young Mexican flier could speak the language so well even further convinced the colonel that he was a spy. It required the aid of several consuls and almost of a couple of ambassadors to secure the fliers release. JIONTEVALE May 21.

E. T. Wilson family visited and shopped in Iola Saturday. Mrs. Lock, Iola, and daughter Dessie Isaac called at C.

L. Isaacs Friday afternoon. Mrs. Dennis Isaac and daughter Bernice and Mrs. Hardy called Thursday afternoon at the C.

L. Isaac home. Mr. and Mrs. Dennis visitea with home folks Wednesday afternoon.

Rev. and Mrs. Stickney, Selma, brought Mrs. Young' and Nosma Stickney and Betty Jean to their parents. Mr.

and Mrs. C. L. Isaacs Thursday afternoon. Melvin Isaac spent Tuesday with his grandparents, Mr.

and Mrs. C. L. Isaac and Grandma Erwin. The Montevale school board met Tuesday evening at Mr.

B. F. Doziers. Mr. Clarence Isaac and C.

L. Isaac called at the E. T. Wilson home Sunday afternoon. Mrs.

Edna Young and mother, Mrs. Blanche Isaac, spent Friday afternoon at the Clarence Isaac Mrs. Edna Young came Thurs Roundabout by The Idler 535SSSI clothing manufacturers are seriously worried over inroads nudism' may make in their business. Their worries, however, are groundless. As long as people continue to get fat as they grow old and as long as flies bite, nudism will not be a menace to those industries.

Student fliers- do some strange things, wheri; they take their first (boss-country1 flights. The latest tafe to work its way this far north from the Air Corps training schools at San Antonio concerns a certain Mexican, an officer in the Mexican army, who took the course of training as a guest of the United States. That officer was sent from San Antonio to El Paso, but en route he wandered from his course and landed, eventually, deep in Old Mexico. Instead of being welcomed as a conquering hero, however, he was met by a colonel who commanded an army garrison in the little town They are talking now of holding a- Kansas World Fair in 1941, with different exhibits placed in different towns. We will bet a cigar that The JBtreets of Paris wont appear in Iola.

The sudden demise of Clyde Ba row does not surprise this depart- ment. He w-as living on Barrowed time anyway. A Bluff Bluffs Bluffers. Topeka, -Has. The bluffers- called a bluff or was it a bluff? at Washburn college.

Prof. T. L. Collier announced at his educational psychology class that all who had been' bluffing their tray thiough the course would be required to take a final Without 'mentoning names he suggested that the bluffers call at his olfice after class. A long line formed at the professors office door.

50 YEARS AGO Editorial and News Items from The Iola Register of May 24, 1884 Kansas City is rapidly assuming metropolitan airs. An' elevated railroad company has already been formed, and an' illustrated weekly paper is to be started about the first of June. The recent burning of the Methodist and Presbyterian church at Wichita, presumably by the 'saloon keepers, while it cannot be condemned too strongly, is yet a good sign, for it shows that prohibition is getting on top. Such desperate means are never resorted to, except by the despairing advocates' of a hopelessly lost cause. If this wiping out of value goes on much longer the government will have two or three long lines of railroad on its The Uniop Pacific will probably be the first white mule of this kind to seek the she! ter of a government stable.

Leav enworth Times. The Chicago Times, an independent papier with Democratic proclivities feels rather badly over the defeat of the Morrison bill, and unloads its disgust after the following fashion: That unsepulchered cadaver, that body of historic putrefaction without bowels, that agglomeration of ringed, streaked and speckled politicians Calling themselves the Democratic party, have once more performed upon themselves the Interesting ceremony of disem-bowelment. Last Monday, May 19, was the 25th anniversary of the wedding of Mr. and Mrs. Addison Cozine, of Deer Creek township, and in response to invitation a large number of their friends, assembled at the handsome residence and grounds to do honor to tKfe occasion.

We have the finest calf boot in Allen county for $2.50. J. W. McClure. We noticed our old time friend Mr.

P. M. Luyster, of Coffey county, in town Tuesday. N. F.

Acers, R. W. Duffey, W. J. Evans, Lee Rucker and G.

W. Ashford and wife went to the meeting of the Grand Lodge, K. 'of at Wichita this Charlie Steele started out on the road last week, selling territory for the Hart, Scott ahd Pancoast motor. He will travel over the northeastern part of the state 'and expects to be gone several weeks. Sam Cowan will start Monday for the mountains where he will spend stmimer in his mines.

Elere hoping he may strike it rich and comd back a billionaire. His post-office will be Sllverton, Colorado. Capt. L. M.

Sawyer and family start next Tuesday for the Indiari (Territory, where the Captain has received from Dr. Scott the appointment of superintendent of the Industrial School at the Ponca Agency; The public spirited Captain and his family will be greatly missed I here. The trail of the Guillilands for the I murder Of Harclerode and McFarland, took place at Fredonia last week. It began on Tuesday and the case went to the jury at 10 oclock Saturday night. In about two hours I the jury returned with a verdict Of guilty of murder in the first degree as to Hugh Guilliland and his oldest son, and of guilty in the second degree as to the two younger sons.

The Banyan tree of India and (Ceylon throws off shoots from its main branches that grow down arid take root in the ground as separate stems. For Best and Quickest Results ust Use the Classified Columns. 1 Todays News for FAT FOLKS Keep Cool and Peppy All Summer Long While Losing fat the 1 Safe Way the Right Way. Out of the thousands of letters received we give you this one from I a grateful young man. I am 23 yrs.

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I feel better, look better and I am O. K. in every way. I alio eat anything I want. Mr.

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Poetoffio a Second Clasa Matter. Telephone i 18 SUBSCRIPTION RATES By Carrier In Iola. Gaa City, LaHarpe, and Baaaett. One Week I IS Cents One Tear 17.80 BY MAIL Outside Allen and Adjoining Counties One Tear $500 81 Month Tare Months $li60 One Month 60c In Allen and Adjoining Counties On Year $3.00 61 Months 175 Three Moiths $00 On Month 60c MEMBER ASSOCIATED PRESS The Register carries the Associated Press report by special leased wire. The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to use lor republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and also the local news published herein.

All rights of republication of Special dispatches herein are also reserved. CHRIST FOR ALL-ALL FOR CHRIST Bible Thought for Today SAFEGUARDED: He shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways. Psalm 91:11. THE NEVV SILVER BILL The silver bill finally agreed upon after numerous conferences between the President and the silver bloc in Congress is said to provide tor monetization and natlonaliza-iion of silver whatever those resounding words may mean. The bill would authorize and direct the President to buy silver at a.

price not to exceed 50 cents an ounce (it is now selling around 45 cents) until he has built up a silver monetary reserve of 25 per cent in relation to 75 per cent gold. Under the provisions of the bill the government would take over all free silver stock except silver coins, fabricated metal arid silver used under commercial licenses, the same procedure as previously was taken with gold except that gold coins were also brought into the treasury. 'Doubtless the men in Congress and out who have most persistently pressed this measure upon the President until they have at last won his reluctant approval have had in mind two major objectives. The first and dominant one has been to stimulate the silver mining business, and the second to enlarge the volume of currency. To the Registers way of thinking the first of these objectives is purely selfish, and the second is likely to be hurtful rather than helpful to the national interest.

Only a few days ago a list of banks, other corporations, and some very wealthy men was sent out showing that all the men and corporations named either actually held large quantities of bar silver or were long on the silver market. Obviously speculators who had bought great quantities of silver in the deliberate expectation that Congress would enact legislation that would enhance the value of the metal. After that exposure it would seem as if members of Congress would fnd it rather difficult to vote for the pending bill which will make silver bought by speculators at around 35 cents an ounce, worth 50 cents an ounce. In so far as the new bill will inflate the volume of the currency, tlv question may well be asked, Why Issue more money when the country lacks billions of using what it already has? It isnt more money the business of America needs. It is better money.

It is money the value of can be counted upon with assurance for a long time in advance. It is the lack of quality in our currency that is retarding recovery right now more than any other one thing. Every student of economics and business concedes that the great bulk of unemployment now is In the capital goods industries. These industries operate on a large scale. They involve huge Investments with slow turnover.

Men will not make these investments unless they have absolute assurance that the goods they put out to be paid for In six months or a year will be paid for In dollars worth as much as the dollars that went into their manufacture. They have no such assurance now and they cannot get it. The President will not give it to them. The Congress will not give it to them. That is why it happens that with banks bulging with money business is slow to get under way.

It Isnt more money the country needs, we repeat; It is better money. Give the country dollars as sound as dollars were when Republican policies prevailed and will be right here. It is several days since the primaries were held in Pennsylvania, as a result of which Senator Reed was nominated for the United States senate by something more than 100,000 majority over Governor Pin-chot. Reed has been a persistent critic of the New Deal while Pinch ot has been its champion. The Democratic leaders in Washington profess to see no significance in the result, since It was only a factional fight, within the Republican par: ty.

But suppose Reed had been beaten I day afternoon from Kansas City to visit home folks and attend the graduation of her niece. Miss Bernice Isaac at Mildred, Thursday. Mr. and Mrs. Stickney, Mrs.

Young, and Mrs. Isaac, went to Mildred Thursday, evening to the graduation exercises. Mrs. Young returned to her home In Kansas City Saturday evening, Mr. and Mrs.

D. L. Isaac, Bernice, and C. L. Isaac accompanied her as far as Iola.

Mr. Willard Smiths had a party for the young folks Wednesday night. Mr. and Mrs. D.

R. Hopkins visited the T. Wilson home last week. Mr. and Mrs, Clarence Isaac visited the parental Chas.

Isaac home Sunday afternoon. Register Want Ads get They've Stood the Test of Time Established I90f Williams Monument Works SOI S. Washington Iola, Cat a Sr -x r. I i to 1 1 At the celebration meeting last Monday night, a consisting of CVM. Simpson' and R.

B. Stevenson Was appointed to s(e about obtaining a speaker for the Register Want Ads get results. occasion, and it was determined to make our celebration contingent upon the procuring of said speaker. We understand that Senator Ingalls has been written to. FRECKLES AND HIS FjUENDS BY BLOSSER No Fooling! DON'T SAY ANYTHING MORK TO ME ABOUT DIRK I TAKE THAT wrong positions that a may be put in; there are 70,000 chances to make an error, and millions of chances for transpositions.

In the short sentence, to be or not to be, by transposition alone, it is possible to make 2,758,000 errors. I From Other Papers TIIE RIGHT TO DRINK. Emporia Gazette: Every man, writes a friend to The Gazette, has a right to drink what he pleases when he pleases and where. If he wants to go to hell its his business. iCsure is But The Chicago Safety council, an organization for promoting safe automobile driving, reports that in January, February and March, 1933, the number of automobile -fatalities in that city was 160, while during the pame months of 1934 the num ber 235 an' increase of nearly 50 per centjsince repeal.

And this may mean something: A British news paragraph states that insurance companies advertising automobile liability insurance announce that If you are a total abstainer you need pay only 85 per cent of the normal premium. Its all right to drink when anj where you "please, old timer; but you dont stay when and where you do your drinking. You get in a high powered murdering machine and infest the highway like a raging lion, a oloed hungry tiger or a deadly pos tilence. Society has no right to say whether a man who wants to go to hell his own way shall have to go to Heaven. Not by a jug full.

But society does have a right to say to a man who wants to go to hell by the booze route that he shall have no rights on the highway drunk or sober. For he is the last man to know he is soused and society should take no chances on him. The man arrested once for drunkenness should lose his right to drive a car for five years. CRESCENT VALLEY My' 22. Friday marked the clos ing of another successful term of school, with the usual big dinner at the noon hour, -enjoyed by everyone present.

Various indoor gamei sponsored by Mrs. Newton were played -and enjoyed by the while the men and young Americans enjoyed baseball. Thursday evening Newton and pupils presented a good program to a well filled house. Six of our pupils took county examinations. Three eighth grade and three seventh grade.

The eighth grade were: LaVera Potts, Iva Thornhill and Maxine Bair, and those of the seventh were, Katherine Ronsick, Vivian Harwood and Phyllis OBrien. LaVera Potts, who some time ago won a place in the county spelling contest, is again honored by making the best grade of any pupil in the county. Three cheers for LaVera. Mr. and Mrs.

Martin Heiman, Garden City, and Mrs. Agatha Heiman, Piqua. spent Thursday night at. the John Heiman home. Mr.

and Mrs. Henry Strack visited Sunday evening at the A. C. Geffert heme. The writer in behalf of the community wishes to congratulate Mr.

and Mrs. Pat Kelly who were married at Iola Saturday. Miss Rose Heiman was a weekend guest with relatives at Piqua. Mrs. Frances Perkins spent Monday afternoon with Mrs.

Carl Phil-stcr. Humboldt. Mr. and Mrs. J.

Endicott visited afternoon with Mr. and Mrs. E. Ellsworth, Gas. Mrs.

Genevieve Setters called at the Frank Doty home Monday afternoon. Miss Virginia re shears spent Thursd ly night and Friday with Miss Pauline Bair. Mr. and Mrs. Pat Kelley visited Sunday with Mr.

and Mrs. Ted Perkins. Mrs. J. P.

Willhite and Mrs. V. L. Palmer called on Mrs. F.

L. Swearingen, Tuesday afternoon. Have you a house for rent? Or for sale? Want to buy something? (he Classified Columns. KANSAS CITY TO TULSA. There is real merit in the effort now being made to get the "shortest all-weather route between Kansas City and Tulsa designated by a single highway number.

The reason there is merit in it is because, practically speaking, there never will be a time when it will hot be the shortest route. There, is not a single back-track in this new route which follows K-10 from Kansas City to Shawnee, U. S. 50 to Ola the, K-7 to Osawatomie, K-6 to Garnett, U. S.

73W to Chanute, K-16 to Lenapah, and 0-16 to Tulsa. The only way it ever could possibly be made shorter would be to eliminate the right angle turns and hit straight across country which is a long, long time the future. Past efforts to get shortest routes designated by a single number have been almost uniformly unsuccessful, partly because of the technical difficulty of the procedure, but chiefly because of lack of merit. Most of them have simply been booster programs by one group of cities seeking tourist advantages over another group. They have asked permanent marking of a route that is only temporarily the shortest hard surfaced and they have sought to connect towns In this manner that are not of sufficient importance to be worthy of it.

In, the present oase, however, neither of those objections applies. This route will always be the shortest from Kansas City to Tulsa, and certainly these two cities are of sufficient importance to deserve the distinction of a single highway marking between them. It is probable that three-fourths of the automobile traffic from Kansas City to Oklahoma is headed to or through Tulsa. It would be a real service to the motorist to have this designation made because few of them would ever choose the correct route in its entirety by looking at a highway map. The real saving comes in following K-6 from Garnett to Osawatomie, and few map readers would ever think of choosing it.

It is a good road now; it will be infinitely better when the new bee-line concrete highway from Greeley to Osawatomie; now contemplated by the highway department, is built. The' meeting in Chanute, Tuesday, May 29, should be well attended by Iolans. Osaycap Chronicle: The perfect alibi has at last been found for editors who let mistakes go into print. A statistician has worked out 'the humber of chances for mistakes in one column of print. The number is 70,000 to one.

In an "'ordinary newspaper column there are 10,000 letters of type; there are seven ORDER OVER TO JANSEN'S DON'T LOSE QUIT RIDING MS, CRASH, OR ILL SLAP YbUR EARS QOWN! LAY OFF! if IM WORRIED ENOUGH, RIGHT NOW GET BUSY AND DO SOME WORK AROUND HERE? 1 EVERYBODYS SAYING THAT IF YOU HAD ANOTHER BRAIN CELL YbU'D HAVE 2 UST OF COURSE, THATS ONLY GOSSIP, Sludge revealed as one of greatest causes of higher oil consumption New motor oif stops sludge forma tion holds down you oil cost. Tests proye that Sludge is one of the'grcafesf cau6cs'0f high motor dil consumption. For sludge collects on piston rings, makes them stick, and once rings are clogged and stuck the engine begins pumping oil. 1 That why users of lao.Vis Standard, new ati. This summer keen sludge out of your engine TLu nudge Iao.Via 'D.

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