Detroit Free Press from Detroit, Michigan • 4

4 MONDAY MORNING JULY 2 wv OH ICE A i 4 1 a 1 i Entered at the Pottoffice Detroit as second class matter 85 10 00 2 no 4 00 100 2 00 I 4a lt 41 i glneer often makes a bugbear of a reasonably 1 1 drained and ventilated bouse he has also done I much to stir up the plumber to a sense of his I responsibility He has come but not to stay I because in a few years the plumber will him 1 self be a sanitary engineer I THE MUNICIPAL PROGRAMME I Mayor appointment 1 pro 1 gramme as outlined in our local columns I shows that the lesson of the Upper House in I the matter of the Controllership has been I taken to heart The new nominations con tern I plated will all be fairly acceptable and while 1 something maybe said in criticism of the meth I od suggested for enlarging Assessor I term there will be no objection upon personal I grounds to his reappointment I General Trowbridge has long served the pub 1 lie in official position and commanding I throughout the highest approval of his superi I ors and the confidence of the public Whether I his education has been such as to fit him pecu 1 liarly for the Controllership is a problem I which only time aud experience can I solve But ho will certainly bring to I the office one of the highest qualifi I cations an incumbent can have a well 1 recognized reputation for unswerving integ I rity? And though the details of the Control I lership will necessarily be new to him there is I nothing about them so intricate or difficult as I to demand a long apprenticeship on the part of I a man familiar with ordinary business and of I the methodical business habits which long ser I vice in the Revenue Department must have formed General Trowbridge is not the Con troller The reeTbess would have selected even if the choice had been limited to Republi I cans But his appointment will be a good one It will be all the more generally approved for the contrast it presents to the appointment which was threatened and for the element there is in it of atonement for wrong done General Trowbridge in driving him from the Collectorship of Internal Revenue The nominations for the new assessorships will also be well received Aiderman Coolidge is a young man active energetic well ac quaintedwith public affairs and sure to make his 'mark in any official position John Mc Bride has had long experience in the office is I thoroughly acquainted with property values in the city and familiar with the practical work ing details of the assessment business His recognized candidacy for the place has sub jected him to some vague attacks at the hands of rival aspirants but sit is fair to presume that the Mayor has satisfied himself as to the baselessness of these attacks before deciding tosend in his name for confirmation INCREASE IN STATION AL WEALTH The census may not show it perhaps no figures ever will show it accurately but it is I a fact that the wealth of the nation during the past two weeks has been enormously increased During that period there have been added to the educated class of the country in round numbers some 50000 souls Estimating the value of the Greek and Latin ami other ac quirements thus added to the common stock at only their bare cost this must be something like $1000 a piece or $50000000 in the aggre gate But this estimate is palpably far too low It would be a hunentably absurd outcome of our educational system if the learn ing acquired in our colleges and certified to on the diploma were worth only just what it cost including the few dollars paid for fx 1 OK THE SUMMER Persons leaving the city for the summer can have The ree Press mailed to their address in this country or in Europe for any number of weeks they desire by leavingor sending an order to thfaofliro Price by the week postage paid 20 cents" The Brooklyn bridge panic was a godsend to the ulton ferry boats as it made the pub lic distrustful of the former But now that there has been a panic on one of the boats equilibrium is restored and the public distrusts both alike The sisters of deceased wives have again been trampled on by the British House of Lords that body having heartlessly refused them per mission to marry the widowed husbands whom they do not want to out of the The majority against the enabling measure was smaller however than it has been in the past and if the widowers will only maintain their sad state smother year there is a bright prospect for them and their sisters in law 1 The fact that the trade dollar has been ostra cized in New York should be taken note of by money handlers in Detroitand other Western cities An effort will undoubtedly made by those who find themselves with the irredeemable medals in their possession to work them off and if at all encouraged they will turn their attention Westward They should not be permitted to succeed If some body has to suffer the depreciation the pres ent holders may as well be permitted to per good or says "Hamlet thinking makes it And good relaid pavements are only one step further they are made by saying so If the Chicago people want to introduce this plan into that we understand that the patentees will charge nothing for it It is so beneficial so cheap and so effective that they have not the heart or the cheek to charge a royalty on it "Notyit for my I "Well let your ear alone and look fer the pin got another ear left the only breast pin I had you come back here without that Traveller When There Was But One Sunday Paper in Hoston Advertiser is to publish a Sun day edition It is told that at the beginning of the war there was but one Sunday paper in Boston and that it had no telegraph dispatch es Very late one Saturday night there came to the Advertiser office a piece of important news Two or three printers hanging around I heard of it and thought it a shame it should be wasted They put it in type and worked off several thousand little extras on a com mon proof press They sold like hot cakes Sunday morning many of them at a quarter each While the typos were still at it one of the proprietors of the Adver I tiser arrived He was Very indignant so in I dignant it is said that he refused to take a I penny of the money received for the extras I That it may lie presumed did not cast the I printers into the lowest depths of misery The Advertiser had never before 'appeared on I Sunday and the incident shocked the proprie tors dreadfully The Boston correspondent of THE DETROIT iREESSgIONDAY JULY 2' 1883 SUBSCRIPTION RATES 4 PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier per month Dally by mall per year postage paid Sunday dally per year by mail Trt weekly by mail per year postage paid weekly per year VdwI zn WAnklv A extra cony will be given to the getter up ota club Of ten subscribers To subscribers who do not reside In Michigan we send a special or literary edition called the theprice of which is $2 per year Send postoffice order or drafts when practicable Remittances may be made either by draft express postoffice order or In registered letters at our risk Inorder to insure attention subscribers wishing their ad dress changed must give their old as well as their new address Y1" Write plainly name and postoffice also the edition yhether Dally Tri Weekly or Weekly Address THE DETROIT REE PRESS CO DETROIT MICH THE WEEKLY REE PRESS May be procured of all newsdealers in the United States and the Dominion of Canada Price a cents per tor advertising In Tmt Wkikly kzk Pnss: Reading notices set In nonpareil type leaded 50 cents a line displayed advertisements 40 cents a line each Insertion Liberal discounts on long time advertise cents i CORRESPONDENCE "lfew8 correspondence of Interesting character Is In Vtted AU business news letters or telegraphic dis patches must be addressed to Tub Dstboit nsn Tbksh Letters and packages should be properly sealed and lult postage paid to Insure their delivery Rejected communicationswill not be returned unless so requested and postage stamps be furnished Correspondents names are invariably required not necessarily for publication but as a guarantee of good faith Anonymous communications will be rejected Mr George Corb It Is the traveling agent for Tins inn Prxsh riends of the paper who can aid Mr CorlHt in advancing Its Interests will confer a gruat taior London Office 325 Strand New York Office Park Row Washington Office 1420 New York Ave had a little money and he twice the company on hand but they did not living on the income together I believe so apparently for thsy charged on the penecuy i tables like so many foragers now tney aia i around it ana eioow ana crusn ana provisions I btandmg a little sirs ciAA vwwf rslorl nliiDinln nf would bo put on the books replied that if I Galen swoop down on the table and bear off iuu ou tuey wuuiu uuu luc i plate oi Dread wmen ne wuia noia on mgu books all right then ne took ms wire ana i nd struggle to get out of the crowd Before young bady and went to New York But not I bo had succeeded half a dozen stalwart arms to run away He came back Sunday morn I would clean off the plate A man might ing was met by President Crosby while out I secure a dish of salad but while he was look walking and rode to the office with him talk ling for a fork half a score of his neighbors ing real estate all the way although he knew I would have transferred the spoils to their own what was coming His arrest seemed to 'be a I plates Why the managers aid not have sense great relief As he put it he felt if I had I enough to provide trougns for the company I been cut in two ana a lot of lead taken can't tell It was a sad oversight though He had speculated in stocks at various times I Well ose were all professional men gentle hoping to replace his stealings but was ineu and they acted like so many school boys against him and he lost almost every time I Jt made me feel twenty years younger carry His poor Wife suspected nothing and when I jng me back to the school days at St Sagittar President Crosby called for her husband after I jug when we used to rally hungry and ungov their return from New York she ran and I eraable at the summons of 4 o'clock bread and brought down her baby who was not strong I if I fight as I should have done for Mr Crosby to see As a preparation for I on this occasion I did not come away without the lock up this miserable moral fraud Blaney some of the spoils A near sighted gen wrote an affectionate note to his wife saying I erously emptied a plate of salmon salad into he was obliged to go out of town for the night I my coat pocket under the impression that it nn hnKiness It is the old sad storv over again tsroa ha nwti Aftn thn lini nlnnlrArl The young man had been decaying with moral flown a little and the guests had carried off dry rot andt the loving and loyal wife never I most of the floral decorations in the shapes of found it out until her life hopes were shattered I bouquets and boutonnieres there was another as with a bolt of lightning Blaney may feel a I distribution of the Process accompanied with certain relief in being found out and he will be I cigars and Peace like a gorged dove folded fed and clothed in prison but the wife and I her wings over the gory scene baby are not left in a position to share his des I know how a crowd of clergymen perate consolations (Mass) Re I would have acted in similar circumstances nublican land I sunnose a gang of lawvers would have I managed to get away with the table linen and A Woman Pin of More Value Than a Man I gflyer as wefi as the food 'You have to I Ear I scratch the average gentleman very deep to I are you doing out there my I discover the cuticle of the original barbarian asked a passer by of a man who seemed to he The common hide is only a little thicker and more superficial Possibly too looking for something in the woods I the Process served to bring out the original jest had a cyclone at our house and I Adam in the usually courteous medicine men for the relics of the storm It (the Process) is a method of aging liquors in "Did von lose much a short time by which according to the coiu "Not much my brass breastpin was claims the mellowness of years is at blowed out in this here section and I tanel a a1 lnLa fer it Also fer some of my property I dissipating the noxious essences I What did vou lose I believe the secret of it tut I aju do tm you see I wm blowed agin the corner thority on liquors and always supposed that of the gate post and my ear was cut off It I good as old if it had the blowed over here along with that breastpin I hrani blown in the cork and like to find both while at it Our own Joseph Cook is not disposed to sit My ear so much use now you know but Qet under the assumed victory of those at I I want it probation after I Jeemes shouted a woman from the I He says You will suTely destroy I road I foreign missions if you teach at home the I I broad doctrinejthat pagans and others who vou found that bin ha' 0 not heart the gospel in its details are to 0UJ0 Ibnvh taxes no slock in uoerai unnstiamty so caiiea and says: me twelve generations of preachers who believe the doctrine or hy pothesis of probation after death and 1 will rhAi ni 4 'iia Ami zx ertiUno z4 QUUVT JVU C11U VI LliaUCUllCD BUU VI preachers who will not be very enthusiastic concerning That is the kind of talk one likes to listen to and I observe that nobody has offered to show hint the twelve generations demanded Per ha it is not so easy to secure twelve genera tions since they would cover pretty nearly if not quite 500 years and some of them would have been dead by this time But if nobody trots out the dozen generations it is easy to see tliat Mr Cook is victorious in his argu ment An unreasonable or dogmatic kind of man would have insisted tipoli seeing a hun dred generations of preachers pass in review before him ere he would grant any value to the fruits of their teachings but Mr Cook is quite willing to accept the report of a mere dozen extending back to the time of the Ref ormation or a centurv earlier' If probation is to be tried at nil in a business way I should like to see it tried upon three scoundrels who brutallytassaulted ana outraged an old lady of 03 at Quincy last Sunday morn ing The same gang or three other villains also assaulted another old ladv in the same town a fortnight ago We might not get any I definite information about the post mortem I part of the probation experiment but the' death part of it would be very satisfactory I ive cases of assaults on women were reported 1 from Connecticut in one week not long ago i and so far none of the perpetrators have tan brought to justice but Connecticut is a queer State The authorities there never like to in flict the expense of a trial on the community if they can possibly avoid it preferring to send the crimmals out of the State as quietly as they can which is economical but rough on the neighbors It was in Connecticut a few weeks ago that a thrifty coroner on the body of a vic tim of a steamboat disaster in the novel way of hitching it by a rope to the end of the pier thus saving the city the expense nf burialThe intention was good but a relative of the deceased came along before the official could cut the remains loose and took charge of the obsequies himself The pennywise policy of some of the town officials in the Nutmeg State has resulted in an increase of crime which will yet cost the Commonwealth a good deal more than timely prevention would have done Mrs Mary Davis has been good enough to be come a citizeness of that State although 'of Massachusetts origin She is a female burglar Soong finely formed pretty and educated he wore male attire while the office of the Derby Lumber Company last week but the print of her shapely foot gave a clue to her identity and she and her hus band are in jail 'for that and other offenses She is said to have 6een the brains of a very expert and daring gang of burglars And she reads in jail But there be now no stalwart Dooues of worthy to come to her rescua 'Nfnnteaftth aud stern if not quite so severe as in the old days of bloody assizes and the fine trade of robbery has feadly degenerated like ancient industries It is a pity that Mrs Davis did not learn to be of her age and turn her talents to better account if as la unlikely she had much to say about her destiny 1 Un fortunatelv she married a mamn a nrlwm bird who represented himself to be a man of wealth and distinction it was the old oldstoiy The difficulty about the Big Organ is about adjusted satisfactorily that is to sav the organ is to remain in Boston I take it for granted that everybody knows it was in some danger of being otherwise disposed of the Music Hall corporation having contemplated selling it to somebody or other who might have "dese it in someway It is to be'removed I from Music Hall and a new hall will be built around it with a triple Shakspearian curse for anyone who may hereafter think of dis turbing its hallowed pipes and cranks We breathe freely again Marblehead has had a long and bit ter labor fight now just happily ended as only a Marblehead fight may end in the victory of the people ourteen hun dred went on a strike because of a disagreement about wages and hours The manufacturers were firm but the workers were granite New hands were imported un til the strikers began to waylay all visitors and force them to give an account of themselves inally this week the last of the lasting makers give in and peace reigns once mote Marblehead is so situated that it can be reached only one way by land and is easy of defense It is a little Gibraltar when one gets with difficulty within its walls: and as for its citizens hath not history recorded their determination? The manufacturers have gained one point which is also a gain to both sides in securing an agreement that the terms shall be throughout the season without liabil ity4to be broken by either capriciously JE i 4 4 lYUUilXCrAlN I 7 PEOBABLE MUBDEE 4 i 1 'I Duke McKcnzto "Shoots His Wife in the I 's Head I Special Dispatch to The Detroit ree Press I East Saginaw June BO Duke McKenzie shot his I wife on the farm of James Price near Midland this I afternoon The weapon was a revolver and the ball took effect in her head producing a serious and I probably fatal wound Mrs McKenzie was em I ployed on the farm of Mr Priceand had been sep I arated from her husband some years McKenzie! made his escape and' when last seen was making I his way toward this'city He mailed a long letter I in the postoflice in East Saginaw yesterday ad dressed to the editor of the Courier giving a de I tailed statement of what he termed the bad con duct of his wife charging her with adultery and in 1 fanticide He formerly resided in St Clair County I where he held he says in his letter various post 1 tions of trust He intimated that he was about to die being disgusted at the bad conduct of: his wife I He is probably insane I Migiiway Robbery Special Dispatch to The Detroit ree press Adrian Adelbert Purcell of Jackson was set upon by foot pads on the railroad track about 0 o'clock riday evening whochoked him and robbed him of his watch and were going through his pockets when help came The robbers escaped Purcell had $45 in his pocket The fellows'had fol lowed him all day atal Accident Special Dispatch to The Detroit ree Press Mason June While returning from circus ai Lansing last evening Warren Ellsworth of run over and killed three quarters of a mile this side of Holt He was terribly mangled It Is believed he was killed by last circus train which passed over the road between 2 and this morning Burglars at West Branch Special Dispatch to The Detroit ree Press West Branch June Burglars entered the sa loon of Livingstone through the back door last night drilled two holes in the safe but did not attempt to blow it up They were probably fright ened away' Two suspicious characters were seen in town last evening It is supposed they were the persons Horse Thief Arrested Special Dispatch to The Detroit ree Press Battle Cheek June 30 Edward Smith stole a horse buggy and harness from Ionia Wednesday and was arrested to day In Maple Grove by Deputy Sheriff Rogers and brought to this city The prop erty had been sold but was recovered in Penfield and this city Another Pardon Special Dispatch to The Detroit ree Press Lansing June 80 Clinton Hinkley sent to Ionia from Hillsdale in May 1882 for two years for i DEBTS HONOR The notion that jt gambling debt is more sacred in its character than an obligation con tracted for fowl or clothing or ay of the necessaries of life is: one of the most absurd notions that over got lodgment in the human mind Yet it has a Wonderfully strong hold upon those who accept it Paymaster Was faith in it was exceedingly strong As he told the court when asked if he had any thing to say why he should not be sentenced he regarded the payment of his gaming debts as a practical application of the lessons he had received as to the honorable conduct expected of a soldier and he was evidently surprised at the judicial idea that a military man was not justified in stealing when that was neces sary to thAmaintenance of his soldierly honor by paying his poker losses The vicious notion has its foundation un doubtedly in the use of the phrase of to characterize the obligations in curred by betting on a "bobtail against "kings whatever those expressions may imply? But the phfase does not really mean I that a poker debt is any more honorable than the debt incurred for a spring overcoat It grewout of the fact that there could be no le gal obligation to pay losses at the gaming ta ble and the winner was compelled to relyjon the alone The debt to washerwoman is a of much as the amount lost at cards or on a horse race In the former case however the debt is legal as well as honorable while in the latter it has no support but honor' And a very quper kind of honor it is when it can only be maintained at it was in case by the commission of crime and the sacrifice of everything that men usually hold dear I Porter and the Labor of One of the best answers yet given to ex Tariff Commissioner representations I concerning the workingmen of England is contained in the following communication signed and published in the Chicago Tribune: Mr Porter 'the hired witness for the New York Tribune appears to have no difficulty in England in finding such evidence against free fa flilA nx bn hax been told to tret He is a COOd example of that paradox that a man may he in 1 breaking and entering a freight car was pardoned speaking the literal truth The examples of I today poverty and dirtress that he exhibits are no I doubt correct but his inferences and his in I AMIH at Chase Loss 822000 simiation thatthey are fairly representative Special Dispatch to The Detroit ree Press of the condition oi English workingmen are I East Saginaw June Seaman I false I mill at Chase burned down this evening Loss Born and reared among the working QOO insured for $10000 The lumber was raved I of England my boyhood was spent in London I I during the years of the free trade agitation 1 1 Tnrannitil Comnunirii I was 2U yeora old' when the free trade policy I hlu was adopted and the antiquity I June I discarded forever I have avivid recollection I 1883 were mToIIows: of the social and moral condition of the work I Magnnn Heater Company Muskegon Capital ling classes during the period when the "pro I Jioteb I system oppressed the industry of I Detroit Lead Pipe and Sheet Lead Works Detroit I ii America I returned to fmcland a short I JAloclge MiningCompany Detroit Capital $50000adScegStSe pie so great was their improvement under the HngCoinpa? I operation of the enlightened system of free I Breitung iron Company Marquette Capital $1 1 I trade I found the workingmen receiving oooooo I I much higher wages for less hours of labor I Tahquamenon River Improvement Company 1 1 I while the orice of every article of food cloth I Articles amended I ing and other necessaries had been corre I Street Raflway Company I I spondingly reduced Ahd yet individual cases I Brothen (nuuiufacturing) East Saginaw I I of poverty could be found in every town I capital $75000 I I England if the detectives chose to search for Canal street Gravel Roof Company Grand Rap 1 1 them I ids Capital $25000 1 I If the Chicago Tribune will send me over to I I I England with instructions to findLevidence of I Utica I I the wealth and comfort of the English work I The commencement exercises of the Utica High I I ingman I will guarantee to find it if you in I School occurred on riday evening A large audl 1 I struct me to find the evidence of their extreme I ence was present The class of is an unusually I I poverty and degradation I agree to furnish I small one there I I that also Tell me what sort testimony you I interesting feature of the exercises I I want and I will bring it into of riches WQS address of Dr Henry Zirndorf of Detroit I or poverty of virtue or vice of manly inde I lex Grant presented the diplomas to the class I I pendence or abject servility just tell me what I with some terse and apt remarks and at the conclu 1 yon wnnt and yon shall liave it I will earn rionof the exercises the principal of the school I Imvwarrea Charles Eames was the recipient of an elegant I Ir wm btj toji I similar testimony as to the social condition of Young Towner and Brownell and Messrs I thepeoplein America I can do so and both Davlsand Burson I cases I will tell the literal truth the he will I An efrort will be made by the School Board to se 1 I consist in the inference that my exceptional in cure the services of the teachers of last yeur for the I I stances fairly represent the general condition coming year Thwse teachers are: Chas ames I I Within the last three weeks I have and I eUie Watson tmmar I irtment I heard more violent I Nannie Towner Primary Department I from the workingmen of Chicago than 1 ever I i I I heard in England during the hungry agitation shot as the Result of a amily I of forty years ago Within that time at a I I large meeting of more than 300 people I have I I I heard' the condition of the workingmen of Smiths Cheek June Aut 2 elwk a I Chicago described by themselrtS as a wn a1KimbaUm Township near Thornton came I I dition of slavery I heard one very I jOlrie on a drunken spree and commenced I intelligent man aeciare tnac more people uau i qiiarreUng with his wife After a few words had 1 been evicted from their homes in Chicago passed he drew a revolver and shot his wife the I on the 1st of May for the crime of poverty ball passing entirely through her hip Attoroey than had been evicted during the whole year rink Deputy Sheriff bperry and Dr NcLar iuIreland I speaker too say with intense feeling I where he was arrested after a stout resistance ana I fought four years to free the black slaves of 1 aalgned before Justice Allen who held the South I am now ready to fight to emanci I iftchell for trial in the Circuit Court and Is now I pate the white slaves of the and when lodged in jail at Port Huron Dr McLaren does not the hopelessness of successful revolution was consider the wound necessarily dangerous The suggested he admitted that monopoly was so Mitchell family are known as a hard crowd in the I strongly intrenched that it could not be over 1 neighboihood thrown by open fighting in the field but he I Editor Beacli Ready or the ray said can use dy namite and the the Lu(jas whom we referred whole company burst into applause He con I weclc invjtes us to a friendly contest in the Cir tinued: the Chicago Pnbuue ac 1 cujt coul of Sanilac County and we shall most cer noimces' dynamite weak men flinch from its tai dy meet him and if we are mulcted in that S30 1 use but dynamite is the remedy to put an end ol we shall pay it immediately by assessing each to our and again the meeting aj or our 100000 subscribers a half dollar apiece That dence of the condition of American woiking I connection we mav say that we made the men I should imitate the swift witness Porter gentleman the favorable otter that if there was any I should constitute myself a liar for money al 1 reasonable explanation of the minutes of the confer 1 though the facts related would be true cnee which we published last week we would give i This meeting was a secret one: it was I him the benefit of it He prefers a lawsuit and he 1 lus meet mo was not a mav rest assured that while we can borrow a dollar not held in vpr to pay the noble fraternity of lawyers the fight shall Ojen to everybody and took place on trie veiy Cheater charge! On! Stanley same street where the Tnbune is publishecL It I onj be he who first cries hold enough adjourned in a somewhat electrical condition I Sanilac Jeffersonian As I was passing out a man whom I never saw I ik before addressed me in a rather excited man I This Is Cheek! Der' I' Apartygiving the name of Warren and h' never touched thotnie cause of our I claiming to be a State Senator from the Twenty he said touched it at all I second District of Michigan (which he locates in the mH I ormthorn tuirt nf thft State when in realitv it is com luremal tolit to replied "that WorM tle tor thl etoiy Only a Bolt towklug' I didn't get a chance were gerson hekl his grip sack in pawn for twenty five I Joquina ouchet of Louisville who has so many of them faying to speak that the Lnts loaned hinLr1lfeyue Gazette spent all his idle time during the last forty This man had worked out the solution of the Don's Eagle I years in perfecting a perpetual motion ma problem by the arithmetic of his household ex Henderson received a handsome present chine while in the act of putting in the miss pemses as the workingmen of England did at Wednesday from Windsor Dane Co Wta in the in the other day set the thing off and I last If the mechanics of 'America could see I shape of a large sized live gray American eagle I I ilia njrlish mechanic of 1843 and contrast him I which can be seen at 8 acer restaurant in I being unable to stop it had to stand idly by with hfs1 wn they would not be deluded his village The name is Allegan and see it mutilate three of his fingers 'SXfi the sophistries of what is Journal While the surgeon was trimming up the falsely called Howard inds a Better riend in Palmer ffiyneorebStSit wifi I I Than in erry run for Charles Brown of Corry Pa Wasson and Other Times I senator Palmer wants Sumner Howard of lint I now located in Boston has a similar machine I We have no sympathy to waste on Major Speaker of the Michigan Houm of Representatives I on the stocks and singularly enough nota Wasson He held an honorable I government in 1 few goofl machinists rf that city are of the I There was every inducement for him to main I Utah Territory 1 ort Huron opinion that he is on the right track He says tain the character of a gentleman and an hod 1 nt Ift Michiiran is completed and he is only waiting for his ert man He was not driven to steal by pov of Wo1 foreign patents before exhibiting it to the in Hydi soldHHchp of seventy fleeces of I edtSous puUic Mahr Wasson goes to the penitentmiy and ifty Eight andOne Thlrd Per Cent off fora will leave his prison a lost ruined man so eight pounds and over thus uettius him about $2 50 I Wear many oivil service should be I'olling uvl'each besides his June28 I The depreciation of trousers by wear was wealth pluy political I 's a' 7 I the question submitted to an expert on a trial people and hold high honors and offices I Tekonsha I 1 Vork World Russell Aldrich one of the earliest settlers of 0 AMon9nsm Justice TT I endon 'jjownship Calhoun Co died Saturday I court New York The plaintiff sued for $6 4 Dennis Kearney at Chicago I monuhg I the alleged value of the trousers which had Chicago June Dennis Kearney arrived in the I iheWav Yea Lee Was Swindled 1 en torn by the dog It was citv from California this afternoon to attend the I ewmaieu i gwn on the trial that the panto had been National Anti monopoly Convention which opens Some heartless wretoh practiced a petty swindle I worn a year and that $0 was the original cost July 4 Siieaking ot affaire in California he de lirpon Lee the Chinese Immdrynmn the day of an expert tailor that if the dores that the wages of mechanics and farm lab3kthe A kigerced to ray tor trouserjj been torn they would have cas have doubled since the passage ot the Uhin I dry work amounting to 50 and exnibitea a wnrrtv to the owner The inrv Restriction bill and that the State never before ex I bill which be folded up in the paper receipt or been wortn to the owner jury perienced such prosperity as it is enjoying now i check which is always given to strangers having found York Times 1 i A form that task without any Western assistance I that highly prized piece of prwgdgeprskiii I or the next few weeks it jrill brqdentqr 1 Jt is worth many fames nioje The who are fortunate enqughrto receive as amount of Greek and trigempmetry as 1 mueteat one time as a silvei dofKr ito scroti tronomy and miscellaneous olagies wflich 1 tom the coin before accepting it jtheaverage graduate himself endowed I must have increased his or her learning carl1 In so far as the appointment of Mr rank py to the extent of at least $500 a year Conger to be Postmaster at Washington is a I ciTjlization' a failure ive hun promotion of a subordinate it is if he be yell flouars a year at the present rate of in 1 qualified quite commendable But it is at represent8 a capital sum of $13500 least singular that it took the mfluence of his I increased value of each graduate I father the Senator and of Hatton Assistant qqqqq number of and we I Postmaster General whose newspaper partner grand toU1 of increase in the national he is to secure him the appointment As a $625000000 I matter of fact the appointment is a political I jt reflection In the presence of I one and a Presidential recognition of I gb opulent figures representing the results I Republican an intensely 1 Qur boasted school system one can hardly partisan unscrupulous nest of stalwarts It is afford to grumble even when he reflects that a in the same line with the appointment of Evans 1 many of the valuable educations will be I and calculated to increase the odium which is I fjjtgjfl a way in aimless useless or unworthy Iattaching itself to administration I way Yet one cannot help querying whether I 'Instead of deodorizing himself the I would not have been even more I offenses are becoming rank I grand and imposing if the 50000 graduates had I A Hartford reporter undertook to make a received less Gpeek and latin and more practi joke about two of the distinguished clergymen cal mstruefaon the productive andidustrml of that city this week He had in the first work of the world The country needs place announced that the Rev Mr Parker of educated men and Greek and Latm the South Congregational Chin ch baptized are not wholly unless acqmrementa though some infants in the South Baptist Church In Charles rancis Adams has set the serf of his order to avoid correcting his condemnation on tne iormer dul wyuu fai a straightforward manner he proceeded country needsr more than merely educated men next day in a most elaborate fashion and with is educated artisans and workmen men whose nil the details to' describe conflict 'as having membersand musdes have been tramedastken place at the BalGburch on Sunday well as their intellects When our educational idconSsquence of Dr intrusion in the system becomes what it should be the annual at the head 'of a lot of in outcome of our Ueges wdl represent not I merely so many thousand aspirants for posit 1 ttor ath borfoa the toptattorm In iSSK I ths mereantlle and medioa1 and engineering I tionaliste he succeeded goodly admixture of skilled Thr wnorter went so far as even to set the l'1 I 1 he Reporter en builders and machinists and artisans in every two clergymen of these £Ury including no doubt that of plumb fisticuffs and engaged them in a rastle fc wtech ended their 4tumWmgmto the tank more figurXthan it now does to iATTHHcr vptv near drowmnjr I I ana timing estimate the value of the college crop bo many queer doings in the churches nowa I days that outside of those who knew the two I DETROIT INVENTION clergymen and their congregations the fiction I( treg one gp tbe various advantages was accepted as history and went booming uetroit has over Chicago If there is any oqe over the land as fast as the telegraph could thing more than another in which it has the i carry it The Times has since sent a denial to I OVer the Illinois city it is in having its catch up with the original story but lies go by I reia fl as as new after the telegraph while truth is having a postage I wate and other pavement rippert have stamp put on it So that the story will stand In Chicago they are actual very little chance of being contradicted until grumbling about it The Herald of that people forget exactly what story it was while tfaat ordiQance providing for the managing at the same time to lay it up for I of the pavement is constantly vi i tore reference I olated every street in Chicago along THE NATIONAL PLUMBERS which gas pipes and telegraph conduits have The plumbers of the United States on their been laid this spring and summer the eye and i rav to take their annual European tours I foot can detect how imperfectly the pave rfnnned a day or two in New York last week I ments have been restored Their course can and held their convention The hall as the be traced either by hillocks or hollows The society reporters say of a fashionable ball was I workmen of the gas and other companies with diamonds The Chair ing up the streets take no particular pains to 5 man oster was especially resplendent but he leave the streets in as good condition as they declared that they were not bought from the find them Some of the work should be done nroflta of his business Another bespangled over again and the expense charged to the mfllionaire said his were alpm while it was company rendering it necessary that when I In Detroit all such trouble is avoided in the Znmrs srrow rich they get their wealth neatest and most complete manner The war Brd oTaMfo Works and tbWtoBwml STktatowltbrtemUies have a patent eoss for makins lom up 'orter whose bosom looked like a locomotive pavement as good as new It is economical headlSht and who playfully toyed with a and so cheap as to be within reach of the worst tXotY two caret watch chain set with agates taxed community in the country It consirts hTXke complained that plumbers are simply inlying that the payment uisgood butts of the pi and that these as new If people penart in scemg hdlocks Sl irf the press have compelled the 61d holes and ruts in the street after the pave rerilings of ineilt8 haVe been torn up and replaced it is conserv 'atlZ they do not understand this and give place I new pTOCess for restoring tlio iavement to its vmySd for while the sanitary en former omdition' is nothing either bless me my said the pro prfetor of an ice cream know which to be the most thankful for the cold weather which makes ice or the wai yj weather which makes people eat it In the un comfortable freezing days of winter" button up iny overcoat with the philosophical thought that this atmosphere is laying up my summer stock in trade And to day I cast aside my collar and vest with the grateful reeling that nature again is working in my behalf so that the hotter it is the better I like it and the colder it is in the proper season why then the let ter I like mister gimme a worth of ice will and a barefooted coatless urchin peered anxiously into the face of the stalwart iceman 1 do you want of a worth of ice my little doncher see mister mammy gone away me Tim another girl left to home we want ter make some ice cream frozen pudden yer know but yer want ter give it away said the ice man laughing afraid one worth of ice be enough for all that would 4 1 aunno sir out we naurt got no uiure one cent you trust us fer vs see to that There how will that do you said the ice man as he chipped off several small pieces and put them into the eager hands of the young customer and his interested com panions The most curious rise has been invented by a renchman who publishes a recipe for cooking ice Noone has ever declared how nice an article of food it makes but certain it is that the feat of frying it in flour batter can be done successfully the operation being performed so quickly that the ice has no time to melt tell ye phat it is me said the bartender is an indispinsable luxury toa humanity It is a luxury phat man koind get along widout it Moina yez not the whuskythe paple wante summer time but joost a shmell at the oice bedad The oice comboined wid de beautiful hot wither indooces the 'public at large to come to my illigant quarters for refrisnmint therefore says oi qibliss the mam that first invinted'' exclaimed the manjwho draws the soda for the thirsty multitude which traverses an LiUUJl UlUgUXCLl vl vm VXUJ ukwl know what you fellows would do if it wasn't for the trick water has or getting solid coia weather This living in a hot city in summer would sort of lose its point if it for ice queer to think of it Here at noon time there is such a crowd about this counter that you see across the place and the higher the thermometer runs the lower runs the soda tank and all owing to the simple fact that nature allows us to bottle up a little of her cold weather and save it over to bring 'down the I MmnprnhirA little in the hot months That may sound a little philosophical for a soda water man but what been thinking of as stood here washing out glasses ror the next lot How much of a business do the firms do? Oh one soda fountain in town which it takes 150 pounds of ice every day to feed during the hottest Globe 1 Buttoned Into ame The Post of Berlin says that Bismarck's wonderful political career grew from a very trifling circumstance It was in August of 1851 that he was intrusted with the legation at rankfort Prince Guillaume the Crown Pi'ince of Prussia halted there and took him among his escort when going from rankfort to Mayenco where a grand review was to be held Military etiquette is exceedingly strict' iu Germany However it was so hot in the royal car that every officer and the Prince himself loosened their uniforms On arriving in Mayence the distinguished party were A 1 to be met at ther railroad station by 1 troops under amis The Crown Prince buttoned up again ms umwnih wuw forgot one button ortunately as he was to leave the car Bismarck always on the alert saw the awful infringement of soldierly quette and rushing to Guillaume Prince he said were you going to do i and forgetting that no one is allowed to touch a royal personage ne imcvu button' into its proper place The Pmicp thanked the diplomatic young man who had been so rigorous and whose name and features were now fixed in his memory Hence the brilliant fortune of the Why not? Did not poor humble Jacques Loffitte son of a carpenter pick up a pin in the yard of Perregaux the rich banker and make out of it a fortune of more than $15000 1' The Risk Was Equal The Seventh New York Regiment is com posed exclusively of young swells it is alleged The young ladies see in every Seventh soldier a possible millionaire or the scion of a noble 4 house The members of a certain company which shall not be identified allege that one of their number ventured to address a pretty girl who formed one of a group uuder a tree with whom he was not acquainted tim idly said in response to his advances: I mamma 1r not allow me tQ talk tO Young Mars was indignant and replied: "Well I guess vou take any more chances than I York Times The Easy Lyinff Man i The proprietor of a down town restaurant who is celebrated for his dry wit a few days ago heard one of his patrons complaining rather noisily of the food that was set before him As he passed the table at which the fault finder sat the urbane host turned and said: "I always respect a man who having an opinion is not afraid to proclaim it to the whole world I have a large amount of respect for vou I could say as much for you retort ed the growler "You was the cool answer if ou only neu as ensuy as uv work done made the change and handed I BOSTON the stranger $2 50 which he took and disappeared I When the Celestial opened the bit of paper to take I UHL LXU3 flh UiU (WUJVR IUV I tel 'f "I removed) his tair nearly assumed a perpenaic Qyr much abused city government is again being maligned byitewlcked enemies nd 'X I account of a little excursion taken by it and its General Items I numerous friends at the time of the New Or The Jackson postoffice prize agitates politicians leans visit Some 1200 or 1500 peo $rarGUard8 an eleg ant Iple went down the harbor at the ex The Hillsdale canning establishment will soon be I Jiense and just because they consumed a ton ready for business I or two of cigars "and a lake or so of cham Repuhlicans throughout the State bite their lips at I pane at a total cost of $7000 the uncharita A Beal opened his mouth on political ble and envious say evil things of them They matters since his overthrow during the Senatorial I gay that many of the company got bum conflict Is Beal brooding? I flnink that they fought like free lunch fiends lenttSmontav retums for the eatables and drinkables and in short home at Ogden Nev and has not been heard from I behaved like a pjck of rowdies I dare say since I there is some truth thSI charges and some I Col rank Stockbridge whose claim to be the I 1 4vk next Republican candidate for Governor is tacitly I malice In the first place although the city I recognized is building a summer cottage near St (which is a colloquialism signifying 1ing is about to build' a city jail for the safe still all the guests were not the I keeping of city and county prisoners uture trials I guests of the inaiviaual members of the city I Ingham County cases in Lansing make provision government The Lancers had 450 tickets for I of this kind necessary Lansing News: There fa talk of putting in shorter distribution among then personal friends the I hours for Capitol employes Beginning at 9 Cadets had seventy five the city officials had UVidquittSto iB 350 and other pcoplehad making in all I The fruit growers of thinking vessel 1185 Possibly the friends of the Councilmen I freights too high combined to secure lower rates and aldermen did all of the orgie business but held a meeting accomplished nothing and are 1 I ready to meet again when called together it is by no means necessary to suppose so I Niles Republican: Niles is soon to furnish Japan a I scrapes of that kind I notice that the average toholy wrat man is a good deal of a boy or barbajian the I and will set sail for that faroft country in the early I terms are convertible One touch of free IfalL 4 I lunch" makes ho whole world kin I had dcca I The Bellevue Gazette begins ite thirteenth volume flays before I with a new power press and a great increase of I Sion to test this truth only a lew aays oeiore I energy Editor Perry fa prepared to give the people tfig excursion in question came off I was onesMTr bUSin08S meU of the Press tavited to 010 hospto11 I The Mason people expect to check Lansing in I ties oj the Cushing Process Company on the I holding certain of the terms of the Ingham Circuit I occasion of its giving a spread and a sail to In the latter city The County Clerk is to be urged urn) I to refuse to appear outside of the seat I the members of the Massachusetts Mcdicaloo I with any of the court records ciety AVe had some 500 doctors and half a I I dozen reporters on board Shor fay after the I The Ruin of a Little Home I steamer left the wharf I noticed that she had What a wtetehed Arthur it I the defaulting cashier of the Massachusetts cauSe anfl ho said he guessed she had been I Trust Company at Boston has made of fine the I found that sampling I prospects and a pleasant little home I One has I the process meant testing the merits of the I Cushing Company's purified liquors I also I scarcely patience to review the story He was I found tliat there was a steady stream of doc I what is termed good fellow with vi I tors down the gangway to the starboard side I onrl Indnctioiifi TinYnncr nf fhft nraft AmidRblDS and iolnillfiT DOC6S worked up from $000 a year to $2000 5 our fmen I years ago he married a mce New York girl set 3 dispensing punch from a bar before I up a neat little box at Harrison square and I which defiled an endless stream of all I would have come out all right if he had not I eager to sacrifice themselves on the altar of I science I never witnessed such voluntary de taken to entertaining visitors in style votion to experiment They all spoke favor I Then he bought a $7000 or $8000 house in his I nbiy of the process though several had to test I name his employers supposing that she I ft many tims before they would committhem I had money of her own and paid for it Here selves to an opinion' By and by we received I Blanev continuedito and when I word that luncheon was ready below So I President Crosby called his attention to it I were the guests There was a nice looking said an aunt had left him $25000 his I collation on the tables evidently enough for I vvlLV XlclU UlUO I wa living I with his siilarv He was so I frank in his statements as to disarm suspicion I swarm aroum I Even when the first shortage was discovered I fight for the I last week and he was tola that an expert I back one cou I ten experts were put on they would find the I plate of bread which he would hold on high I books all right Then he took his wife and I and struggle to get out of the crowd Before lean off the plate A man might dish of salad but while he was look vfenroMdculH Bld f' 1 'll j1 i 4 1.