The Salina Journal from Salina, Kansas on June 3, 1998 · Page 12
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The Salina Journal from Salina, Kansas · Page 12

Salina, Kansas
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Wednesday, June 3, 1998
Page 12
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B4 WEDNESDAY, JUNE 3, 1998 Fun THE SAUNA JOURNAL Gilbert Jumble Crossword I'LL CURE YOUR SHYNESS^) BY PUTTING NUDE PHOTOS OF YOO ON THE INTERNET. COUGH COUGH UN HO MX I DIDN'T KNOW THE.) INTERNET COULD r~^ REJECT A. BODY. ) I DIONT KNOW IT COULD SCREAIA. BY HENRI ARNOLD & MIKE ARGIRION Unscramble these four Jumbles, one letter to each square, to form four ordinary words. BY EUGENE SHEFFER VEREF Cim T«uw IMU StrvfcM. Inc. Peanuts IM DOOMED, MARCIE. I'M 60IM6 TO SET A BAP 6RAPE IN EVERY SUBJECT.. YOU HAP 600P ATTENDANCE ANP YOU PIPN'T 5PILIANYTMIN6! TMAT'5 WHAT IT'LL SAY ON YOUR REPORT CARP... "SHE CAME EVERY PAY, DISPROPORTIONATELY AND SHE DIDN'T SPILL ANYTHING!" HERE.,. HANSON. MAXIO | r "^ SWEFET [] LAYGEL y ^ K. J f "\ ^ j ^ j WHY HE BOUGHT THE YACHT ACROSS 41 Thick slice 2 Oodles 1 Chutzpah 43 Baked-ham 3 Trevi 5 Obtained 8 Meat product 12 "It's a Sin add-ons 46 Pole 50 Four-star review to Tell—" 51 Jewish Answer: IT WAS "|^ ^ ^ ^ Now arrange the circled letters to form the surprise answer, as suggested by the above cartoon. il 13 —pro festival nobis 54 State 14Waikiki 55 Actress wiggle Thurman 15 Study 56 Tiber city 17 Pub orders 57 Cohan's i 0 18 Thorn in "grand old 11 Sail Clinton's name" support side SB New 16 Mork's 19 Short sock Jersey fort home 21 Related 59 Convince planet 24 Tic-tac-toe DOWN 20 Heads, in 22 On the rocks fountain 23 Canonical coin hour 4 Ogle 25 G.l.'s 5 Head of st. colleague 6 Raw rock 26 Recede 7 Skater 27 Easy mark LJpinsky 29 Brunch, for 8 Military cap one 9 Sweater 31 Sort type 32 Early hrs. altered 34 The Immoralisf author 38 Despises 40 Murphy DMMAJM'A Yesterday's (Answers tomorrow) Jumbles: BATHE BUSHY JESTER MISHAP Answer: What the werewolf goes through during a full moon —JUST A PHASE ' Cryptoquip 6-3 A ' B W K C C P W K X G J V ; J L V F L V S K N J K S X N T F L AW A J W V V B W LOW C N T J L P B V win 25 Sobbed 28 Barbershop item 30 Through 33 —Dhabi 34 donee's concern 35 Freddy Krueger's street 36 Rattler's employer 37 Notion 38 Clumsy fleet 39 Possessed 1 Spaces slang Solution time: 21 mlns. Yesterday's answer 6-3 Brown's son 42 Dunderhead 43 Pull an all- nighter 44 Stromboli spillage 45 Tater 47 Acknowledge 48 Disaster aid org. 49 Unlikely trick-taker 52 "What Kind of Fool—?" 53 Getz's instrument Baby Blues Yesterday's Cryptoquip: I'VE OBSERVED THAT THE DOWNBEAT PHOTOGRAPHER WAS PRONE TO BEING NEGATIVE. Today's Cryptoquip clue: F equals C The Cryptoquip is a substitution cipher in which one letter stands for another. If you think that X equals O, it will equal O throughout the puzzle. Single letters, short words and words using an apostrophe give you clues to locating vowels. Solution is by trial and error. Born Loser he Lockhorns "IT'S INSTANT HEARTBURN ... JUST ADD FORK." 50 54 57 I 1——I L QTI IIV yiDCf^O For answers to today's crossword, call O I UlVIr C.LJ \ 1-900-454-6873 (99 cents a minute) on touch-tone or rotary phones. You must be 18 or older. A King Features Service. FKEHCK WMA& TKOPICNL5TOPK K KORSOOH 7 BY TOM WILSON EXCUSE Me For Better or For Worse i NEVER THINK OF HER AS VOHATDIDSH&SIVE "BUT NOW SHE REFILL*/ UKEMVMClflER. OK MRS.DIMSLE. CLEANED OUT A COUPLE. OF COTS FORME. Gartield i|M~WELL,WELL,IF IT ?d "J^=r ISN'T HOUDINI I'M SO TIRED, I NEED TO DO A J DISAPPEAR INS ACT ABRACADABRA ARE THERE ANV REQUESTS? VEAH, HIT VOURSeLF IN THE FACE WITH A BRICK.' ANV REQUESTS FROM ANON-TOO? ft PGEKT? ^ IT PflSSED THE MOBtlCTM TEST FLUNKED THE SPE&TflTOR TEST. CAW SCO ALLTHEXJVOUE^E Rex Morgan, M.D. Sylvia WE'VE GOT TO Y IT'S uo use... GET THEHOSS 1 THE CONTROLS AKEOEAPf €1

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