Hope Star from Hope, Arkansas on September 7, 1974 · Page 5
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Hope Star from Hope, Arkansas · Page 5

Hope, Arkansas
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Saturday, September 7, 1974
Page 5
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Saturday, September 7, 1974 jIDE GLANCES By GILL FOX "The President lives in Washington, Junior. It's Santa Glaus who lives at life North Pole!" CARNIVAL By DICK TURNER "The stuff I've asked for hasn't been getting through, so next time send it insured!" OUR BOARDING HOUSE By MAJOR HOPPLE YE/SH.ABI6 E.PUCATION OUTFIT. WANT-S. ME: TO ' ..... FI66ER MY PRACTICAL CAN TEACH KNOWLEP6E \MILL BLEN' / PICE TO 600V WITK THEIR HE'S 60T POINT HE KNOWS TO THE HOW MUCH THE AVERAGE PERSON CAN TAKE FROM A MOTEL ROOM! OR HOW " HISH A. CHtCK WILL BOUNCE IN DIFFERENT CLIMATES VO TRICK6 -. BETTER ( TKAN BOOK-LEARNIN FOR ALL REASONS 1-7 EEK&MEEK ""X CASE HISTORV OF M K \ A MIDGET M>-kD Fefc<-S V£RV ) Because O 7 H'S y SAWCi 'H "X •J " IS 1 ^ /^ 5^- /U^ Missouri Answer to Previous Puzzlft HOPE (ARK.) SfAU PUSH GORDON Page Five By DAN BARRY ACROSS l Penftameofa Missouri author 6 St.— is its largest city 11 Leased 13 Braying implement 14 Awnfbot.) 15 Kind of sail 16 Footlike part 17 Narrow inlet 19 Turf 20 Threatened 24 Covered a roadway 27 Sea nymphs 31 Girl's name 32 Painful 33 Rave 34 Oriental guitar 35 Caused to exist 39 Angry 40 Citrus drink 42 German stream 45 Small shield 46 Chest bone 49 Sleep 52 Heed 55 Peruser 56 Barters 57 Cattle bedding 58 Lock of hair DOWN 1 Snare 2 Existed 3 Cuckoo blackbirds 4 Possessive pronoun 5 Seine 6 Meadow 7 Hops' kiln 8 Shoshonean Indians 9 Of the intestine (comb, form) 10 Dispatch 12 Mend socks 13 Put 18 John (Gaelic) 20 Of the mind 21 Dutch city 22 Comparative suffix natm m HHSIH _ Hasan raoH ~ timran Ham rao@ BES MUUU. 23 Covel 24 Park(Fr.) 25 Winged 26 Climbing plant 28 Jot 29 Mild oath 30 Withered 34 Masculine nickname 36 Palm lily 37 Arab chieftain . (var.) 38 Winter month (ab.) 41 Tom Sawyer's ~ Polly 42 Makes a mistake 43 Encounter 44 Box 46 Be borne 47 Frosts, as a cake 48 Feminine nickname 50 Harem room 51 Stitch 53 Table bit 54 Pitch YOU REAUV WANT TO 6O THROUGH ._, WITH IT, IVFLASH? THE BORN LOSER ByARTSANSOM I vOOfO'T STAMP ON AM HEAP FOR MOO, KID, SO F3U£? OFF. 1 197* by NW. T M Ret) U S P»l ALLEY OOP ByDAVEGRAUE OUT OUR WAY By NEC COCHRAN THE TRUCK \ IS IT TH ( BIG BLUEONE : WHO WAS ' ' WILL BE HERE SHORTLY, , GENTLEMEN! / WAY NEAR OUR ? ROAD ENTRANCE? THE ONE, ING IT? HIS NAME IS MARKO! ...HE WAS KNOWN IN PRO- BEFOW= HE JOINED /FESSiONAL WRESTLING AS FORCES WITH ME.../'MARKO THE MAGNIF1CENTV ALL RIGHT. MOTHER, I'LL PICK YOU UP AT fo:3 FOR YOUR lUFOfSMATIQW, CHUM, I I'M SETTIMS SOMEBOPV feLSE TO &ABV- SIT THE KIPS/ I'M 5ICK OF YOJK SPOUTIMG OFF ABOUT WHAT AAOW' STERS THEY ARE/ I'LL PAY SOME- BOPV ELSE. 1 UH—WAIT, MOW--1 \ WAS OWLY JOKIW ALL N ALOMO/TH'KIPS AIM'TSUCH MOW- STisi'...UH--lAAeAW IVE JUST BEEM PUTTIM' HER OM- RI6HT, CAPTAIN EASY PEVONJ PIP 7:00, PIPM'T By CROOKS & LAWRENCE WOTfeA XlT'^THE WHIP6WADE ZOOJ j) MATTER ^ — GIVE ME THAT NUMBER WROTE PHOWE AWP IF LEFT YET! By CHIC YOUNG If nothing but good was said of others, there wouldn t be much conversation This season's bathing suits have been almost nothing to joke about. BLONDIE II THEN THE NEWS ^ f WON'T UPSET YOU One sure future to be seen in a crystal ball: If you drop it, it will prove to be expensive. There's nothing like a cold shower to encourage payment of the gas bill. ( WELL, THAT'S GOOD BUT I READ YESTERDAY'S PAPER.' I THREW IT OUT BY MISTAKE,DEAR, BLONDIE • WHERE'S TODAY'S PAPER? BUT r SAVED YESTERDAY'S By HOWIE SCHNEIDER WINTHROP ByDICKCAVALLI I TOLD HIM ) ID GROUJ UP "/ THI6MORNINS I DIDN'T CHASE THE A\AIUA\AN ... O H74 by H£A. Inc.. T.M. B«g US Pal. OT AND YESTERDAY f SMILED AT A CAT. ITb A TE-RRIBL-E "THING ' YOU START GETTINK3 OLD. FRANK AND ERNEST ByBOBTHAVES CAMPUS CLAHER By LARRY LEWIS ATTENTION SHOPPERS/ AT THE SOUND OF THE BUZZER PLEASE ADP 10 PER CENT TO ALL PRICES •THANK VOU THEV SAV ALL THE COLLEGE'S PRINTING IS BEING RUN ON / BU3 f^ ~ **t i j+t ^ i^. n A ft c f> pvr**Ai/ IF MV (5RADE-S AT DOOL/TTLE ARE ANV INDICATION... BUGS BUNNY ByHEIMDAHL&STOFFEL PRISCIUA'SPOP LOOKING OVER FORA, NEW r' TRY THi5 ONE /f-rfci V' MA sc,r ^0^/^b L THINK OF . AS AN ENDAN'SES'ECy —i SPEC-lE^> / - J ^~ ,,— — ..THE COLLEGE IS BEING RUN ON RECYCLED STUDENTS/

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