Hope Star from Hope, Arkansas on August 23, 1974 · Page 7
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Hope Star from Hope, Arkansas · Page 7

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Friday, August 23, 1974 SIDE OUNCES By GILL POX "What century are we up to now?" OUT OUR WAY ByNEGCOCHRAN YOU ME AM TO SAY yOU DON'T EVEM KWOW WHAT THOSE THIWSS VOLTR£ TURWIM'OLJT OW YOUR MACHIME -TV ARE FOR ?/ 50 WHAT'S TH'X THEY LIKE YOU TO \ DlFPEEEMCE ? TEND TO VOUE OWW 1 JUST PO MY j BUSIMESS, BUT IT JOB AW 1 MIMP/SEEMS THEY PROMOTE AAV OWW <r(7 THOSE THAT HAVE BUSIMESS.') TH6IE WOSES IU EVERV- !\B° Dy EL5E ' 5 •'/- ' HEROES ARE /vXAPE-MOT BORM OUR BOARDING HOUSE By MAJOR HOOPLE POOR BUSTER.' HE COLJLPN'T EARN A SPEEDIN' TICKET ' FULL THROTTLE POV/N AN ELEVATOR SHAFT! HKVE YOU BEEN HITTlN' THE 5AUCE? THE WAV THIS LAWN MOWER WHEEZES N.ON6 1 5HOULP TICKET IT FOR OVERTIME PARKINS DO YOUR DUTY, , OFFICER! I WAS HEAPIN' HOME AN' HORSES GOT AWAY FROM ME! YOU'VE 60T A SOFT TIRE AT LEA5T 1 THINK ITS A TIRE.' _ SECRET m AMBITION =• Q'- EEK&MEEK Environment Answer to Previous Puzzle ACROSS DOWN 1 Water vapor t Decree 4 Common liquid 2 Norway city 9 Almosphere 3 Equipment 12 Make (suffix) 4 Ladies 13 Oily fruit 5 Mohammed's 14 Compass point son-in-law 15 Alabama (ab.) 6Itis(poet.) 16 Stingy one 7 First lady 17 Cooking 8 Old movie on measure (ab.) TV 18 Small sweet 9 Against cake 21 Single things 22 Conclusion 24 Cuckoo ... _ , blackbird 21 Small sip 25 Frozen rain 23 Dry period drops 24 Improves 28 Male gypsy 25 Detesi 30 Heavy rain 26 Wild ox of (down > Celebes 34 Poker stake 35 Native metal 36 16 (Roman) 37 Pedal digit 38 Footed vase 39 Trim sail 40 Hearing organs 42 Small child 43 Anatomical (ab.) 44 Numerical suffix 46 School subject 'ab.) 48 Fishing net 51 Old womanish 55 Tokyo's former name 56 Birds' homes 60 Coterie 61 Picnic pest 62 Frozen rain 63 Allow 64 Japanese gate 65 Feminine nami'ipl.) 66 Piece out HOPE (ARK.) SfAtt HASH GORDON 27 Roman road 50 Greek letter .-, ,, e «....<,. 29Odd(Scot.» 52 Small island 10 Present month 31 Bovine animals ST Onion familv (ah) 32 Irislavcr _i"_. 11 Agents(ab.) 33 Fissure 19 Distant (prefix) 39 Precipitation "• " "-'•- 41 Japanese coin 45 Taut 47 Tosses 48 Chair 49 Feminine name plant 54 Diminutive suffix 57 Shade tree 58 School term (ab.) 59 Afternoon party 48 55 61 64 49 50 CARNIVAL By DICK TURNER (t) 1974 by IIIA Inc . T M Rtq. U 5. Pal Oil "Whoever made that old crack about 'women's work is never done' didn't know Mom, did he?" Policemen are called "cops" from the Old English verb "to cop" — to catch. So why are some police we can think of called "cops"? BLONDIE The way some people eat, they should call (he outings "pignics." There's one way to drink and drive — hazardously. By HOWIE SCHNEIDER AAJD IAJ Ml MUTES GOtJE FOR J?EAUV FAST TRY ex Pi RIO IT .3 MlMJTEi HEADACHE STARTS FRANK AND ERNEST ByBOBTHAVES X "j WE ACCEPT CORPORATE CONTRIBUTIONS BUGS BUNNY ByHEIMDAHL&STOFFEL YER DISPLEASURE, 'ITS A&our THIS SUIT/ IT 5HWUNK UP LIKE THIS WHEN I GOT CAUGHT WEARING IT OUT IN THE WAIN .' GET YEP. REFUND AT WINDOW FIVE...HAW... HAW / ' YAKKK.'/ STOP THAT / YOU WACKY WA&&IT.. IT-'S. NOT FUNNY .' SORRY, ELMER, BUT DON'T SET MANY UAUGHS ON THIS TO&/ Page Seven By DAN BARRY 1 AM TO ESCORT TO YOUR QUARTERS — HOW CAH V WHA1 MOKE yOU KNOCK COULP YOU THIS SERVICE, WANT? PUSH.*. THE BORN LOSER ByARTSANSOM ALLEY OOP ByDAVEGRAUE NOW LISTEN TO ME.' THE PEOPLE \»AND PICTURES WHO HIRED US WANT TWO THINGS...) OF HIS INVENT- A CONSTANT CHECK ON ORVILUE J ION,WHEN HE LURCH'S MOVEMENTS... S TESTS IT/ ,.,AND THAT'S ALL? NO ROUGH STUFF.' CLEAR? — „ © I9?4 ty NEA. lnc.~T.M H«g. U.S. Pal. On CAPTAIN EASY M01 PLe/^ee \ I'LL HAVE ALL THREE POW'T CAUU OF VOU JAILED FOR. THE POLICE: J FRAUD- UMLE&S vou RETURN AAV MOMEV AT ONCei ! COULP YOU POSSIBLY LEMP WE- ENOUfiH TO PAY FOR yOUK OWM By CROOKS & LAWRENCE MUST VOU QUIBBLE? THE POINT $-- YOU SURELV WOULPWT WAWT, GO TO JAIL WITH MS?I THE OME WHO GOT MOKJEV FROM HIM ...WHY "FOR 5AKE5"? By CHIC YOUNG I'M R6ALLV MAO AT HOPSOOD SI-IE WAS SUPPOSED TO CALL ME TODAY AMD SUE DIDN'T.' WHY SMOUUD I CALL. SOMEBODY I'M MAD AT WINTHROP ByDICKCAVALLI ... rve BEEN IN A TERRIBLE MOOQALL. YOU SURE ARE IN A ROTTEN I OUE66 I SOTUP ON THE WRONG ©IDP OF THE PERCH THieMORNINO. 8 -23 CAMPUS CLATTER By LARRY LEWIS I MUST PROTEST, PKZS/&ENT BLOOMER! } TRUE VOU PROMISED* ME y ' AN OFFICE WITH WINDOWS i m SHOCKED THAT VOU-A BUSINESS LAW PROFESSOR. -DIDN'T GET IN WRITING... ..THAT THEV BE REAL' PRISCILLA'SPOP ByAlVERMEER GR-ROWF'y y^C J ^ r^. .y ^N . x, ^ "Vr^^V-- 1 s_^>- ^_ j I know ^yOUr type V r> <?, ^ f ^ -' Jtii

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