The Hutchinson News from Hutchinson, Kansas on April 16, 1892 · Page 5
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Hutchinson, Kansas
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Saturday, April 16, 1892
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HUTCHINSON DAILY NEWS, SATUBDAY, APRIL 16, 189a. U NSURPASSED GEIP, GAB AND GALL. THE HOTELS ALU CROWDED WITH COMMERCIAL MEN. [ They Come From tile Fonr Comers of the Heavens, and the Voor Landlords Will Now Have Thirty-Six Honrs of Din and Deviltry— They Huvo Work Hard All Week and are Here for n Flcnle nnd to Prepare Tor Their Hall Which From. Ises to he a tirand Success—I'leaaant- rles. The unusual stiv upon the streetB tonight Is caused by an unusual number of in the city, each one trying to see everything that is to be seen, and at the same time to have as nearly everybody see their now Easter suits as possible. They are all preparing to attend the grand travelingmen's ball to be given Friday, the 22nd. Alt the old swallowtail couts are being brushed up, the white neckties are being cleaned, and the boys are looking around for a line | apron made for a blacksmith boys' OLorraiisrGJ- Of stylish ehapeB cannot be found in every clothing store We keep them—fine, medium and low priced. Excellent | in finish, perfect fitting, and fashionable in form. Come in and see them. Attend our special sale of boys 1 suits. 4 OVER 2000 TO BE CLOSED OUT By order of our New York house. Lowest prices ever made on children's suits. Mothers, consult the interests of your pocket books. Don't miss these great bargains, at The American Clothing House. Entire New StOCk of Spring and Summer Clothing. Latest Novelties in Neckwear. New Stvles i n Linen and water lilly collars fromE. & "ViT. down to one cent each. Reversible Cuffs—try them. New Fashion Hats. Sole agents for the Dunlap hat, new stock from bottom to top. Specialties in white and negligee shirts. We carey the best fitting white shirts in the world. Also night robes. N(BW Designs in summer underwear. Scriven's patent elastic drawers, We have no leaders—everthing is cheap. The American CROCKERY, CHIN AW ARE, GLASSWARE. will cure rheumatism. H. Winslow, druggist, street. A handsome and attractive display, at KANAGA'S We have lately made a vast improvement in this line of goods in our store. Our line of English decorated chinaware, ruby etched and opalescent glassware can not be beaten in the city. Handsome chamber sets, from $3 to $15. Examine them. A nice line of cuspidors. CATARRH CURED, health and sweet breath secured by Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price 50 cents. Nasal Injector free. For sale by A. &A. Drug Co. Some Foolish People Allow a cold to run until it gets beyond the reach of medicine. They often say, "O, it will wear away," but in most cases it wears them away. Could they be induced to toy the successful medicine called Kemp's Balsam, which is sold on a positive guarantee to cure, they would immediately see the excellent effect after taking the dose. Price 60 cents and $1, Trial size free. At all druggists. At the KANAGA GROCERY HOUSE. 26 North Main street. For sale by C. 15 South Main A Sure Cure for Files. Itching piles are known by moisture like perspiration, causing intense itch lug when warm. This form as well as blind, bleeding or protruding, yield at once to Dr. Uosanko's Pile Remedy; which acts directly on the parts affect- ad, absorbs tumors, allays itching and effects a permanent cure. 50 cents, Druggists or mail. Circulars free. Dr. Bosanko, 329 Arch street Philadelphia, Pa. Sold by C. B. Winslow, druggist, 3-11-92 '•Late to bed and to rise will shorten the road to your home in the skies, But early to bed and a ' "Little Early Riser," the pill that makes life longer and better and wiser. Beam's Midland Pharmacy; Chamberlain's Eve and Skin Ointment. A certain cure for Chronic Sore Byes, Tetter, Salt Rhom, Scald Head, Old Chronic 8ores, Fever Sores, Eczema, Itch, Prairie Scratches, Sore Nipples, • • and Piles. It is cooling and soothing. Hundreds of cases have been cured by it after all other treatment had failed. / It is put up in 25 and 50 cent boxes. i lor sale by C. B. Winslow. For a lame bask thereisnothrngbet­ ter than to s-aturate with Chamberlain's Newspapers Kntlorse. Educators are certainly the greatest benefactors of the race, and after reading Dr. Franklin Miles' popular works, cannot help declaring him to be among the most entertaining au thors."—New York Daily. He is not a stranger to our readers, as his advertisements appears in our columns in every issue, calling attention to the fact that his elegant work on Nervous and Heart diseases is distributed free by our enterprising druggists the A. •fc A. Drug company. Trial bottles of Dr. Miles' Nervine are given away, also book of testimonials showing that it is unequalled for Nervous Prostration, Headache, Poor Memory, Dizziness, Sleeplessness, Neuralgia, Hysteria. Fits, Epilepsy. 2t Oregon, Washington and the Northwest Pacific Coast. The constant demand of the traveling public to the far west for, a*comfortable and at the same time an economical mode of traveling, has led to the establishment of what is known as Pullman Colonist Sleepers. These cars are built on the same general plan as the regular first class Pullman Sleeper, the only difference being is that they are not upholstered. They are • furnished complete with good comfortable hair matresses, warm blankets, snow white linen curtains, plenty of towels, combs, brusheB, etc., which secure to the occupant of a berth of cheap kid gloves. But they will be there just the same. It is bound to be a success as the parties who have charge of it were never known to fail in anything they undertake. Whenever you see the namen of tlco. Irvan (Uncle Abe), Ben Kean,,Claude Duval, R. J. llaus, Clifts. Templer, anil men of that stripe, attached to any undertaking, it is bound to be n. success. Every travelingman in this section is expected to attend. Don't forget the date and be sure to bring tho ladies. Ben Itcan has been very busy of late with matters pertaining to the organization of the lodge of the "United Commercial Travelers" that is to be instituted on the 23] d- The boys put the matter in good hauds. They ought to make Hen one of their first officers as he deserves it for the manner in which he has worked. H. F. Porter will not be quite as heavy after he has been hauled over the coals on the 23rd. Oh, what a load the goat will have to carry when it comes Herb's turn to ride. Charlie Russell has ordered a pair of heavy soled shoes from his Jiouse. He says when it comes his turn to walk over the hot gridiron on the 23rd^ he will be prepared for it. Charlie you are mistaken. Your shoes will be taken away from you. Another of the subjects forinitiation into the mysteries of the U. C. T. on the 23rd, is Charles Mapes. Ob, how we feel for the parties that will hold the corners of the blanket while they are working Mapes through the mysteries. Chas. can't you go into training and reduce your flesh? Have pity on your brother travelers and do not make them work too hard on this occasion. Geo. Irvan iB one of tho unfortanatcs that will have to ride the goat and sit on the frying pan on tho 23rd. Boys, you ought to cool down the fire when Uncle Abo's turn comes, as he is about worn out from his laborious duties at the Presbyterian supper. Harry Wood is having a suit made out of oak to wear on tho 23rd. Harry has to have something to hold him down or the goat would throw him so hard against the ceiling that the plastering would come down. We will suggest a better plan, put shot in your shoes. Chas. TAnplcr has been practicing for the last week In the art of walking, otherwise when we see what talent was at the head of tho vorious departments. "Uncle Abe" was at the head of the dish-washers, and you can bet the plates, etc., were clean, for he knows how to attend to that kind of business. When he quits tho road ho can jreta; position in any hotel as dish-washer. He made his debut at the supper. Claude Duval, one of Otis' tramps, was at the head of the napkin department. It was a good selection as Claude is used to napkins at the fine hotels he stops at in Kansas. Claude's napkins were not made out of flour sacks. We noticed that Brother Beebe, as waiter at table No. 3, was a grand success, ns he kept everybody waiting while he helped himself. He believes in the old saying, "The laborer is worthy of his hire." Redhead and Cain's apron booth WBB all right, but they were a little oft on style. They tried to sell the ladies an Boys, study up on styles before the next supper. Brother Wilson, I am afraid, is a disciple of Congressman Otis (the traveling man's friend), as he kept the water bucket near his cream pail, and strange to say. tho cream never ran out. Brother Ardory on the bread question wns all right, as he got up a good style of bread, and from the looks of what was left, the bread bill was light. Ardcry,why did you get so much bread? The candy and popcorn booth did not pay as tho parties in charge were too fond of their own goods. Take it all around it was about as well as could be expected of a lot of men. Claudo Duval is home for Sunday, He lias been very busy selling groceries and tickets for the dunce. He is a success at anything he undertakes. Howard Waddles is resting at the Santa Ec. Oh, how he will shine at the dance. Howard, they are selling glass shirt studs cheap for that occasion. Tucker, the "blonde clerk" at the Santa Fe hotel went to JMct'licrson on Thursday with the K. Fs. He was admired by all the ladies at McT'hcrson anil he blushed so that the ladies could not, tell the difference, between hishair nnd face. Leon Leu has been very scarce around Hutchinson of late. What's the matter, Leu? Have you and Magee fallen out? Joe Clark will rest his weary bones at the Santa Fo hotel. ,loe carries his ,'uund in a sling. His orders have been tip heavy of late that lie sprained his lingers writing them up. dohn Wesley Tedford is busy preparing for tho dance. Look out boys for Ted will outshine you all. He will wear the same piece of glass' on his shirt front that he did at the opera house. llii Saturday April 23rd u secret order of traveling men will be insti- stntcd in Hutchinson. We feel sorry for the boys that are to bu introduced to mysteries of the order, we understand that McGuire has the goat tied up and is giving him extra feed and that the gridiron will bo heated seven times hotter than usual, the best thing you can do boys is to wear your winter clothes and have them well padded. The following traveling men will be It is the greatest blood-puritter and restorer of strength known to the world. For all forms of scrofulous affections (and consumption is one of them), it is uncqualed as a remedy. A gentleman in Onion County, Mo., who is too-modest a man to have his name mentioned in the newspapers, was cured of rheumatism by Chamberlain's Pain Balm after trying other medicines and treatment for thirteen years. For sale by C. B. Winslow, druggist, 15, South Main street. If dull, spiritless and stupid; if your blood is thick and sluggish; if your appetite is caprleiouB and uncertain, you need a Sarsaparilla. For best results take De Witt's. Beam's Midland Pharmacy. CROUP, WHOOPING COUGH and Bronchitis immediately relieved by Shiloh Cure. For sale by A. <fc A. Drug Co. Druggists say it is a pleasure to sell Beggs' Family Medicines, as every bottle is warranted for all that tho label calls i'or, so our customers are perfectly safe in buying them. Sold and warranted by A. J. Baumhardt. Winter Excursions. Salt Lake and Ogden—Round trip 851.50. Tickets good for ninety days. Las Vegas and Hot Springs and return—Round trip tickets, good for ninety days, S25. On sale every day in the year, Pacific Coast Points—S80 for round trip tickets good for six months, with choice of all routes. Helena, Butte and Melrose, Mont., round trip SC10; tickets good ninety days. Rates to tho following Texas points are now in effect. Tickets good returning until Juno 1, with transit limit of thirty days in each direction: Austin, Texas.' : 824.85 El Paso. Texas 37.95 Iteming, New Mexico 37.95 Houston, Texas 28.40 Lampasas, Texas 24.10 New Orleans, Louisiana 44.SO .1. W, TKHFORD , Agent. Are cheaper to operate thou coal stove. Price of Gas for Fuel DnHnnoH Price of Gas Stoves TlGUUtCU As early in the season as tho heat of the cook stove can be dispensed with for comfort, a gas cook stove can be substituted at a great saving in money, and a wonderful saving of labor. Funeral expenses tire too high to por- mittheusc of gasoline stoves with economy, even If gasoline costnothlng. The cost in meat and potatoes of replacing by natures process the animal tissues worn out in splitting kindling, carrying coal and ashes nnd cleaning up the dirt, for the care of tho coal stove, will foot up more actual money than the gas would cost to run a pan stove. Then there is saving in soap • and temper to be considered. What lady can not recall the loss of materials and family happiness caused by the coal Are getting either too low or too hot on baking day. This can all be avoided by the use of gas stoves, because the heat can be regulated to a hair and maintained perfectly steady. Look at the JEWEL GRAND GAS STOVE WILL YOU SUFFER with dyspepsia and liver complaint? Shiloh's Cure is the remedy for yon. For sale by A. & A. Drug Co. Charlie is to lead the grand march at P" lled over the coa,s - claud Duval - «• the dance and he is also preparing to, walk through the wilderness on the 23rd.' Boys spare no muscle when it comes Charlie's turn to run the gauntlet. Get all your strong men in line and if he flinches give it to him harder, yea, seven times harder. Heat the furnace seventeen times hotter than ever. Do not spare him. He is young and no family depending on him. M. C. Upchurch brought an elegant sample of candy with him to the Brunswick to-day. Who gets the candy? F. S. Winslow will exhibit a new Easter suit to-morrow in church, by the side of a new EaBter bonnet. B. A. Patten, of the Kansas Loan and TruBt company, is talking money, stocks and bonds at the Brunswick. B. Martin of Chicago, is at the Brunswick, watching for fish. M. Bequeth of Pekin, 111., the man who never speaks except when giving an order for a meal or when paying his IVORY SOAP 99* Pure THE BEST FOR EVERY PURPOSE. And note the reduced prices. No. 307—4 burners ou top 522.50 " 30(i—3 " " " 21.00 " 305—2 " " • " 19.50 All the above with baking, roasting and broiling ovens all the same. We would be pleased to show the the ladies of Hutchinson either tho above or several other styles of gas stoves in operation, at the ofllce at tho Water Works. LIGHT AND POWER CO, HERE IS A GOOD THING FOR YOU. A Man, or Paul I Minis. ^ ijM III. ML\I MliKr. J. Haus, Howard Waddles, Unele Abe, Ben Kean, Joe Clark, Len Lue, Chas. Maples and about twenty others. If you do not see them at church the following Sunday you can guess the reason why. Tenderfoot Sam Berry's gentle voice was heard warbling at the Santa Fe this week. There is only one trouble with Sam; he can not speak above a cyclone. Magee must have been sick on Friday last as he was seen passing down the street and did not whistle. The citizens of Hutchinson became alarmed at it, as they had an idea that it was a serious case. But Magee explained matters to every one's satisfaction. He said he was saving his whistle for next week, as they had promised to engage him to whistle for the dance, if Shaw's orchestra did not come from Wichita. The manly form of Jack Miller, the popular representative of the Hutchinson Wholesale Grocery company, hotel bill, is at the Brunswick. J. W. Toel of St< Joseph is looking " howed U p" a t" 8 upper "at'the Santa Fe for Howard Waddles. bottf l on Priday evening. Jack will be S. C. Owen of Chicago is at the as much privacy as is to be had in first- Brunswick and can't cease talking | a flannel cloth Pain Balm, and class sleepers. There are also separate toilet rooms for ladies and gentlemen, and smoking is absolutely prohibited. For full information send for Pullman Colonist Sleeper Leaflet. E. L. Lomax, general passenger and ticket agent, Omaha, Neb. S-31 Spring V edlctue. Dr. Gunn's Improved Liver Pills, on account of their mild action are especially adapted for correcting spring disorders, such as Impure blood, tired brain and aching and worn out body. They act promptly on the liver and kidneys; drive out all impurities from the blood, and malaria from the system. Only one pill for a dose. Try them this spring. Sold at 25 cents a box by C. B. Winslow, druggist 5-31 One Thousand . Dollars Reward.—To any one who will furnish us a receipt that will cure a cough, eold or any disease of the throat on lungs sooner millinery long enough to go to Sunday school. D. McNair is expected to make good all losses of time, etc., occasioned by running off with the wrong trunk, during this trip at the Brunswick. Thomas McMannls is at the Brunswick in his "bran new suitof clothes." (Sing to the same old music.) W. B. Dunkleberg came in on a wagon, to the Brunswick, and talks nothing but wagon ever since. H. W. Darling will go on watch with Rennals to-night, in Frank's bound apartment, (SUCCESSOR TO WM. MORRISON.) Corner of Main and Fourth. The place to buy your beef, pork, veal and all kinds of sausage, oysters, fish and game. John Hartman, cutter, Telephone 32 of intelligence and quick-witted enough to know a "Good Tiling" at sight, hut who has lost the most precious noHHetmlon on earth, vU. Good Health, will mil require a second telling ti> lie Induced to become a purchaser of Dr. Gregg's Electric Belts and Appliances. Do you know why? ltecause it in plain to lac Heon that the truth once told IH enough. n, h« tturpriHlng qromptneuH with which all UIHHCH of people rcsyonti to our amiuuuce* racnta, ana the rapidly Increasing (Icriiiuid for Dr. OreKg's goods wherever introduced, concluMvely prove that true inodeHty Is always recognized and the quality of merit taken care of Itself. Metaphorically our statement la the Button —the Public Press • MESS'S ELECTRIC SPECIALTIES »Dfl THE BEST,' The extent o! pressure on the button and the miccess-of Dr. Gregg's Electric Clonus In "Doing the 'Rest," Is moat satisfactorily Bhown In the marvelous growth of our business the past 00 days. Repeated and Increasing demands for THIS QHEGO ELKCTRIO "FOOT WARMER" arc coming In from all parts of the country with profuse acknowledgements that so much comfort for 81.00 (the price) wan like buying gold dollars for ten cents. The delicate organism of woman subjects her to mapy peculiar aliments and unfortunate misery. The extreme uenHttlvcneBS of her nervous system very frequently re quires artificial stimulus. The Urcgg B" bind it on the affected parts. Try it, | or more effectually thaniBeggs' Cherry and you will be surprisedat theprompt Cough Syrup. Sold and warranted by relief it affords, • Tlje same treatment I A. J. Baumhardt. on hand the 22nd, and trip the light fantastic tie-toe at the traveling mens' dance. Senator Conkling's delicate form showed up at the Santa Fe hotel. What is the matter with the senator? He is getting so thin lately. Wo wonder if he is an (what do they call it?) Kaalng With Wolves. Many a thrilling tale has been told by travelers of a race with wolves across the frozen steppes of Russia. Sometimes only the picked bones of iron-') the hapless traveler are found to tell the tale. In our own country thou- A. J. Gibson, tho. Detroit pickle und sands are engaged In a life-and-death mustard man, sours his own goods, so race against tho wolf Consumption, the girls say. Mr. O. you must try to The best weapons with which to fight look sweeter. the foe is Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical •The Presbyterian supper, given by Discovery. This renowned remedy tho male portion of tho congregation, has cured myriads of cases when all was a grand success. Uow could it be other medicines and doctors had failed, When "old Sol" makes all things sizzle, Drink Hires' Root Beer. When dull care makes life a fizzle, Drink Hires' Root Beer. When you feel a little dry, When you're cross ,and con't know why t When with thirst the children cry, There's a sweet relief to try- Drink Hires' Root Beer. A 25 cent Package makes five gallons. ADVICE TO WOVE* If you would protect yourself from Painful, Profuse,'Scanty, Suppressed or Irregular Menstruation you must use BRADF1 ELD'S FEMALE REGULATOR CAHTr .nnvn .LK, April 20,1880. This will certify that two mcLabern ol my Immediate family, af ter bavlmjeuifereai for veara from Mcnalru«l Irregularity, Mine treated without benefit by phyalclaiw, weroat length completely enred by one bottle of Hrudilcld'e 1'einafe Regulator, lu effect la truly wonderf uL J. W. HTRAXUB. Book W " WUM AH." mulled FREE, which eootslnj ^valuable Information ou all fumelu iHaua4*w. BRAOFIELP REGULATOR CO., ATLANTA, OA. jr»jt BAUB ax -me xtamaisxa. Elcc- regg trie licit and other Appliances supply this, as nothing else can. The rugged constitution of man. when once broken, becomes pitiable In the ex* treme, from which there 1 B absolutely no es- carte without assistance. The Clrcgg Electric Belts and Appliances, In cases of this kind, have honestly won their title of King of Kemedles. Rheumatism Is conquered, sufferers from Obesity are sqeedlly relieved, Dropsy quick, ly yields, Spinal difficulties and Paralysis isappcar, and many other diseases of men and women are permanently cured, fully described In complete catalogue for flc, or elaborate circular free. We guarantee to forfeit twice the price of any of Dr. Gregg's Goods found to be not genuine. We make an elegant little J.'l.OO Electric Melt, which Is selling very rapidly and which we will take In exchange for any higher power belt (ex- ept $R Belt) and credits:! on the price of new order. Remember the Electric "Foot Warmers" are tl a pair, worth $10. Address THE GREGG ELECTRIC CORK CO. , 501 Inter-Ocean Building, Chicago, III., and mention this paper. IE. Manufacturers of and wholesale dealerB in Flavoring Extracts, Rock Candy Syrup and Soda Fountain Supplies. Correspondence solicited. Mail orderB will receive prompt • attention. 406 North Main St. S .M .LITTLE&CO.; OHIOAGO COMMI88JON M BROOM CORN. MftMptff Ha/jaw * Unumtii **• Establish^ I87&. 88 8. WATKH6T.. CIXXOAOO XXIXI*, COMMISSION MERCHANTS IN BRACE UP, MAN! >rtaln disorders of HKHf mike th«m Biua. that's Uttcuuse tbey loto bouft tou aooul ' (inalieil Mated free for OUR NEW 100K I •""'itwiliwi Jrocrlbua mhim!ai> M»-iiiotiii'^ have wen URH **Aitett«l»~4l|* e/smooM.." IBIE ME8IC41 os,. BuXala.II. T. HAVE SOME STYLE! m

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