The Salt Lake Tribune from Salt Lake City, Utah • 13

The Salt Lake Tribune Tuesday September 22 1959 13 The Neighbors By George dark Leonard TKe Lyons Den Customf-Fare Enough Nikita? vana described- her meeting with Fidel Castro: "I was 18th on the receiving line but as Castro shook my hand there was a pause Need I say Bette Davis is a voluntary participant In the Kolynos- sponsored closed circuit TV show for the American Dental Assn at NY Hospital She says by way of grat-vh? oral saved her lif seven years ago search Foundation 35 Bin-ney St Boston Betty Ann Grove said: "Even if we wanted to give America back to jhe Indians we We have too much Stritch wh6 filmed Her Goodby" In Ha THE PRODUCER director and author of Muslr Mw" 'nobody but Robert Preston will qo the film version couldn't Elaine 1M A Metropolitan Opera' official recently In Europe wa 'asked if talked to Maria Callas about returning to the Wef Of course not" he replied "A a ti-CaMS22 once said un-der similar I circumstances When on has had typhoid fever and also the good luck Miss Callas to recover from it does one then ever try to contract It Medico which heretofore has been part of the International Rescup Committee will become an independent agency with its own board of directors KV QUALITY STEREOPHONIC HIGH FIDELITY Sm MUkaia out for those fathers who come In to discuss their grades One of them sold me an electric typewriter I even an uncompromising insistence on is the reason' Zenith produces the world's finest performing stereophonic high fidelity Each component meets Zenith's exacting engineering standards All are painstakingly matched then assembled and housed in rnflgnificent fine-furniture cabinetry" Zenith quality is reflected too in such unusual featuies as Steica Studio Control Panel A touch of-the exclusive Extended Slereophonip control on this panel gives jou the most diamatic sound separation ever from a single console Only on a Zjriith can Jou 8 Zenith quality Zenith and that means the very best Dr YanDellen New Drug Eases Pams Of Menstrual Cramps Douglas? Welch Delinquency Invading Dog World 1eir iffiucft "disturbed lately by what appears to be a growing delinquency -among dogs all over the world Dogs are running in packs and attacking people knocking over old ladies and stealing their purses wagging their Mr Welch tails at burglars pushing children into burning houses and like that Now comes word from Buenos Aires it's the last straw that a dog has been arrested there as an accessory to bookmaking POLICE caught him as he was leaving a horse parlor with a rubber doll in his mouth The doll contained betting slips and the dog was taking them to another betting house" ttr4ay them off- The arresting officers say this bookmaking dog wagged h-H tail and pretended he know what the doll contained But when they asked him what he was quoting on a long shot in the third he offered them track odds at 20 to 1 They threw him in the city pound where he certainly belongs We discussed this situation with the big friendly St Bernard down our street who makes martinis but not very good ones at his parties HE USED to run rum in his neck keg around our neighborhood but they caught him and he has since reformed I tell you he said dog must be out of his mind bookie will give von odds of more than 15 to I on a long shot police done right with this Buenos Aires dog The day would sure have come when he pay off and it would have given all us dogs a bad name you a 1 1 blame him for trying for a quick buck You see? It comes down to basic integrity a beautiful new Tuscan walnut color model SFD-2575 from the Zenith Decorator Group Zenith Stereophomc-equipped High Fidelity instruments start-as low as 1164 Do Bilow is the Rigoletto Fvtended Stereophonic High Fidelity instrument with KM AM radio Custom Cobra-Matir 4-Speed Record Changer Italian Provincial styling Old Iowa NEW This may be deemed an allegory to Illustrate the complex anxieties of our times: irqrkdsj'tifv stopped at a drlve-in nolsly banged the left front "Kn-" der of hlrf truck with a wrench and ordered soup" Then he hit the right front Mr Lyons fender and ordered He hit the left rear fender and ordered then banged the right rear fender and ordered The waitress asked why he kept banging his truck The duver explained got a 5 ton truck and a 6-ton load of canaries I gotta keep onefon in the air ail the farmers have cleaned up the road all the way from Des Moines to Coon Rapids in anticipation -of Premier Nikita Khrushchev's visit to Bob farm Riflemen security guards are everywhere Garst has met Khrushchev twice while selling seed-corn to Russia He in association with Henry Wallace is the biggest raiser of hybrid seed corn in the world Garst Is serving the Khrushchevs typical American farm meal: Fried rhlekenrlbs and apple pie Goren dummy with a heart and tried another club finese Whqp West took in the trick the contract was doomed That South had been a victim of hard luck cannot be denied But declaier had at his disposal a line of play which afforded him a better chance On the ace of diamonds he should discard the nine of clubs He then leads a low heart toward the queen in his own hand If East should have the king of hearts the issue would be settled at once for the queen of hearts would be tenth trick IF WEST wins the heart trick as actually proved to be the case he is helpless to make a damaging lead If he returns a spade he will prevent the heart ruff but will sacrifice his trump trick If he returns a club it is into ace queen Any other return permits declarer to ruff a losing heart in dummy with the singleton trump hormones When congestion 'is responsible a diuretic may be of value especially in those who gain seveial pounds prior to the onset of menstruation The added weight is water and the diuretic encourages Hank Ketch am the the cartoonist left for Russia-' with a print of hfs TV show His trip has Information Agency approval The Four Seasons broke its no tablp unless you have a-leservation rule for Alv Khan when he escoited Kim Two attractive joung socialites lunched at the Colony Restaurant the other day and one of them explained the experience each has had which linked their friendship: of us has been married three times and to the same kinds of husbands: First to the ntan Mams wanted as a son-in-law second to a childhood sweetheart and third to the inevitable Jean Van Couleart the French portrait painter discussed the portrait he painted of Bing Crosby He was asked if the had given him anv difficulty said the painter noimally use seven or eight basic colors in a portrait But when I ob-served Mr Crosby in his Mr Crosby flamboyant sports attire I sent out for the largest palette we could There were no flowprs at the memorial services for Kay Kendall pursuant to Rex Harrison's wishes Irene Sclnick and Lauren Bacall who ai ranged the sei vices notified their friends that the checks should be sent to the Kay Kendall Memo- -rial Fund at the Cancer Re- The football plaver who is injured in the first fall scummage will sympathize with the calculus student who takes one look at the textbook and is out for the season Goren on Bridge By vulneiable East-West North deals NORTH A9 A 87 6 5 10 8 6 3 LST Q82 VKJ10 10 4 3 KJ52 EAST 96 8 6 5 3 2 KQ92 74 SOUTH AK107543 74 None AQ9 A new drug for menstrual cramps is available It is said to relieve painful contractions without disturbing the normal menstrual rhythm or the hormonal balance of the body The product is safe to use and 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