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THE COURIER-JOURNAL, LOUISVILLE, FRIDAY MORNING, JULY1 27, 1923. 3je anrurJfournal School, has been a force for good in believes that tale now why did education. Since it was founded someJ not believe It when it was told before A Consolidation of Tie LOMisiflie Daily fifty years apo it has furnished the convention met? On at least Journal (1830). Louisville Daily rr- Its courses were iv told the tale. It was the most It was amusing feature of his campaign.

largely for the poor boy and girl who The truth is so well known that could not find the regular college Demofrnt 1843t and Mornina Cou lter (1S44). First issued as The Kentucky as well. Ccvrikr-Journal November 8. 186S. thorough: its faculty strong.

i oundea Dy hbxrt v. attersq: ana VV AI.TE1 N. HaDEMiX. TIOBEP.T W. BlNGHAM Editor and Publisher Harrison Robertson Chief of Editorial Staff KiiAxra.

T.rrvt Vice President and Business 3Ianaser ins the summer months. If theKlan is allowed to take over it would be foolish to deny it now. courses available, and it was one of Ujr Dawson was a candidate long be- the first institutions of the kind to offer special training to teachers dur- Entered at the Louirrills Postofflce Hil Matter ofjhe Secon-I Cla. SUBSCRIPTION RATES BY ATL. DAILY i 1 Yr.

6 Xot. 3 Jloi 1 Mo. AH Kentucky. Tennessee and Indiana $5.00 1 fiO 81.40 AU other 5.50 2 .80 l.o0 .60 AILY AND SrNDAT COCRIER-JOCRNAI. of Kentucky Tennfee loo Indiana $7.0 $3 90 $0O .75 All other State 8.25 4.20 2.20 SfNPAT COURIER -JOCKNAL.

tAM of Kentu-Uy. Tea- nn anil 00 Sl.fiO iAU other States 3.40 ISO Bo A aintie copy of any week-day isua maied -for cents. Sunday mailed for 10 cent. the school and operate it as a school it will thus be in possession of a method of propaganda that will broadcast its prejudice and Its mob rule tenets from the primary grade through the high schools and into the colleges. This no doubt is the aim of the organization.

This is in keeping with their other aim of getting in possession of the courts and the law enforcement. machinery, with fore The Courier-Journal or any other paper said a word in disapproval of his The first time that The Counter-Journal mentioned his name in disapproval was In Novem ber, 1922. Six months before that it was known throughout the State that The publication ot communica tions under this head does not imply editorial approval. The beat insurance of consideration is briefness. The Courier-Journal reserves the right to condense sub mitted articles.

HANDS OFF THE CONSTITUTION. To the Editor ot Tha Courier-Journal. The United States has cot the Mr. Dawson had been picked as the greatest national constitution in the world and the high quality of this noble Instrument was caused by the good hard sense and sound judgment of men like Washington, Jefferson, Franklin. Marshall.

Hamilton and Madison. The foundation of our Government Republican nominee and not until long after November, 1922. was the name of any other man seriously mentioned as a competitor for the nomination. The Leader, In its new seal for 1 t-l I nu tVirAOtAnaA Kw TmAi. the sole Idea of crippling their effec- saranseiy wrgsuui tiveness.

If on the other hand the Klan is Louisville newspapers Colvin and brains and superficial Intelligence are advocating and seeking a number RATES TTOft CARRIER DELIVERY. In Louiiville. New Albany and JefferaonyilJe cnnel-our 5c week negotiating for the property to be not Dawson "would probably be to- lf de8tructlve and rulnQU8 amend 'Paiiy and Sunday week u6ed as Grand Headquarters for the day the Republican nominee for Gov Daily Courier-journal, sunnay 1 orana oizzaru miu ma jiuvcimi nuui. Viuivtu wojs iiui iuuukiii. ui trai.

I.ouiille T.raea 1J completo newspa- I 1 1 for ah to lub aame aaarea 1 iviuwug 1 nui cmnu o.a iuvuuj-hv 1 uiim ivti mwo aivai.Aa iro- to the rule of prejudice and the rule gan. It was these attacks, this news I rnmh Main Hdma CltT 3200. Afk for the department you dwirs to apeak I of the mob, service tweuty-iour nours eerj uaj. I tTASHINGTON BHREAB TJlrie Bell, cor- respondent. 723-4, Bond Buildins.

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G. MEMBER OP THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Asaociated Preea is exclusively entitled tha uas for republication of ali newi dia- patcliea credited to it or not otherwise cred- ited tn tliie paper and also the local new patches herein are also reserved. All rtrhta of republication of special U- patche herein are alt referred. paper campaign for a business gov- Surely there is some provision in ernment, in which The Leader Join- the charter of the school to maintain ej, that aroused the decent Repub- it according to the Ideals of its found- ucans ot the State and brought out ments to our national constitution. When we think about all of the blood and treasure and mighty ef forts which have been spent In build ing up our system of government, It is a shame that misguided radicals should try to tear down the magnlf icent structure.

Our national constitution does not er and free from the Injurious In- colvm to mahe the 8piendid fight he need any more amendments. fluences of these nlght-shlrted hood- makft tQ 8aye hl9 an(J thj lums. Surely there is some way to r--. I aj miC titill 117 VlUltUCS Ul Lilv vrcu 1 relieve Its present financial condition vlns and the Dawsons. and let it continue the way that has made it noted.

TMehtlv- the Ku Klux are under the ban in most States. HE JUST LOVES TO TALK They should not be allowed to get this foothold in Indiana. FRIDAY. 27, 1923 DAWSON'S FAIRY TALE Our unhappy contemporary. The Senator-elect Magnus Johnson loves to talk.

He says so himself. Dur ing his campaign "he talked about books he hadn't read and taxation There has been considerable tarn pering with the great structure dur ing the Twentieth Century and It is a Question whether some of this tinker ing was exactly right, LONNIE CLIFT, Fords Ferry, Ky. mm The Log Cabin correspondent of the Richmond Pantagrapb says: i Billy Hunter says he reckons be-, yond a doubt that he has seen a ghost In an old house (known as the Coyle house) on his farm. Ghosts in haunted houses are al ways Interesting. Personally, we have never seen a ghost and we don't be lieve In them, but are afraid of them We heard a ghastly laugh near a graveyard one night and we would be running yit lf they hadn't stopped us and told us it was a scritch owl.

We knowed a man who said he didn't be lieve In ghosts because he lowed that ever time he had saw what looked like a ghost he had examined It and found it was a old boot or a sheet or some thing natural. But lf he didn't believe In hants, why was he all ot his life trying to make himself sure the hants was not really ghosts? Personally, as far as Homefolks is concerned, anything that looks like a ghost is a ghost until somebody e.lse proves It aint. We don't believe In hants, but we alnt got no business fooling around where they are at. Some time ago Homefolks spoken out about a prejudice we have against some writers because of the kind of people which uses them for quota tions to make theirselves out to be up in eultyure. Pierre Lotl and Charles Baudelaire was spoke of as examples At that time we did not know that Monsewer Baudelaire's middle name was Pierre also which would of made it worse.

The only Pierre that ever amounted to anything to our knowing was a feller in the tobacco business. DRIVING 145 MILES TO VOTE. To the Editor ot Tha Courier-Journal, Inclosed please find copy of a let problems he promised to solve, but ter written by my 11-year-old son to Now comes a cable from Paris to the could not say how. Since his elec- his grandfather In Western Kentucky, New- Tork World that Pierre Lotl and tion he has talked. At first he said asking him to vote for and use his Charles Pierre Baudelaire was great riUeiK rortam tori- influence to nominate Alben W.

Bark- lovers of cats ley as the Democratic candidate for Governor ot Kentucky. R. T. BLAGG. Salesman.

Harris, Davis Co. Nashville, Tenn. A FARMING PROBLEM Tne onuest writer that we ever heard tell of that liked cats was Edgar Allan Fqe, "which he did not love but one cat no way and that was the big Tom which Poe put into A TRAGEDY NEAR ITS END Lexington Leader, has found a new One of the saddest tragedies ot mod- way of Justifying its support of Daw-j he couldn't I I erri history is nearlng its close. The son for Governor. 1 until he had talked with Senator Jscene of the last act is a castle near Before the meeting of the Republi- Brookhart.

He has no doubt read and the last actor in the can State Convention The Leader was what Senator Brookhart has said lurama. a silent, haggard, old woman, jn the same boat with The Couxier- about Russia and Magnus is thrilled. bereft of reason. Once a dazzling fig- journal, pulling a strong oar for the I So he starts talking about revolu V. a n-io I I 1 AAAfM1 I ure me cuuns emancipation ot Dotn tne itepuoucan muusmw, c.h ramer at eenion, asking tne Tom a settin on his shoulder and for her a momentary blaze of glory and the Democratic party from the resort to arms, right here In the grandfather to vote for Judge Bark- Leading every word of it.

We might then, "a drab half century of ob- interests which engage in Kentucky Lnited States. Magnus loves to talk, ley: 0j llked ppe.3 cat ourSelf, r.ivlon." nolltics for their own instead ot the Ana Magnus talks on. lie talks But this here Baudelaire party Carlotta, Empress of Mexico, is dy- state's good. That fight, so far" as about the laboring man. He says he 'Next August 11.

is my birthday; loved jjj He had to run acro8S, i it the street to pet every cat he set tnat time i want Aioen v. narkiey to be nominee for Governor of Ken- Here is the lad's letter to the grand- the story of the Black Cat with old ting. The other principals of the U)e Republican party was concerned. to cc-ndUions confront Franx Joseph. Maximilian, I tor thla year at when Ing him are not changed; and the Louis Xapoleon, long ago passed from Dawson wa9 nominated at Lexington.

tn stage. She alone Is left, crazed by the collapse of an ill-advised adven--ture and her failure to assist her hus-lband, when all had deserted him. At 17. the daughter of Leopold Hiving ot the Belgians, she had mar-ried the dashing young Archduke of It was said to have been a match and her young husband built for his bride the palace of Mira- The Leader then had to decide whether It would continue Its opposi tion to Dawson or would fall In line for him as the party nominee. The while sympathizing with it and regretting the loss of Its co-operation for better government In Kentucky, has never criticised It for tha decision it made.

The embarrass- farmer too. There's no denying that Magnus is a radical, or supposes he tucky. "Mama, Daddy, Byron, Joe, Tom, eyes on. And LoU loved cats out of all reason. He written a letter to his son in which he lets on that he once saw the soul of a cat reveal it self suddenly for a moment, "sad as a human soul and searching my soul with pleading tenderness." i avop wiaIa enir.

must talk. "Many think the saipe going to drive all that distance In our rm thing like that to us we would of Is. He doesn't want anyone to forget xell. Ross and me are all for Bark- that. And Magnus loves to talk.

ley i It-makes no difference to Magnus! "We live 145 miles from where If he is wild in his statements. He we can get to vote for him. We are the I lng nature of the circumstances were talk thing that happened In Russia cannot happen in this country, but don't fool And Magnus holds up a warning finger. Magnus loves to Simlr. near Trieste.

Then came Hdazzllng promise of an empire in the Western world. The crown of Mexico was offered to Maxraillan. He would 21 be Emperor of this new land that was 4ui 1-iV tha re VOlUtlOnarY I I Emperor Franz Donea uemocral' ana lnB namcr-uuueu i 0r tne same name, ukcs to taiK so pe understood. The Leader is published In a region where, as a Kentuckian where nearly every man Is either a hard-boiled Republican or a hard- To a visitor the Senator-elect is re ported to have said recently, "I likes to guzzle my food, so I can hear it goindown." And Magnus, like another Senator Ford just to vote for him. 'I am his namesake.

He has been good to daddy and mama, and I want you to vote for him and do all you can for him to help nominate him and help elect him Governor. Tell gran'ma to vote for him, too. We will see you all when -we get down there. "Tours lovingly. 'ALBEN BAT.KLET BLAGG." i army under Juarez.

Jo6epu thought well of the project. Louis Napoleon favored It and- Max- Imilian and his bride sailed for Amer-tbca, while the North and the South 1. were engaged In the bloodiest ot In ternecine war. the less reason he knows why he is can hear his own voice a Republican or a Democrat. The Leaders has always been a Republi can paper and, considering us en vironment.

It was not expected to bolt a Republican nominee. Cer sent him a temperance track and the life of Pussyfoot Johnson. But it looks like them cultyured cat-lovers can get away with murder. We have confessed that we aint never read nothing by Lotl. To finish up the confession we would now say that we ain't never going to read after him.

That cat's soul stuff is a plenty. The Kelat correspondent of the Fal Rfei'fl. i TOADS" mkswiJ) J) -WW The Ten Books I Have Enjoyed Most Widely-Known Men and Women Give Lists of Favorites. By BLANCHE C0LT0N WILLIAMS. (Instructor in short-stpry waiting, Columbia University; an editor of 'The O.

Henry Memorial Prize Stories;" author of technical works, etc.) My Favorite Stories By IRVIN S. COCB. ART AND JUNK For a while all went well. With French soldiers behind him the alien Its word that It meant to keep Then came Ar- fight for better things, but that pomattox and peace and a reiteration meant to mak.e the. fight inside Its of the Monroe Doctrine.

The United Party. rt tr. Kurona that But The Leader does not appear to aJkAc.9 AMERICA FIRST. To the Editor of The Courier-Journal The Pilgrim Fathers faced the mouth Outlook says that the man who snow-clad, ice-bound shores of Massa- floes not move forward and upward chusetts that their Protestantism moves backward and downward. This A portrait of Jack Dempsey done in might escape the fury of the Church is a repetition of a theory which has oil and now hanging In the Kaneas of England.

never appealed to us. The horse on City Art Institute, has caused a furore wilam Penn founded his colony the treadmill is not going anywhere tne ioresc wuaness or Pennsylvania particular but he does not lose any that the Quakers might be free to worship as they chose. Then there la the story of the col Lord Baltimore sailed across the ored man who was driving; an old gray in that Middle Western metropolis Mr. Kutzworth. one of the directors has gone on record that his first im pression upon seeing the picture was wind-tossed waters of the Atlantic mule on what he thought was the di- ttjat "art waa being degraded.

ine that his Catholics might escape rect road to Frankfort. It was a road- artist, Alonzo V. Lewis of Seattle, Trotestant persecution in a new and that connected other roads which did Maximilian could not stay. Napoleon nave ueeu mu. take9 the maUer seriously and values world.

lead to FrankfoVt. AfJ.gr driving until III. took to cover and recalled his of Its course. It has. found a new at $2,000.

Asa haven of religious freedom, he thought he ought Tio be near town trooDS. Maximilian and Carlotta were Justification. It has found that Mr. betweerl bucoiia of America became a beaconlight of prog- the darky asked a nlan how far he But; Car- Dawson was' not forced on the Ke- hIltv the develon- inB Pain lor numanuy. w.a irom rranKtort.

Aoout twelve and directing the footsteps of de- miles," was the answer. After driving appeal to to revoxe ms otur a very aiffercnt generation It would That religious freedom was guarded again. "About twelve miles." was the and-not leave her husband aeiense- sou. sua 1 be unfair to hark back as far as Pith- by the founders of the United States answer. The same Question was asked less.

It was a curt refusal she re- a candidate was because The Couier- Ucanthropus Erectus. for the heavy- as a priceless gem a heritage to be two hours later. "About twelve i Ml ha 'Q iiaI iha tvnii rt( I v. nnM. v.

ceivca ana me uuccview euaea nuu a i "(weight champion does not resemble uaimcu uu mmitj geneiauoiis, 4Jiicg, uui um mnwtr, woman scream. man who should bead the ticket of this hefty gentleman either as to the This was the beginning ot the end. either party for Governor. This is get of th(J jaw 0r the thJcUne93 of the though the end dragged on for half the way The Leader explains it: a century, through silence and dark ness. She appealed to the Pope for help, but there was no help, and she retired to the castle near Brussels.

It is doubtful if she ever realized the fate that Maximilian met before a Hring squad of Mexican soldiers. She would have regarded the fiasco at Sedan as retribution it she coiild have understood what fate had for IajuIs Napoleon. She might sympathized with the aged Emperor of Austria, whose cup of sor row was tilled by the assassination of As a matter of absolute fact and The Leader knows what it is talking about The Courier-Journal, far more than Mr. Galvln. Is responsible for the determination of General Dawson to seek the Republican nomination.

Had it not been for the persistent attacks of the Louisville newspapers on General Dawson, and their constant charges that he would be merely the agent of a corrupt combination of politicians in both parties. George Colvin and not Charles I. Dawson would -probably be today the Republican nominee for Governor. skull. He rather approaches the phy.

sical perfection and mental equipment of the Trojan soldier or the Ro man gladiator. If the picture repre- untarnished and unassailed. I Addressing his mule, the old man So jealously and sealously was re- said: "Well, Mandy Jane, we is hold- ligious freedom prized and guarded Ing ouh own, aint we?" by the founders cf the United States that the Constitution expressly guarantees to every citizen absolute free dom ot religious belief. The very sented either the Greek or the Roman I name of God is not mentioned In that I fiehter wthout the Denmsev face wonaerful instrument of liberty ex- Tt cept as the God ot nature that all there would be no objection to it Mr. Dempsey, and the director holds up his hands that art is be ing degraded.

Suppose Mr. Dempsey were in the attitude of hurling the discus. There would be the same question as to the 'AMERICANS DO NOT RETREAT." (San Antonio Express.) Commemorating those dramatic and ever-thriUing. events of five years ago, when the "Yanks" stepped Into the faltering battleline and halted the enemy's advance upon Paris. Chateau Thierry lately unveiled a monument to men, regardless of denominational faith, believe in and look up to.

Any movement today that tends AmeriMn I --a. or 10 mipose arty reared on manv Frerich battlefield. narasmp on that individual, is un- but none wiU b- more BoiBnantiv cunsiiiuuonai. un-American, and un- Umm -r, worthy of the nobler instincts of man. It Is a name forever to be The American people do not believe W'th the rlorv of American arms.

All art of the painting. The spectator re- Arid how is It that "The Leader member8 Mr, mpsey as passing the a .,,1 mhm tVia 1 Irnniri whsl if 1 talKinS i .1 uie Aiiiiuuivw (uwuu, i duck in me aays ioiiowing tne araii. governments, imperial I Franco irraffnl in ihU Vatlnn for 4 I I aw V-n TVia frtnrio. I i i I jr.eniai grasp to we.gu uio iat is. mm i nuw UJCa Mr.

uempsey might have the taca or an i'iuicts, or imperial ruiers. assistance In her hour of direct never knew what was the reason Journal criticisms provoked Mr. Adonis and the nhvsical perfection Ane lvu -lux ivian could have need, and.no cltv has ereater cause Tor the tramning ot feet under her Dawson to make the race How does an Annollo. would still Raid a more American name for the for such sentiment than Chateau and the roar of artillery in it know that "Maurice Galvin did not that art was being degraded by hang- V. Imperial That place always will be ing his Picture in an art museum.

shrine for patriotic Americans, and Mr DemDsev is a remarkable fieht- un" lnev wu De welcomed there graU- Mr Dempsej is a remarkable fight- questionably find a loftier task than tude for what their eomnatriots did At- II 4a 4hA I I BViMii me uu- inai or stirring up religious hatred man au.uioi. lucic i3 uevu nu nin- una lruoierance. I vti fci vl uiai car, The pages of history are filled with Second Division was held in reserve the bell on the cash register. But "orriBie crimes committed in name of Christianity. i U.e early days of 1914.

first propose General Dawson for It Is perhaps la her case cne cf the nomination and did not urge him kindly dispensations of nature at any time to enter the race?" How lihat tragedy can only reach such a do3 It know that Galvin. as it says, yMtch and then the mind gives way. jid not give Mr. Dawson his support until "General Dawson felt that he KU KLUX AND COLLEGES could not permit himself to be driven The report that the trustees of Val- out ot public life by the kind of a otialin fight which was made upon him and -announced himself a candidate?" If The Leader has convinced itself it believes this tale it is astonishing- I ly credulous, knowing politicians and human nature as it must. No doubt paraiso University are ne with the Ku Klux Klan in an effort ijto have that organization take over Simply because Mr.

Dawson told school is amazing. The institution the editor of The Leader so! The in- in financial straits, is facing a suit formation, therefore, is first-hand. f.led by the former president, the Ought not Mr. Dawson to know why at th founder, to train control he became a candidate? of the property. But why the trus- tees have been driven to such meas- ures or for what purpose the Klan will use the property is not disclosed.

If the Ku Klux are going into the Mr. Dawson would be glad to have educational business it will be a sor- everybody believe that he became a day tor education in Indiana when candidate, r.ot because Galvin and they begin If the prejudices against the Galvineers wished It, but because creea are xo oe spreaa in i or resentment against newspaper the school room it will be a blow to criticism. It would be a fine thing and libc-rty. If the "Invisible i empire" is to sit in the seat of the it cannot but prove a menace justice and law. A'alparalso University, more speuf- icily the Northern Indiana Normal Mr.

Dempsey is unpopular. Kansas City is expressing the Aran ican opinion. Perhaps it would not be a bad Idea to sell the picture to Col onel Hyman. As General was thrown Former Vice President Thomas R. Marshall wants the night shift on the the northwest of Paris Pershine renorted.

it Every American citizen, with the across the Chateau Thiarrv-Paria Road nuc --TOctpuon or genuine Amerl In a tan in the French line. whre canism. will put his foot down solidly it stopped the German advance on any movement that tends to Paris." That was a decisive moment. resurrect the hideous corpses of fan- At the same time, the Third Division iiueiij-. entered the nlare in rnmnnnv wfth Uke Abraham Lincoln, with love French colonials, cornet noSion in our hearts, "with charity for all.U Pl-esidential 1oh when th Prwir nnH I ici us pui our anil s-hen nio-'nt r-nm r.

Tun. h.il a mif rtn (ha aiht.hAUf Tf hlilriDr tst Vt htV.aa1 I prusresfl iw drtm them from the town. There Mr. had the job it wouldn't a oieaier America, free from the the quaint old buildings still show nave any shitts. wluie now it shifts every eight hours cr so.

though not on sn eight-hour basis. taint of secular religion, where every man shall worship his Creator In his many a scar from that day's fighting In the struggle that followed, the for Dawson if he could make the people Kentucky believe, as he seems to have made The Leader believe, that he not the choice of the Galvin S. But if our contemporary Five widows are seeking Fancho Vila's estate. Which may prove a mathematical problem if the widow's fractional right is the same in Mexico as it Is in the United States. own way.

and none shall dra ftn.o.l second JJivision ana the ourth Amer- nuii supreme sovereignty or the United States. Louisville. R. R. ROCHESTER.

"Humanity is determined to have its own." says Hiram Johnson. Accord-ing to the Johnsonian idea of foreign relations he seem to mean inhuman-! it THAT'S OFTEN THE TROUBLE. (Humorist. London.) He "But, my dear, what is the use of my taking up fencing instead of boxing? If I was attacked I shouldn't have my foils with mel" o.ie ununipnaniiyj "An: out you (can Brigade (Marines) grappled with Germany's finest troops at Belleau Wood. Bouresches, Torchy and Vaux By July 1 the enemy was cleared from all these, and on July 15 his last as sault broke vainly against the Allied lines.

Three days later Marshal Foch began his great offensive. "Americans do not retreat," Gen eral Bundy said Chateau Thierry. 'Canterbury Tales" (Chaucer). "Paradise Lost" (Milton). "Hamlet" (Shakespeare).

"Les Miserables" (Hugo). "Wilhelm Meister" (Goethe). "Middleroarch" (George Eliot). "Scarlet Letter" (Hawthorne). "Treasure Island" (Stevenson).

"Iceland Fisherman" (Loti). Divided between Dicken's "David Ccpperfleld" and Hardy's "Return of the Native." Tomorrow: Frank Swinnerton. (Copyright, 1923.) Tine Qimidle Post By HENRY VAN DYKE. DO YOUR WORK CHEERFULLY. A cheerful heart is oood medicine.

Prov. 17:22, "OOD humor is one of the pre x- requisites of sound judgment. I have seen needful work done by men in excitement and an ill temper, but never truth discovered nor ere ative things acompllshed. My old gardener used to swear hor ribly when be was rooting out poison ivy. But when he was studying how to make flowers or vegetables grow bttgr.

he was in a friendly mood- whistling or singing. When our resentment at the wrong things In life outweighs our joy In the right things, our minds are darkened and our power is hampered. If you cannot entirely eliminate anger, make It as brief as possible "Let not the sun go down upon your wrath." But prolong your happier thoughts your gratitudes, your admirations: your affections. They will make you wiser, steadier, healthier, stronger. (Copyright.

1923.) AND THEY SAY FIGURES DON'T LIE! 'Mr. Dooley" once said that the Irish might be shy on mathematicians but that they excelled in poets With out taking issue on the latter part the statement I maintain that there, In this story. Is proof that the "race likewise produces its sons who un derstand the science of figures. Three patricians of the coal yards fared forth on mercy bent, each In his great black chariot. Their overlord, the yard superintendent, had bade them deliver to seven families a total of twenty-eight tons of coal equally divided whilst he went on his vaca tion.

Well out of the yards, each with his first load, Kelly and Burke and Shea paused to discuss the problem of equal distribution how much coal should each family get? Tls this way, argued Burke Ti. Kif Ki nTmilh.miillK, Tf there are 7 families an 28 tons coal ye divide 28 by 7, which is done as follows: Seven Into 8 Js 1. 7 into 21 is 3. which makes He triumphantly exhibited his fig ures made with a stubby pencil on a bit of grimy paper: 7-28-13 2X 21 With 't5se Editors Out In the State Telling It In Auto Terms. (Mountain Advocate.) The man who keeps his eye on the road ahead and drives his ambition in keeping with the bounds of safety need have no fear cf running in the ditch of failure.

Proof Positive. (Owensboro Messenger.) Just to demonstrate how busy we have been with stern reality, it can be cited that a year has passed and failed to bring out a single new breakfast food. 00 The, figures were Impressive but Shea was not wholly convinced. "There's a easy way provin that," he declared. "Ye add 13 seven times and he made his column of figures according to his own formula.

Then, starting from the bottom of. the 3 column, he reached the top with a total of 21 and climbed down the col umn of l's, thus: "3, 6, 9, 12, 13, 18 21. 22, 23. 24. 25, 26, 27.

28. Burke Is right," he announced with finality "D'ye see the figures to prove It?" This was Shea's exhibit: 13 13 13 13 13 13 2i "There is still some doubt in me mind," said Kelly. "Let me dfmon strate In me own way. If ye multiply the 13 by 7 and get 28. then 13 Is right." He produced a bit of stubby pencil and soiled paper.

don In this way," he said. 'ftn time is 21; 7 times 1 is 7, whloL makes 'Tis thus shown that 13 Is the right figure and ye're both right. Would ye see the figures?" iveny ieat in mathematics was displayed ss follows: 13 Hope At Last. (Cynthiana Democrat.) It has been discovered that powdered nicotine will kill worms on cabbage plants. Perhaps 5-cent cigars may now have a taste of tobacco.

Beauty In a Bathing Suit. (Falmouth Outlook.) One of our bathing Leach beauties, when she goes down to the Licking to take a swim, carries her bathing suit in her pocketbook, and when fche All the country thereabouts 13 tap-tputs on if Venus were standing by i i tann saw tne rnrv i I ui lire win vi LUD- "--i DOXiHg g.OVeS rtv's Lane. Gettvhur Sa wniiM hirl h.k iih i in iit-i. was so lar outclassed. 28 'There is no more argyment," the three agreed, so they delivered thir teen tons of coal to each family.

COULDN'T BLAME CHILD. (Cornelian.) 1 Johnny What makes the new baby at your home cry to much, Tommy? Tommy It don't cry so much: and. anyway, if you had all your hair off and your teeth out and your legs were so weak you couldn't stand on them, I guess you'd "feel like crying, too. are By W. S.

ADKINS. Timely Addition. We might add this to aomt A our theatrical programmes: Sneers by the audience. Lassitude by the ushers. Ennui by the fireman on duty, Seller.

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