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The Salt Lake Tribune, Thursday, March 24, 19G0 19 Leonard Lyons The Neighbors By George Clark Ever Happen to You? By Blake Douglass Welch Arc Barbarians We Dust Perfume? can carry in her handbag for Instant, emergency sf talned I this freedom. Did Rome sell citizenship? G.R. A. Under thefirstRoman emperors, Roman citizenship with all its privileges could be purchased by aliens or former servants or slaves who possessed the means, at great cost. During'later rule it was sold for a trifle.

Q. Before World War how much of our foreign commerce was carried by U.S. ships? B.W. A. In 1914, at the outbreak of World War less than ten per cent of our exports imports were being carried In vessels under the U.S.

flag. Around 1825, U.S. vessels had carried 95 per cent -'Of our imports and about 90 per cent of four exports; by the time of our Prior to World War the American mercantile marine engaged In foreign trade was at a disadvantage' in competing with the shipping of such nations as Great Britain, Germany, -Norway end Japan. You remember when it was that the barbarians poured out of the north upon the old Roman Empire? It was when the Romans began taking baths three, four times a day, and walking around with their hair up in curlers, and spraying themselves with Mr. Welch perfume so they would smell pretty.

Oh, you Just smell divine today, Cassius, a Roman would say, and Cassius would say: Oh, you just say that because its true! A WEEK later a barbarian who was still sewed up in his winter underwear was cutting the heads off both of them. Sometlmes we worry that our own civilization may have reached that same crlt-. leal stage In its develop-ment, and that we, too, are now ripe for an Invasion by Hunnish hordes. Already there are advertisements for -perfume contained in small pressure cans which a lady MV Oh. Mother, whats come over you? Ever since you were on jury duty you dont take my word for anything but insist on hearing HIS side.

Dr. Van Dellen Just Try and Stop Me np 1 TVT 1 Ti Civil War, only 60 per cent lake Lare-With'-PoisonsssruTX Medicine Near Children By Bennett Cerf Six hours after dinner, everybody was rolling out the sleeping bags when the group noted thaf "Tireless" hadnt returned. Hm-m mused one of the more hearted hunters, I wonder whats A company of big game hunters had had a hard day in the African jungle, and all but one, nicknamed Tireless by his companions, was content to -relax in -camp with a gin and tonic. Not Tireless, however. He decided that a good walk before -dinner was m-order.

pnatziciacacricacqcitzin washer 0 Alters outlint A mother threw an empty can of lye-based-cleanser into the wastepaper basket Her son, a VA- fl year-old ball of found It in the basket and licked the -remaining powder that clung to the outside of the can. By the time the mother found out what hap-pened, the tykes mouth and lips were red and blistered. He was taken to the hospital and the stomach was washed out with milk, vinegar, and vinegar, and water. THE LESSON: Be careful when disposing of poisonous household products, especially when there are curious toddlers around. The poison-control center of the New York City Department of Health deserves credit for publishing the stories behind poisonings that are reported to them.

Parents or grandparents usually make the errors and young children are the victims. ONE MOTHER dissolved a spoonful of boric add in four ounces of water and stored it in the icebox to be used for cleansing the eyes. Grandma came along and added two ounces of water and a small amount of syrup, and put the mixture in babys bottle. The mistake was discovered before the Infant took more than an ounce but the mishaps could have terminated fatally. Another mother left a small bottle of eyedrops oil the washing machine and left the room for a few moments.

On her return her 4-year-old pointed to the empty bottle and announced Mends in deteigent Books Offer Lead on Bcn-Gurion NEW YORK Prime Minister Ben-Gurlon, who shopped in New York for books on Zen Buddhism and Chinese history, has the kind of intellectual curiosity which should be pos- eased by I 7 White House 1 7 candid ates. 1 Once, at the Mr. Lyons height of an Israeli-Egyptian crisis, he called his Purchasing Mission in New York to buy specified books on geology, biology and the solar system. On the night I took him to Sardis, Ben Gurion spoke in Russian with Yul Bryn-ner, Chinese with Michael Wager, Italian with Dorothy Samoff and French with my wife. DEARjAar, the Kath- arine Cornell-Brian Aheme show, which-opened last Thursday, is a dramatization of the correspondence between G.

B. Shaw and Mrs. Campbell. Shaw wrote Pygmalion for Mrs. Campbell who played Liza to Beer-bohm Trees Professor Hig- gins.

1 Reginald Denham attended those rehearsals of Pygmalion, which were directed by Shaw. He recalled opening night that Mrs. Campbell used to interrupt, step up to Mr. Tree and say: "Dont listen to that silly Shaw. LOUIS JOURDAN is reactivating the project for the filming of Ben ts screenplay about the Mafia, Brotherhood of Evil.

It was abandoned two months but Jourdan has succeeded in getting the money for it. "I must do this movie, he said. Its the role Ive dreamed of. After all these years as a charm boy, I have a chance to play a heavy. Trevor Howard, the British star, in New York for the TV show, The Hiding Place, pleasure, of course, about Princess Margarets engagement, and mentioned the way she man-ages to get around royal protocol: Howard once sat behind Princess Margaret -at a London' theater.

She turned around and saw him. Protocol for-bade them from speaking, because they hadn't been introduced. Margaret, however, winked at him. Max Wilk, author of Dont Raise the Bridge, Lower the River a book about a posh Connecticut innkeeper has an official complaint from the Girl Scouts of America. They demand a revision, claiming libel because of a troop leaders seduction attempt.

Recently Wilk dined at the posh Connecticut inn, Stonehenge. The proprietor asked him: 1 Tell me, is the innkeeper In your book ME? Wilk replied: If the inn fits, run it. jack E. Leonard was et Lindy's the-other day, dis-cussing his early years. The comic was asked about his upbringing in Chicago: How long ago was that? Leonard replied: I lived In Chicago before the cops were rubbers.

Hepburn, who will star in Shakespeares Twelfth Night" at Strat ford, conceived the produc-. tion Idea of making the setting Brighton at the turn of the century. Echo magazine will include a recording of Salvador Dali giving an English lesson to Sir Cedric a leke. Gloria Vander- bilt has writ- ten a play, and Is at work on another. The Music Man created theatrical his-" tory in Detroit, Miss in grossing Vanderbilt $400,000 for a five-week run.

Billy Rose, who is donating a sculpture museum to Jerusalem, wrote a letter to Nasser last week, asking permission to come to Egypt and Inspect the art Aand sculpture there. Hes particularly interested In the ancient sculpture buried In the lands soon to be swamped lor the Aswan I Art is nonrienomination was the theme of his essge to Nasser. He ight cross me, said invite me. The theory is that a lady should replenish her scent-! every hour or so or some body will think she is a boy. Lets go to the Hey, Hey, Club after we leave here, a wife tells her husband, and he yawns and says; Oh, I dont know, honey.

Ive got a big day tomorrow and to tell the truth your perfume has. been fading ever since we left home Then she gives herself A quick spray of perfume. His eyes widen and hef says: gor- geous! Let's make welkin ring! And while we are making the welkin ring, the barbaf- 'Ians are lying offshore watching. It scares you a little to think of it Soaper Says Nothing ruins one of those 1 a.m. kitchen discussions of' major issues quicker than some guy who takes an ob- Jeotive view.

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the Shortly thereafter, the child complained of dizziness, stumbled, and became unconscious. The little one was rushed to the hospital and died four hours later, despite heroic measures. The bottle was not labeled properly, and thus the Ingredients were not known to the physicians. As a result, a specific remedy could not be used. Never leave any medicine within reach of small fry.

OLD PILLS and capsules never should be discarded in a trash basket, especially if there is a possibility that children will find them. This may become a serious problem because the child usually is out of sight when the poisoning occurs and no one knows what medicine was consumed. By James J. Metcalfe MAIL CARRIER The man who brings the mail to us Has quite a job to do Considering the strain and stress He constantly goes through Of course the first and foremost is The weather of the day As snow and sleet or rain or heat May slow him on his way And then there are the untrained dogs That bark and nip or bite And those inhuman humans who Are always impolite He has to have both brawn and brain Especialljrthe lat-' ter For he must be familiar with Most every postaL matter His task would be much lighter as He goes from door to door If only everybody would Appreciate him more. Bridge Goren look was bleak, for In View of Wests bid of two no -trump and subsequent double of the final contract, it was more than likely that he held both heart honors which, in addition to the two aces, would spell a one trick set.

However, a bleak outlook need not be a hopeless one, and declarer set himself up to take advantage of a fortunate distribution if it happened to exist. If West had only a four card spade suit there was a good chance that his hand was evenly balanced IF HE could three rounds in suits there was a way bring home the contract. Declarer won the opening lead with the ace in dummy and ruffed a spade in his own hand He led the king of clubs which West won and then cashed the ace of diamonds and continued with a diamond Declarer ruffed in dummy and ruffed another spade in the closed hand. He then led the king of diamonds and ruffed in dummy. A spade was ruffed by de-clarer and dummy was re-entered with the queen of clubs and a dub was ruffed declarer, bringing him down to three trumps at this point.

West was down also to three trumps. THE PLAY of the heart eight put West Into the lead and the forced trump return gave declarer the last two tricks with the ace and ten. Note that failure by West to take the king of clubs would have stymied declarer. eating him now? It's solf-Mttlnq I At the touch of a button, it selects washing time and speed, wash and rinse temperatures and spin speed and time. IpoUlKca.

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South deals. NORTH A A8532 J95 3 AQ842 EAST A 64 none 876542 A 7 653 SOUTH A 10 A1087642 KQ10 AK10 The bidding: South West North East 1 Dbl. Pass 2 2 2 NT 3 Pass 4 Dbl. Pass Pass Pass Opening lead: King of A Declarer elicited the aid of his opponent to execute a successful trump reducing maneuver in todays doubled contract The bidding a reason-a 1 sound. North elected to pass on the first round inasmuch as he felt he had sufficient strength to com-pete later.

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