The Hays Daily News from Hays, Kansas on September 22, 2002 · Page 41
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The Hays Daily News from Hays, Kansas · Page 41

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Sunday, September 22, 2002
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THEHAYSDAILYNEWS HDNSunday Comics September 22,2002 by Rick Kirkman & Jerry Scott Stow TU006HT, by Jim Davis MMAAPH/ EUPHEMIA VOO'RE JON, RIGHT? 9ES...ANP WHAT 15 VOUR NAME AGAIN? WELL, THIS IS A Nice BUNP PATE THAT'S A PUNN9 EXPRESSION FOR A LEG CRAMP ...LAUGHING THROUGH THE PAIN... NOPE.'... JUST A UITTUE LEG CRA/WP... 7O 90U PINP MV NAME AM06ING? PIPNT EVEN MAKE IT PAST THE BREA175TICK by Scott Adams OPTION ONE: ACT AS IF BROKERS KNOW WHICH STOCKS ARE BETTER THAN OTHERS. BOBUEASELTON, YOUR FULL-SERVICE STOCKBROKER. THERE ARE TUJO UAYS UE CAN GO HERE. WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND LIE TOrAE? BUT I PREFER A MORE DIRECT APPROACH. OPTION TUJO SELL YOU WHATEVER GARBAGE EARNS THE BIGGEST COMMISSION. THEN I'LL EARN YOUR 11 TRUST BY COMPARING YOUR PORTFOLIO TO MISLEADING BENCHMARKS. NICE HAIRCUT

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