Garden City Telegram from Garden City, Kansas on June 1, 1971 · Page 11
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Garden City Telegram from Garden City, Kansas · Page 11

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Tuesday, June 1, 1971
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IT AM "I S A /UaiO,OWCK?HOW WOULD YOU LiKETO 60 TO A CARNIVAL WITH ME? I HAVE THK6 TWO FREE W ANT TO'aJAfTE THEM f-3l I ASKED RO^ANP FRANKl|N,ANP WARREN, AMI? RON, ANP TOM, ANP CRAI6.AW PETER, ANP DON ANP 6ILL, BUT MONEOF1HEM COULP 60... A* A LAST RESORT, I'M A5MM6 w, CHOCK:.. WOULP w LIKE TO 60 TO THE CARNIVAL WITH ME 601 WON'T HAVE TO'WASTE THESE TJJO FREE TICKETS? I'LL eer YOU'RE WOF FLATTEREP THAT I'M ASKING, HUH, CHUCK? PI AM 1 S SNUFFY 'JMITH _. SHUX-- THEV BEEN TALKIN' PER THREE SOLID HOURS UNKSNUFFV--WHAT AILS AUNJT LOWEEZV AN' EUJINEV? THEY'RE STANDIN'OUT VOCODER AT TH 1 GOSSIP FENCE AN' AIN'T TALKIN 1 THEY'RE JEST TAKIN' A JAW BREAK IHERYATTS ^* WINKY.I'D LIKE TO GO THROUGH ONE DAY WITHOUT ONCE SCOLDING OR PUNISHING YOU/ CAN .THAT BE TODAY > MICKEY MOUSE UFSMPH! THAT'S THJ5 MINNIE? THEY HAVE SUCH CUTE aS-T-HAr IKSTEAP OF STEVE CANYON BELOW FOR EXAM (NATION OF YOUR PAPE&...OVER 6PKY RADIO BRIN65 HELICOPTERS FROM THE-SWEPISH AIR FORCE—ANP THE/ NATURALLY CLOSE ON THE EAST GERMAN AIRCRAFT... fSWEWSH HEMCOPTER.V...HE IS I THERE 15 A HIJACKER FORCING ON BOARPJ H6 WA* U*TO FLY HIPIN6 IN THE AIR- TO EAST . CRAFT.- A GERMANY -OVER.. i ^ V l /'f MOOSE WHV-AH -THERE ARE TWO HIJACKfiRS-ANP 6ROK AIRPORT TOWER REPORT* THAT ONLY ONE. PERSON CLEAREP IMMIGRATION i WE CAN SEE THREE PEOPLE' STAV AWAY FROM MY BARBECUED CHICKEN, 3SE, OR THIS VICIOUS f HUNTING FALCON WILL TEARYOU TO SHREDS/ £> TOUCHES IT, MY FALCON 16 TRAINED TO.«AHHH IT LOOKS READY/ POGO Lfrw BLONDIE YES, DEAR- I DO TAklNS AN • INTERMISSION UNTIL I LEAVE FOR.THE T MARKET?) BEETLE BAILEY DIP VOU HAVS TO PO THAT oueT,\VHeN He TOOK A JPJ- THE CARNIVAL IS OUT THIS WA«/ABOl)TAHALF-MILE. < J THINK WE'LL HAVE A 6&AT TIME OWOC? HOWDY, SILAS--I NEED SOME THANKV CARDS FER ALL TH 1 MEN FOLKS IN TH 1 HOLLER THAT HELPED ME PUT TH'NEW ROOF ON TH' HOWDV/ PARSON -WHAT CAN I DO FER VOU TODAY? IFVE BUY A MESSOF'EM I CflW SHAUE A LEETLE OFF TH 1 PRICE ,PflRSON DAP, CANT WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT OUR FURNITURE? TABLE, A BENCH AND PINE STOOL, ALL WE DON'T WANT TO DISTURB THE ECOLOGY, PAM...THEY WERE GROWING THAT WAY IN THE FOREST/ X BJ3OU5HT VOU A -TUH OP MINIS AT -rfitSTN ANIMAUSMEUTBR J . ii H£RE'5 COL.T BEN HAP TO BLOW HIS CANYON/ / COVER.TO STAY OUT OP A SWEDISH JAIL-SOX£ WILL 6ET ANEW A55I6N- BUT THE TWO EAST SEEMANS WILL BE EATIN6 SWEDISH PANN •BIFF MEP FOR AWHILE.' SABBY NABBEP NAY BARBECUED CHICKEN ^GMN, MOOSE/ NOW rw SENIPING THIS VICIOUS FALCON WHEN MY FALCON SINKS THOSE CLAWS INTO SOMETHING HE EVER LETS GO — ^— esL*.? WHAT'S THE TROUBLE? I HAP A TERRIBLE FIGHT WITH MY WIFE LAST NIGHT I'M SO MAD THIS MORNING I COULD CUT SOMESOPY'S THROAT IF YOU DON'T MIND, J llL COME BACK WHEN YOUR ATTITUDE CHANGES

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