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THE SALTkAKE TRIBUNE THURSDAY MORNING JANUARY 28 1934 Why Not Try the Old Horse-Trading Principle? nit nice fMlunfr New York Day-by-Day -By 0 0 McfNJYRE- tartd at tha poatofflca at Salt Laka City aa aacond elaaa mattar Oamd moraine Os tha Ball take Trlbuna Publlahlnt Company 'people she meets at teas If she likes them to greet them graciously upon arriving home Joe Laurie Jr a ticks to big cigars although they always make him dizzy Bob Ripley employs 13 private secretaries 'Dashleli Hammett' mystery writ-erhas prematurely white hair Gertrude Lawrence has a maid named Sophie Sapp John Held Jr likes New Orleans so well after a visit he may move there NEW YORK Jan 24 A glamor oua mile to lay under heel these crisp days Is that Park avenue stretch between 40th and 60tn at It Is not the Champs Elysees ta spring but the arched and gaudy grids of lights ofthe Grand Central bulld-tng provide a vista comparable to the Arc de Trlomphe The Waldorf tea and cocktail rooms ire aglow with laughter and music 3o ire those of the revived Park Lane acrces the way Sherry's too end Theresa Worthington Grant's Northward the Ritz Tower Aroba sador and add lustre As do the fashionable Racquet and Union clubs Chinchilla aable ancj orchids are in profusion and most luxuriously upholstered limousines are on view Even the plum liveried footman is restored There are sidewalk smoking debutantes colleglates crisp white mustaches and lorgnetted like a scene of camel dominion from an operetta Recently for instance 1 saw Fannie Hurst Katharine Hepburne Miriam Hopkins Aylesworth James Montgomery Flagg Paul Muni and Paul all within range of very few blocks In such a confusion of grandeur the depression rraE study oi liquor control a It may be applied In Utah now 1 becomes the function of It special commission appointed by been retaining two 9-year-old hopefuls for the evening and am I fit to be tied! At a movie both lost their gloves and on the way home having no sense I permitted them to have two lea cream aodas each and right away they became sicker than all get out And If you ever acquire a sudden notion to make yourself conspicuous I know the dandiest way Just try to walk two sick little boys along a crowded New York Street Taxicabs I hailed would veer ta take one look and swerve away (Copyright 184 McNaught Syndicate Inc) 12606 MILES TO WED To marry a man aha never had seen Mfes Annie Ferguson traveled 12000 miles from' Cootehlll Free State to Brisbane Australia The wedding was held ta Maryborough where the bridegroom Robert Bell resided The romance is the' culmination of a correspondence covering 60 years First Annie and -Fathers corresponded and when her father died she and Robert continued It When Robert's father passed on Robert asked Annie's cousin to go to Australia and keep house for him She refused and Annie as a joke offered to do so Robert took it seriously invited her and Annie sailed aa soon as he sent a check for her fare Today and Tomorrow By WALTER UPPMANN Japan Propaganda Tha most seasoned American ob-ieryeflofFarJEastrn affair have bean disposed to make large allow-jtncei for the Jap- anesa militarist propaganda on the ground that its im mediate purpose Is to justify large military appropriations in the budget now under consideration Nevertheless this propaganda la taking a form which may have serious implications for the future and it would be a mistake not to call it-Walter Uppmann Untlon to them What Is to he feared la that the propagandist' will commit Japanese opinion and Japanese public men to projects that are Impossible to realize that bridges will be burned the Japanese national honor angaged Thia propaganda seems to be bent upo reestablishing two principles One Is that all treaties to the contrary notwithstanding no one must question the Japaneee advance in Alla Indeed last week there were expressions of pained astonishment in Japan Because the United States though offering no active opposition not by recognizing Manchukuo give its approval to the ireaty-break-tag The other is that in the naval conference scheduled for 1935-36 Japan must have a navy equal to Britain'! and America's Principles Peril Treaty Relations These two principles combined are formidable If they were accepted they would destroy the whole bails of the treaty relationship set up In the Washington conference Let us recall what those relationships were The United States came to the Washington conference with a naval building program undtr way which If completed would have made us the first naval power The British had an alliance with Japan The Japanese had taken a big bite out of China Tha Washington conference was a compromise in the interests of general peace The United States gave up naval supremacy end accepted equality in capital snlps wlth Great Britain The British gave up their Japanese alliance Japan and the United States agreed upon a ratio of three to five In return the United States agreed not to fortify islands In the western Pacific thus making it impossible top the American levy to give battle on the Asiatic aide of the ocean Japan In return gave up Shantung and signed the Nine Power treaty recognizing the Integrity of China Now as Secretary Stlmson pointed out In 1932 all these agreements were interrelated We for example did not build a navy which outclasses Seems entirely lost New York no longer has what the theatrical profession knows as galleries" Old the saltiest Excellent perfomers often got the bird Nothing could be done Unless a plff-awmer caught the favor of the upper roost he was a lad spectacle The second roughest was the Colonial on upper Broadway a vaudeville house then patronized by lads blazing with guttery epithets from Hell's Kitchen George Jeesel lasted there in early days just one performance It broke his heart Governor Henry Blood' Meanwhile there can be no change I In the Utah situation as it" relates to the liquor problem The I state Its officers and its people are obligated to observe and a enforce the law as It Is now written Governor Blood In his address to the members of the commission emphasized the need of sound tew enforcement during the study or observation period and until such time as the legislature determines the future course lrhe repeal question has been woefully confused In the minds of many people Far too many have concluded Its adoption meant the Immediate repudiation of existing laws and existing regulations others have anticipated a new ordfir as a matter of course ind hays prepared to meet the new situation Evidence of this Is found In tyie Increasing number ef beer bars which strangely resemble the old-fashioned saloon Legalization of "beer In' Utah In and of Itself did not contemplate nor does It Justify the creation of these Joints It did contemplate open sale of 32 beer as a lawful product In any grocery store' drug store or restaurant It no doubt would be confined to this If It were not for the greater expectation of greater privileges In the future That Is why the question of enforcement stressed by the governor Is so all Important The question of liquor control 1s the problem of determining the general desires of the people with regard to the future traffic We obviously were dissatisfied with the prohibition experiment and we do not want to return to the ancient evils of the old saloon days What then la It that our people want? This Is the problem that Governor Blood has passed on to his commission for study and recommendation The ultimate course will be determined by the legislature which may or may not adopt the suggestions of the governor and his commission It nevertheless Is to be expected that the recommendations oT this commission will be a guiding actor in the final policies of the state Current activity In anticipation of future operations on a' muctewldec seale of course are predicated upon the profit tlve hls self-same motive always has been the curse of liquor and efforts to regulate it If the commission can find a way to take the profit out oft the traffic It will have gone a Jong way toward the ultimate solution of the liquor prob-leni In any event the progress of the work will be watched with Interest for the problem Is one of general concern It no doubt anticipates a public hearing and such writ-' ten' suggestions as individuals care to submit' Meanwhile po-llcef officers throughout the stated must not forget that law no matter what the law Is the normal and expected function of the police effort I IE annual meeting of the Utah Poultry Cooperative association serves to remind the people of Utah of the potential possibilities of this From an Infant enterprise the activity has grown Into a mlUIoh-doUar enterprise in a few time In a report made at the current meeting the present net worth of Industry was fixed at 31014000 as against 3346000 In 1929 when the association was organized pie TEIE annual meeting of the Utah Poultry Uooper- 4 atlve association serves to remind the neoote of Utah of the The Utah association constitutes a pleasing tribute to co-' THE FORUM By Our Readers Jtylon Man Sees Folly In Federal Job Projects tlce I for one would like to see the state A officials look Into these matters and correct such tajus tlctt JAMES BALD ERS TON GOLD RUSH IN SOUTH AMERICA The hunt for gold along the west coast of South America is resembling an old-time rush Mounting prices of the yellow metal are causing governments to make special offers to spur on the tearchers As the gold reaches the central banks it is quickly changed into foreign Currency which is used to Import necessities Government and private mining enterprises are competing in all republics on the west slope of the Andes Chile Pent and Bolivia are encouraging family mining especially Chile has increased premiums for alluvial miners and doubled the subsidy for cqnces-' slonaries Bolivia has increased its note -issue against new supplies of SCOUTS MURDER STORY Theodore Powys whose death in Kenya Colony Africa has been a two-year mystery was not murdered but slain by a lioness This is the belief of his father Powys the novelist expressed at his home ta East Chal- don England following a recent report that the skull of the son had been found to the father young Powys who was British manager of Yenya farm went out hi the veldt in October 1831 to dip sheep and never returned His pony returned with marks of clarws on it Despite the indications of the work of beast the murder story still per- slsts in Africa 'substitute useless toil which no one should desire to render for the leisure which should and could be a common heritage alas Is governed by who can be dominated by the special interests because of the stothfulness of the masses who In struggling for places of preferment will surrender principle for artificial irestage or advanced positions ta ilundertag processes CHARLES SILL Fall of Financiers Cheered by Writer I remember one heartless effort to razz an artist at Cruelly enough Marshall Wilder the dwarfed monologlst was the target He did not leave the stage Helplessly he extended his arms and Implored: "Give me five minutes to do my beat If I please hurl the fruit" He gave the performance of his career end wound up ta a whirlwind of seven curtain calls It was at Hammersteln'k too I aaW Rube Goldberg give his first vaudeville a chalk talk He was Illy white and scared stiff as the orchestra chorded an entrance But he knew the Hammer-steta humor and creasing stage with a glance to the gallery yelled: "Hello rough necks!" They loved It and Rube got a big ovation One of the most notable Interviews ever given bf Leon Trotzky when he was the Red war lord catae nearly being -'consigned to oblivion Isaac' Marcosson had gone 1 to Moscow especially for the talk After waiting many days he received a telephone summons at 11 to come to office In the government building Trotzky was in a garrulous mood For five hours he paced up and down delivering momentous observations They spoke ta German and Marcosson took no notes At daylight the fatigued interviewer started walking briskly to his hotel On the way he stumbled over a sewer pipe and fell to the ground badly dazed When he arose he could remember only one that Trotzky said he was reading a Russian translation of Sinclair Lewis' novel For three days he remained in bed nursing his injuries with a pencil and pad at his side And slowly fragments of the interview came beck bit by bit untlUie had the finished "whole Editor Tribune: To get a true slant on the jumbled expressions in regard to employment the folly of the government operations along that line a sensible analysis'll In ordef We WDl begin by quoting from two characters who stress leisure as a prerequisite to the Idealism toward which human aspirations should tend: the fowls of the air they sow 'not neither do they reap nor gather Into barns the lilies of the field they toll not neither do they spin" Charles Stelnmetz draws a conclusion the baste truth of which Is evident to every thinker as follows: then food end clothing and sleep are necessities of living success to life Is measured by how large a part of life we have of disposition for ourselves not occupied by these necessities but free to fulfill life's aim as we understand It" The eoohomlc scheme which operates profit and Interest gives the proceeds of toil to certain successful plunderers They have loaned it Back at Interest until the bondage of enterprise Is so great that there is no margin on which these plunderers dare loan more The government comes to the rescue of these same plunderers hire their money for industrial enterprise and emergency employment hiring millions of employes to operate this scheme which as wealth comes from labor" must In its finality be paid by the laboring class It fur therdeetroya the possibility of leisure by multiplying useless enterprise These laborers by supporting it Impose a like obligation on others and FOUR CENTENARIANS DIE East Anglia England has just burled its fourth centenarian within a year and it is believed the record pf long life In the district Is dropping The last to go was Mrs Martha Wright of Combs who was 104 years old on Hovenber 5 and had lived through the reigns of five lover-' eigns The other three centenarian) who died in East Anglia were Mr Priscilla Cousins aged 10R of Bury' St Edmunds Mrs aged 103 of Mannlngtree Essex and Mrs A Fossdick aged J06 of Wood-bridge Suffolk This is claimed to prove that East Anglia la one of the healthiest parts of England Slate Probe Into CivlL Works Conduct Urged Editor Tribune: I understand the A was legalized primarily for the purpose 'of helping those who have suffeied most from the depression Those who are at tha bottom so far as poverty Is concerned But is this strictly the case? I say not eta' phatlcillyl I also understand the ones who were put on at first werS to be that Is the Work was not to be rotated front one man to another That also is not the case At first a pefmanent list of names was handed In and all who were on Is Jist were to be working steady but thls la not the case There is a way of getting around that Just lay ma oft unbeknown to A officials and get me to sign my check over to the fellow that they've put in my place -And If I like It they just make up an excuse and have me discharged What are you going to do about It if some farmer who owns a large farm Is given preference to someone who Is so pauperized they cannot own a thing This has happened In more than One case And they politely Jerm that jus Editor Tribune: In 1930 the banking situation of the United States the workings of Wall Street and In fact the financial system of the country Were held In the grip Of three big hands They had the power to make or break any institution pot controlled by them When the momentous decision had to be made In regard to the Bank of the United States with its 400000 depositors and Its $200 000 OOOdsposlts these three men said thumbs down and let the Institution go ta ruin This move sebY thousands of Other banks to destruction The wonder of It all Is knowing what we do today that the financial institutions of the country in fact the whole people should have put all faith and hope in these These were our big men our exemplars the gods of the world of money public be was their retort when anyone suggested that the people might find them out But what a change has come It was radical to talk about them then but now how different foremost financial idols have fallen from their proud positions and hundreds of erstwhile eminent reputation have been crushed The revelations that have come to light are astounding and the money lords have been forced to cover never again to rule as they have ruled The poorest test in the world for judging men is that of money We have come to see what false gods we have been following end we' are beginning tq see how common humanity hu been debauched and despoiled because of the workings the financiers we had set up as paragons of success Yas the world moveH-snd aoon we shall have vision to set up a depression-proof System in which there will be no need for deceiving and robbing the people LUND Thingumbobs: John Vandercook Jr at 30 haa become the most widely traveled American for his age Joan Crawford sends telegrams to two to one because Japan pledged hemlf to a nonaggroseive thf jtlctalanVe did not fortify our own outposts beoause we have no ambitions of our jwn In Asia and were wllllnl to renounce the possibility of the uee of force in that part of the world But If Japan Is now going to claim the right to override all her treatlei and at the acme time to poasesa a navy equal to oura the whole baslo settlement of 12 years ago will be undermined Navy Conference Full of Dynamite This hit one very important prat tical conaequence The time is already at hand when la necessary to discuss the renewal the Improvement or the abrogation of the naval treaty The Japanese should not deceive themselves No American congress would ratify a treaty giving naval aquallty to Japan most especially after the demonstration alnce September 1931 of how aggreaalvely the present rulers of Japan employ armament Therefore th Japanese should know that If they Commit themselves to the doctrine of a tree hand in Asia plus naval parity they had Just as well be frank about it and admit that the naval treaty is to lapse and the naval conference la not TWO vital traffic hazards conspired Tuesday night to claim I the lives of two Utah pedestrians The storm' affecting vis- equality it would be dangerous to IbUity destroyed whatever vestige of safety there Is hi walking on the highways In both of these cases the Victims were operative enterprise embracing poultry growers In all sections of the state The phenomenal growth of the industry through a stressful period undoubtedly may be attributed to cooperative efforts The association and the Industry have not been without their problems and they etUl have many of thenu-They nevertheless have been easier to solve under the accord of cooperative enterprise than they would have been Under scattered Individual activities The growth of this Industry should be I source of satisfaction to the state as a whole as well as to thbse who are banded together In the enterprise It Is reflective of constructive and self-sustaining endeavor which Is an all-lmportint factor In the future development of the state This Industry like all others has been hit by the degression but its future Is secure under leadership such as has brought it to Its present proportions in which Clyde Edmonds "manager has been a most" Important factor I 1 -I Two Deadly Hazards i 70 vital traffic hazards conspired Tuesday night to claim -1 the lives of two Utah pedestrians The storm' affecting vis- Japan two to conditions would simply advertise BATTERIES Give More Power and Cost Less Use what talents you possess: the woods would bs very silent if no Birds sang there but those which sang the -Anon These batteriei are built with an exins capacity to give quick starting perfect ignition and carry your radio heater andother modern accessories without frequent recharging Let ur show you why the JUMBO la a bigger end better battety for your car doesn't know how to use 30 minutes profitably? There is some consolation In the realization that belong to the generation our fathers worried about A young friend of mine wants to know how much money he should have before he marries the girl Why worry about that? In any case be enough Dr Galligan was telling me about a new anesthetic which deadens pain long after the operation la over If It will prevent a relapse when the patient gets his bill it'll be perfect EX-FtLM STAR NOW SWEEP Once a pantomime and film star Mrs May Nelson is now only woman chimney aweep Had she not atood by her husband whan he became ill she might not havi to push a wheelbarrow filled With brushes eight miles through the city each day and care for him after the work is done She wa an actress and Nelson an acrobatic dancer when they were married and tha world smiled on them Nelson became too old to dance and swept chimneys He suffered a stroke of paralysis and Mrs Nelson cared for his customers After 22 weeks he is just beginning to walk once more wish 1 could get in tha films said Mrs Nelson Dressier did it at 60 Why not knocked down before the drivers of the cars could discern their presence on the road 4 Use of the highways for both vehicular and pedestrian traffic Is always dangerous particularly at night That of course means little for It is aa almost Inescapable condltloa It would be fine If we had sidewalks for pedestrians paralleling all of our highways 7 The cost of such a project however Is prohibitive although some efforts have been made to provide this protection In thickly populated sections Manifestly this cannot oe done on all highways which but emphasizes the existing hazard Pedestrians and motorists alike must be cognizant of Its existence at all times If Are hazard Is to be mitlgatecL stormy weather but adds to the risk of walking on the highways and emphasizes the need of the pedestrian taking every precaution In his own behalf He cannot conclude that the motorist will turn out for him because the' motorist may not even see him until it Is too late- Persons who walk against the flow of traffic Instead of with It promote their own safety 7- lie Our FREE Testing and Filling Service II SPEIiGER BROWN IRC 309218 East Broadway Wag 3312-3343 Distributor for the General Tire 1 An differs from ordinary folks like you and me by knowing more things that 10 FAITH Fain would I hold my lamp of life aloft Lika yonder tower built high above the reef Steadfast though tempests rave or winds blow soft Clear though the skies dissolve In tears of grief For darkness 'pass ei storms shall not abide A little patience and the fog is past After the sorrow of the ebbing tide The singing flood returns ta joy at last The night is long and pain weighs heavily But God will hold His world above despair Look to the east where up the lucid sky The morning climbs! The day shall yet be falrl Thaxter I was telling a group of lawyers that thanks to th medical profession th average man now lives 31 years longer then he did a hundred yeara ago Gib Marr piped up with tha remark that he had to in order to get hl taxes paid MB and axacerbata tha irreconcilable positions This is not tha view of American Jingoes or professional anti-Japanese It is I believe tha view of men who looking at the matter without passion or prejudice realize that propaganda such as is now being put forth in Japan may If it la not checked put Japan in a position of isolation In tha world from which it would be extremely difficult for her to (Copyright1 1934 "New York Tribune Inc) MANFLEES FOREIGN LEGION After many adventures Including ascape from tha French foreign legion Leslie Halt aged 24 has just returned to his home In Weymouth England He first entered the Coldstream Guards but left to join the foreign legion at Dunkirk France ta search of excitement He saw heavy fighting on the Great Atlas but later became tired of the monotony of legion life and with another legion ary an Australian succeeded on his second attempt in escaping to the coast where they boarded British steamer and reached Spain From Huelva they made their way with very little money to Gibraltar which they reached worn out by drenching rains and exposure At Gibraltar Kale immediately enlisted In the 2nd Royal Welch Fusiliers who are stationed there Hale has just been discharged from that battalion The Atlantic end of the Panama canal is westward of the Pacific end The general direction of the canal from tha Atlantic to the Pacific side is southeast 1 NW A census report says that 37 women in this country make their living by hunting and trapping What? In this day of alimony and eeparate maintenance? Ill bet my hat that the printer left five or six ciphers out of that report I get excited over the possibility of living to a ripe old age A man might live to be a hundred years old but th trouble is be would look and act like it I don't think the stabilized dollar idea is ao hot What I'd like to have is an elastic dn One that would ftretch when I buy from others and ahrtak when others buy from me telephone for BIUE B1AIE (lhsaM6l JUDGE IN TREASURE HtNT People of Krushumlija Jugoslavia are raising fund ta enable Judge Nikola llltch to return and aid in the search of the hidden treasure of medieval czar The search was started after Manza Lazerevitch peasant appeared at tije court of Krushu-mllja while Judge llltch was presiding and told the judge that a vision of St Nikola had appeared in his dreams and urged him toseek the treasure of one of the Serbian czars Ha laid tha vision directed him to visit a judge named Nikola who-was tha only man to direct the search The next day Mariza again came and told that the vision had reappeared and insisted on the search Die judge ordered the work started at the designated spot and a secret passage was unearthed just before he was directed to preside in anbther town The peasants refuse to dig further until he returns Desirable Improvement PLANS of Dr Vlko) city health commissioner' to use 1 Internes from the hospital In city ambulance and emergency hospital services Is big step in the right direction The plan which contemplates the attendance of an Interne on alf mergency calls answered by the city ambulance Is calculated to add much to emergency service provided by Salt Lake City It at ohee eliminates the aggravated delays which have heretofore attended the handling of some emergency cases and at the same time eases the burden of the health department City ambulance calls are directed chiefly to the' handling of accident cases where prompf and competent medical aid 'may result In the saving of life Under the old order the dty health department was not equipped to provide personal service for the ambulance with the result that medical attention was not available to the accident victim until he reached the hospital The limited staff of the city hospital likewise left the hospital without a doctor at some periods constituting another potential source of delay 1 --1 ASK ABOUT OUA SENTINEL NOTES ON THE CUFF DEPARTMENT Judging by the newsptper headlines I'd sey that it appears that the liquor traffic it going to be handicapped by high BLOOD pressure Some people have a conscience and others have a still small voice that whispers not do you might get Have you ever wondered how Immortality can Interest a person who a mi COSTS SAFE AND AUTOMATIC A patriotic to select a STOKER movement Is on foot national tree Doesn't it strike you that the logical thing to do would be to choose one of the nut-bearing species? -4.