The Cincinnati Enquirer from Cincinnati, Ohio on September 27, 1991 · Page 45
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The Cincinnati Enquirer from Cincinnati, Ohio · Page 45

Cincinnati, Ohio
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Friday, September 27, 1991
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Hi C-14ComicS THE C INCINNATI ENQUIRER Friday, September 27, 1 991 Jt 3 TJ (0 E KM aL M Fa fK 0) r 1 1 1 1 : ' ' J c I mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmL- '991 Jim UnoctftMmbuled by Universal Prff SynJicJIe i "This is our offer-of-a-lifetime expert. . ." 'She built a better mousetrap." 'Did you know you have a mustache in your ear too?" "Boy, that's good. But it's interesting, Bob. . .Do you think everybody's mother makes a different kind of potato bug salad?" C BEFORE YCXJ HIRE A MWVERlrfT: Ki,-ti BFPf nS i fl HARASSMENT,' LET'S Wlil THE SALE OF A J 0i- C GET THE FACTS vJjf IM5! , LIFETIME!', -iiiv ; I WHY V5 SIR EMEI?AL I fto ZZ7 I CAN'T STAND TO SE SIR BRILLIANT OK o8HCCP rrw T I llFKL SUIHY SSIS 60SH.,UK AT THOSE I J. CAN'T I I " J 3 EAT1K6THI5. lllf?3 SAP BfE&flPlN& iWrT PVTHM f 6 STEAK IN FR3NT FcK AsSCgAPFfSM AWWK1. I IN THE OTHER) f 2 0F&UMPE. - THE. MASTER RATE,.. . I ftOfA. 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J (1 -I FfiORDR $30 o . , , HW A MftTM f IF r K"MEW W IC Be UVlMd W (MO . INI CMATOM IINOKiTI MC r O0UIOOS6V cam oo AAoie7 (0 a E 3 ft&SF, MA'AM? Ti6 tSs'! TZTeifZC0llfip.6. its Si '1 fcAS!THAT WAY bi2 0 1 e 1M1 UCM o o Som HifYiAioyAN mmmms cm to urn 5 Motimuz ii m a unn tm- mix mm AN OMEN WASAMMgyt.... Jumble Horoscope (Z Unscramble these lour Jumbles, one letter lo each square, to form lour ordinary words. Mercurv mnvps inln T.ihra nf iVio X . vv- Gat lost f Jovce CEMIN mkk.m Jillson - HUSBY WHEN A "TOWS MAN 50W5 TOO MANY WILP TENCED ri i i scales and balance. Relationship communication expands into uncharted territory, perhaps giving you the chance to say what's needed. Focus on weighing opposite points of view. ARIES (March 21-April 19). Your partner will have a way of steadying your mind. Out-of-town fun travel is favored. Saturday, in love, you do well with Gemini. Sunday shows exciting group fun. TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Tonight you may find that having no set plans leads to more fun. Saturday, two possible romantic prospects could be of interest. Write a love letter on Sunday. GEMINI (May 21-June 21). It will be an active and productive week in your romantic life. Forget past emotional disappointments. Bright romantic prospects Saturday. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You have the ways and means of taking your friendships to a new level of satisfaction. On Saturday, you could fall for Gemini. Sunday finds you taking the lead socially. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Spend on yourself to raise your self-esteem and be more desirable in others' eyes, too. On Saturday, take pains to spare your partner's feelings. Group fun on Sunday. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Your partner may have a better idea of what is needed than you do. On Saturday, your easy patience leads to good times in romantic situations. Sparkling conversations on Sunday. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). The desire to share luxuries and good times with loved ones is stronger. Saturday, you find it easier to express love feelings. Sunday gets you out among friends. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. r 21). One of your secret romantic fantasies could come true this weekend. Love with Aries or Gemini on Saturday. A lesson on love may come on Sunday CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). You have a better chance of meeting someone when you dress your best. Desires are more easily satisfied ori Saturday. You could make someone's acquaintance on a trip Sunday. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Your natural good humor opens up social avenues this weekend. On Saturday, a reconciliation is possible, if you're willing to swallow your pride. Successful parties on Sunday. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Put any self-doubts about being lovable behind you. On Saturday, you may discover that you have a secret admirer. Sunday is fine for a romantic change of surroundings. r 0AT5, IT WON'T TAKE tone for: him to 6TAICT" LOOKINS ANNOYC I I fs I Now arrange the circled letters to form the surprise answer, as suggested by the above cartoon. HOROSCOPE HOTLINE For a personalized horoscope, lucky numbers and money and love advice, call the number below. Calls cost $1 a minute and must be made from a touch-tone phone. 1-900-446-1990 CANCER (June 22-July 22). A relationship soon could develop with someone you just met. On Saturday, be open about your passion and desires. Use Sunday to clear up an emotional misunderstanding. I YYY1" Print answer here: u A A A (Answer tomorrow) Yesterday's I JumblM: fAIRY RHYME BONNET KOWTOW Answer These days two can really Kvt as cheaply as one - F, BOTH WORK 7

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