The Cincinnati Enquirer from Cincinnati, Ohio on September 16, 1991 · Page 16
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The Cincinnati Enquirer from Cincinnati, Ohio · Page 16

Cincinnati, Ohio
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Monday, September 16, 1991
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B-4ComiCS THE CINCINNATI ENQUIRE-R Monday, September 16, 1991 t m II 1 i 1 a I ' 1" I The Far Side o R x- I ' !' 1 1 1 f J fjjlj 1 - Lfr v! f ' Jf ; : "The things you'll do to keep 'l m invested in making a purchase! X ''SorK'1 "He said I could have breakfast in bed I from moving out of the room." If there is a salesperson within " , ,., . i2J me worm, too, uaa . every morning. th3 sound of my voice. . ." The art of conversation I I MORNIN&S SUR ) I (1 a A fV 1 I RIGHT UP TO ABOUT I teSgRS? tfttSAmTo vVl I fffhl T l&TlR ' tt.HW CbMT I WUffV &CNWUL I IJU&T N A WMCH I f I g,ffSLr ) N I vKSVaK' EE I I US EFFoff ABEVOU AlWM.lTfe WIU,YW f4 1W TO uT6IVE EN? ' ISS haPZ l WAS MUCH LAZIER teAT THAT -r j ' HpMHHWyl ffBHIIanPfff 25 WHEN TOMMIE 6IVES HOMER THE LETTEft FROVi jKcLL HER AFTER SHE'S HOME I S) ITH INK VdOSHOULP CALL THIS IS WHEN MOST " li; If' N LIZ, HE IS SHOCKED ,,,,....,, ? A DAV OR TWO.' SHE'S S flNHE PND flSK HERTO PPRENTS SO iMHOTMAkP . -SH&'S 1 ! 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HEV, HEV P !f:5fV'Ife3:,r H flCff AlC AAAIP D E OF FAMOUS -REV. JESSE JACKSON FtAOE.VOUOAN -FAT ALBERT J -gJK&Sr' I ' H Vl'H' 015' J WI'lN 1111 (lll 5Jr -Jumble Horoscope He's at it again Unscramble these four Jumbles, one letter lo each square, to lorm tour ordinary words. Joyce Jillson GURAU M I V X M I MWBHWIIIlP'.ldll.'il m Ml PRUSN rnn I A slightly contentious Mars square to Uranus is what you can blame for fractious moments with business colleagues. The unpredictable element lies in the top management area of the sky, so the boss may be called away suddenly, or may make your life tougher. ARIES (March 21-April 19). If called into conference with the boss, listen closely and don't take offense. Those near you are under pressure and need your understanding. TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Travel, in-laws or legal matters are subject to sudden change, in some cases very beneficial. A shadowy problem may be brought out into the open. GEMINI (May 21-June 21). A secret love affair may be revealed, or you may be accused unfairly of having an affair (Why can't others tell that you mean no harm by flirting?) comes in urgent fashion, but it's a chance to prove what you can do. As the day progresses, a lucrative job offer can fall to you, perhaps by default, when someone else fails to fill the bill. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Practice calm under stormy conditions, because they'll soon blow over. A sudden romance may blossom and fade before' the sun sets. Communicate with children, who are nervous and frightened. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Pull all the tricks out of your diplomacy hat to meet cranky moods of family and important women in your life. You'll get credit for healing emotional wounds. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Expectations are dashed, then brought to life again. Though the ride is bumpy, it's mercifully short. Be careful in traffic and with all communications equipment. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Ride the tide of job uncertainty with your native confidence intact and you'll be rewarded. Care with valuables is necessary. It's best not to lend or borrow, despite offers. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Don't judge the present by the past. Nerves are edgy, so give others the benefit of doubt. If a bad break comes early in the day, a good one in afternoon makes everything all right again. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Truth comes out in ways that only you can understand, and your intuition was right all along. An investigation yields all sorts of useful data. Get extra rest, extra vitamins. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Associates call, some with troubles to talk over, some with good news or an offer for you. Be punctual, no one has patience to wait for you today. SEJERY I LJ I THE 50ViNAM9ULl5T'5 WALKIMS H43IT. HOROSCOPE HOTLINE For a personalized horoscope, lucky numbers and money and love advice, call the number below. Calls cost $1 a minute and must be made from a touch-tone phone. 1-900-446-1990 CANCER (June 22-Juty 22). Your partner needs loving understanding, but you feel like throttling them, instead. All can be worked out later in the day. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). New work AMLAMM iJ L-LJ Now arrange the circled letlers to lorm the surprise answer, as suggested by the above cartoon. Print answer here: HIII (Answers tomorrow) INFANT TYPHUS Jumbles: NERVY BOOTY Saturday's Answer: What do you gel when you cross an owl with a goat?-A "HOOT-E-NANNY" f

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