The Times Leader from Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania • Page 22

(Reg. 0. 8. Pat. Off.) Joe Reno SLEPT 406 HOURS IN ARTIFICIAL SLEEP the Spell of RAJAH YOGI Dallas, Texas June, 1930.

GENDERALLY A GERMAN GENTLEMAN WRITES -A MASCULINE LETTER OF FEMININE LOVE TO A NEUTER YOUNG GIRL WITH A FEMININE PEN AND FEMININE INK ON A MASCULINE SHEET OF NEUTER PAPER AND ENCLOSES IT IN A MASCULINE ENVELOPE WITH A FEMININE ADDRESS HE HAS A MASCULINE HEAD, A FEMININE HAND AND A NEUTER HEART (Explanation Tomervow) WHICH 15 OR TWO THIN WARMERONE THICK ONE Answer Tomorrow A DONKEY WHICH HAD FRANCIS SELDON WORKED 12 HRS. MULTI MILLIONAIRE WAS IMPRISONED IN UNDERGROUND IN THE PIKEVIEW THE BASTILE, Paris, MINE FOR 69 YEARS FOR COAL FORGOT WAS RIDICULING KING LOUIS XIVS BALD HEAD! THAT GRASS GOOD TO And when brought to the Surface REFUSED TO EAT IT! King Features Syndicate, Great EXPLANATION OF YESTERDAY'S CARTOON WHERE SNOW FALLS UP INSTEAD OF DOWN At the head of a valley near of Blowing Rock, North Carolina, is 8 natural phenomenon galled Blowing Rock, from which the town takes its name. There is a freak wind current which is continually blowing up over the edge of the precipice, making it impossible to throw newspapers, handkerchiefs or other light objects down into the valley. Snow and rain never fall down in the vicinity of this rock, but always blow up over the precipice. This suggestion was contributed by Tom Cushing, one of the bravest and most popular patients in the Walter Reed Hospital, Washington, D.

C. HARRY T. BRUNDIDGE BECAME A DOCTOR IN 57 DAYS Brundige, the famous reporter for the St. Louis Star, in the summer of 1923, 'went through" the medical diploma mill to expose its operations, He obtained high school and college credentials, and a medical diploma, in 57 days, which enabled him to expose the fakes. As a result of Brundidge's work the ring leaders were imprisoned, and many low-grade colleges were closed.

Man Who Was Shod With Horseshoes." TRY WILKES-BARRE RECORD, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY BELIEVE IT OR NOT By RIPLEY Giving Card Party For Miss Jean Dixon A benefit card party will be given on Friday evening, February 6, at Fort Durkee Hotel for Miss Jean Dixon, who is a patient in Nesbitt Memorial Hospital suffering from the effects of serious injuries sustained in an automobile accident several weeks ago. Friends of Miss Dixon will be hostesses. Because of the seriousness of Miss Dixon's injuries her recovery will be slow and friends have planned the affair to bring a bit of cheer to her during the long period of her convalescence. Elaborate arrangements have been made for the party. Prizes have been provided by the committee, one for.

each table. The door prize is to be a beautiful lamp. A diamond ring will be awarded. Sale of tickets has been brisk and the committee in charge has provided adequate accommodations for the hundreds of guests expected. Tickets may be enrocured, at the hotel or from the committee.

Entertainment will be furnished by Gussie Brennan Mitchell, Grace Ichter Griffith and Buddy Brennan. The committee: Chairman, Mrs. Wolfe; secretary, Miss Mary Atwood; hostesses, Mrs. Charles Buck, Miss. Nan McCarthy, Miss Gertie Cannon, Mrs.

Charles Burtt, Miss Betty Graham, Miss Josephine Laird, Mrs. Lawrence Barrett, Mrs. Charles Coons, Mrs. John Bennett, Miss Katherine Narkin, Mrs. Marie Lynch, Mrs.

Gussie B. Mitchell; Prizes, Miss Belinda Reilly, Mrs. Margaret Mellis; tickets, Miss Emma Gormley, Mrs. Edward Wolfe, Mrs. William Dyke, Miss Mary Austin, Miss Alice Tea, Miss Betty Burke, Miss Sue Levenda.

Guests are requested to take their own cards. Hundreds Attend Opening Of Bazar Several hundred persons last night attended the first night of the indoor bazar conducted by St. Patrick's parish in the parish on Parrish street. A feature of the program of entertainment was a vaudeville skit by the Rosebuds. The large crowd which attended the bazar discovered many interesting features including novelty booths.

Special entertainment has been provided for tonight and will include several vaudeville acts. The bazar will continue each night during the remainder of the week. Irene C. Loftus was awarded a door prize last night of a sewing cabinet. WILLIE WILLIS RV RORERT QUILLEN "That new kid don't fight fair.

I bad him down rubbin' dirt in his ears an' he tried to bite me." (Copyright 1931, Syndicate) 3, 1931 BRIEF MENTION WALTER'S Vitality Shoes for stylish ease After searching every market for the best footwear a de in America for women at moderate prices, we have just received from the International Shoe Company a large shipment of Vitality Shoes, which sell at $5 and $6 See them you'll recognize their style immediately. Try them on--you'll feel their comfort with the first step. And when you find they're only $5 and $6, you'll realize that Vitality Health Shoes just can't be matched at these prices. Let us show you our wide assortment of styles. All smart, new Spring models in Black, Beige, and Brown kidskins.

All sizes and widths- -so you can can surely be fitted with absolute comfort. WELT VITALITY Health Shoe Walter's RELIABLE SHOE STORE 23 Public Square Wilkes-Barre, Pa. GAMES for WINTRY NIGHTS Tramelot HOKUM (The Baby Bingo) BACKGAMMON CAMELOT JAPOLA PIGGITY BRIDGE SETS GAME BOARDS GAMES FOR OLD AND YOUNG KLIPPLE'S 71-73 SO. MAIN ST. PROTECT YOUR EVES Genuine KRYPTONS The Very Best Invisible LeE 50 5 to see Near and Far.

Ground in one piece, complete with frame and glasses, examination. special for Reg. $20.00 $7.50 DR. WILLIAM BROWN Optometrist and Eyesight Specialists 2 EAST MARKET ST. Second Floor Cor.

Public Square Estab. 20 Years in Wilkes-Barre, Pa. This offer includes our 2-year ervice FREE. No eye drops used. Children's Eyesight Corrected.

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SHOR 28 PUBLIC SQUARE Two Doors From Benesch Phone W-8. 3-7332 Kingston Athletics Receipts Are $8,000 Today's Horoscope -Persons born on day are shrewd bargainers and good shoppers. Legion Post to Meet WilkesBarre Post 132, American Legion, will meet tonight at the post home. Today's this date, in 1917, the United States severed diplomatic relations with Germany. Wilson Death Anniversary Today is the seventh anniversary of the death of Woodrow iWison, war president.

Choral Society Rehearses--The Greater Wilkes-Barre Choral society held a rehearsal last evening in Y. M. C. A. Some new selections were introduced.

Church Men's Dinner Annual dinner for men of the First M. E. church will be held in the church parlors on Friday, February 18. Several noted speakers have been obtained. Fixes Commencement Date Wilkes-Barre General Hospital Training school for Nurses will hold its annual commencement in Coughlin high school auditorium on May 14.

Alterations Permitted -Building permits were granted yesterday to Isidore Freed for alterations at 241 East Market street and to Thomas S. Morgan for repairing damage recently caused by a fire at 316 Madison street. 2 Amplifiers For Scout MeetAmplifiers will be used at the scout inspection. The system be installed by William Govern, a former scoutmaster. Members of the Onondaga club will serve as ushers at the rally.

200,000 Pulaski Stamps ArriveWilliam E. Newhart, acting postmaster, last night announced that 200,000 Pulaski stamps had been received at the Wilkes-Barre post office and that they could be had in any quantity desired. Water League to Meet pal Water Ownership league will meet in the offices of the organization in Laning building this evening. William Williams, vice president, will be in charge. Matters pertaining to the organization will be considered.

Chamber to Erect Road SignsInvitation signs will 1 be placed at strategic points along highways adjacent to Wilkes-Barre, according to plans of the Chamber of Commerce. Twelve signs, 42 feet by 12 feet, will be erected before the completion of the program on June 1. Caught Under Prop Caught under a prop when a scaffold collapsed, Willis Parker, 45, of Butler street, Shickshinny, suffered left shoulder and chest yesterday in mine of West End Coal Co. at Mocanaqua. His condition is favorable in Nanticoke State hospital.

Street Widening Conference--At this afternoon's meeting of city council the city engineer will be authorized to confer with public utility representatives, about proposed widening of South Pennsylvania avenue from Market to Washington street from 0 NorthNorthampton a streets and of South to South streets. Routine business wil be transacted. Forest Fire Damage According to W. S. Swingler, forester of the Wyoming district, which includes Northumberland, Columbia, Luzerne, Wyoming, Sullivan and parts of Lycoming and Montour counties, fires In 1930 burned over an erea of 20,048 acres, causing damage to the extent of $344,406.

A total of $56,970 was expended to fight fires in this area. Chernow Promoted Harold Gabrilove of Scranton has been transferred by the ParamountPublix to this city as assistant to Morris Rosenthal, manager of the Capitol theatre. Gabrilove succeeds Samuel Chernow who goes to the Irving theatre, South Main assistant to, Al Coxe, manager. Gabrilove has been assistant manager of the Capitol theatre, Scranton. Vail, Advisor Confer- Col.

Robert M. Vail, United States marshal, and Attorney Nicholas Beckett, legal advisor to the prohibition department of the Middle district, conferred yesterday at Scranton on destruction of equipment used for the manufacture of illegal beverages. Orders have been issued by the federal court for destruction of such equipment, including a 000 plant seized near Danville in a recent raid. About 300 barrels of high test beer and 500 cases of home brew will also be destroyed. Will Attend Conference -Several social welfare workers of the city will attend the conference on social welfare work to be held in Reading, February 25 to 28.

An extensive program has been arranged for each of the four days of the conference. College Registration Registration for College Misericordia extension classes for the second semester will be held at 161 South Washington, street, February 3, from Wilkes-Barre, 4:30 8 p. m. Classes will begin on Thursday, February 5. Wall Lends Automobile Through the courtesy of George Wall, county commissioner, WilkesBarre Branch, Pennsylvania Association the Blind, has been granted the use of automobile to be used in the county wide survey of blind being made George Hackenburg, field representative of Pennsylvania Council for the W.

C. T. U. To Meet West Pittston W. C.

T. U. will meet this afternoon at 3 in the Methodist Episcopal church, West Pittston. Man Bitten By Dog Joseph Andorekeis, 37, of 474 South Grant street, was treated in Mercy hospital last night after being bitten on right leg by a dog. BUSINESS NOTICES MEMORIALS Made of the Highest Grade Granite and Marble JONES.

ABBOTT MARTIN, INC. 56-58 N. Pennsylvania Ave. DR. J.

B. WATROUS, CHIROPODIST 22 WEST NORTHAMPTON ST. NEAR FRANKLIN Dial 2-8216 DR. IRENE E. LEWIS FOOT SPECIALIST 509 Miners Bank Bldg.

Phone 2-1308 W. B. L. M. NEWSBIGLE Chiropodists- -Foot Specialists ALL.

FOOT AILMENTS TREATED 411-12 Meyer Bldg. Bell 4-1618 1 Comprehensive report of Kingston high school athletic association which shows a balance of $3,693, was given at the regular meeting. of Dorrance, Kingston president, board last night. Receipts from football totalled $7,793.11,. greatest amounts having been received games with Coughlin, Plymouth and Plains.

Including $179 received at boys' basketball games and $5 received at girls' games, total receits were about $8,000. Chief item among expenditures was the amount paid to opponents, $2,283.58. Other expenditures for officials, medical care and equipment brought the total to $4,308.16. The board voted last night to donate old benches to the borough to be used in the burgess' court. Offer of Wyoming Historical and Geological society to keep cuts from William Brewster's History of Kingston township was accepted and permission was to the society to lend the cityen Permission for the presentation of the motion picture, The King of Kings, in Kingston high school on March 3 was granted.

Investigate Attack Upon Restaurateur City police are holding James Rennie, proprietor of a restaurant on South Pennsylvania avenue, near South street, who was treated in General hospital early yesterday morning for two stab wounds on the right leg. Rennie, police said, declared he was walking on South Pennsylvania avenue yesterday morning at 2:30 when an automobile pulled up to the curb and stopped. Two men, Rennie told police, jumped from tthe machine and attacked him. After treatment in the hospital Rennie was taken to headquarters for investigation. Though there were two holes in his underwear, police said that there were no marks in the topcoat or trousers Rennie was wearing at the time of the alleged attack.

said the underwear was bloodsoaked, but that the trousers and other wearing apparel were without blood. Youth Hit By Motor Car Hit by an automobile while running to catch a street car, Frank Luguski, 18, of 539 South Main street, suffered broken right knee last night. He is. in Mercy hospital. Presenting the Entirely New Royal Typewriter With the New Segment Shift Faster, sturdier, decidedly easier to operate.

Compare the work! Dial 4-0316 for a demonstration. A. GRAF Royal Typewriter Distributor, 62 W. Market St. Dial 4-0316.

UNITY CENTER Every Tuesday Night at 8:30 Everybody Welcome Women's Clubhouse 83 N. River St. Dial 2-8701 Established in Underwear Medium weight underwear of good fabrics is comfortable, in all but extremes of weather. The advantage offered by our underwear is that of careful attention to detail in the matter of make and fit. Undergarments sold by us are roomy without being bulky; they have coziness without clumsiness.

Wide selection and moderate prices are additional inducements. JORDAN'S 9 W. Market Street IT Substantial Reductions All Through The Store Now During Our Semi-Yearly Furniture Clearance Now Attracting The Thrifty From All Over Wyoming Valley Outfitting 0 0 My -163 -415 S.M St Vollrath Ware Off That long wearing, fine enameled ware in every color to match present day kitchensYellow Green Blue White Gray with Coral edging best known of all enamel ware Wanted pieces like Percolators Dish Pans Tea and Coffee PotsDouble Boilers- Sauce PansTea Kettles and other needed utensils in the kitchenLEWIS AND BENNETT HARDWARE CO 4 AND 6 NO-MAIN ST Established 1826 MARRIAGE LICENSES Anna Latsko Wilkes-Barre Eugene C. Gallagher Wilkes Barre Frank Slucki Swoyerville Cecelia Shebli Larksville James Saunders Plymouth Mary Kilpatrick Larksville Joseph Hamary Nanticoke Marie S. Siejak Nanticoke Joseph B.

Berneski Wilkes-Barre Anna Kaminonka Wapwallopen Guylielmo Cironzelli Pittston Ethel Riccetti Pittston Stanley Bogdon Sugar Notch Julia Walcheski Sugar Notch Anthony Lipinski Swoyerville Cecelia Olshefski Swoyerville Philip H. Goldsworthy Hazleton Marion T. Belesko Hazleton Joseph Herschel Hazle Twp. Helen Rinkavitch Hazleton George Sesarak Hazleton Margaret Bacon Hazleton Lawrence J. Anselmi, Garfield, N.

J. Mary Dilazaio Hazleton Heights BIRTHS KIERAN-To Mr. and Mrs. Francis Patrick Kieran, 426 South River street, in Homeopathic hospital, January 28, 1931, a daughter. ZIDOCK-To Mr.

and Mrs. Jacob Zidock, 14 Prospect street, Janu26, 1931, a son. SUCHOSKI To Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Suchoski, 17 South Cleveland street, January 28, 1931, son.

MARTINEZ To Mr. and Mrs. Manuel Martinez, 71 McCarragher street, January 26, 1931, a son. FRANCKOWAK-To Mr. and Mrs.

John Franckowak, 59 Anthracite street, January 25, 1931, a daughter. ANDES- -To Mr. and Mrs. Harry Andes, 354 Stanton street, January 23, 1931, a son. KRATZ To Mr.

and Mrs. Frederick Edward Kratz, 108 Holland street, January 27, 1931, a daughter. DEATHS MORGAN- At Plymouth, February 2, 1931, Lewis Morgan, 60, of pneumonia. SKEREL In Nesbitt Memorial hospital, February 2, 1931, William Skerel, 45, of Swoyerville, following operation. DOUGHERTY In Wilkes-Barre, February 2, 1931, Mrs.

Michael Dougherty, 41, of pneumonia. TARS 1931, -At Marie Swoyerville, Jarski, February infant daughter of Mr. and Mrs. John Jarski, 82 Owen street, Swoyerville, of complications. FARR-At Forty Fort, February 2, 1931, Robert Farr, infant son of Mr.

and Mrs. Clifford Farr, 1412 Murray street, Forty Fort, of complications. LAMB In Atlantic City, January 29, 1931, James J. Lamb, 62, formerly of this city, of complications. ZECH-In Wilkes-Barre, February 2, 1931, Walter Zech, 40, of complications.

WILLIAMS Tunkhannock, February 2, 1931, Lois Jeanne Williams, infant daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Frank M. Williams, formerly of Kingston, of pneumonia. WHITE--At White Haven, February 2, 1931, Thomas White, 36, of.

Wilkes-Barre, of complications. KIEFE- -At February 1931, Maurice J. Kiefe, 58, disease. GORMAN- In Wilkes February 2, 1931, Thomas, H. Gorman, of Inkerman.

of heart disease STAIR- In Wilkes-Barre, February 2, 1931, Mrs. Nancy A. Stair, 71, of complications. MARRIAGES MARRIAGES At Kingston, January 24, 1931, by Rev. Ralph A.

George Wallace Douglas of Woodstock, Ontario, and Miss Jane Mary Hughes of Kingston. FUNERALS FUNERALS John Patsko, from rear 691 Hazle street, this morning at 10 with services in St. Matthew's Slovak Evangelical church. Maple Hill cemetery. William Shepherd, from 37 New street, Hudson, this afternoon at 2 with further services in Plains M.

E. church at 2:30. Hollenback cemetery. Remains may be viewed at home only. Stanley Eddy, from Scureman funeral parlors, Wyoming, this afternoon at 2, Rev.

George Summerson officiating. Shawnee cemetery. Winifred McAndrew, from 911 Grove street, Avoca, Wednesday morning at 9 with requiem high mass in St. Mary's church at 9:30. Church cemetery.

Mrs. Blodwen Pugh, from home on Third avenue, Kingston, this afternoon at 2:30. Hanover Green cemetery. Mrs. Elizabeth Jones, from 224 Parrish street, this afternoon at 1:30 with further services in Second Welsh Congregational church at 2, Rev.

E. S. Jenkins and Rev. Glyn Williams officiating. Hollenback cemetery.

Mrs. Sarah Christopher, from Daniels residence, 71 South Bennett street, Kingston, this afternoon at 2. Hanover Green cemetery. Urban, from 74 Millberry street, Swoyerville, this morning at 9 with requiem high mass in Holy Trinity church, Maltby. Church cemetery.

Mrs. Michael Riley, from 68 Lynnwood avenue, Iona Place, this morning at 9 with requiem high mass in St. Aloysius' church. St. Vincent's cemetery.

Mrs. John J. McCarthy, from 837 Mill street, Avoca, this morning with requiem high mass Mary's church. Church cemetery." Mrs. Ellen Zirnhelt, from 258 Kidder street, this morning at 9 with requiem high mass in St.

Nicholas' church at 9:30. Church cemetery, Shavertown. Mrs. Botticelli, from 270 Lincoln street, this morning at 9 with solemn high requiem mass in Holy Rosary church. St.

Mary's cemetery. Mrs. Amy Sands, from 17 North State street, this afternoon at, 2. Oaklawn cemetery. Thomas Moore, from 305 Slope street, Warrior Run, this morning at 9 with requiem high mass in St.

Charles' church. Church cemetery. Warren Edgar, from Scureman residence, 14 Sturdevant street, city, Wednesday afternoon 2 with private services. West Pittston cemetery. John B.

Quick, from Kniffen chapel, 465 South Main street, this afternoon at 2. New Columbus cemetery. -David Jones, from 12 Beekman street, Wednesday afternoon at 2. Denison cemetery. MOONEY Funeral Director Ambulance Service 129-31 S.

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It will pay you Dr. Flaherty 10 Weitzenkorn Bldg. Entrance on Public Square 31 YEARS ON THE SQUARE Is The Plumbing In Your Home Efficient? Check over your plumbing equipment now. The fixtures on display in our showroom are priced very. low, our service is the best possible and we will gladly inspect your plumbing equipment without charge.

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WILKES A. J. Roat Supply Co. KINGSTON CORNERS KINGSTON Sale Of Millers Falls and Mohawk Hand Drills Never before have these Fine Tools been offered at these ridiculous prices. All guaranteed PERFECT.

Lot No. 1 89c Not No. 2 $1.13 Lot No. 3 $1.79 Lot No. 4 $2.19 Lot No.

5 $2.59 Lot No. 6 $2.79 Lot No. 7 $3.39 All New Factory Stock Worth Up to $4.25 Regularly COME IN! Millers Falls Breast Drills Regularly up to $5.25 Also in the Sale! Lot No. 8 $2.39 Lot No. 9 $3.19 Lot No.

10 $4.19 Millers Falls Bitt Braces Lot No. 11 $3-69 A fine 10-inch sweep brace. Regularly to $4.65. White Hardware Co. Cor.

East Market and South Washington Sts. WILKES-BARRE A. J. Roat Supply Co. KINGSTON CORNERS KINGSTON and This.