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G-8's favorite 6ong was "Raggin' the Scale." The Ralston Straight Shooter Pledge of Allegiance contained four parts, the last of which read as follows: "I promise to shoot straight with Tom Mix by eating at least three bowls of Ralston every week, because I know that Ralston, the Straight Shooter's cereal, will keep me strong and healthy and make a better straight shooter all around." Tom Mix, before he finally died in 1940 (the Tom Mix Club of Lisbon, Portugal, gave up movies for two weeks as a sign of mourning), was shot 12 times, knifed 22 times, injured 47 times In movie stunting, blown up once with dynamite, and married three times. THE GIRL FRIEND of Buck Rogers' arch enemy, Killer Kane, was named Ar-dala. Buck's copilot was named Wilma Deering. Dick Tracy's girl friend (and eventual wife) was Tess Trueheart. Her father, Jeremiah Trueheart (although his wife called him Emil, for some strange reason), was shot to death by robbers when he tried to keep them from taking his life savings of $1000.

Tarzan means "white skin" In ape language. The she-ape which nurtured the orphaned year-old boy, scion of the English House of Greystone, was named Kala. Tarzan's fearful jungle yodel actually was a mixture of Johnny Weissmuller's scream, a soprano singing high and a recording of a hyena's howl played backwards. Flash Gordon attended Yale, where he majored in polo. He and his sweetheart, Dale Arden, were kidnaped by a crazed genius, Dr.

Hans Zarkov, and placed aboard a rocket ship Zarkov had built to escape the imminent collision between Earth and the planet Mongo (at least it was imminent in 1934). Zarkov eventually came to his senses, vhlch is more than can be said for Flash. IF YOU BREAK DOWN the following message on a Little Orphan Annie secret code card (there never was a Little Orphan Annie secret code ring, although Annie's radio sponsor turned out a metal decoder badge in 1936): "8-36-18-28-22-30-44-2-24-40-18-28-10," you will come up with, "Drink Ovaltine." Jack Armstrong attended Hudson High, whose fight song was, "Wave the flag for Hudson High, boys show them how we stand! Ever shall our team be champions known throughout the land! Rah Rah Boola Boola Boola Boola." Two long whistles, in Jack Armstrong's secret whistle code means, "Important news! Meet me at once!" And if any of this makes any sense to you at all, pal, you're getting a little old around the edges. If it doesn't, you don't know what you missed. 5.00 4.00pei,i IK 4's' 1 1 Vff 'i 'IZW 1 jmku We'd love to introduce you to Komar, our newest lingerie group We're delighted to bring you this lovely group of lingerie; moderate in price, but extravagant in beauty.

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BUT HE SAID IT was worth it because the American planes had dropped tons of bombs on Laos, which was more tonnage than was dropped by the allies during all of World War The Defense Department official said, "We will continue our air strikes along the Ho Chi Minh Trail." "The important thing to keep in mind," he continued, "is that the season is coming up, and this will make it much for Hanoi to "Asked why his briefing did not necessarily jell with those press stories coming out of Saigon, the Defense Department official replied, "In regard to press coverage of the war, I would like to refer you to Vice President Agnew's recent fund-raising speech in when he said the press and television media were and so on and so forth." WASHINGTON Everyone seems to have his own opinion as to how successful the Laos operation was. The administration has indicated it's quite pleased with the incursion. Some reporters went so far as to describe it as a "rout." ONCE AGAIN the poor American public doesnt know whom to believe. To make It easier I have decided to let everybody write his own news story and "tell it as it is" according to his own feelings on the war. Just fill in the blanks.

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Ford related this conversation the next morning to Michigan's Republican congressmen, giving the impression Mr. Nixon was ready to intervene. In the ensuing conversation, there was talk of pardoning Calley. Some congressmen got the idea Mr. Nixon had discussed a pardon.

But Ford told us flatly the President did not mention pardoning. Nevertheless, word filtered into a shocked House Republican cloakroom that a pardon was in Mr. Nixon's mind. THAT VERY SAME evening of March 31, Costin's restaurant In downtown Washington was the scene of a dinner meeting by the Republican Regulars, a semisecret society of conservative congressmen, now outraged over the Calley verdict. The speaker happened to be White House political aide Harry Dent, who told them not to worry.

Dent was not specific, but everybody thought he was promising White House intervention. There were, however, some Republican dissenters. Speaking to the Republican Regulars just after Dent was one of Washington's wisest men, former presidential counselor Bryce Harlow. Harlow eloquently urged the congressmen to let the judical process work words to be remembered into the future by the President and his men. By ROWLAND EVANS ROBERT NOVAK WASHINGTON: Suspicion that President Nixon's motives in the Calley case were political is reinforced by his telephone call to his House floor leader, Rep.

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William L. Calley Jr. What's more, a handful of White House aides feels the President was not only playing politics but bad politics. They believe the hysterical public reaction against the court-martial conviction burst in. He would have been better advised, they feel, to keep quiet or endorse blindfolded justice dispensed under written law.

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