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THE CINCINNATI Kft Vlltlift Wednesday, Dlarclt 20, lf18 Page 6 RELAX WITH RICITTER. THE WORD GAME. SCAPULAR (Scapular: skap' ler. In a monk' THE KIBITZER By Frances G. Tyler Walter WINCHELL Copyrlght, (be Bearat Corp.) habit, a sleeveless outer garment.) Average mark 25 word Time limit 25 minutes Can you find 28 or more common A bridge player must have some English words in "scapular?" The there are some who prefer to lead low from three to an honor.

Tales Of The Town. RUSS BROWN, of "The Red Mill" hit, told it last night list will be published tomorrow, thing in the back of his mind when he opens with a two bid, refuses to allow his partners, low penalty Rules of the Game: 1. Words Many seasons ago when Billy K. Wells was a burlesque comic (putty must be of four or more letters i i 'WW i jr isspwr li ii aim i double to stand and then jumps the bidding to one trick above game. 2.

Words which acquire four letters nose, baggy pants, etc.) he opened in a no. i wneei ceny-w at AiDany A No. 2 wheel show toured the small-time circuit, and this one was a floperetta Wells thought so, too, and turned in his I mm iHu The Kibitzer will answer any questions on contract or auction bridge or any other card game. Enclose a stamped envelope for personal rsply. HAMNAff lZk- by the addition of such as On this deal North and South "bats," "cats," are not used.

3. Only The same week at th iotice were vulnerable, East and West, not; and North and South had 60 OVER AT THE Simplon tome No. 1 Wheel Theater there was one form of a word is used. Proper names are not used. good girlesk show Abe Lea- on score, which may have had some of the horn-tooters were discussing Yesterday's Word Stowing vitt owned it was slightly thing to do with the bidding.

a jive band leader and his wife, who had just divorced. "deef" The burlesque show- STC 7 6 sign sting tongs wont sing swing twigs into folks tepeed at the same hotel and "Who," asked Tom. Reddy, "got 9 A 10 they were in the lobby after cur custody of the reefers snow ting twins ingot sowing- towns owing gist stow towing wings gowns tain-time talkine shop -ne 8 2 night Wells (to impress the others) A 10 9 8 5 3 7 4 TWO MERCHANTS, David Ter greeted Leavitt: "Hello, ADe: 5 3 4 2 EXTENSION Of Draft Law Urged By American Legion In Calling Attention To "Unsettled Condition Of Times." Washington, March 19 (INS) Leavitt shouted: "Saw you I) 9 8 7 6 4 3 enable them "to give a complete this afternoon!" "Howjoo ry reports, were discussing tne success of a third "In two 10 3 7 6 5 account of the service rendered. like it?" called out Billy years," said the first, "he became Meanwhile, representatives of the "Stinx!" hollered Leavitt. "Scenery a millionaire "On," said the None A 10 8 6 2 5 2 A 9 4 I ft til 1 lousv! Girls are hags! Jokes old other indifferently, "today to be Sine-era off kev! Pretty rotten American Legion, the Veterans of Foreign Wars and the Congress of Industrial Organizations praised millionaire, you first have to have show!" South opened the bidding with at least $200,000." "T'm leavinsr it next week!" two hearts, and West bid two "Well," was the retort, "that The American Legion called upon Congress tonight to extend the draft law as long as necessary to veiled Wells.

Secretary Robert P. Patterson's appointment of a board of former much he ain't got" A bigot spades, which North doubled. East passed, and South jumped to four "Well," barked Abe, "that'll help was trying to brush off Max Me- enable the United States to keep officers and enlisted men to in some!" I 1 1 4 its commitments in a turbulent vestigate charges of discrimination foofsky and exploded: "One of my ancestors signed the Declaration world. and indicated that they would have AN AMERICAN soldier, serving of Independence!" Col. John Thomas Taylor, th testimony to give.

as a front line Russian liaison in- Oh, netz" yelled Max. "One of Legislative representatives of Copi 1S46, King Fcium ixrvtd terprcter, advised a Red Army my ancestors signed the Ten Com both veterans' organizations issued Manor of the importance of the hearts, which all passed and which it is easy to see was not nearly enough. But South should really blame no one but himself. He had a perfect bid available, the overcall in opponent's suit, and failed to use it. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.

In leading partner's suit against a suit contract, is it not customary to lead the highest? If mandments!" statements calling anew for pay sleep "I really should wake him or he won't be able to when he gets home!" newly arrived newspaper corre spondent "Dorothy legion's legislative director, acting upon instructions of the legion's Policy Management Committee, meeting in Indianapolis, urged that selective service be continued until the "unsettled conditions of the times" are thoroughly resolved. lems was urged by Mayor James ment of terminal leave pay to en A FAMED SOCIETY woman Is listed men, as is now paid to G. Stewart. he said impressively. "In America officers.

she is a very famous anti-Fascist Commenting on the effect the quite a bore at parties because she insists she is the reincarnation of famed women of centuries Nvlnnc Tn Of fir Arc Onlvf "What is that to be famous ee parking would have on city In a resolution submitted to Con Whenever anyone starts talk- fourth best is led and it happens about?" said the indifferent officer, "Russia is full of them." Shuttle Busses Start raffle conditions, Joseph R. ng she invariably interrupts with: to be the deuce, wouldn't partner Gardner, President of the Cincin assume that the leader was out CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE. 'I was an Egyptian princess 4,000 nati Automobile Club, said: and could trump the next round? years ago, and you are right." The other evening this character The city has outgrown the Army Sells Its "Surplus" Civil Sen ice Puts Emphasis On Kank In New Form. of Commerce for its part in launching the shuttle service. He emphasized, however, that, until results of horse-and-buggy days of parking pulled it on a Greek diplomat, who kept gabbing when she popped off gress, the legion committee said: "The American Legion recommends to Congress the continuance of the Selective Service Act in view of the unfinished commitments of World War II and the unsettled conditions of the times." Taylor pointed out that the United States is "dismantling and laying up a great part of its fleet," and disposing of surplus war materials, plants and tools.

Unless there are two touching honors, the correct lead of par-ner's suit, holding four of that suit, is fourth best. If it happens to be the deuce, partner need not front of store windows." She interrupted again with: operation have been noted, the service would be considered It wasn't like that when I was Washington, March 19 (AP) with Pocahontas!" The Greek FIVE PRISONERS PAE0LED. assume that it is a singleton, since Army sales of nylon stockings to Walter A. Draper, President of glared but went on She inter Five men sentenced to the Ohio he can count the cards in his suit in dummy and his own hand, and "officers only" and a new Civil Two Washington men were arguing about the Argentine elec- tion, and one said: "Peron is winning it hands down." "You mean," said the other, "hands up!" A LATIN -AMERICAN told the State Dept's Spruille Btaden: "Well, the Argentine people have spoken and they have favored Peron." "Whenever," said Braden, "the people in Argentina have spoken so you could hear them it has been a cry for help." EDWARD BROADLEY recalls rupted again witn: "iou act as the Cincinnati Street Railway declared: "We are very fortunate in being able to establish the though you don't believe me when Penitentiary from Hamilton County were paroled yesterday by the Ohio Service application blank placing stress on rank swelled outcries to the bidding will tell him whether Declarer holds the remaining cards in that suit or his partner. say I lived 4,000 years ago." master Corps announced that sales to men officers had been halted.

The Civil Service application blank is a new standard form to be filled out by veterans seeking Federal employment. It asks in five places for the service rank or rating of applicants, a circumstance which led to inquiries as to the motive. In response, the Civil Service Pardon and Parole Commission in "Madam," he bowed, "I don't Against a no-trump contract you look 1,000 years younger." Ulcer Stomach Pains CAS, INDIGESTION, BURNING Due to Excess Stomach Acid Don't neelect burnine stomach or ulcer pain downtown loop bus line because we are extremely short of bus equipment. It just happens that the need for the shuttle bus service comes during hours in the day Columbus, the Associated Press reported. The parolees and charges on which they were convicted are CHUCK BARNETT was at the the fourth best should be led in opening partner's suit, unless the leader holds touching honors.

With three to an honor, against a no- day against what Army critics call a "caste system." The nylons, 25,000 pairs which the Army procured for Wacs and nurses and now finds surplus, were placed on sale on Thursday at the quartermaster sales store at the Stork bar and saw a patron getting well-loaded "Whatinell's William Bashears, automobile theft; Parris Foster, pickpocketing; Juhn due to excess acid. Get a 25c box of UDGA-Tablets from your drugpst and make easy, quick home trial. Over 200 million used. when we have equipment to Commission issued a press release explaining that the questions are he trying to do?" he asked Jimmy rligniy recommenaea jot relieving trump contract, the correct lead is low from the honor. Against heartburn, indigestion, soar or upset stoma cH Humphrye, burglary; Robert Gregg, burglary, and Sidney Moore, grand larceny and receiving and concealing stolen goods.

spare." Continued cooperation between city officials and civic organizations in attacking municipal prob- and other hyperacid symptoms. 5-mtmite trial1 convinces or DOUBLE YOUR MONEY "CK. "designed to obtain detailed information as to the training" veterans received when in service and to a suit contract most players leaa the highest of partner's suit, but AdV. War College here, a store from which enlisted men customarily are barred at all Army posts. the time in London wnen Artnur Bourchier feuded with critic Beer-bohn Tree Although not supposed to be on speaking terms they were seated next to each other at a dinner party Said Bourchier: "Have you seen my new play?" "No," said Tree, "what is it called?" 'Whitewashing said Bourchier.

"I hear," intoned Tree, "it is called 'Papering the at tne Dar. "Win an Oscar, I guess," was the snapper. IN MIAMI BEACH Chico Marx is at the Beachcomber and the Ritz Brothers are at the Copaca-bana For a fortnight one of those planes flew over the city with a streamer reading: "Chico Marx now at the Beachcomber!" Officers, both men and women, rushed to buy them at 87 cents a pair. But today, as newspapers publicized the matter, the Quarter- the streamer warning: "Don't The other day a second plane tailed go! Ritz Bros." YANK MAG'S Jim Kenney (when it was published in the Pacific sector) tells of the atomic bomb scientist who had a dream that The "Justiteh99 he was working on a super bomb when it accidentally exploded, killing every living thing except two monkeys When one of them recovered from the shock the male turned to his mate and said: "Lis-sen, Dollpuss, I think we'd better make our future platonic Darwin may have been right!" Child's Dress A NEW YORK official (who was searching for a temporary home for the UNO) reported to the com mittee that when he applied for space at Hunter College he received a Bronx cheer. "The Bronx cheer?" echo'd another.

"Isn't that nice? At least Spotlighting the we are welcome somewhere!" WHEy RAY MILLAXD joined Hags Ragland for dinnrr at Toots' it was so bust il iras almost half an hour before Tools came over, Before he. arrived Milland won dered where Toots was "He piobubbly's down in the cellar." suid Rays, "boininy the 10)1 prices!" "THESE ARE the Russians" tells this one: Before the war one of the most popular Soviet writers courted an actress by writing passionate verses to her. Some of in NEW YORK CENTRAL TpHE first New York Central coaches of tomorrow are coming off the production lines today. And they're leading a parade of luxury passenger cars the biggest new car order any railroad ever placed There'll be more than 700 brand-new cars equivalent to 52 up-to-the-minute streamliners. And they'll be fairly alive with advanced travel features, hand-picked by 10,000 passengers in a thoroughgoing survey of today's travel tastes.

them were printed in newspapers and mags. (Egad, Russians also like gossip!) All Russia followed the romance breathlessly, the verses were collected and published together with many more intimate ones. When a publisher asked Stalin for his opinion of the poetry, Stalin scoffed: "That's the kind of hook which should have been printed in two copies. One for him and one for her!" NOTRE DAME, famous 700-year-old French cathedral, is threatened with destruction by a horde of stone-eating microbes, according to the Paris radio. Some experts predict a quick end, while others claim the structure's demise won't take place for many years When broadcasters questioned the man on the street as to how he felt about the impending tragedy, Luxury Coaches! Nearly five solid ftp If fill ft 110 a Frenchman replied with true streamlined, air-conditioned beauties with improved lean-back seats, wide view windows, and spacious dressing bring you new luxury at low coach fares.

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Deep cushioned divans and easy chairs. Refreshment and vast sightseeing windows. Teachers Are To Meet II If In Columbus Tomorrow Seven Cincinnati physical educa tion instructors are to attend the Midwest Physical Education Association convention, starting tomorrow in Columbus. W. K.

Strpit. Director of Physical Education. Cincinnati Public Schools, will be Qiscussion leader at one of the ses THE STORE III CENT jf jix sions and toastmaster at the dinner Saturday night. Others attending include Miss Olive Ewan, Dr. Robert Nohr, Angus E.

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