RIDICULOUS ANSWERS GIVEN. Vatkin, who is well educated and known locally as an astute Russian with a wife and family, insisted on telling the census enumerator before that was two thousand Police Inspector Forbes Crutckshanks that he was born on earth and did not know where. He said did not have a wife and then when he was cornered said that the woman who was his wife is now his sister and that he had 110 children.