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Page 4 • Tuesday, August 17, 1999 • The Seguin Gazette-Enterprisg • Seguin, Texas Comics FoxTrot iwniiiifiiiiii by Chdrles Schul i! ;» WOULD YOU LIKE HELP CONFIGURING YOUR DESKTOP? h WOULD YOU LIKE HELP CONNECTING To THE INTERNET? NO. NO. WOULD YOU LIKE TO RON MY HELPFUL ONLINE TUTORIAL? No.' No.' No.' I WANT To FIGURE YOU ouT THE HARD WAY.' SAID i COULD RUN MY TUTORIAL WITH THE _ SOUND TuToRiAL' OFF. LOOK WHAT I FOUND.. AN OAR! 8-17 TH15 PROVES IM THEORY THAT THIS WHOLE DB5ERT USED TO BE UNDER WATER.. OR MY OTHER THEORY THAT SOMEONE SOMEWHERE 15 MI55IN6 OAR.. Robotmcui® by Ji.ffi Meddick Garfield by Jim Davis 07IE HAS A PERSONAUTV ALL HIS OWN/ NOBOPV ELSE WANTEP IT TH' C51HERS ARE &FRNR BUT I'll TELL N 1 WHKT IT I'LL 85 OH W. WAV NOW- . MS W BIT y 1 ... IT WAS A VIERESQUIRRBU/ I NiW W GOCD LORD NEITHER MAN NOR SQUIRREL. BUT CURSE0 BY JfoJWY O4 V 1 ... W- ^ 'TIS TW \K«<OF DID WO AAJV AGE. DISCRMJUA7100, The Boondocks 4 by ^qroii Mc<Sruder Arid and Jam's 0 by Jimmy Johnson? BUT YOU GOTTA > PROMISE WE YOU \AWT PANIC. WE PONT NEED ANOTHER STROKE, RIGHT? J JOHN, YOtrRE A " GREAT TEACHER AND I THINK YOO'RE F/WOUS ANP THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO SAY IT, SO M GOING TO BIONT. YOCTRE GOING TO HAVE SOME INNER-CITY GHETTO YOUTH IN YOUR CLASS THIS YEAR, PUT v IT'S UNDER CONTROL. ^ ""AS THE PR|N|C|PAL>N PLL PE HERE FOR ANY .HELP YOU MAY NEEP.. TAIK&AWUT YV* 1H?> WfeWRlR A Qji' A000TIT. iThe B6;rn looser" by.Art and Chip SansoiTv Wednesday's Horoscope Through your logical handling of a downward trend that might have been plaguing you, you can turn things around in the year ahead that'll bring about a number of favorable changes. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) You're emphasis today might be on transforming what is outmoded in your mind into something useful. A problem could arise when you discover it is still valuable to someone else. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Should someone tell you something in the strictest confidence today, make certain you do not reveal it to anyone else, even a person you think you can trust. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) It's good you can dwell along lines that do not limit your thinking to traditional concepts today. However, check things out with others before you attempt to put anything into action. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) So long as they don't step on anyone else's toes, bright ideas you get today pertaining to ways you can further your career can be implemented. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) Valuable knowledge can be garnered today through all types of interaction with others. The important thing to keep in mind is helpful insights can even come through losses. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Just because something did not work for another doesn't mean it will not work for you. Do not be unduly influenced by the failure or others. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) Everything can be ironed out today if you discuss important issues with someone with whom you've been at odds in a manner that is not judgmental or finger pointing. PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) Although you may not get rich today, there are good opportunities around you at work where you can feather your nest to make things a little softer, especially if you don't exclude oth- ers. ARIES (March 21-April 19) Because what you say today will have a strong influence over your peers, you must be exceptionally careful. Don't introduce anything negative into a relationship. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Don't be so quick to prejudge someone negatively and act before you know where she or he is coming from. You could be pleasantly surprised by the support this person is giving you. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Seek out companions today whose thinking is more in line with yours, especially when in work related situations. Nothing will be accomplished with those whose views differ from yours. CANCER (June 21-July 22) The squeaky wheel is likely to be the one who gets the attention today, but be careful when you speak up that you do so in an unoffensive manner or what you get might be an ax instead of oil. I TK006W YOU SOfAE.TWH<b 6000, LIKE. FrGrik and Erne.st Copyright1999 by NEA, Inc. TUESDAY EVENING HBO KVDA Q3] KMOL [4] KENS [5] FNC KRRT [35] KWEX [41] KLRN [?] WTBS KABB [2?] KSAT [12] ENC BET SHOW DISC MAX DISN AMC FSN USA , CNN IX AP ESPN TNT FAM NASH NICK A&E CNBC STARZ! 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